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Pasi Viheraho edition

>> No.13506493

>>13506485
Ew, and no seasonings either. What a life.

>> No.13506502
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>>13506485

>> No.13506509

>>13506485
is this that finnish guy

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>>13506509
Juu

>> No.13506554
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Can someone make more Pasi cooking webm please? I only have the one :(

>> No.13506566

>>13506554
is this talent?

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>> No.13506659

>>13506570
this was when 4 chan was at its peak.
/pol/ ruinedeverything.
apparently watching an oldguy eat a good honest turd-sandwich is "degenerate"

>> No.13506697

>>13506554
Don't know if kid or midget.

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>>13506851
>didn't remove the veins from the foie gras

>> No.13506896

>>13506554
I'm so used to only seeing gross or horrifying shit posted in these webbum threads, especially when chinks are involved, so this is a nice change of pace. :)

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>> No.13506909

>>13506901
Explain

>> No.13506913
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>>13506909
Chinks.

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>>13506913
Chinks!

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>>13506916
Chinks...

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>>13506921
Chinks?

>> No.13506927

>>13506913
No I get the chink.

But how is that happening with the centipedes?

>> No.13506931
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>>13506921
>gay tv
lel

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>>13506927
>I get the chinks

Really?

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>>13506933
this is the only rational chinese video that I have ever seen

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>>13506485
i wish we could have a webm thread with all actual usefull and good webm's that would help you with your cooking, give you ideas, or surprise you.

>> No.13506948

>>13506554
Fuckin Asians man, dude is like 40 and looks like a kid. LMAOING at his life.

>> No.13506950

eggfort

>> No.13506951
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>>13506945
Ask and ye shall recieve

>> No.13506963

>>13506912
This is the most hipster pretentious bunch of bullshit I've ever seen. Didn't even make it past the chocolate being unwrapped.

>> No.13506965

>>13506963
So you missed her melting it with a hairdryer?

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>>13506945

>> No.13506973

>>13506965
Lmao, for real?

>> No.13506985

>>13506913
is this even safe?

>> No.13506991

>>13506912
Give it to a woman to make a fucking mess.

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>>13506985
Only pussies care about safety

>> No.13506995

>>13506913
honorary gopnik.

>> No.13506996
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>>13506995

>> No.13507044

>>13506996
Chad move

>> No.13507061

>>13506996
Guarantee they team sucked him that night

>> No.13507069

>>13506874
>not wanting a manly throbbing vein in your foie
you gay or what?

>> No.13507070

>>13506996
bet he banged shocked stacey later on

>> No.13507077

>>13507061
>>13507070
more like
>passed out half naked in a pool of his own shit and puke

>> No.13507130

>>13506996
I have a very limited understanding of liquor. I assume this is a lot to drink in a night, let alone all at once.

>> No.13507161
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>>13507130
That is a very large amount in one go.

You know how you see people on the street covered in their own puke and possibly not breathing at the end of a night out? THAT is how you get to there.

>> No.13507395

>>13506921
Man I can believe they finally revived the oblongs

>> No.13507433

>>13506912
I hate when I spend all that money on film school and then can't get hired so I make shitty avant garde youtube videos.

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>>13506921

>> No.13507503

>>13507130
As a borderline alcoholic, yes. That bottle is 375mL of liquor. The US standard for a drink of hard liquor is one 1.5oz at 40% alcohol by volume. Now Captain Morgan is a bit less, 35%, but still keep it in perspective. The recommended amount at most is 2 drinks a day for men. 1.5oz is 44.36mLs, and that bottle is 375mL. He essentially just drank about 12 and a half standard drinks in one go. Or probably just 12 since Morgan is a bit weaker.
I've seen other videos of guys just chugging alcohol like they're in a contest, and I always wonder how they're like right afterwards.

>> No.13507513

>>13506485
>that plo t twist were this snt joe rogan

>> No.13507522

>>13506912
Oh how whimsical.

>> No.13507524

>>13506951
Do Burgers really?

>> No.13507525

>>13506502
i once cooked a massive chicken thigh worth of fried chicken like this in under 30 seccons
>throw chicken into pot so hot its shacking
>oil immediately goes up
>freak out and turn off the stove
>oil goes down
>chicken is done

>> No.13507527

>>13507503
as someone who drank 13 shots of tequila in college I was drunk for a day and a half.

