/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck off

>>13514893
I want to lick claire's thighs

>>13514909

>>13514893

she NEEDS to be BLACKED

>>13514915
haha for a splitsecond it seemed like she was really smiling at me and I felt something like what I guess happiness must feel like

How do I stop hating something that everyone finds popular. I find celebrity worship is just pathetic, shes probably a nice person but fans just ruin shit for me

>>13514963
>but fans just ruin shit for me
You're trying so hard to not let other people dictate your opinions that you've flipped around to the other end and are letting people dictate what you *can't* like.

Just enjoy things, stop caring what others think about your hobbies and interests.

>>13514893
>Who's your fav chef on youtube?
Ja/ck/.

>>13514969
Hmm I actually never thought about it in that perspective

>>13514893
dan has a calming voice. whats up with his lip though?

>>13514893
I’d LOVE to worship her kosher feet like a loyal goyim

>>13514893
god shes thicc.

>>13515146
That disgusting pig is not Claire

>>13514915
Is this Riley Reid's fat sister?

>>13514893
Chef John from fooooood wishes dot com

>>13514893
I’m not an e-celeb worshiping mutt

>>13515175
we weren't even talking about nationality, you obsessed freak

>>13515175
>There's no middle ground between worshiping e-celeb chefs and ignoring online cooking videos entirely

>>13515194
Only burgermutts are obsessed with e-celeb bullshit. You worship them like the good goys you are. Go ahead and send them more of your money, cuck.

>>13514893
>>13514915
OH GOD... NOT AGAIN UHGGHGNNN... I...
I... NEED TO AGGGHHHH
I'M GONNA COOOOOOOMMM

>>13515200
How's life going, anon?

>>13515200
wow, embarrassing post

>>13515200
>Burgermutts
>Goys
>Fuck

Yikes!

>>13514919
why do people LARP this way?

>>13514893
chef john

>>13514893
She looks like she could be Angela Whites grandmother in this gif.

>>13514893
Licking stuff is only attractive if the person doing the licking is young and beautiful. Not some fat old grandma, yuck.

>>13515370
Okay, pedo.

>>13514893
She’s a disgusting hog. Anyone who lets themselves get as fat as she is should be shot. I know, that means most of you faggots too. You fat fucks disgust me and I pray for your deaths.

>>13515584
I have abs

>>13515592
Doesn’t count if you’re skelly.

She has a pretty face but a terrible body. It is posts like these that make me hesitate whenever I hear someone call their girlfriend "hot". I fell like laughing in their faces as I pick apart the mediocre looks of someone they consider beautiful. You all disgust me.

>>13515267
it's fun uwu

>>13515609
No, I'm muscly

>>13515610
virgin hands wrought this sad post

>>13515610
nigga shutcho gay ass up

Bon Appetite would be better if Brad, Claire, Molly, and Carla were like this.

>>13515638
>Carla is the seat
>Molly is the wheels
>Claire is the horse.

>>13515642
>Claire would be the ox
fixed

>>13514969
Good advice

>>13514893
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tpKviOimN6s
For me it's gotta be my mans

>>13515207

>Yikes!

Throwing stones at glass houses, reddit.

>>13515196
anyone posting their ecelebs on this board is an eceleb worshipping freak or they’d just quietly watch the videos without spamming it here

>>13515624
More like jealous female.

>>13514904
fpbp
drink bleach, OP. youtube threads should result in a permaban

>>13514893
i don't know, i kinda just stopped watching them when binging with reddit put his girlfriend on video.

>>13515370
Shut up homo

>>13515749
>you’re not attracted to this ugly out of shape woman?
>you must be gay
Pretty bad you worship a hag like that and your standards still aren’t low enough to get laid...

>>13514980
The things you've never thought about could fill a bucket.

>>13515267

I'm being unironically 100% serious.

>>13515624
>>13515628
>virgin
I have a gf but you can't actually critique my post because I'm right. Have fun chasing fat ass women. You are probably pathetic looking yourself.

>>13515797
Ok man you don't have to be an edgy asshole

>>13515610
In high school there was a skinny twink I knew named Conner who would go around insulting dude's girlfriends while they were standing right next to them. Admittedly not every girlfriend was the belle of the ball but if that's the case you should have enough sense to keep your mouth shut. He never had a girlfriend himself. Inevitably someone would punch him. You would think being punched multiple times would dissuade him from this course of action but it never did. After a month or so it would happen again.

When he was punched, EVERY TIME HE WAS PUNCHED, he would start holding back tears and angrily asking in a half-sob why he had been punched and then run away. I saw this happen at least 10 times. Literally anytime anyone in our friend group got a girlfriend this would occur.

Your post dredged up this ancient memory because what you have said is so close to what he might have said all those years ago. And I can only ask, Conner, is it you? And do you still get punched?

>>13515673
Negroid, no thanks.

>>13515975
You just admitted you're not married so you basically just confirmed you're a virgin.

>>13515200
>>/pol/

Go be a western chuunibyo over there

>>13515975
little faggots who act like they somehow belong to a superior species because they spend time lifting weights are the worst kind of trash

>>13516604
plz be Conner

>>13514973
This.

>>13516604
someone should screencap this, it makes for a nice story

>>13516942
Nobody makes caps anymore. Archives ruined that part of board culture.

>>13514893
Wow a 5/10 with lots of makeup. Let’s make multiple threads per day about her instead of literally going out anywhere and finding a better looking woman

There's only one correct answer and it's jack scalfani

>>13514918
cool it down with the anti-semite remarks, kiddo

what about that guy from the "old cooking videos" like frmo the 18th century or something. there's a video embarassing episode of he cooking "fried chicken slave-style" and with a black guy helping him. LOL that was too much even for 4chan

>>13515756
I'm pretty sure he was referring to the "Trans500" watermark on the picture, which strongly sugges that the "young and beautiful woman" in that picture was no woman.

