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>new cashier at the comfy local grocery store
>she's too cute and friendly
>can't go there anymore and will have to drive to the supermarket instead

>> No.13531624

>new cashier at the comfy local grocery store
>she's a bitch and gives me the death stare every time
>can't go there anymore and will have to drive to the supermarket instead

>> No.13531627
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>>13531616
>>13531624

>> No.13531651

>>13531616
>>she's too cute and friendly
And how exactly is that negative?

>> No.13531680

>>13531651
He doesn't want to get caught shoplifting spaghetti.

>> No.13531695

>new self-checkout at the comfy local grocery store
>don't have to deal with cute or bitchy cashiers anymore
>can't go to the train and will have to ride the dinosaur instead

>> No.13531726
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>>13531616

>go to new subway early in the morning after work
>new qt is working
>go to subway every other day
>qt and me are always alone early in the morning
>attempt to start casual conversations
>things are going well after a few weeks
>casual conversations are now a little more personal
>after about two months have even deeper personal conversations
>I attempt to get her number
>she mentions her boyfriend
>I go full spaghetti
>leave abruptly
>go to subway a week later
>new qt quit

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
FUCK CHINKS

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

FUCK WOMEN

>> No.13531728
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>new cashier at the grocery store
>she's cute but super nervous because I'm genuinely handsome
>keep going back to the same cashier
>eventually establish a funny rapport about what I buy
>now going to the grocery store is a teeny, tiny, nice reprieve from the monotony of my gf
This is why I fucking love Publix.

>> No.13531809

>>13531726
>Being a fucking loser

Just walk in, lay your dick on the counter, and ask, "Sup bitch, want some fuck?"

>> No.13531825

>>13531616
Just keep calling in and complaining about her until she gets fired. Problem solved

>> No.13531834

>>13531728
>because I'm genuinely handsome
sure, nigger

>> No.13531898

>>13531728
Haha next time you go to that store, you should buy some maximum size condoms haha see what comment she makes haha

>> No.13531988

>>13531616
She resents you, good call.
>>13531624
She wants you to man up and fuck her already, pussy.

>> No.13532002

>>13531825
If it was the same person calling and making complaints about a girl who’s relatively pretty and doesn’t cause any problems, then even the dumbest, most shitty manager would probably think it was a stalker or an ex-bf or something

>> No.13532021

>>13532002
Just call once, tell the manager you didn't like her attitude and she made you feel like you weren't welcome at this store.
This will put her on "thin ice" with the manager, and she will probably fuck up again on her own if you're lucky. She's a new hire, and every beginner makes mistakes.

>> No.13532044

>>13532021
That sounds possible but I could see it not working, what if the supervisor likes her? What if her coworkers defend her for being a really good cashier? What if OP is just a faggot who needs to learn to interact socially with people?

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>>13531834
>>13531898
Stay mad, faggots. Even if you were handsome, I'd bet you have to shop at Kroger or Food City or some dumb shit.

>> No.13532158

>>13532130
Kroger's is alright

>> No.13532320

>>13532158
It varies upon location.
I'm that same dumb faggot, but I found a lil' Kroger's keychain in the parking lot one time when I was renting a cabin up north and kept it.
Every time I go up north I still use it.
Still works.