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>> No.13507650

>>13507527
Was it all in one go?

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>> No.13507816

>>13507161
its obviously not as thick as tella but it probably tastes better

>> No.13507826

>>13506851
He looks like Kojima and Norman Reedus finally had a baby together

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>> No.13507839

>>13506909
Looks like it might have been hot oil she was dipping them in.

>> No.13507858

>>13507545
Fucking hell she scalped herself.

>> No.13507862

>>13506901
gooks are so fucked in the head they would literally do this to their own children and have the same reaction

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>> No.13507891

>>13507503
watch some of shoenice aftermath videos. He's literally a zombie

>> No.13507898

>>13507879
What kind of Great Depression nightmare food is this?

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>> No.13508008

>>13507898
The garbage plate and it actually was around during the Great Depression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc8sm5-4qDs

>> No.13508021

>>13506554
>doesn't wanna watch the full videos of him just rambling in finnish about stupid stuff and making "food"

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>>13507130
Maybe if you're not Polish.

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>> No.13508152

>>13507879
the beetus is strong with this one

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>> No.13508180

>>13506913
pangzai?

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>>13508132
OH GOD I HAVE TO TRY THAT!

>> No.13508272

>>13508266
Why is Ben Shapiro so happy?

>> No.13508275

>>13506921
I don't remember that Silent Hill enemy.

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>> No.13508305

>>13508008
that is straight up vile.

>> No.13508314
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>> No.13508331

>>13506901
For the retards: it's a glass of hot oil

>> No.13508417

>>13508008

>mixing two foods together
that shit is fucking vile how does anyone think its ok to mix foods its no wonder america is so disgusting

>> No.13508437
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>> No.13508462

>>13507810
This is one of the best movies, should be mandatory for ck

>> No.13508473

>>13507879
Ah, Nick Tahou's, the only place in Rochester where you'll see a State Senator, your drug dealer and his gang, the Mayor, 3 cops, and a stabbing all in one night

>> No.13508475

>>13506921
Banjo and Kazooie

>> No.13508483
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>> No.13508632

>>13508483
Sauce

>> No.13508636

>>13508314
if you get rid of all the Teflon does it just becom a stainless steel pan?

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>> No.13508648
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>>13508632
Animal Farm.
Here's some more that are right up your alley.

>> No.13508687

>>13508632
https://www.instagram.com/bigbottombehavior/?hl=en

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>>13506912
Is this the /ck/ version of The Ring?

>> No.13508738
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>> No.13508744

>>13506921
That's actually really wholesome and (SPOILER)Christian(SPOILER)

>> No.13508779

>>13506951
This is the most unamerican thing I have ever scene.

>> No.13508824

>>13508738
>tfw you will never live long enough to be a feeble old man making youtube videos for younguns cuz your a doomer

>> No.13508894

>>13506901
Oddly sexy, what else can she eat?

>> No.13508912

>>13507527
Pussy

>> No.13508915

>>13507545
How is she not freaking out in pain?

>> No.13508933

>>13508272
He's burying gold

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>>13508915
they're insects masquerading around as people, in case you haven't noticed yet. jesus, how new are you?

>> No.13508960

>>13508949
I hope that miserable cocksucker went to Romanian prison or whatever shithole eastern european filth hole he was grown in.

>> No.13508965

>>13508915
because its fake

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>>13508960
lol wtf why?

>> No.13509079

>>13509006
>why?
Because maybe if >>13508960 white-knights hard enough she will fly over from Slovenia and hold hands with him.

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>>13506951
>healthy snacks
>bowl of chips

>> No.13509183

>>13507879
It looks so bad that it must taste really great.

>> No.13509187

>>13507899
god fucking dammit jack

>> No.13509309

>>13509006
holy fuck is this edited? ive never seen a man swing this fast

>> No.13509314

>>13508272
He is going to sacrifice foreskins for the blood god

>> No.13509665

>>13507826
Oh good for them. I know they've been trying.

>> No.13509749

>>13508283
>cold cheddar cheese
>celery with pineapple
the fuck is this cooking?

>> No.13509773

>>13508290
Next time remember to kill your food!

>> No.13509793

>>13506921
literally nothing wrong with this, they're either siblings or in a relationship, and the guy most likely survived some horrific factory accident.

