/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Uh, what's the catsup for?

Dinner/10

>>13510853
Back to >>>/fit/ with your body dysmorphia

>>13510853
are people finally starting to cook well on this board? This is the second thing I've seen so far that actually looked edible.

>>13510915
Well i wouldn't call my cooking skills anything remotely close to "good", but i just prefer to eat balanced, unprocessed food.

>>13510894
Ok, foodcell

>>13510977
No woman will ever love you, regardless of how many pounds you can pick up and put back down

>>13510853
Looks like the broccoli and rice might need more seasoning but I'd eat it.

>>13510997
Maybe they just wanna eat more healthy
You seem like a salty fatty faggot
People also like other people that can actually cook
>>13510853
Looks a bit pale but would def eat/10
Without the ketchup though
If you didn't do it already - cook the rice with some broth and it'll taste much better, you can do the same with noodles too

>>13510915
>cooking well
A chicken breast (WITH KETCHUP) and unseasoned rice and steamed broccoli constitutes cooking well? Yikes. This is #wifeymaterial bland garbage.

>>13510853
Looks good, but I'd lose the 'up. Season your stuff better or use a different sauce ketchup is for children if not on a burg or with fries.

Is it unhealthy to season your shit? This is like something my dad would make. Just looks bland. Choices are fine.

Looks good if your goal was to hit you macros the blandest way possible.
This is not cooking though, do a fucking pan sauce or whatever man. A little butter won't hurt your gainz.

>>13510997
liftlet

>>13511226
I did add some butter to the rice though, and that was only because my mom suggested it.

>>13511228
And yet I could still whoop your ass, as long as I avoid a situation where you lay flat on a bench and press me upward

>>13511235
Keep dreaming, fatso.

>>13511247
Come to Texas and say that bud, you’ll be picking up your teeth

That chicken looks spicy

>>13511253
Lol, I not only lift, I train Muay Thai. You need to accept that people who care about their bodies are able to use them more effectively than people who don't.

>>13511266
List your resume all you want, a real fight isn’t gonna be like your ninja larp sessions bud

>>13510853
Gordan Ramsay:
"Fuck me, that's bland"

>>13510853
too spicy/10

>>13511307
It would be much easier. If you don't think I've been in real fights, then you're a fool. Your arrogance is going to end up hurting you once you run into someone who knows what they're doing. I hope you remember this conversation when that happens.

>>13511253
what kind of a fucking faggot tries to fight someone over the interwebs? lmfao america strikes again.

>>13511405
weak people. guarantee he is a pudgy loser. especially since op's semi healthy meal triggered him.

>>13511403
*holds you at arm’s length*

>>13510921
With ketchup.

>>13510853
>Rate ma din,ner
Do you stutter when you speak, or is this just some typing autism?

>>13511307
in what world would some fat fuck texan be able to win a fight against someone who is in shape and trained to fight
lmao

>>13511563
>in what world would a country boy who uses his hands and does real work win a fight against someone trained to flex in the mirror and yell japanese numbers while punching the air
FTFY

>>13511587
>country boy
we've established that you're retarded
>uses his hands
jerking off farm animals all day doesn't prepare you for a fight

>>13510853
nice steam/10

>>13511587
LOL you're a fatty mcfat faggot

>>13511587
hi, texan anon here. kill yourself you pathetic larping retard. ty :3

Thread us being vetted for racism

>>13511688
Wow, very convincing.

>>13511616
Hurr very clever coastie

>>13511638
Keep air punching with Joe Rogan, weeb. I’ll be waiting to take you down as soon as you step outside your little gym into the real world

>>13511737
I watched a muay thai class once and they were beating the shit out of each other. Didn't see any air punching.

>>13511253
You can't even beat up retarded manlet goblinos who laugh at you in border bunny

>>13511750
A novice boxer would destroy any blackbelt muay thai soy boy

>>13511737
>Keep air punching with Joe Rogan, weeb. I’ll be waiting to take you down as soon as you step outside your little gym into the real world

>>13511790
muay thai is boxing you brainlet. only difference is the fighters use their legs, knees, and elbows too. a muay thai fighter would devastate a regular boxer.

>>13511808
son just come to texas and i'll knock your ass out faggot

>>13511797
>Lol, I not only lift, I train in Muy Thai.

>>13511814
are all people from texas this stupid? dude is trying too hard to act tough by threatening everyone in this thread

>>13511836
>are all people from texas this stupid?
Yes.

>>13511797
How fucking long can a gif be?

>>13510853
idk man, you have lots of veg, so that's a plus, but I'm not sure that chicken could get me into the bone zone. Needs some herbs or something. I'll give it a 3/10.

This Texas dude has to be trolling. No way could someone who's only experience fighting is being a "country boy" last one round with someone who knows Muay Thai or any other martial art for that matter.

>>13511959
>a round
>fighting is an organized point scoring game
The only bell that’s gonna be ringing is this gym rat’s when he hits the pavement

>>13511993
Sorry, I meant you would get your ass kicked, not that there would be points involved.

>>13511895
Lad back before webms were a thing, /gif/ was filled with minute or longer gifs

>>13512021
Come on down to Texas then soyboy, you’ll have to line up behind these other fellas and wait your turn though

>>13512074
lmao

>>13512074
Are you descibing you and your buddies raid on the defenseless milk cow in Cletus' barn?

>>13512084
Scared little fella? Better to stick to your urban hellscape and fag parades

Meanwhile I’ll be out here under the open sky LIVIN OFF THE LAND and eatin good home-cooked meals while you shovel DRY chicken from a plastic container into your hole. FEELS GOOD to be FREE that’s what I say. Enjoy the public bus full of druggies, I’ll be over here TRUCKIN away

>>13510872
Obviously that tasteless plate

>>13510853
well balanced, minus for the kechup and it looks a little dry
6/10

>>13512217
Feller, here in Texas I'd whoop your ass till the cows come home for talking like that. Meet me out behind the outhouse and I'll show you how a real man fights. I'll fuck you in the ass until you love me, faggot.

>>13510853
>paper plate
>no spices on rice
>no spices on little trees
>tomato sugar sauce
>eating at your computer
Meal 5/10
Experience 2/10

>>13512380
That's not a paper plate.

>>13512362
Based and cowboypilled

>>13512140
t. You on the left, lmao!

>>13512362
>>13512140
>>13512074
>>13511993
this guy really won me over, yee haw

>>13512362
Only steers and queers come from texas. So why don't you take that sash and hang yourself with it faggot?

>>13513033
Buddy, this is a great American classic and if you’re too much of a fag to appreciate it then book a plane ticket to one of the many internationals airports in Texas and ill teach you some manners

>>13512380
>paper plate
Based retard

>>13511895

>>13510997
imagine coping so hard about being a lanklet you have to attack people put effort into developing physical fitness

>>13513285
Here in Texas the short guys like you clean up the manure, milk the cows and “relieve” the bulls. If you need a bucket off the top shelf let me know, fella

>>13513317
I'm on your side, lunk alarm.