/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13495703
Neither.

>>13495709
Holy based and redpilled, in all honesty though I love any pizza but Detroit style is my favorite, the crust just gets so buttery and crispy.

>>13495703
>american "pizza"

>>13495703
gross

they both have their merits. pizza is all around good - except whatever the brazzilians have going on

>>13495703
>t. crustlets

>>13495709
Detroit style is the best. Hands down.

>>13495709

>>13495735
Imagine being this brainwashed.

>>13495735
Based!

>>13495703
Special. You think you're special. You do.

>>13495709
Fpbp, based and redpilled, 8/8, /thread

>>13495703
None of that is pizza.

>>13495709
>crisp crust
>great sauce application
>rectangular
It’s my favorite.

>>13495735
>meanwhile

>>13495754
Ew. Looks like some crap. Gordon Ramsey would conjure.
Overcompensated rubbish.

>>13496059
>sparks fury
literally nobody cares. journalism in 2020

>>13495709
This guy fucks

>>13495735
One of our shittiest pizzas (domino's) is successful in Italy.

>>13496059
Ironic, because pizza isn't something italians care about or eat that often. There are much better choices for food in italy than pizza of any sort, traditional or US corporate poison.
>amerilards come to italy in ww2
>the only food they come away with is pizza
Italians feel sorry for mutts, really.

>>13496875
>Pizza in US
>WW2
Pizza been around far longer than that. USGIs who were in italy during ww2 is what made the dish famous, and popular in italy.

>>13496875
>There are much better choices for food in italy than pizza of any sort, traditional or US corporate poison.
Then why are they increasing their business 30 fold? Obviously Italians are eating it.

>>13495709

>>13496819
domino's isn't shitty. i resent your accusation. domino's quality is highly dependent on location. if your 'za is made by groids it's gonna be awful. it's made by whites it'll be great. additionally dominoes left overs transitions the best into cold pizza breakfast

>>13496935
No. Dominos is pretty shitty, and their wings are complete trash.
I can understand why they're popular in italy though considering their competition, and all.

>>13496902
all yurofags prefer american style pizza. they are in complete denial about this fact. utterly tsundere

>>13496943
i disagree :). pizza hut is too greasy, little caesars is school cafeteria tier though i do like their sauce and papa johns is pig slop. who other than domino's is the best national chain?

>This delusion
Sorry boys, a nice Italian pizza with a soft, big crust is much, much better.
You can't beat what you can get with wood fire ovens.

>>13495703
>Chicago style
Tried it, the dough is the same as the premade ones you can find here in any supermarket.
Filling but nothing special.
>New York style
Everywhere I tried it was not different from the cheapest pizza by the slice places you can find here.
>>13495709
>Detroit style
It's literally the same you can find in any bakery here (but less burnt and oily than the photo).

>>13496955
National chains are shit including dominos (and excluding lil Caesars, because sauce).

>>13496955
Little Caeser's is at least priced appropriately, Dominos is one of the worst deals in food bar none

>>13496955
>who other than domino's is the best national chain?
Not sure if it's a national chain or a regional one, but I think Marco's is better than Domino's, but Domino's certainly comes in second.

>>13496956
>Sorry boys, a nice Italian pizza with a soft, big crust is much, much better.
That pizza in your pic is all bread and almost no toppings. The whole point of pizza is the toppings, otherwise you're just eating toast.

>>13496955
>lil Caesars
They were the best tasting in every factor back before when they did 2 for 1 pizza, and stuff crust.
I think it was the 90's, or early 2000's when lil Caesars had higher quality pizza.

>>13496983
>all bread and almost no toppings
It shows you haven't tried an Italian pizza.
The dough is thin so it balances, but the whole thing is still very filling.

>>13497006
>thin dough
>thin sauce
>barely any cheese
>no toppings
They aren't impressive. No wonder dominos is kicking ass in italy.

>>13495703
Official rankings
1. Neapolitan
2. Sicilian
3. Tomato Pie (New Jersey, Utica)
4. Greek-style
5. New Haven
6. New York
7. Detroit
8. regular Chicago
9. California
10. Chicago deep dish
9000. St Louis

>>13497023
>regular Chicago
Chicago has another unique style other than deep dish? What's it like?

>>13497054
It's extremely thin crust, on the crispy side, and cut into squares. It's actually more common for Chicagoans to eat thin crust. Deep dish is for tourists.