>> No.13509804

>>13507130
its not that much to drink in one night, but its definitely a LOT to drink in one go. if you aren't a seasoned drinker, that much at once will end your night.

>> No.13509806

>>13507545
>tfw no based retarded asian gf

>> No.13509820
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mandatory

>> No.13509861

>>13509820
Jesus fucking christ, Favreau. It's just grilled cheese.

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>> No.13509865

>>13509864
this guy and Ricardo are the main reasons I always have this site up on my browser

>> No.13509978

>>13509820
>way too much cheese
>inside of bread not toasted
FUCKING RAGE INDUCING

>> No.13509982

>>13507527
You literally were not. The body processes alcohol at about 1oz/hr. Fucking sperg.

>> No.13510003

>>13506921
Half of two makes one.

>> No.13510038

>>13509978
>>inside of bread not toasted
fag

>> No.13510124

>>13510038
childpalate detected

>> No.13510131

>>13507899
Is Jack actually cursed?

>> No.13510133

>>13508272
He's digging a hole in which to bury the arguments of libtards with FACTS and LOGIC

>> No.13510136

>>13509864
?

>> No.13510162

>>13508462
Tell me what movie it is, and I will watch it.

>> No.13510168

>>13508331
i dont think that keeping hot oil in a champagne glass is safe

>> No.13510184

>>13510162
god of cookery

>> No.13510212

>>13509749
the jack special

>> No.13510242

>>13510162
>>13510184
Every stephen chow's films are mandatory.

>> No.13510266

>>13507077
Yeeeeep... 99% chance.

>> No.13510269

>>13508643
>moderate jack meatballs

>> No.13510616

>>13509820
the way he serves it at the end
>eat up you piece of shit

>> No.13510633

>>13506554
He has watched his parents do this once or twice

>> No.13510637

>>13506874
He's not French

>> No.13510669

>>13506931
He didn't even need to flip it

>> No.13510688

>>13507130
All at once that's quite a bit

>> No.13510696

>>13507835
This is strange but it would work

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>> No.13511355

>>13508437
>Why yes, I love soggy corn chips how did you know

>> No.13511621

>>13508738
I used to make this all the time like 9 years ago. Might look sad but its cheap tasty

>> No.13511624

>>13506921
Cute!

>> No.13511683

>>13507061
>>13507070
>Implying he could get it up after that

>> No.13511703

>>13507545
>That will never grow back

>> No.13511783

>>13508021
yeah but wembs are more convenient when mobile browsing your favourite image board :(

>> No.13511792

>>13506502
>acts nervous because he knows it's going to fuck shit up
>does it anyways
what did he mean by this?

>> No.13511795

>>13508266
I LOVE THIS SMILEY GUY. I love when he prepared the ostriche, I love this, I love when he made that grilled meat thing. Who is he and where can I see more of him?

>> No.13512156

>>13508266
Camel ?

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>>13506485
He could have just put the lid on, at least he could have put the lid on. WHY DIDN'T JUST PUT THE FUCKING LID ON

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>> No.13512673

>>13508779
blueberries are pretty American

>> No.13512683

>>13506554
Based.

>> No.13512765

>>13506566
Just learned independence at a younger age. I was taught to cook and care for myself (laundry, wash, etc) by the time i was 10 since my parents had to work two jobs each.

>> No.13512794

>>13506951
The mint and raspberries ice cubes look fun.

>> No.13512805

>>13506502
The outfit makes it so much better. Why the fuck is he wearing that. What the fuck is he doing. Why is filming it. So many questions.

>> No.13512814

>>13506502
this has to be staged

>> No.13513025

>>13506901
Sometime, I question the sanity of my people.

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>>13513025
>"people"

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>> No.13514606

>>13506996
They wouldn't have noticed if they weren't already checking him out. They sensed his masculinity before he proved it.

>> No.13514616

>>13507839
>hot oil
>in a wine glass
??????????????????
>implying it would stay hot
>implying she wouldn't have been burned by all the oil spraying about
It has to be something else.

>> No.13514619

>>13514584
You can't even hold entire thing with one hand! How can it be called as a burger?!

>> No.13514630

>>13512805
The answer to all your questions is, "for the performance."

