/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13545020
>marmalade sandwich
>9 minutes
no

>>13545020
reddit

>>13545139
rent free

>>13545020
toss him in the oven

It's really eye-opening to learn how much of my thought processes are controlled by 4chan. I went from liking Babish to hating him due to nothing that he did, but simply because my friends here at 4chan hate him.

>>13545097
gotta get close to 10 minutes for that ad revenue. it's such a waste of your time.

>>13546382
Have you considered not caring what the autistic assholes here say you should and shouldn't like and having your own opinion?

It's not as if liking the guy makes your dick fall off. If you're worried about being seen as a "cuck" or "pleb", then you've already lost because no matter what you do, SOMEONE here is going to hate your guts. Just don't give a shit.

>>13546382
>my friends here at 4chan

>>13546401
Have you considered not saying things that don't need to be said? Your entire post was summed up in his post when he said "it's really eye opening." Waste my time again and you're dead.

>>13546408
That's like too much effort, man.

>>13546408
You stand no chance against me, boy. I've been shitposting since you were in diapers, and sucked at least sixteen dicks. I will beat you down and suck your toes so goddamn clean, they'll never tan again.

Meet me outside at noon and bring your goddamn katana, you would be salad tossing slug fuck.

>>13545020
How could he run out of ideas? He just makes food from media, and there's all kinds of food in media he hasn't made yet.

Also, he made his own marmalade, which is fun and kind of interesting.

I honestly have no idea why people here hate the guy. It's like a reddit-tier circlejerk. Who wants to have your own opinions when you can just buy into memes wholesale and feel better than [outgroup]?

I like him expressly because he's so unreddit, even though they love him. No forced jokes, no shoehorned memes, no pandering. He makes things from pop culture that people are interested in, but he doesn't go full dicksuck with it. The memiest thing he did was Szechuan sauce, and he didn't go crazy with it or anything. He didn't dye his beard light blue and start spouting quotes the way most eceleb faggots would.

Honestly, 4chan should love him. He masculine, straight, composed. Lives in a sick apartment. Is willing to go the extra mile to recreate recipes with autistic precision. You faggots must just be jealous.

>>13546614
Is this bait?

>>13546523
you reek of r*ddit

>>13546630
>person cuts against your circlejerk
>B-b-but you can't not think what everyone else does! We don't allow any nonconformity here! BAIT! BAIT!

>>13546660
Now I know it's bait

>>13546709
No, you arrogant faggot, these are my real thoughts and I actually disagree with you. Why is that so hard for you to believe? I actually want to know what retarded rationale you use to insulate yourself from criticism.

>>13546382
T-thanks f-friend

>>13546741
I thought he was wrong about it being bait before reading this post, but you just confirmed that it really is.

>>13546754
So this is the procedure you mongs operate under?

>ask if it's bait
>if they say yes, it's bait because they said it was
>if they say no, it's bait because they protest too much

That's how you insulate yourselves from criticism then. Catch-22's. Disgusting.

>>13546795
First day on the 'chon huh, newfriend?

>>13545020
>hue hue you have to have these special oranges or else it's not marmalade.

What a bitch has he ever been to California? Best marmalade is from navels, hands down. I picked a bunch from my parents grove last week, and I'm gonna make gallons of actual good marmalade. I even tried marmalade in England and it was pure shit.

>>13545097
ad revenue, just look at bon appetit latest vids, all 20 minutes and above

>>13545020
I'm a sandwich now?

>>13546795
Make your bait less obvious next time.

copying things you see in on tv isn't an idea

>>13549667
yes it is retard

>>13549671
no it isn't consoomer

>>13549667
He usually does his own take on the recipe after making the first version

>>13545020
Next: How to make jam on toast

>>13549677
yes it is retard

>>13549701
He has to show off his car or go to a local ethnic market so he can pronounce everything with a shitty accent as well

>>13545097
do you think its just 9 minutes of how to spread jam onto bread or something?
he shows you how to make it, as always

>>13547268
>best marmalade
>uses some of the sweetest oranges

bitch you do not get marlmalade

>bald
>glasses
>beard
>arm tattoo
>a faggot
literally soyredditcuck incarnate

>>13546382
I feel that way about /tv/. It's not even that I care what those retards think they just make so many memes about shit that I automatically associate certain shows or movies with those memes and can't take it seriously anymore

>>13546754
I would also like you to answer his question. But you won't....you wont

>>13546614
>He masculine, straight, composed. Lives in a sick apartment. Is willing to go the extra mile to recreate recipes with autistic precision.

