/ck/ - Food & Cooking

haha

Low effort troll thread.

hehe

>>13546374
You new to /ck/ or something?

Haha, oh man that’s a goo-ahahaha, oh I’m sorry, I’m just trying to say that this post is really really g-ahahahha oh gee whiz I’m sorry thats a great post you got great job on it here’s my upvote

Is that Britta?

>>13546384
>reposts: the thread
>now with ponyfuckers!
It's all so tiring.

doood lookit this cat

>>13546394
Enjoy your tour of /ck/.

>>13546409
>the ponyfucker tourists are now calling oldfags tourists
Fuck this.

>>13546415
Okay.

>>13546409
>sirop
????????

>>13546427
esl foreigners

I don't tip
fuck zoomers and fuck reddiors

>>13546448
>I don't tip
Neither does anybody else at the school lunch counter.

I got a tip for ya.
*unzips dick*

>>13546441
What's gonna be next, stop selling cars because someone might frive one into a market?

>>13546364
Lets unpack this:
>$65 meal
If this is the total, it can be assumed that a large portion of that is from alcohol. You aren’t getting to $65 at a casual restaurant on food alone, and if it was a white tablecloth place, food alone would push that well above $65.
>tax and alcohol
To determine the appropriate amount, we must deduct tax and alcohol from the bill. As stated above, we can assume a casual bar & grill type place that boomers love. A typical meal at a restaurant of this caliber will run from $8 to $18. Let’s assume it’s somewhere in the middle - $15 per plate. And since it’s a boomer, we can assume they aren’t socially inept due to technology addiction and probably came with a significant other. Now we are at $30 for food, and at $5 to $7 per drink, 2 drinks per person, the remaining $35 can easily be accounted for with tax and alcohol.
>other considerations
So we are at $5 on a $30 true bill, which is about $16.6% tip. That’s not great but not terrible. But what if the service sucked? What if it was only one boomer who drank a lot? On the other hand, what if the service was outstanding? All of these factor into the appropriateness of a $5 tip.
>conclusion
Be happy with what you got sweetheart, nobody owes you shit in this life.

>>13546531
>Autism: The Post
Good lord, it's not even a copypasta...

>>13546518
Your analogy sucks. It's more akin to making proximity braking systems and pedestrian alerts mandatory in cars, which is depressingly becoming standard.

>>13546531
>Let's unpack this

>>13546364
i don't get it. 65 bucks must be a shitty place to have dinner to begin with. how do americans pay their servants with that little money? american currency is worth the same as ours so exchange isn't an argument

>>13546409
>Sirop

>>13546531
>Lets unpack this
stopped reading right there

>>13546373
I love cats. I lover every kind of cat. I just want to hug all of them. But I can't. Can't hug every cat.

>>13546364
You're supposed to tip ten percent right? She's bitching about a dollar and fifty cents.

>>13546918
20% to the waiter
10% to the captain

>>13546929
Almost $20 in tip, fuck that shit.

>>13546373
poor little drugged up kitters. probably just had their gonads cut out of them, only to be taunted with mediocre pizza.

>>13546364

>>13546518
No, that'd be racist

>>13546574
How are safety standards for one of the biggest cause of deaths "depressing"?

>>13546957
F

>>13546364
Oh fuck off.

>>13546553
Are you fucking kidding me? Just because I spend allot of money for /one/ nice meal doesnt mean i have to pay some middleman for doing their fucking job. Fuck you.

>>13546364
wow, what a racist!

>>13546531
>Lets unpack this

>>13547044
What if someone's murdering and I have to hit them

>>13547248
you can't post this without part 2 you monster!

>>13546939
those cats are dead
look at eyes

>>13546558
Why block out Ulililias name? Anyone who isnt a newfag knows him.

>>13547291
their eyes can be open under anesthesia and usually are, you can look up pics of cats/dogs under anesthesia and see

>>13546918
>>13546929
>>13546935
I'm German and I just round up to 10.
Are you seriously paying 85 dollars for a 65 dollar meal?
>But service workers get paid below minimum wage they need the money
Why?
Why is that the exception? Why is that the law?

>>13546531
>You aren't getting to $65 at a casual restaurant on food alone

I guess you
- have no gf
- are a cheapskate

>>13547982
Yes.

>>13547248
MUST MICROWAVE

>>13547206
>Poor people need tips to live
LMAO

>>13546364
You don't deserve more money for being able to write something down faster, and your kitchen friends help you carry out the money's worth of food. FUCK OFF. Fuck these whore for thinking they deserve more money than the others just for smiling more often. God I hate this stupid shit.

