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13539309 No.13539309 [Reply] [Original]

>go to a restaurant about 2pm or so
>restaurant is basically slow; maybe one person at the bar and a booth with three people on their lunch break from a nearby business
>hostess asks how many, grabs menus, and tells you to follow her
>walks past every other empty booth and table and sits you right next to the three top booth

every single time. why do they assume people want to be seated right next to other people if the restaurant is slow and there are plenty of other tables open?

pic unrelated

>> No.13539312

>>13539309
That's a dude o the left. Look at the jaw, the moustache, the forearms, the hands, and the knees

>> No.13539316

>>13539309
Because servers have sections that they work and if there is only 1 server working then there is only 1 section you'll be seated in.

>> No.13539318

>>13539312
Imagine being this autistic and thinking that every picture of a girl is actually a man.

>> No.13539319

>>13539309
That's the server's section.

>> No.13539321

>>13539309
Because there's only one waitress, and she wants the tables all to be in a cluster. Just ask for a quieter table, or say, "I'd like this one." Stick up for yourself, softie.

>> No.13539329
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13539329

>>13539312
I see it. 4chan has fucked me up good.

>> No.13539340

>>13539329
No, your lack of ability to talk to females has made you think that every girl looks like they do in porn so when you see an average looking girl you automatically conclude it's a man.

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13539346

>>13539318
Some traps are 110% passable and hotter than any woman. Some look like a man with long hair in a dress. You win some, you lose some.

>> No.13539359

>>13539312
its the hands

>> No.13539370

>>13539346
>Some
Virtually all are non-passing hons that make young children cry in fear.

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13539376

>>13539370

>> No.13540783

>>13539316
>>13539319

If there is only 1 server then the entire restaurant is their section

>> No.13540793

>>13539309
god i wish i were that bear

>> No.13540811

>>13539376
Calling a grown woman a girl will never not bother me.

>> No.13541114

>>13539312
its not though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=TUi7cA_EbB0

>> No.13541340

>>13541114
That's fucking retarded. Horrible parenting. I don't care how nice or trained that bear is. All it would take is one little thing that spooked the bear or something and that little girl would be killed. Fucking Russians.

>> No.13541392

>>13541340
its fine, slavs have +5 bear handling.

>> No.13541456

I just say I want a table or a booth or whatever I want they have never said no

>> No.13541468

>>13541114
legit bear is probably drunk, on Xanax, or on some other tranquilizer
don't support this shit

>> No.13541501

>>13539309
KODIAKED