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13554064 No.13554064[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>boneless?? BONELESS??? BRO omg you must not be REAL man bro. A real man takes 5 minutes to eat 0.25oz of meat off of a BONE and getting SAUCE all over my HANDS bro! Just like the CAVEMEN bro!! That’s why I have this EPIC beard, haha I just gotta be careful that I don’t get any of this GHOST PEPPER SOYCE in my beard cuz it’ll mess with my MANLY beard OILS that I rub in. Boneless wings are practically CHIKY NUGGIES!! Haha get it??! Like those epic style baby yoda memes I’ve been seeing everywhere on reddit!!

>> No.13554079

dumb thread but the type of person in op's greentext definitely exists, so that does redeem the post somewhat

>> No.13554084

A rare soijack thread that's actually based. "omg you need to have the bone" fags can eat shit.

>> No.13554088

>>13554064
How sad it must be to base all your life's decisions to spite an imaginary character

>> No.13554094

>>13554088
There are people like that out there though

>> No.13554095

>>13554088
it's pathetic

>> No.13554109

Imagine thinking dry white meat is better than the succulent dark meat of the actual chicken wing,

>> No.13554111

>>13554064
I recently found a grocer that stocks ghost peppers and after tasting one raw, wing sauces that claim to have ghost pepper aren't nearly as hot as just eating one plain. I guess that's the same for literally any peppers, though.

I do hate that spicy foods are now a soyboy meme, though: I developed a taste for spicy stuff to keep people from picking off of my plate.

>> No.13554114

>>13554084
I’m gonna eat my goddamn wings with a fork and they can kiss my nutsack. Meanwhile 10 mins later my meal is finished, my hands are clean, and I don’t have to eat disgusting fatty cartilage shit on a fucking bone to help fill my stomach cuz the 16 wings I ordered were all chicken instead of 1-2 bites of meat on the bone.

>> No.13554125

dude it's fine if you like boneless chicken, nobody cares

>> No.13554141

>>13554111
the only thing i've found that approximates the real thing's spiciness isn't an actual sauce but pepperoncino flakes in olive oil.
if you get a non-spicy sauce and add a teaspoon of that stuff in, you'll get the proper burn guaranteed. and without the acidity and sweetness/fruitiness of most hot sauces

>> No.13554160

>>13554109
This. Dark meat gang. Tastes better and is cheaper.

>> No.13554168

>>13554109
>>13554160
i'm confused. i've never had "boneless chicken wings" so i assumed it's just literally a deboned chicken wing. are you telling me it's actually white meat?

>> No.13554170

>>13554168
Yeah, boneless wings are just breast meat chunks.

>> No.13554171

>>13554170
ahahahahahahha lol
well op is a fag then, as usual

>> No.13554172

Chicken is for niggers

>> No.13554186
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13554186

>>13554064
>has multiple wojacks on his iphone
>thinks he can judge other people

>> No.13554200

>>13554064
Boneless are just chicken nuggets. If you like chicken nuggets, fine, but don't pretend you're eating a wing.

>> No.13554207

>>13554088
>he thinks liberals are imaginary

>> No.13554215

>>13554064
This. Wings and ribs are just...people paying the money for those that buys a breast or some minced meat is just retarded.

>> No.13554222

>>13554064
oh wow another amazing redditjack image thread

>> No.13554227
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13554227

>>13554186
>>13554222
Any time Wojack or pepe is combined with a shitpost it should result in ban for at the very least, avatarfagging.

>> No.13554236

>>13554227
>banning iphoneposters
Honestly, phoneposting should just be fucking blocked unless someone pays for a pass. That would curb 90% of the shitposting on this site.
But no, just fucking wojack my shit up, babe.

>> No.13554261 [DELETED] 

>>13554227
>believing this larp image
Grow up newfag