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13509569 No.13509569 [Reply] [Original]

>Heat rises, cold sinks
>Some dumb cunt decided to make a burger where the cold shit is on top and the meat/cheese/bacon is on the bottom
>Heat from meat rises into veggies making em gross, coolness from veggies sink into meat making it cold
>People love this shit round the world
Why do you like the Whopper?

>> No.13509826

But the heat transfer to the vegetables will primarily be through conduction not convection so above or below doesn't matter. Also if the vegetables are below the patty the grease will drip down and get the lettuce soggy.
That said the whopper sucks

>> No.13509857
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>>13509569
In the end entropy always wins. One day you will be as cold and dead as that Whopper. Think about it.

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If only someone else had thought of this problem, put forth a solution into the market, and been soundly rejected by that market.

>> No.13510999

>>13509569
so you can get a char on it without nuking the middle

>> No.13511005

>>13510999
my bad I just read the first line and the last and thought you were talking shit about broiling.

>> No.13511010

>>13511005
Good one dickhead read next time.

>> No.13511011

>>13509857
I thought about it, my existential crises only occur late at night so I don’t really care right now

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>>13509569
*ruins your burger by adding this soggy shit which completely overpowers the rest of the burger's taste*

wa-la

>> No.13511073

tomatos really serve now purpose on a burger since there's already ketchup

>> No.13511082

>>13511073
tomatoes and lettuce are there for the hot-cold/fresh contrast. it's the entire reason burgers are so popular.

>> No.13511092

Guys, to be honest,i want to make a Burger in a few Minutes.
>>13511066
said they where gross, but i like them.
Also some Tomato-Slices, some Salad, Cheese-Slides and roasted Onions with Ketchup and Mustard. Maybe Mayo.
So tell me please...what is the right order to put them all together.

>> No.13511105

>>13511082
a good burger doesn't have tomato

>> No.13511114

>>13511105
tastelet

>> No.13511118

>>13511114
nah

>> No.13511126

>>13511082
tomatoes dont' offer any contrast
the lettuce handles both texture and temperature

tomatoes make things too wet for no reason

>> No.13511129

It just works

>> No.13511155

>>13511126
That is just not true.
Tomatos are juicy,right. But they are also sweet, e bit of bitter and have a natural Umami in itself.
Tomatoes are a must have on everything i call a Burger.

>> No.13511163

>>13511105
You mean ketchup.

>> No.13511225

>>13509569
>cold is a substance
american education, everyone

>> No.13511234

>>13509569
>Heat rises, cold sinks
Lol retard. Hot SUBSTANCES rise because they're less dense. That obviously doesn't happen in a hamburger. HEAT spreads according to the second law of thermodynamics.

>> No.13511242

>>13511155
but there is already ketchup on the burger
you don't need to put an ingredient of something as a topping where the thing it's made out of is already there

>> No.13511256

>>13510991
It's because the retards put the cheese on the cold side.

>> No.13511398

>>13511234
>The hot air coming off a patty isn't a substance!

>> No.13512264

>>13511256
>It's because the retards put the cheese on the cold side.
God forbid you customize your order. But americans are so dumb they can't even understand that 1/3lb is greater than 1/4lb, lol!

>> No.13512282

>>13512264
wut

>> No.13512314

>>13512282
Case in point, Trevor, lol!

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>>13512264
rent free