Exactly none of those are true

>>13549863
t. jealous incel

>>13549876
>straight
he has a gf
>composed
yes he is always calm
>sick apartmen
yes try not to cope too hard from your mud hut
>Is willing to go the extra mile to recreate recipes with autistic precision
yes

Babish is a waste of a good format.

>>13546614
>He masculine
Dilate, tranny.

>>13550231
cope more twink

>>13545020
shit, sad how he is reduced to just trying to make videos based off flavor of the month movies now

>>13550278
>>13549923
>>13549932
married gay dude here
he's the biggest faggot i know and i literally eat ass

>>13551108
The most recent Paddington movie was released a long time ago, and was hardly the flavor of the month. More an attraction for people with based taste.

>>13546382
>liking Babish
>>>/lgbt/

>>13546382

>>13551393
Based but also degenerate.

>>13552266
dubs of truth

>>13545020
>>13545097
he makes marmalade, bread, and scones from scratch. idk what you fucking want.
nothing will ever be as bad as that video where he goes shopping with his fucking apron on

>>13546795
>you mongs
You're posting on 4chan too, dipshit. You're no different than the rest of us

the only reason we dislike babish is because he is the manifestation of what we would have been were it not for being jaded by this cursed image board. one thing that pisses me off about him tho is he wears a watch while cooking

as a kid I remember it distinctly being peanutbutter sandwiches

was this the case of localization or did I get trapped in one of those dimensional shifts?

>>13546382
Form your own opinions; don't let a bunch of anonymous retards dictate how you think. This board hates him but I love Babish and I've enjoyed cooking along to some of his videos. The enjoyment of that outweighs the opinion of a bunch of faggots I've never met and will never meet.

>>13546382
I agree with this, but simply because 4chan is the much needed respite from a world that fucking raises hyped up cringey sugareating retards, sure the guys here arent necessarily better, but I'd rather be a contrarian and actually have a spine, than to just "enjoy" every shit that the entertainment industry heaps upon me

>>13551393
keep it up homobro

>>13546382
I'm not your friend, pal

>>13553795
the guys on this board are more of a friend than this reddit soyfag tattooed tesla driving bitch could ever in a million years be to me. The people here dont expect anything from you, not even a fucking click, not a reply, sure as hell not a subscription to their fucking gay ass channel, yet they kept dishing out information and beautiful anecdotes for free, time and time again. The guys on this board have so far helped me to become good at drawing, to stop playing videogames, to get fucking big (now I stopped, because at a certain point it bores you out of your mind to eat and sleep and lift), they helped me develop good taste in literature, cinema and popculture shit. Now they even help me with finding fun recipes, and you, the turbo nigger that you are, think that this soijack cunt that thrives off of your life time, even buying his shitty brother(who's probably 10 times the man this babish turd is), is somehow worth recommending? Because he makes fucking marmelade toast for crying out loud?! FUck you and fuck your little youtube shilling attempt you little faggot. Here, I'll add one of my recent skull paintings you bitch, what has Babish ever made you get good at except for being a consumerist swine?

>>13545020
>>13545097
I'm surprised he didn't push it to the magical 10 minute mark for those delicious ads.

>>13555006
thanks pal
i will continue hating babish and having copious amounts of gay sex

>>13551916
wrong

>>13552297
>Learning how to make scones
>From an American
no

>>13555021
>The people here dont expect anything from you, not even a fucking click, not a reply
here i am, in front of you, on my knees, literally begging for a (you)
yet, you do not provide
(nice skelly btw he has a strong jaw and it's Kinda Hot)

>>13546382
>my friends here at 4chan
We're not your friends, we're just retards who are alone together. Be yourself, man, learn to not give a fuck.

>>13555326
Hey mate, for you, every single day, just ask.
This is one from a little while ago

>>13555338
Attach it to a buff body and we'll talk
Think along the lines of Skeletor

>>13555334
i wouldn't consider my fellow 4chan users to be "friends" but i certainly believe there's a sense of camaraderie and community here

>>13555341
Its just studies bro, they calm me down, just painting for hours and hours while listening to audiobooks is relaxing as fuck, almost meditative

>>13546382
I'm not your friend, buddy

>>13555349
You should still draw a buff skelly
Imagine the commission money

>>13546382
>the chad genuine post
>>13546407
>>13553795
>>13555334
>the virgin insecure ironic reply

more like memeing with reddit

>>13555354
By whom? You?

>>13555370
I mean, sure, if you do a good job

>>13555371
Thats not how commissions work bub.
Regardless, I have a job, dont need to paint for money, I just do it for myself

>>13555393
yeah but we dunno if you can draw muscles