/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>try waffle house three years ago
>order fried chicken
>two minutes later a crackhead barges in and robs the place
>nobody seems to give a shit
>cashier hands him the money and everything's back to normal
>leave before my chicken arrives
Never been back since

>>13494076
waffle house doesn't serve fried chicken

>>13494109
Plot twist, anon WAS the crackhead.

>>13494062
I like to get the steak and eggs

Pecan waffle, smothered & covered hashbrown, sausage patties and a coffee. Been to WH probably 100 times always get the same thing. Any things I should try?

The best part of Waffle House isn't even the food, it's the theater

>>13494062
Cheese n' Eggs.

>>13496460
no you're already getting the perfect order

I like waffle house but my mom got shot in the head in one and it makes me anxious.

All American and a pecan waffle.

That Texas roadhouse burger thing is good, too.

>>13494062
I'm drunk but really want waffle house. The police close in my city in 30 minutes (serious) and sheriff's never come into town. Should I chance driving 5 miles to waffle house, I'm really craving it. Also, I have 2 duis,so if I get pulled over I'll have you do 4 months in jail

>>13497583
how drunk are you is the question

>>13497593
11 standard us drinks in 3 hours

>>13497599
wait 2 hours waffle house gets better the later you go

>>13497610
>>13497610
But I'll be at least 17 drinks in by then, I suppose I could get a lyft

>>13494062
all american with chocolate chip waffle, scrambled eggs w/ cheese, sausage, biscuit, and covered and capped hash browns

>>13497599
Go to bed and when you wake up go for breakfast. If you're like me after heavy drinking that will be @ 5 hours. Peak waffle house show time.

>>13497687
>5 hours
Based alcoholic. What is it with the whole ~5 hour of sleep then wakeup bullshit after a binger

just got a massive tbone steak it was pretty good

>>13497748
the alcohol wears off and the rebound/hangover makes you snap awake, you can kinda surf this effect and use it to make it easier to get to work on time

the one down the road from me just closed feelsbad

we don't have one in California but on my travels I stopped by one in VA and it was pretty good. I liked the grits.

>>13498888
That's sad, but at least you got quads out of it.

>>13498868
lol I have been doing this for 10+ years. I never actually feel hungover unless I stayed up WAY too late. 5 hours sleep is pretty much the golden standard to grind out 8-12hrs of work and weirdly makes the day fly by quickly. Just gotta make sure you brush and gargle and chew some gum so you dont reek of booze at 7am, and always err on the side of caution because some people are like bloodhounds for smelling booze on your breath.

>>13498902
I suspect really bad hangovers are for people who have been out dancing and partying and stuff, not for those of us just drinking alone at home until we pass out and slumber peacefully.

But the smell on your breath comes from inside the lungs themselves and will remain until the alcohol is fully expelled. That gum has to remain in your mouth and be continuously refreshed until then.

>>13497583
If it's only 5 miles just walk or use a bike.

>>13494062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHPLxppm6DI

For me, it's chocolate chip waffles with two (2) butter packets.

>>13499009
Fuck he's probably on his next bender by now.

>>13499269
LOL how'd you know?

>>13497583
Based. Hopefully he finds this tab in the morning and reports back what happened.

>>13499305
I'm about to go to Wendy's instead sadly, it's only a half a mile away. Wish me Luck

>>13499324
That is an awful downgrade, but enjoy. Stay off the road.

>>13499343
Pure kino

>>13497583
>>13497599
dont drive drunk you faggot.

>>13500828
Why?

>tfw you'll never experience american kino diner at night because you are from europe
I guess I'll go to look at some 11th century church while being hungry instead

>>13494062
i live in a state that actually matters so ive never seen one irl

>>13494062
I used to eat hash browns all the way prior to working my old factory job - which was labor intensive. Great tasting and excellent fuel.

waffle house also has better burgers than places like 5 guys, i think it might be a bit cheaper too. You don't get any fries but hashbrowns are pretty based.

waffle house is delicious. plenty of stuff I enjoy there so not sure what my favorite is, maybe the cheesesteak hashbrown bowl

>>13496460
scrambled eggs with cheese and toast to make a sandwich.

