/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Eat your peas anon or you wont grow up big and strong.

>>13503549
+18 kid

>>13503549
Not even a vegetable. Try again

I hate peas because microwaved frozen peas smell like shit and makes me think of my gradeschool cafeteria. I still I can't look at green spheres without feeling nauseous and thinking of being a miserable 12 year old

>>13503549
grew up in an asian household and could NEVER find the flavor of bok choy and other similar asian vegetables appealing. it always just tastes like bitter wetness to me.

>>13503549
>>13504698
Geez, will nothing ap-peas you guys?

>>13503549
Eat it

>>13503549
>peas look like boogers
Anon, there's something wrong with your boogers. Go see a doctor.

>>13503549
Brussels sprouts are edible farts.
>but if you cook them in bacon grease
>but if you cook them in balsamic
Right. Cook them in something so you can't taste the nastiness that they are. Hell, take a dog turd and but it in enough bacon it might taste OK.

>>13504686
Technically correct is the best correct, right Mr. legume?

Get fucked.

>>13505157

I hate broccoli because they look like little trees like wtf if i was going to eat a tree, at least give me a big powerful tree, not a baby tree that a 2 year old child is suppoed to eat

>>13505821

ITT: whiny manchildren.

>>13505838

>>13505852

these gay little fucking losers

>>13505866
>>13505852
>>13505838
>>13505821
>>13505157
when i saw this as a kid it unironically made me like peas and all veggies

>>13503549
I'm 53 and I haven't eaten a pea in 43 years. even then I swallowed them whole or tossed them under the table.

>>13503549
carrots
peas
green beans
beans
brussel sprouts
broccoli
cauliflower
beets
lima beans (satan's testicles)
creamed corn (satan's jizz)
cabbage
egg plant
celery

>>13505959
>t.fatass

1 can of peas
1 packet of whatever gravy you like
mix in a pan
cook according to gravy instructions
serve over meat or vegetables

>>13505959
i can understand brussel sprouts (shitty without cheese or butter, delicious with), lima beans (weird flavour, unpleasant texture), and eggplant (one of my favourites but the texture isn't for everyone)
everything else is tasty though

>>13503549
I can't realistically confirm this because I've only ever had canned peas. I don't think I've even seen fresh peas for sale.

>>13505959
enjoy dying at 50, you fat manchild

>>13503549
Those aren't wasabi peas. Hold your head down and feel ashamed at yourself.

>>13506284
That's because they're sold as pods, not individual peas, you have to open them to get the peas out.

I've been trying to learn to like asparagus for years and it's just not working.

If you wanna consider them a vegetable.
I'll have an eternal hate for mushrooms.

>>13505867
I'm ok with tomatoes as long as they're fresh and quality.
But when they're mushy, no thank you

Peas are the bees knees. Butter, salt, garlic and onion powder and high quality peppercorns. Absolutely delicious.
I usually make them with steak and potatoes along with sweet roasted carrots

>>13503549
When I was a kid I used to put these into my nose when my parents didn't give me any attention

They even had to take me to the doctor once

>>13503549
Peas with butter and mint sauce are delicious.
But sprouts are vile things imo.

The only vegetable I truly hate is beets, despise them with every fiber of my being

>>13506682
Based

>>13503549
these fuckers taste like wet cardboard and the hair inside freaks me out

>>13504698
Exact same reason
God there even worse when they are dark green and mushy

>>13505831
Fuck you broccoli is the shit
Steam it up with some pepper and garlic butter
Hell I could eat it raw

>>13503549
Just avocados. Taste like flavorless mush. Complete grey matter of food and not even worth the hyper infalted price tag.

>>13503549
Peas are based and greenpilled

i like all vegetables.

>>13505809
or just roast them? or steam and serve with butter and salt. they taste delicious.

>>13506682
why? they taste great.

>>13507725
It's mostly a texture thing for me

>>13505844
ah bloo bloo

>>13505959
egg plants are definitely just inferior zuccini, and I was never much into beets.

>>13506343
Asparagus is a good name for a cat.
Here's one from T.S. Eliot.
The naming of cats...
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The Naming of Cats
T. S. Eliot - 1888-1965

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.

>>13506259
What kind of mid-west bullshit is this? I like peas, and I like gravy, but I can't support textured gravy. Nope, fuck you.

>>13506682
"Mushrooms" are animals and are fucking aliens

>>13507846
I thought that was cats, they're space aliens.

Onion and mushroom
Stop putting onion and mushroom EVERYWHERE

OH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO §§§§ JUST PUT ONION AND MUSHROOM DUR DUR ~~

>>13507849
No, cats are divine and messengers of Allah

>>13507781
It's good

>>13507282
Do you eat them with vinaigrette at least?

Caulifower. I rather just stick my nose in the waiter butt and ask him to fart in my face. Boom, no need to occupy space in a plate, and it is the exact same experience.

>>13506259
>mix in a pan
More like throw those green niggers in the trash.