/ck/ - Food & Cooking

so what you're saying is that if I become depressed, at least i'll still now what good hot sauce is?

>>13537736
Give that broccoli a good char in the oven next time. lemon juice. wo la

>>13537736
Looks pretty good desu


cheer up OP, people are paying 10 dollars for basically that at dig inn or other yuppie fast casual "bowlstraunts"

>so what you're saying is that if I become depressed, at least i'll still now what good hot sauce is?

>>13537736
No it's not. There was effort involved in that food. You have no idea what depression is like.

>>13537868
this

>>13537736
>no carbs
If your depression is related to being overweight, going keto might help

>>13537736
>This is what depression looks like
Depression is eating raw hot dogs, well at least they got good protein

>>13537777
Holy Fazolis!

That's not depression food at all. That looks like a /fit/ manlet meal. Depression food is drinking cold spaghettio's straight out of the can. Or a mayonnaise sandwich. Or some of a pizza that you ordered 2 days ago and left out on the counter

>>13537880
If you're fancy you put some ketchup on that mayo sandwich

>>13537736
>Cooking actual food
>Not dipping bread in anything runnier than bread
Looks like you're riding high my man

>>13537736
You have no idea what depression looks like.

>>13537736
>fork
>bowl
>table
>This is what depression looks like
you are like baby

>>13537928
>table, surrounding area fairly clean
>bottle of hot sauce and not liquor
A pathetic display, really.

>>13537736
More like
>It's 7:45PM and I don't wan't to make something that requires thinking.

>>13537868
>>13537880
>>13537918
>hurr durr you cant be a part of my exclusive club

Then what does depression actually look like?

>>13537967
A few pieces of bread straight out of the bag because you couldn't be bothered preparing anything, and even then you only take a few bites because you chewing and swallowing doesn't feel like it's worth the effort.

>>13537967
deenz and chup

>>13537967
kraft single folded in a piece of bread

I'm eating a can of refried beans for dinner

>>13537967
Sucking every last drop out of a duck sauce packet and some stale saltines you found under your fridge
You think you might've eaten a dead insect, but you stop caring immediately after the thought.

>>13537736
You’re an idiot

>>13537998
based
watch the sodium content tho

White bread dipped in the remnants of a can of jalapenos is what I had to eat today

>>13538195
THAT is depression food

>>13538195
Luxury. I couldn't muster the motivation to do more than lick up a few cockroaches that wandered within range of my tongue.

>>13537892
Based and Moran-pilled.

>>13537777
based kiddo

>>13537737
Mynigga.jpg

>>13537967
A handful of peanut butter pretzels at 1:00 in the morning.

>>13537736
No it isn't.

>>13538284
Imagine being well adjusted enough to pour your wine into another container before drinking it.

>>13538284
for the $3 you spent on what I'm assuming is that shitty barefoot blend you could've at least gotten peanut butter for that bread

>>13538287
a wine glass at that

>>13538284
>bread on plate
>wine in glass

>>13537967
You just dont eat at all.

depression looks like chaos mixed with empty pints of ben and jerrys lining the top of every pile of random junk

>>13537736
if you didn't tell me you were depressed, I'd think you were a /fit/izen

>>13538003
Depression comes in all shapes and sizes, anon. There isn't only one way to be depressed.

>>13537765
yass

>>13539108
this. to paraphrase another thread:
>STOLEN VALOR

>>13537736
Looks undercooked as fuck.

But chick' with 'coli isn't bad, even if it doesn't look Michelin tier plating.

>>13538203
lmao upvote for you

>>13537765
Based. Ever since i learned this broccoli has been my go to side.

Nothing depressing about eating right with proper portions and plating.

>>13538297
>not a welch's jelly glass jar with a slowly fading pikachu that reminds you of the last time you felt happy, decades ago as a child.

>>13537736
That's healthier eating than a lot of people in America. Are you just attention starved?

>>13537967
nothing but fast food.

>>13537765
This is the correct way to cook broccoli.

Starting a hard cut today

Just ate dinner and still fucking hungry

>>13537967
Five minutes after eating, you don't remember what you ate, nor do you care.

>>13537967
>Then what does depression actually look like?

>>13537737
Cook better food. Then you don’t need sauce. Sauce is a crutch for shitty cooks and shitty food.

My auntie. Lost her dog two weeks ago.
Funny thing. She likes eating doggy meat.

>>13542142
That explains your cum guzzling

>>13542027
If you're well enough to cook and eat you're well enough to clean up afterwards.
Depression is real and serious but this cunt is just fishing for compliments on the Internet. Which is in its own way sadder still.