>> No.13514660

>>13506951
This looks like something 16 year old becky would think up. A real american 4th of july is just bbq/burgers/steak/franks and alcohol with a shitton of fireworks.

>> No.13514679

>>13508132
Is this how culver's makes them?

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>>13506485
I am quite actually upset about this

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>> No.13514697

>>13506554
Based big bro cooking for lil bro

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>> No.13514707

>>13508738
Just seeing this makes me sad. Makes me sad that humans have lived for such a long time and yet we still have not solved age. We will all one day become this decrepit, feeble, parkinsons ridden man, struggling just to make some shitty cheap food, unable to do things without assistance, unable to do what we love.

Shit sucks. And the only way to "delay the inevitable" is to live a life devoid of flavor and treating food like fuel and constantly working out, like Scooby does and even that won't last him forever.

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>>13506554
>little big bro cooking for his little bro and himself
>doing the best he can with what he has got
>makes sure to give little brother his share first and some finger food before himself while preparing
>gestures are obliviously him just aping and doing his damnest while having no idea why

It is nice to see a tad of hope now and again. Too bad it costs $17 a month to keep a dog alive or else I'd have plenty to pay $0.07 a month to keep them alive.

>> No.13514721
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>>13506926
What a little fucking boss ass mother fucker

>> No.13514725

>>13508915
Adrenaline, she probably passed out after

>> No.13514727
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>>13514696
>that burger
oh mama that looks so fucking goo-
>slathers cheese on it

>> No.13514730

>>13514584
Nearly 80 years later and this is how they get their revenge... by eating all of what we hold dearest. Goddammit Ameribros, they can't get away with this.

>> No.13514732

>>13514698
DO MUSLIMS REALLY

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>>13506951
This is the most American UnAmerican American I have seen. I am American and a Trump supporter. I hate vegan but eat a low fat and meat diet. I am an unendering pulsar of contradictory.

>> No.13514761

>>13507395
lol

>> No.13515051

>>13507077
>>13511683
weak as piss

>> No.13515063

>>13511795
cznburak on insta

>> No.13515064

>>13514703
0:01
>me drunk at 3 am waiting for my food

>> No.13515071

>>13514698
dis nigga eatin beans

>> No.13515124
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>>13513433
why

>> No.13515125

>>13507835
No
No she can't
Noooo
Noooooooooooooo

>> No.13515242

>>13507879
I go to school in Rochester, and there's literally nothing better to eat after a night of heavy drinking or while stoned.

>> No.13515250

>>13508171
Smart crabbo

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>> No.13515346

>>13509864
How leave not break no egg?

>> No.13515400

>>13510168
yeah one oil+glass explosion to the face and your thot career is over

>> No.13515409

>>13506921
Master Blaster

>> No.13515453

>>13514698
Oooh, in Mexico we have this but with corn. Now I crave both beans and corn like I'm poor as shit.

>> No.13515739

>>13510212
its his aunts special. kinda telling isnt it

>> No.13515745

>>13508266
why does he seal off the hole with the plate /and/ cement stuff? isn't it enough to put bricks on top?

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>>13514680
meat's back on the menu boys

>> No.13515783

>>13514712
how the fuck does this fit in a person?

>> No.13516247

>>13508171
This saves the crab

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>> No.13516391

>>13515254
Cooked to perfection

>> No.13516400

>>13508266
I love watching him, his food always looks so good

>> No.13516405

>>13509978
>inside of bread not toasted
You must be 18 to post here.

>> No.13516414

>>13516295
nice

>> No.13516432

>>13507527
Have you ever even drank alcohol before?

>> No.13516433

>>13516295
I'm more upset that they called ketchup "tomato sauce"

>> No.13516467

>>13506502
oh god my sides

>> No.13516474

>>13508648
retard

>> No.13516485

>>13515409>>13506921

WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN?

>> No.13516499

>>13508290
wtf is going on in china

>> No.13516526

>>13516499
the chinese are all about freshness in food, and you can't get fresher meat than alive meat

>> No.13516543

>>13506921
Is this a Jodorowski film?

>> No.13516556

>>13514573

The most autistic way to make eggs ever. Fucking stupid.

>> No.13516586

>>13514573
You can make eggs scrambled in their shells much simpler by shaking them in some stockings.

