/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why did the P90X series end so prematurely?

>>13511051
For me, it's StobeAttack
Sometimes you just want beer and chicken, but for days

For me it's Stroke™

>>13511063
jack thought a public declaration of intent would be enough to motivate him to lose weight but it was not

>>13511051
The best stroke you'll ever have™

>>13511051
>>13511063
What phenotype is this?

>>13511332
It never is for anyone.

>>13511676
Dyabeetus Sapiens

In the year 2000, We launched our line of sauces that were like no other. Sauces that were thick and sweet and wouldn't fall through the barbeque grill when applied.

We put the sauces in a few Kerr jars and took it to an established local butcher shop. We asked them to sample the flavors out to customers. After 7 days went by, we checked in to see the results. The butcher said the sauces were a major success. Not only that, but he had a list of customers that wanted to buy the sauces by the case load.

The butcher said that every customer who tried it said -"These are the best sauces I've ever tasted". Hence the name, "The Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste"

We immediately launched the company GiveMe Foods (GMF) and began producing the sauce in mass amounts.

GiveMe Foods gives a 100% money back guarantee on every jar. We are pleased to say that in 16 years, not one jar has been returned for a refunded.

GiveMe Foods has a line of sauces including BBQ, Hot BBQ, Teriyaki, Jamaican Jerk & Gourmet Seasoning. Also, a line of beef Jerky including BBQ, Hot BBQ, Teriyaki & Jamaican Jerk.

They all are THE BEST YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

We truly believe that our products have the best flavor and value. We are better than anything in any store and on any shelf. We have given a money back guarantee on all our products and never once in 16 years have we ever been asked for a refund.

Jack Scalfani
President

>>13511784
>the butcher said that every customer who tried it said -"These are the best sauces I've ever tasted".
I wonder if that is true or just entirely made up

>>13511811
This is a sauce that Jack allegedly created. What do you think?

>>13511826
it is da best

Why does he stick his tongue out every time he eats something

>>13511891
It pisses me off to no end for some raisin.

>>13511919
>raisin
You mean "reason". If your this iliterate, don't post.

>>13511826
Ja/ck/ has the weight of God behind him so it's probably legitimately the best sauce ever made.

>>13511932
even worse bait

I'm a big fan of the salmonella fella.

Imagine him goin to town on his wife with that tounge action

>>13511980
Lol that fat piece of shit hasn't gotten a hard on in years with his shit lifestyle

damn, Jack Jr. looks like that???

>>13512246
Imagine the smell of his vinegary shits after eating Jack's food

>>13512274
>vinegary shits
I'm sure this imagery makes sense to you but it doesn't to me

>>13512281
doesn't me either

>>13511784
>customers that wanted to buy the sauces by the case load.
dead giveaway that this is all bullshit

>>13512487
Not in flyoverville where every Bob and Nancy owns a shitty diner.

>>13512487
He probably gave it away at some church event and everyone was too polite to tell him the truth and it went to his head.

>>13512281
>>13512290
Sure thing, Jack Jr. IDF.

>>13511051
jacattic is dope.

>>13512602
the best butthurt you'll ever post

>>13511063
Exercise is hard. Its much easier for lazy fatties to stuff their faces with bacon and cheese and call it a diet.

>>13512281
Its a meme, newfag

>>13512654
Diet IS the most important part about losing weight though. Also fatties can't just do any type of exercise, ananey obese person may fuck up their knees if they all of a sudden decide to take up jogging.

>>13512662
for example an obese person*

>>13512662
I'll be honest, I found my sleep to be more important than my diet. I know what you're saying though. You can't lose weight when you're stuffing your face.

>>13512662
>>13512667
>ananey
>for example an obese person*
>ananey

are you fucking with us?

>>13512749
just buy the sauce you little shits

>>13512246
Why do you guys always give jakatak such a hard time? He's just a hard working, good Christian man who is trying to make a living and you guys just shit on him

>>13511891

its the patented Big Boy Bite

>>13512800
Do God's work and he will do yours!