>>13546929
>tipping for captain

>>13547283
then you should kill yourself for being retarded

>>13546531
wew

>>13546531
>Lets unpack this:

>>13547085
>makes an overly long shitpost and expecting people to read it
I'm laughing at you for that. I didn't even bother to read your post. Plus, I doubt you'd even eat out for a "nice meal".

>>13548094
>I literally can't drive and need my car to do half the work for me
>>>/o/

>>13547286
This part?

>>13546441
round tip knives are fucking great tho
got myself one, i have never been so fast cutting poultry and beef

>>13547248
>product in the UK (metric system and Uk website on package)
>calls burger a "quarter pounder" instead of a royale with cheese

Did pulp fiction lie to me?

>>13548195
Well Pulp Fiction was talking about France, and Jules? was known to be wrong as he missquoted the bible verse

>>13548195
Most countries outside of extremely culturally isolated nations are able to understand multiple measures (excluding the dozen autists on /ck/).
Also, that bit about it being illegal to search in Amsterdam is a common bit of misinformation that you hear in there Netherlands. There are possession and consumption laws, but they usually let foreigners off easy,

>>13546364
why do waitresses who work at ihop think they deserve a tip?

I can understand if you go to a nice place and the service is good.

>>13546409
I hate this girls comics so much, she has like a million followers on instagram -- IE she's making money off of this.

Goddamnit I fucking hate normies.

>>13548119
>I trust everyone else to drive as well as I do
god damn you're even more retarded than I thought

>>13548223
>why do basement dwellers who go to ihop think they deserve service?
>I can understand if you clean up nice and your attitude is good.
See how easy that was?

>>13548250
Not really about deserving or not, innit? IHOP wants to make money and to make money they need to have paying customers. And since they market themselves to lesser socioeconomic groups, they get those coming into the store. And not serving your customer base would be very detrimental to business.

>>13546409
Based!

>>13548226
Is that her? I would love to love her.

here's a tip:

be happy I didn't follow you home and kidnap you after the meal

>>13546409
Black with 2 sugars???? Hahaha she seems like a real quirky character!

>>13546531
>Let's unpack this
>You aren’t getting to $65 at a casual restaurant on food alone
>spending fucking $35 on drinks
You write and behave like a short-haired housewife who considers herself an authority on this sort of shit because her husband gives her spending money sometimes.

>>13548600
>ever belittling the idea of a woman being a housewife
Feminists go home.

>>13546387
For what purpose?

>>13546409
Neither one has a bra.

>>13546373
Okay I really want to know what the fuck is going on here. It makes me really uncomfortable and I can't really explain why.

>>13546424
The longer you spend on this site the sadder your life is.

>>13548602
I do not approve of the very particular kind of housewife who considers herself to have any authority over service workers whatsoever.
Next time, please read the rest of the post before sperging out over the word 'housewife.'

>>13546957
How hard is it to not do that.

>>13548226
Airsoft.
Check the buttplate of the magazine.

>>13548613
No.

>>13548637
Okay, retard.

>>13546364
>when you have a shit job and complain about it with your 900 dollar iPhone

>>13548613
Now you believe service workers themselves should choose what the customer has to pay them, not the customer who is voluntarily providing that extra income. Keep digging that hole, buddy.

>>13548610
Pretty much what >>13546939 said. Lots of vets have neutering "parties" where they get together and do it for a discount or free.

>>13548166
How does a lack of a tip change anything?

I hope you niggers aren’t american. Tipping here is 15-20% of the bill.

>>13549275
This is the way poverty ends up subsidizing poverty, by making the restaurant owner non subject to minimum wage laws. So it's full circle poor people and the not even wealthy, but less poor get off from doing their goddamn part.

>>13549275
>tipping
Lmao you fag you dunce why would I give you extra money for doing your job, I don’t tip the cashier at McDonald’s why would I tip some fag busing around food

>>13549342
because they only get paid like 2 an hour because tipping is expected from customers. It’s retarded, but as long as you’re not a poorfag, it shouldn’t be an issue.

I really hate that Steve Buscemi and Tarentino made this stupid tipping shit a popular subject.

>>13548248
Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

>>13546957
this fills me with a crushing sense of sadness for some reason

>>13548114
Confirmed for mad as fuck

>>13547569
I don't know dumkoff. What the fuck business is it of yours

>>13546590
>girl trying to be tough
Y i k e s.

>>13546590
She spent half of that 4 second webm telegraphing the punch.

>>13549459
did you mean to say "dummkopf"?

>>13546590
Hot