>> No.13516837

>forget what /ck/ is like
>come into this thread wanting to see some tasty food webms
>leave with a strong desire to nuke the Chinese mainland

>> No.13516957

>>13509864
if he wanted to evacuate, how would he proceed in order to avoid disturbing the eggs?

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>> No.13517616

>>13517583
>blanched egg
>nonsttick skillet with metal fork
>the stains on the carpet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>13506502
>that lil' pot jiggle at :14

>> No.13517733

>>13506554
This kid's motor control is really interesting. Someone that young isn't usually able to have that kind of dexterity. Makes me think he's an adult with that Gary Coleman diseas

>> No.13517743

>>13507130
Let's just say that dude probably threw up shortly after

>> No.13517755

>>13508417
Wow, must be tough going through life as a giant pussy

>> No.13517778

>>13517616
>nonsttick skillet with metal fork
It's enamel you fucking moron

>> No.13518027

>>13514696
Serve the fucking cheese sauce on the side if you want cheese you fucking savages. This is the most anger inducing post here. Fuck.

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>>13518027
oh yeah, tough guy? how do you like these apples?

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>> No.13518369

>>13518115
All that effort for such a little reward. Just dump the fucking shit on top.

>> No.13518378

>>13507503
A shot is 1.5 oz => ~45 mL so...
375 mL => ~8.33 shots
So if that was all he drank he would be drunk but not dead

>> No.13518405

>>13514584
I want her to be my gf and dutch oven me every night she does something like this.

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>>13514730
lel

>> No.13519459

>>13515254
>wa la

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>>13507130
For what purpose did he put the straw in the bottle? I would think that would just make it more awkward to chug. Or is there some magic happening I'm just not aware of?

>> No.13519500

>>13519461
its so air can escape and the liquid can come out faster. Like on a gas can how you open the hole at the top to vent it before pouring

>> No.13519529

>>13516295
magnifique

>> No.13519559

>>13509864
huh?

>> No.13519563

>>13506967
Actually funny

>> No.13519569

>>13517733
Definitely a little kid. He looks like he's definitely aping what he saw his parents or some other adults do. Just look at how he spreads (what I assume is) the green onions. He just kind of shakes his hand back and forth erratically while not really evenly spreading them or even dropping them half the time.

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>>13506996
how to pass out in 5 minutes or less

>> No.13519733

Help, I need the faggot who dabs his pizza with a napkin.

>> No.13519735

>>13506926
>epic reflex
Future pro gamer

>> No.13519739

>>13506485
HOW

>> No.13519747

>>13519643
I don't feel good about hot shit in disposable plastic

>> No.13519750

>>13518504
Fonpoo

>> No.13519890

>>13514698
>thinking about thos intensifies

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>>13506921
>I can't get a gf to save my life
>there are girls that carry half a bf in a backpack

>> No.13519921

>>13512458
kek
>If only you knew how bad things really are

>> No.13519922

>>13506931
This makes me more and more rationally angry the more I see it

>> No.13519924

>>13507395
underrated post

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>>13513433
>pinkboys are so beta'd that they can't even eat live animals

might as well invite Tyrone in yourself

>> No.13519952

>>13516957
As if the king would ever desert his empire

>> No.13519954

>>13518378
44.36 doesn't really round up to 45, but went back to check and yeah even 44.36 doesn't get 12. Can't even say how I ended up with 12 originally. Still, that's quite a bit in one drink.

>> No.13519981

>>13514707
>We will all one day become this decrepit, feeble, parkinsons ridden man, struggling just to make some shitty cheap food, unable to do things without assistance, unable to do what we love.
nah only the ones who age badly.

>> No.13519983

>>13514740
source on pic

>> No.13519992

>>13514698
>restaurant dedicated to beans
any more english and we'd be looking at the toast sandwich

>> No.13519998

>>13519747
paper cups retard

>> No.13520211

>>13515071
topkek

>> No.13520257

>>13506951
If you think eating a bunch of fruit with yoghurt is healthy then you should consider suicide.

>> No.13520264

>>13507130
If you drink that much alcohol in one go then you are 100% are going to pass out in the next 3-5 minutes. And if your lucky you wont die from choking on your vomit.

>> No.13520282

>>13506554
I'm convinced that cook is actually a midget. Children just do not have that level of coordination.

