/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13544255
I ate a kiwi with the skin on once and died.

Haven't had a kiwi in probably 25 years.
Used to get them in my lunch from home when I was in school. My mother bought a little kiwi knife for the purpose. That'd probably get a kid in trouble nowadays.
Didn't eat the skin obviously. That's why there's a spoon.

>>13544255
i;ve read the skin is edible so i tried once after scrubbing it really clean with a brush

it was scracthy as shit to eat. would not reecommend

I put it in my mouth whole, then I spit the skin out after I eat the kiwi

>>13544303
>tfw your mom was allergic to kiwis and cats

One time I shaved my balls and my gf called me kiwi for months. It was kinda funny, but I guess it hurt my feelings a little.

>>13544327
Never really had any allergies in my family, knock on wood.
One time we had one of the new doctors go into full anaphylaxis in the breakroom in the ICU because someone else was eating bell pepper. I guess it was the right place for it, though. We got her tubed and stabilised quickly and she was eventually put on medication that meant she could be near peppers again.
That allergy must have just popped up out of nowhere, though, right? Otherwise she'd surely have got symptoms just from going to the grocery store. Spooky shit.

This thread is making me want to eat kiwi again just to see if I still like it.

>>13544255
I leave skin on but I spoon the insides out

>>13544255
With a skin. I just wash it and eat it. As a kid I used to scoop out the flesh with a spoon but then I realized it’s the faggot way how to eat it.

>>13544358
Patrician way you mean

>>13544346
I hate doctors so god damn much. They're always like, "lol, you're an alcoholic? I'm not going to take anything you say seriously unless you stop drinking, otherwise I can't diagnose you". At least I'm not allergic to anything other than vanilla snack packs.

>>13544363
If you need any other tool but your hands to eat a fruit you are a faggot.

>>13544367
General practitioners maybe. The ones I've worked with in hospital tend to be pretty decent and understanding. Might vary between countries as well I guess.
Now I think about it, I went to school with a kid who was allergic to some kind of red food dye. He didn't die if he had it but it made him crazy and hyperactive like he was on meth or something. He became a doctor as well, as it happens.

>>13544370
I need a tool because I'm not one myself.

>>13544255
Screw it, turn them inside out then eat the insides with some honeydew and cantelope melons. What are you some kind of savage eating the rinds?

>>13544381
>I need a tool because I'm not one myself.

>>13544255
Most of the nutrients are in the peel, you're missing out if you don't eat it

>>13544255

I keep it on if I'm making a smoothie or some mixed fruit. Otherwise I scoop it out of the skin like a little bowl.

>>13544591
>kiwi hair nutrients

>>13544370
>>13544471
not even that fuck, but have you ever peeled a mango or a kiwi with your bare hands?

>>13544612
No, I don’t peel mango and kiwi. I eat it with the skin. Why would I peel it? And since I had a lots of mangos already I know when it’s ripe you can easily bite into it and then peel it with your hands but again, why would I peel it?

>>13544623
I bet you open coconuts using your head as a hammer.

>>13544637
Coconut is not a fruit.

>>13544328
Did you learn anything?

>>13544612
I have, what's the big deal?
We're not talking he-man master of the universe here.

>>13544644
Ever heard of stone fruits?

>>13544328
She probably just wanted access to your credit card and banking accounts and keys to your apartments so denigrated your balls into giving her that.

>>13544757
Sure thing, but what’s on your mind when someone mentions a fruit?
Botanically speaking, it can be nut, seed and fruit. Most people usually use the seed or nut classification tho.

>>13544644
coconut is a drupe you fucking dupe

>>13544367
You’re both weak willed and genetically inferior. That’s probably why they won’t bother treating you

Yeah I just bite into it like a massive grape. I don’t eat the little lump at the butt end though

>>13544644
But you certainly are

>>13544255
Peeling them. The skin just spoils the taste and my tongue always hurts from kiwis already.

>>13544278
Rip in pepperonis fren. I'll prey for u.