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gentlemen...
>step one: pour this over a bowl of hot barley porridge
>step two: add desired spices, nuts and/or fruit toppings
>step three: enjoy

>> No.13501808

>>13501804
>soy milk
>carb slop
>sugar
yummy

>> No.13501811

breakfast is for fat people

>> No.13501813

>>13501804
Lass, my one step shot is a can chef boy ar dee

>> No.13501843

>>13501808
>>13501811
Why are ketards such fragile snowflakes?

>> No.13501845

>>13501808
>sugar
I'm glad you like the fruit!
Personally I only add cinnamon and some myrtle pepper and maybe a single walnut placed perfectly in the center

>> No.13501868

>>13501811
Says the fat guy.

>> No.13501879

>>13501804
Gentlemen....
>step one: make coffee
>step two: pour into mug
>step three: enjoy

>> No.13503044

Here's the patrician version
>milk (not soy)
>oats
>cinnamon
>pb
>plain greek yog
The key is to only put enough milk to get the oats wet, then add pb while it's hot so it melts in, then add yogurt to thin it out. The richness of the pb is offset by the tang of the yogurt. Yeah, it's based.

>> No.13503057

>>13501811
Billions of people all over the world manage to eat breakfast and remain thin. Sounds like you're a lardarse that can't into moderation.

>> No.13503062

>>13501808
>carbs bad
One of those multiple chin posters, I see...

>> No.13503071
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13503071

I mean it's cheaper than estrogen pills and is better than the tournament that is rice milk

>> No.13503373

>>13503044
>milk (not soy)
ah, i sense you are a man who enjoys the fat-sweat of the cow udder

>> No.13503474

>>13503373
Yes, milk is great. Soy milk is obviously not milk.

>> No.13503510

>>13503474
>Soy milk is obviously not milk
INCORRECT. That statement is false.
Soy milk is just as much milk as cow's milk is.
They're both types of milk.

>> No.13503522

>>13503510
Soy milk is not milk no matter how hard you want it to be.

>> No.13503526

>>13503510
no

>> No.13503527

>>13503522
It is. Cry harder, snowflake.

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13503541

>>13503522
>>13503526
educate yourselves lole
soy milk is real milk, probably even better than cow juice.

>> No.13503610

>>13503541
No, sport. You're flat out wrong.

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13503620

>>13503610
>No, sport. You're flat out wrong.

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13503639

>>13503610
>I'm right because I'm right. The dictionary is wrong because I'm right.

>> No.13503659

>>13503639
Animals produce milk. Cope with it.

>> No.13503710

Soy milk is shit. Almond milk is the real chad milk alternative.

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13503814

>>13503659
You can make milk from anything that has moisture and is edible. Cope with THAT!
I can make milk from hemp seeds, or pumpkin puree, or bananas, or a lot of baby carrots. Carrot milk. I could make milk from sardine eyeballs! Cope with that! I can even make milk out of soybeans, and then filter THAT through almond meal! I've created almond and soy milk!
Cope with that! I can take the parts from any plant or animal and blenderify that and make milk whenever I want! And I can call it milk, and of all the people on the planet, only those like you will be the one getting triggered by it for no reason at all!
Enjoy your cow sweat! Just walk up to a cow, shove aside those nursing little ones and take a big gulp of that cow sweat! Mmm, wooo boy, tastes like it's just as nature intended isn't that right!