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13522557 No.13522557 [Reply] [Original]

Dear customer,
Go fuck yourself.

Sincerely,
Restaurant

>> No.13522561

>>13522557
Red gold aight

>> No.13522563

>>13522557
"If we could get cheaper food, we would."

>> No.13522566

>>13522557
>nnnoooo! it's yucky because the label isn't the same!!!!

>> No.13522580

>>13522561
It’s not alright. If I wanted fucking red gold I would go to a family picnic and eat for free. The fact I’m paying to eat at your establishment demands you provide Heinz or Hellman’s.

>> No.13522595

>>13522580
>you provide Heinz or Hellman’s.
wow corporate shill gtfo mr sheckelstein

>> No.13522606

>>13522580
>MOMMMY! THEIR CHUPPY CHUP IS YUCKY!

>> No.13522615
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13522615

>Yep, a shrewd salesman actually managed to convince us to go with this. Don’t worry about the quality of your meat though, we totally vetted all of their products and didn’t just go with the cheapest supplier.

>> No.13522655

>>13522580
>Hellman's
didn't even know they made ketchup, you sound like a fag

>> No.13522685

>>13522615
>GINGER ALE

>> No.13522752

>>13522615
nigga no one drinks ginger ale that shit's probably stale mr pibb

>> No.13522768

>>13522655
They do, and you yourself are the fag for remaining ignorant of their rich, creamy and tangy goodness. Now go back to playing switch in your pajamas and eating pepperoni pizza, adults are talking.

>> No.13522791
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13522791

>>13522557
I have a 6-month old bottle of pic related that I've barely used. What should I use up some of this ketchup on, /ck/? I use barbecue sauce for burgers, and I'm not making frozen fries, so all I can think of is meatloaf. Any other recipes come to mind where I can use up some of this ketchup?

>> No.13522799

>>13522791
Make some pasta and use this instead of a tomato sauce. Make some meatballs and you are golden!.

>> No.13522842

>>13522799
I already buy decent pasta sauce. I am not eating Honey Boo-Boo sketti with ketchup. There's got to be some recipe I can make with ketchup.

>> No.13522846
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13522846

>>13522799
dubs wills it

>> No.13522856

>>13522842
>pasta sauce
>buy
>decent
pick 2

>> No.13522868

>>13522846
Dubs can suck my butthole.

>> No.13522869

>>13522856
Rao's would like a word.

>> No.13522872

>>13522856
Suck a dick, there's plenty of decent pasta sauces out there if you're buying name brands. I go with a spicy tomato-basil personally, or a roasted garlic.

>> No.13522878

>>13522846
this is Asian pasta, this is how they eat it in the Philippines. your filename is dumb and so's your lack of get. and so is trying to get dubs on a blue board with 3 posts an hour

>> No.13522885

>>13522869
>>13522872
Hey now, I’m not saying pre-made pasta sauce doesn’t have its place, it’s great for dunking mozzarella sticks, but buying that shit just to eat it on noodles is nasty.

>> No.13522895

>>13522791
Tis the season for meatloaf.

>> No.13522904

>>13522878
>3 posts an hour
This isn't /i/. According to the stats, we're clocking just a little over 5 posts per minute right now, making us the 20th fastest board on the site. Not that the guy you were replying to wasn't a shitposter, and not that it isn't ridiculously easy to get dubs on /ck/.

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>>13522878
>asian
>philippines
>pasta

None of this is adding up. SO CHECK THESE

>> No.13522916

>>13522908
>>asian
>>philippines
>>pasta
I hear it's called pagpag or jolly spaghetti over there.

>> No.13522922

>>13522885
That's a Prego/Ragu mentality. Branch out.

>> No.13522946

>>13522922
GET SOME NEWMANS OWN, NEGRO

>> No.13523734

>>13522908
>None of this is adding up.
did you miss the jollibee shills?