>>13542142
100% pure tastelet COPE

>>13542027
>two weeks of unwashed dishes
imagine the mold smell

>>13537737
>now
>know

>>13537786
faggot

>>13538000
top kek of trips.
>you can never really get every last drop of duck sauce which make it even more depressing

>>13537736
looks fine to me

>>13539126
depends on the person. I eat well but i have zero relationships and i dont brush my teeth.
Doing ok at work though. I also drink a lot

>>13542027
how the fuck is that an entire two weeks of cooking/eating? It should be 3 times as much

>>13537736
only thing depressing about this is the frozen broc. Get fresh, m8. It will cost you an extra dollar.
Ill give you a dollar for fresh broc.

>>13537736
Dude you're miles away from rock bottom. Sorry to let you know it's going to get a lot worse.

>>13537967
This or a whole box of stale crackers. No drink.

>>13542655
Eventually you run out and have to clean one

>>13542655
Maybe she just doesn't have hat many dishes.

>>13542655
its depression

>>13537765
Fucking this

>>13542316

>>13537880
As someone guilty of all three, true depression is being too lazy to prepare the first two.

>>13537967
half bag of doritos at 1AM then the other half at 10AM

What is depression anyway? Is it really that hard to be happy?

>>13545478
Depression is code word for attention seeking faggot online.

>>13545486
Definitely seems that way. If you're feeling "down," just start eating better, drinking more water, getting 8 hours of sleep, exercising, geta job, reading, and consuming less media. It's literally that simple. Just stop being a self pitying manchild.

>>13545524
Dude just be happy

>>13545524
are you a 56yo grandma by chance?

>>13542655
>implying you don't just reuse the least greasy one and eat right out of the pan with your spatula, the only thing that stays clean because it takes two strokes to wipe it down

>>13545478
It is a brain malfunction that makes it hard to be happy. More accurately, it makes it hard to muster motivation to do things because you don't expect to get the "happy" reward in your brain if you put in the effort. Kind of like how paraplegia makes it hard to walk.

>>13537736
I wish my depression looked that good. I've eaten almost nothing but a single pint of protein "ice cream" every day for weeks.

>>13537967
Canned crab. It's depression because it's like you are trying to feel better about buying something seen as fancy, but you can't motivate yourself to actually cook crab and can't afford it fresh.

>>13537765
nice

>>13546069
I’m a 25 year old heterosexual male.

>>13545524
Based and Self-responsible
>>13546057
>>13546069
Cringe and Self-pitying

>>13546313
Sick cut bro, macros are solid and you've defeated the flavor jew. Seems based.

Nah, them's good eats. Here's mine from earlier. Would have had broccoli with it, but wanted to eat the last remaining sweet potato before it went bad.

>>13547136
>you've defeated the flavor jew
How so? I eat it because it tastes good in addition to requiring no effort.

>>13537967

>>13547155
This is my Tuesday night dinner. Would you eat it anon?

>>13547642
nah, doesn't look very appetizing to me, sorry.

>>13537967
>what does depression actually look like?

>>13545524
This

>>13545524
all of that significantly improves the quality of life, but some people like myself have dumb brains that stay sad

>>13547744
Do you think you have a rare gene mutation that makes you sad? You don't; Most likely you are just a normal guy. Stop acting like your depression is inevitable

>>13547761
this is so naive lol
work on your empathy, bud

>>13537736
>This is what depression looks like

>>13547789
Golden Corral is art you fucking pig

>>13547761
this braindead nigger is going to literally deny science when he spends all day arguing over how trannies are an affront to science and human biology

>>13547682
>uses sauce
well well, look at the city slicker with his fancy german recipe

>>13547796
>trannies are an affront to science and human biology
this

>>13545524
>just start reading
>consume less media

My pain is greater than yours: the thread

>>13547761
It's not rare.

>>13541661
do not want this feel

>>13547032
>I’m a 25 year old delusional male.
fify

My meal for the day was a pound of fajita seasoned ground beef mixed with 3 packs of ramen noodles. I still mixed in the shrimp flavor packets from the ramen too.

>>13548588
bruh... that sound horrid, next time try the taco seasoning instead

>>13537736
why the fuck all the hot sauces come from louisiana

>>13537967
fast food and canned food, and right after you immediately crawl into bed

>>13539711
>upvote
kys

>>13539126
either this or you eat way too much
I do both, eat nothing one day and a massive meal the next