/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13542370
pet it

>>13542370
Finger slam its tight little buttwhole

>>13542370
Shoot it [spoiler]with the water pistol

>>13542370
>owning a cat
you already fucked up

>>13542370
1st offense: place cat on floor
2nd offence: throw cat across room

>>13542392
>owning
>cat
Moar like the other way around HAHaHAGa

>>13542402
3rd offence: rape

>>13542370
My cat is very well mannered and doesnt behave that way. I would shoo/pop him on the ass if he did it tho.

>>13542414
I meant cats, I have 3 but one likes to be outside all the time. The other two like to be in most of the time. The little one begs a lot but doesn’t get on the counters or anything. I use a jar filled with pennies and shake it when he acts out or a swat.

>put cat in pillow case
>spin/twirl overhead until it learns it's lesson

>>13542412
I've never had one come back for the 3rd offence. Hbu?

>>13542458
I have raped many cats.

>>13542370
My cats don't do this very often, so mostly ignore them or gently put them on the ground. I am not sure how I would be eating without my permission though.

>>13542370
>rape

Hiss at it

cats are smart enough to understand this.

I was going to say hit it with a shovel but that only works on dogs

Push them in an unpleasant and rude manner.

>>13542444
This also works on babbies.

>>13542370

>>13542465
I guess I throw them too hard?

>>13543458
Dickered.

>>13542370
my cats are trained not to
>jump on furniture
>enter rooms with carpeted flooring
>enter the kitchen
i suggest you train your cat better. the little cunt shouldn't be jumping up on anything or entering the kitchen.
if he's that fucking annoying then just put him outside while you're cooking.

>>13542376
This. You gave it permission by electing to be its slave.

>>13542370
From reading in /an the best is to spray them with water, apparently cats hate water.

>>13542370
Why do you have cats in the first place?
Are you some kind of weirdo?

>>13543458
>kicking an animal for fun
what a fucking faggot

>>13542370
at first i wanted to hit him in the head to show him getting there is bad , but he was so cute i could hold myself and just hugged him and pet it

Grab it by the tail and twirl it around, throw it to the ground to show the little bitch whose boss.

It's a fucking cat, throw it outside and let it fend for itself if it doesn't know it's place, like a stupid bitch.

That never happens, my cat is cultured and well mannered. She realizes you don't play in the food zone.

>>13544513
That's what it does when you're looking. Get one of those babycams and check out what it does when it thinks that you're not looking.

>>13544552
My cat has very thick fur, I'd notice it instantly, she sheds everywhere and needs to be combed daily. Not to mention all the appliances would be on the floor assuming cat memes are true. She jumps on the dinning chair, never goes beyond that.

I love cats

>>13542370
T-pose to reassert my dominance.

>>13543458
Fucking degenerate