>>13511051
*Jakattackackackack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8buJ2-oD02E

Do it right or don't waste the effort
>>>/trash/

>>13512669
My dad fixed his sleep apnea and he's fatter than he's ever been because his diet is still shit. Feelsbadman, at least he wants to change and hasn't completely given up yet so I still have some hope.

>>13513073
Praying for your pops. Lead by example lad.

Whats Jack Jr up to these days

>>13513155
Blasting raw inside his fiance's puss trying to conceive a new Jesus loving child.

who dis fat white boi be?

>>13513167
RawBlast Foods

Jack Jr Sauce "sauce à l'ail"

> search jack scalfani
> first website is some anti-jack website

amazing

>>13513155
ask him, he's right here >>13513073

Sticking your tongue out is a sign of mental retardation.

>>13511097
>>13511634

>>13513073
what have you been up to bro? whats your job? do to blast raw in your fiance?

Is Jack the quintessential boomer?

>>13513191
*SSSIIIPPPP*
Ah yes, now THAT was peak jack posting

>>13513250
Jack's a special case. He doesn't seem to fit into any one box. You'd have a stroke trying to pin this guy down into a single mold.

I took him down. I took him down to the ground.

>>13513293
discipline is hungry work... n-never touch a lady

>>13513273
i'd have an easier time feeling bad for his failing health if he hadn't molested that pork shoulder that time.
i'm just bullshitting. i wish nothing but the best for him.

god i want tammy to wrap those huge loins around my ventricles and scream at/lick my face while i have the police on the line

>>13511784
BONK!

Uh oh, stinky!

>>13513416
Am I the only one who thinks tammy is probably a freak in bed?

>>13511063
it actually didn’t
he made a final video stating he gained weight because he was building muscle and muscle weighs more than fat

>>13512502
he started the company in california you moron

>>13513460
You played yourself. There are parts of California, especially where Jack was living, that are just as flyover as anywhere in Iowa. Hold this L.

>>13513442
you're lost definitely not the only one

>>13513293
You don't ever hit a woman you don't ever hit a woman

>>13513250
Yes he is

>>13513596
No he isn't.

>>13513212
i'd appreciate if your didn't ever ask that again thanks bro

>>13513667
i'll take that as a no bro

>>13513442
Yeah that's exactly why she's getting some on the side since Jack is basically a vegetable now

What do you think Tammy's shit tastes like?

Keep hating. You'll never be this happy.

>>13513687
like bleu cheese

>>13513687
like passing through the smokies on I-75 at 6am on a weekday

>that Jack on the Go episode where Jack shouted out 'nigger'

>>13513706
Crazy that he was forced to move to Tennessee after they firebombed his house.

What's the best Van Damme movie? Bloodsport or Kickboxer?

>>13513747
Street Fighter

>>13513478
>believing anything Jack Scalfani says
Do you have extra fucking chromosomes or something? Jack doesn't even use his shitsauces in his own videos.

>>13513768
>not Cyborg

nice try

>>13513772
>inflammatory buzzwords and incorrect assertions
Much like Jack, you don't have a leg to stand on. He uses his sauces plenty, especially after his views tanked and he needed to shill harder. Try again next time, child.

>>13513706
Lol this faggot feels uncomfortable anywhere near minorities. Such a boomer

>>13513790
no just blacks

>>13511051
YUMMERS

>>13513786
He doesn't use his own sauces in his videos. Maybe he used to but not anymore

>>13513786
Show a single recent video where he's used his own sauces you liar.

protip you can't because he doesn't you dumb kiddy diddler. I bet you don't even know he's in a wheelchair.

>>13513846
That faggot clearly doesn't know shit about daddy Jack

>>13513841
>>13513846
>>13513850
Stay mad, lads. He uses his sauces all the time and continuously talks about how well it clings and how many spices he uses. Your butthurt won't change that.