>>13496695
Someone says this in every thread. We dont have a ww in my country but I like to imagine a bunch of drunks that can barely walk ordering unholy things and the waitress that serves you is passed her prime but hasnt come to terms with it yet and calls everyone "sug" (short for "sugar")

>>13497544
Is she ok?

>>13497583
No. Take a cab if you must. I got one DUI and it fucked my life up I cant imagaine three. Learn from your mistakes, anon.

>>13497748
Not hik but I'm also an alcohol and routinely wake up after 4 or 5 hours of.sleep even if I'm still tired

>>13499324
>Yuengling Golden Pissner
What a thoroughly disappointing release. Yuengling fucking sucks
https://www.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/pennsylvanias-best-inexpensive-beers-ranked/Content?oid=15429765

>>13498902
>mfw in showed up to work one time and my boss pulled me aside and told me to go home because I reeked of booze and he would still pay me for the day because I was a good employee and he was worried about me
I did that shit for like 5 years straight but for whatever reason, that day was the one he told me to go home
>I drank the entire day off and slept none qnd showed up fall on face drunk and he didnt say anything

>>13496460
try getting some dignity.

>>13496460
Texas Bacon Cheese steak with hash browns smothered, covered, topped, and peppered.

You're welcome.

>>13497583
You should go drive so you can get pulled over and go to jail you piece of shit. better yet, why don't you drive drunk right into a fucking wall and die. Fucking degenerate.

Im going to go to Waffle House now just to spite you.

>>13499324
I hope you crash into a tree and die

i dont think ive ever had waffle house whilst sober, is it actually good or am i just drunk when i eat it?

>>13502980
why are you so mad did a drunk driver run over your cheerios?

>>13502984
its diner food cooked in front of you in an open kitchen staffed by meth-heads, and its open 24 hours
of course its fucking good ya simp

>>13502997
Drinking and driving is one of the most fucking shitty things a person can do. Its up there with putting mayo on fries, raping children, and voting democrat.

>>13503076
so your mom cheated on your dad with a drunk driver?

>visit friend down south
>want to try out waffle house
>friend takes me to waffle house
>order some hashbrowns all the way and a bacon cheese burger
>halfway through the meal, the waitress broke down and started to cry
>the chef came out and apologize
>waitress calls him something and the chef calls her a cunt
>waitress cries some more
>a small fight broke out between two black women, nothing big but just a couple of slaps and wigs coming off
>a black guy asked if i wanted to buy some weed
>pay bill and leave
>a white guy in the parking lot asked if i knew people who sold meth
it was an enjoyable meal
would go back if i were ever down south again

>>13494076
every time I hear about a restaurant getting robbed its always a wafflehouse

I'll take three, slopped!
Make it quick bitch!

>>13503379
That's probably because they're crackheads and too stupid to rob a bank, not that I'm a bank robber but some people are downright stupid and deserve to be downright shot.

>>13503076
I drink and drive all the time. Zero accidents. Your post is fake news.

>>13503379
>niggers robbing a store for $60.

>>13503393
Robbing a bank is pretty likely to be less profitable than robbing a highly-trafficked restaurant (if you somehow get away with it)
t. works at a bank

>>13503393
banks are dumb to rob. they've got actual security measures.
If you live in a real shithole they've definitely got glass window tellers equipped with shutters. everywhere else has a panic button, cameras, and usually an electronic door lock. Plus you're only getting whats in the till, which could be as little as a gas station. Robbing a bank is a lot of risk and not much reward.

probably the funniest thing I've seen at a ihop was a bunch of drunk dudes get out of a car and enter the place carrying a blowup doll with roughly 30 signatures on it

>>13503422
>>13503424
That stuff sounds more like check cashing stores than a proper bank.

>>13503442
>how to get killed by the mob

>>13503447
Layer Cake

If your bank or restaurant has three inches of plastic between the people working there and customers maybe consider doing something else in life.

>>13503422
Robbing a highly trafficed Starbucks before closing would be a gank aswell

>>13503084
no, my mom cheated on my dad with a bunch of other dudes.
My mom was a slut.
>>13503406
Youre a faggot. I hope you get pulled over and go to jail and assraped by jamal

>>13503488
go to JAIL do not collect $100

>>13503488
I've been drinking and driving for 30 years. In fact, I did it earlier tonight and will do it again in about an hour.
Cope.

>>13503505
I hope these are your famous last words you fucking degenerate