>>13516956
In all fairness, a 5/10 is still better than anything you'll ever get without paying.

>>13514893
this bitch is gross and you should feel bad

>>13516670
Dyel confirmed. Your opinion is worthless. Get mogged.

Not my favorite or even a chef, but I've found Flavor Lab has pretty cool videos, particularly the soda crafting ones.

>>13514893
this guy, of course

>>13517027
Townsend & (wife's) son?

>>13514893
I honestly love watching how retarded and annoying he is. Good camera work, and he honestly makes great stoner food. He has some really good suggestions for making junk food higher quality and/or tastier without necessarily turning it into a meme.

>>13517689
i can't stand the fucker

>>13514893
for me, it's cooking with jack

nothin better then a good glob of salmonella

>>13514969
I like this guy

>>13514893
some southern us single mom niggres, i forgot the name

>>13517652
Does he still beat his kids and serve them raw chicken “cuisine”?

>>13517701
>Does he still beat his kids
only with his good arm

>>13517698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkHu3XwDPWk

>>13517103
Rude

>>13517692
He's stupid, but at least he's on constant thot patrol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov9k_yABNHU

>>13515624
t. low standards and probably black

Why has Brad gotten so fat recently?

>>13517925
I wish it had been more harsh. Remember when they made that autistic kid listen to a song about what a loser he is?

>>13518103
No. Post link?

>>13517689
>The best X recipe EVER!
>Y but made at home and WAY BETTER!
He uses the same two fucking titles for every video and it makes me seethe

>>13517925
Holy shit I used to hate him but is he actually based?

>>13518144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MwuJy07lQY

>>13514893

>>13518157
I hate him too. Just as a person. And as a you-tuber. But he honestly makes awesome stoner food, and films it well. His steak chili is literally god-tier. And he's actually really great at proportions most of the time. And his meals use lots of pre-prepared stuff, so it's easy. But yeah, he's at least a little based, in addition to being pretty retarded.

>>13518150
he's just getting clicks like every other youtube fag. He's not worth watching if you don't want to try any of his food. Like all his burgers and sandwiches are way over stuffed, but that's San Diego for you.

>>13518186
Honestly his first videos before he got popular were great. Now its pretty reddit

https://youtu.be/CRcFATdxctI?t=47

priya because i just found out she has MILKERS

>>13514893
molly baz's fat tits

>>13517701
he had a stroke, so he can only use one hand now, so no
his son is going to college on a full sports ride for american football somewhere in texas tho

>>13518561
>he doesnt know about Milky Molly

>>13516604
excellent, excellent post

>>13518601
I know we kick Ja/ck/ while he's down often, but that makes me sad.

>>13518610
He also just shattered an ankle and had surgery.

Matty Matheson easy.

>imagine not adding a dash of cayanne to your food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-iyNz6cGc

runners up
>my nigga online shaq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQ71_bjvSw

>b-roll man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyuec0PPz68

>food show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJi7600aesQ

>boomer food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfN_nlf-AXM

>and of course these 2 who should do more shit together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiCRhrWpDbI

Chef John, duh

>>13514893
>>13514915
>>13515146
Groce

>>13517689
His son's wife is hot as fuck

>>13515673
BASED AS FUCK

>>13514893
>pay Indians to shill your mediocre youtube series on various cooking forums
>they do it by posting about one of your actor's bobs and vagene
Very funny but fuck off

>>13518561
I see they removed all the comments where people listed impressions/comparisons of each result. Probably because they were all calling out Sohla and Priya for being shitters.

>>13516985
That's because he doesn't shill, or at least his shillers are less obvious. Jack is the only option really, fuck all the other channels. Yes that includes Townsends

>>13517689
I used to really enjoy him, but he parrots the same fucking reaction after tasting in all of his videos, and it's super annoying.

>>13514893
COOOOOOM

>>13519305
>watch me cook 35 ingredient abominations in my super fancy kitchens
He sucks

>>13514893
I just rewatched the sourdough bread episode with her and Brad and masterbated

>>13514893
>>13514915
fat cow

Crooked face means bad genes

>This ugly son of a bitch is cooking super hot steaks
>and basically, so lets dew eet

>>13519591
>eets da GOOGAH style

dis the real nigga right here

>>13514893
These guys are pretty based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjiLDiEJARQ

>>13519257
That's his daughter

>>13514893
Paris Hilton

>>13519634
real nigga

>>13514893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

This man, he isn't the best, but I'll be damned if he isn't the funniest

>>13514893
This guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueSTeM3vu4Y

>>13517689
God this faggot is so annoying

i like french cooking academy. his recipes are decent and the style of videos is pure and simple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2keZyMtCoY

Technically not cooking but she cute

>>13519951
she isn't tho.

>>13515174
Based

For me,it's Grandpa Kitchen

>>13519951
>Technically not cooking but she fat
FTFY.

>>13519634
This guy is a f*ggot

>>13518603
Elaborate?
I need to know where to find Molly's milkers

>>13518186
Micropenis: the self portrait

He is technical skills are the best I've seen on YouTube and his recipies are all pretty damn great since he gives mass measurements. Yes to some his overreacting may seem as cringe but after meeting many French country people this is just who they are.

>>13515162
>>13515146
who is it then? i need a name

>>13519951
Fat table cloth wearing corporate shill

That new york-italian/guido guy with the knife and cutting board is kino

>>13514893
Women who deliberately leave a strand of their hair white, are intolerable cunts.

>>13516604
classic conner