>> No.13520283

>>13508632
Looks like worcester.

>> No.13520292

>>13516957
By walking on eggshells.

>> No.13520396

>>13506951
"healthy"
Wheres the zinc, b12, b6, iron and essential fatty acid?

>> No.13520420

>>13519998
>he doesnt know
are you american?

>> No.13520436

>>13508738
What gets me is that he probably lost his wife of 60 years and has to go back to making sandwiches that he made when he was 15.

>> No.13520441

>>13509820
that quarter turn at 30 seconds made all the difference.

>> No.13520548

>>13514707
My neighbor was super anxious about aging. She got her wish and never grew old. As in she died of cancer at 42.

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>>13515254
>chicken à la Auschwitz

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>>13506912
>glitch effects
>melting your chocolate with your blow dryer
>doing everything slowly and making a mess

>> No.13520588

>>13506921
>gay tv

>> No.13520592

>>13506951
>healthy
>immediately starts with some of the most sugary fruits out there

>> No.13520624

>>13507835
eh, the meat got browned and it doesn't seem to splash everywhere so it's okay in my books.

>> No.13520657

>>13508475
underrated

>> No.13520742

>>13506554
Holy fuck that kid is based

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>>13507835
Jesus fucking christ.

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>>13506921
i will never know love like this

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>>13519643
>>13520264
its not even that much its only a 375mL and only 35% ABV, when i was cutting back i would use a leftover 375mL whiskey bottle as a guide to limit my self, but i'd fill it with 50% ABV vodka. I would also drink it as fast as possible otherwise i wouldn't get a buzz and wind up grabbing the handle of vodka for more.

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>> No.13521163

/ck/ webm threads really are the best place if you want to lose weight. Just the OP is enough to be repulsed by food/eating.

>> No.13521234

anyone got the webm of that huge fagboy blotting his pizza with a napkin

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>>13508437

>> No.13521313

>>13506944
6000lbs of sushi later

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>>13514616
it is oil bumbnuts

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>>13520557
>>chicken à la Auschwitz

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this guys face

>> No.13521379

>>13521147
Would it be good or bad if it was that white?

>> No.13521384

>>13514712
Source?

>> No.13521392

>>13507899
Wow, what a small pressure cooker.

>> No.13521393

>>13506554
its kinda sad knowing that this kid could grow up to be a great chef but instead would just follow in their parents footsteps and just be a filthy food street vendor.

>> No.13521405

>>13508132
good fucking god that is a lot of butter

>> No.13521411

>>13508290
What is with asians and eating live octopus? They're like primal animals just grabbing shit out of the ocean and chowing down.

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>>13521147

>> No.13521469

>>13521346
This is why Asians are so skinny. Spend an hour carving a vegetable into an intricate flower for a grand total of 3 calories.

>> No.13521471

>>13508738
he's institutionalized

>> No.13521473

>>13514698
Looks pretty good. Should get myself a jar of beans next time I'm in the store.

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>>13506921
>GayTV

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>>13508738
>HELLO FOOD FANS!
Good old Tom Willet

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>>13514584
all i wanna know is the appearance of their bulging stomach after that session.

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>>13506485

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNto-3DvDpw

>> No.13521777

>>13520914

There is nothing less impressive than an addict boasting

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>>13521282
Too fitting

>> No.13521912

>>13521363
he's getting a blowjob under the table

>> No.13521938

>>13521777
yea there is. YOUR PENIS!

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>>13521938

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>>13521777
dude 8 shots of 35%ABV ain't that much, you don't need to be a alcoholic to drink that much unless you're a asian 4'9" 98lbs manlet. i remember fucking high school girls that could drink that much captain morgan and still be walking straight

>> No.13522094

>>13509793
They're touching fucking everything though.

>> No.13522169

>>13507395
holy shit, the flood of memory's

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>>13521503
Here ya go

>> No.13522522

>>13521363
His blood is 75% liquid cocaine, you can't expect much.

>> No.13522808

>>13522522
lol yeah

>> No.13523929

>>13522522

Cant blame him. If I was in his position I would probably be doing the same. I hope he has a nice time.

>> No.13524346

>>13508738
Fucking boomer using plastic dishes in his own goddamn home

>> No.13524355

>>13514584
This is actually just a big mac.
That's how small the Japanese are.