>>13513856
His barbecue sauce has the consistency of strawberry jam in this video.

https://youtu.be/v4i3lNS0zeM

>>13513856
Post a link to one of his recent videos where he uses his own sauce then

Muy sauces are worth every penny and Jack jr will tell you the same!the only reason they were panned is because of you people in these forums making fun of it. go to hell

>>13513869
That's not a very Christian thing to say

>>13513850
more like DEADdy jack because he's going to die of DIEabetes

Jack and his family are the perfect American stereotype

>>13513871
suck my dick

God I love Jack threads

>>13513856
jack really doesn't use it recently and what's more he almost never did. I think he uses the best seasoning you'll ever taste a fair amount throughout the series though

does anyone have pics of jack jr's girlfriend?

she';s a sexy little high school chick

>>13513478
You mean LA?

>>13513921
God, they've been married for a year already. I'm tiring out bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1-iaYvdyqw
>upload 20 min video
>13 min is advertisement
>disable comments
heh nothin personell

>>13511848
>wojack jack
>no ring on finger
Wanna know how I know you're a fucking tourist?

>>13514180
>missing the One Egg Cracking Salmonella Ring.

>>13514180
it's from when he got it replatted fgt

>>13514196
His fingers got too fat for his old ring so now he wears an orange one

>>13514196
>>13514189
That's some fresh cope, hot off the grill

>>13511932
*Illiterate

>>13514210
oh damn, what a waste of gold leafing

>>13513273
Don't worry about it, he had TWO strokes so you don't have to

>>13513856
butthurt is absolutely what you'd be after eating his food and the diarrhea kicked in

>>13514272
Blessed be

>>13513689
>ywn look like a 90's convicted pedo

why live

Didn't this guy lose the use of his arm?

>>13514272
forced meme you won't even say it

>>13513196
You're trolling, right?

>>13513790
only boomers call them minorities
guess what the greatest generation called them

>>13514855
*if You're Jack, but if you're Tammy its fine, in fact it would be encouraged

>>13511784
Has anyone here actually tried the sauce?

All hail daddy Jack

>>13513252
for me it was the video of the satanic ritual curse placed on jack, can't find that one anymore

JACK ME UP

JACK ME UP INSIDE

CANT JACK UP

JACK MEEEE

>>13514927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4i3lNS0zeM

>>13516587
is that shit expired or something? very weird looking shape/texture

How do I get this physique?

>>13516610
how does he fuck tammy??

>>13516617
Simple. He doesn't. No way that guy can get it up with his shit diet

>>13516610
brain damage and keto

>>13515939
My favorite was the one where someone got him to do an interview and asked about choking his son

>>13516629
>keto
OOF

What happened is he okay

Did he eat too much juicy chicken

>>13516587
>I don't know what's in it you can go to the website and look
>Focuses camera on ingredients list on jar and starts reading
Bad and stupid video of bad and stupid products.

>>13516617
he gets a little help from his friends

For me it's Youtubb anch'io

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuD39FegwuY

>>13513460
his sauce says to send suggestions to his address in TN

>>13511970
Those are some heckin cuties right there

>>13516610
Why is he holding his right arm all tense like he's gonna punch someone

>>13514855
Look at every retarded person and see how often their tongue is hanging out.

>>13516610
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>>13516905
How does an italian get so fat?

>>13512229
You don't need an erection to go to town on a woman with your tongue action.

>>13516991
Thats his stroke arm, it just dangles by his side

>>13517049
He'd be better off just getting it amputated

>>13516889
>black friends

ftfy

>>13516991
Because that's his son choking arm. Locked up like a trophy and forgetting all the things it's done.

Isn't Jack jr gonna marry some 16 year old?

>>13518037
that would be a based move

>>13511063
>zion
wtf I used to kind of like this fat piece of shit. I hope his entire family gets raped by niggers while he's forced to watch. fuck this fat piece of shit and I'm deleting all of his webms off of the internet.

DA NA DAN DANAAAAA

>>13518162
"there is no such thing as the state of Palestine and what's more there ever was." -Jak "they throw rocks we burn blocks'' Scalfani
dam jack ya don't wanna be so honest around snowflakes...

>>13511676
El Goblino

>>13512246
Yeah, and he's a rapper too

>>13514855
tardive dyskenesia

>>13518259
his music is simply incredible
he’s like the kendrick of christian rap

https://youtu.be/GgeEp6IuF88

>>13518194
fatwa when?