/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13509942
burbeck

Don't get huel
Rape oil and oat slurry tastes exactly how you'd expect

>>13509942
I want to protect these deer
mainly from /k/

>meal replacement
protein powder, blend with milk, oats, and banana
>>13510371
stop being a fucking bleeding heart faggot
deer are pests and need to be hunted

>>13510371
T. doesn't live anywhere near those fucking tick infested rats

>>13510387
>>13510389

>>13510392
oh, a zoophile
fantastic

>>13510389
>>13510387
Deer are the least of your worries.
>t. Live in the mountains, with a squirrel that lives in his ceiling and rips into his garbage for empty coffee creamer containers

>>13510404
Yeah squirrels are fucking annoying too but they don't kill you on your way home.

>>13510387
>>13510409
>oh no this animal is slightly inconveniencing me, what a pest

>>13510409
Unless you piss off a buck during mating season, they generally run off.

Squirrels on the other hand, ever got into a fight with one?

>>13510421
They no longer have any natural predators in developed areas so their population explodes. They destroy local ecosystems, spread disease to animals and humans, and literally kill people by running into cars at night. State governments put out culling contracts to try to control the populations.

>>13510423
>>13510421
>deers don't cause thousands of car accidents a year by being fucking retards that leap in front of oncoming traffic

>>13510423
https://youtu.be/oNltR4iCRCA

>>13510429
I was driving home one night and avoided a deer. The second deer jumps over a 6 foot high fence and RUNS into the driver side door of my fucking car.

don't fall for liquid meal replacement meme. they taste gross, like dirty water with some soybean oil in them

if you're lazy, eat fewer meals (intermittent fasting)

for me, it's mostly nuts, some protein bars sometimes

>>13510429
>>13510432
>>13510433
Deer don't kill you, that barbie doll plastic chinese piece of shit prius did.

Get a truck.

>>13510426
>>13510433
Give one legitimate reason to be driving at night? If you have somewhere you need to be, you should arrange to be there before sundown.
>spread diseases
Maybe you should just try leaving them alone and you wouldn't get diseases from them.

>>13510441
Yeah if they jump into your windshield your truck isn't gonna help you.

>>13510423
I have actually gotten into a fight with a squirrel.
We were in a park. Not sure what we did to piss it off but we ended up getting pelted with twigs and tree debris.
Being the mature teenagers we were, we started chucking similar things back at it.
The squirrel won the fight by changing tactics, instead of throwing crap at us it started dropping things on a sleeping elk.
When the elk stood up, we got in the car and left.
Squirrel:1
Punk ass kids:0

>>13510441
>Get a truck.

>>13510443
Give one legitimate reason to be driving at night?

go shitpost on b

>>13509942
Rice and egg

>>13510443
Where the fuck do you live? In Africa? In civilized parts of the world, the sun sets before 5 pm during winter. It's unavoidable for normal people to not drive at night sometimes.

>>13510404
>keeping empty coffee cream containers
>not using vanilla and cream like a real gay
>using cream in your coffee
You've asked for this, fuckmeat.

>>13510457
>he doesn't take advantage of the bitter notes with rich cream

Ok boomer

>dood fuck deer!!! yeah I love ted nugent!! kill them all!!!!
cringe

deer are cute. I see them in my backyard sometime. Just don't drive fast when you can't see where you're going

also venison is gross. You have to give it away. And it costs a bunch of money to process it into edible cuts.

>>13510482
>milk choky is gooder than nasty dark choky
Ok zoomy

>>13510499
Objectively and provably true. Dark chocolate just tastes edgy.

>>13509942

Ah.. bringing entertainment for the next /k/ meetup. Excellent

>>13509942
on the off chance that op is still monitoring
https://www.gardenoflife.com/content/product/why-choose-raw-organic-meal/
get the chocolate, vanilla is ok and chai sucks

>>13510371
But /k/ is just going to fuck them.
I have read things.

>>13509942
>All that young doe pussy.

/k/ please control yourselves.

>Deerfuckers on /k/
>Horsefuckers on /mlp/
We're surrounded by degeneracy.

>>13510490
>Soy!!!! Fuck Ted nugent drink it all!!!
keep watching anime and let the men worry about your deer waifus

>>13511824
It's not like /ck/ is some sort of holy sanctuary for pure minds.

>>13511863
We are getting better.
I am seeing fewer carnist threads daily.

>>13511872

>>13510409
I ran over a squirrel on my bicycle once and the sound it made was horrible :(

>>13511872
Oh look another deluded soynigger, good one dude. The only one shilling your veggieshit here is YOU.

>>13511896
That's one way to get squeaky wheels.

>>13511913

It'll drive you nuts

>>13513121
Makes the whole thing act squirrely tho.

>>13510371
Venison is tasty tho

>>13509942
Are those deers kill?

>>13513305
No.
They sleep.
Only slaying happening is when their owner comes back for that doe pussy.

>>13511818
/trash/ reporting, we'll take it from here.

>>13513731
>Antlers.
That shit's gay, bro.

>>13513738
Gay is relative.

Just saw this

>>13513788
Deer is just trying to stand straight in your shitty picture.

>>13510387
He doesn't mean from being hunted, he means from being raped. Do you not know that meme? How new are you?

>>13509942
Thought those were hamburger buns.

>>13514117
Well they are soft and delicious.