>>13497054
Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW2kilumXJ4

>>13495709
For me, it's 'chup

>>13497023
Is pizza better in Jersey than New York?

>>13495709
Yeah we have those in Nolita they're called soho squares you fucking schmomo

>>13495703

>>13497145
Its pretty close on average. City just has more places and is more creative. Top places blow really put it over the top

>>13496983
You don't like pizza you like grilled cheese sandwiches

it's not a debate, one is clearly superior

>>13495798
i can see it in your eyes

>>13496875
Do you think the only connection Americans have historically had with Italy is WWII? Are you really that dumb?

>>13497023
Based. Imo's is trash. Provel is trash. just like everything else from STL

>>13497269
Cope harder mutt, your tears are savory!

>>13497085
>>13497098
That's really interesting. If I ever visit Chicago I'll be sure to seek out some of this stuff.

>>13496902
>2 years later
>dominoes closes 300 stores in italy due to lackluster sales
Similar to
>we're going to be opening hundreds of new coal plants
>3 years later a net decline in coal plants
Hmm, really makes you think.

>>13497198
>you like grilled cheese sandwiches
But I said I want less bread and more toppings.

>>13496956
Italian pizzas look like some kid tried making a pizza for the first time.

>>13496875
>>amerilards come to italy in ww2
>>the only food they come away with is pizza
>Italians feel sorry for mutts, really.
American pizza was all developed by Italian immigrants who came over way before either World War, you idiot. In fact, a majority of pizza chains in America were started by Italians. Italians left Italy, came to America, improved pizza beyond what they had known in Italy, and then pathetic Italians who stayed home started whining about how inauthentic American pizza is and how it's not real pizza and not real Italian food even though it was literally invented by Italians.

>>13496875

you invalids were eating pootsie before the spanish brought the tomato back to italy from mexico in the 16-17 century. Acting all high and mighty when you're southern people are literal moulinyan rape babies. America takes the best of everything and makes it better.

>>13495709
based and rightpilled

>>13496875
>>13497374
>the absolute state of Italian education
Italy doesn't even have the best Italian food in general anymore.
America is the pizza center of the Universe hands down, though. Anyone that's been to both nations knows the truth.
I make better pizza in an aluminum foil pan than anyone in Italy has ever made.

You don't know pizza until you try Buenos Aire's

Wisconsin provel pizza is the winner

The real answer are take and bake pizzas you gussy up at home, preferably a nice thin crust

>>13498255
This.

>>13495735
>The Tomato History has origins traced back to the early Aztecs around 700 A.D.
Imagine having Mexicans upgrade your entire menu.

>>13495709
/thead

>>13497351
>2 years later dominos pizza, and baked wings is Italy's national dish
>Italians now claim that their dominos are the only authentic dominos

>>13495754
Bro is that beaujo’s?

>>13497326
>cope
You don't understand your own history Luigi.

>>13498348
Comfyposter

i prefer a good base for my toppings.
what do you guys think?

you picky pepperonipizza need to worry about the sauce ratio and that =s the shit that makes or breaks

>>13495703
Both are good but everyone outside of Chicago agrees that New York is better (not the soggy thin crust kind in that pic, though). Even Italians claim that Neapolitan pizza is the best, but if you press them on it, they always end up sending you pictures of NY style pizzas made in Napoli instead of the sad "fucked up caprisi salad" that is real Neapolitan pizza.

>>13496875
Italian cuisine and American cuisine are almost synonymous, actually. You have no idea what America is like. The only difference is that we consistently improve your traditional recipes because we aren't autists that can't accept, for example, that garlic makes carbonara taste better.

>>13495709
Baste. Op bfto

>>13497131
they forgot the toppings?

>>13498617
Ah, the sponge cake base. Always a classic. Nah man that's garbage lol.

>>13498789
that is true bread with natural yeast you uncultured prick.

>>13498597
It is Beau Jo's Colorado style pizza, yes

You will never understand the beauty and the flavour of sicilian pistachio pizza

>>13498768
Sorry, bro, I got the classic slice. Here's your pep' 'za pi'.

>>13495703
I’d rather kill myself

>muh carb fest
Yikes.

>>13499484
Why is the sauce on top of the cheese? It looks dry and unpleasant as fuck.

>>13497357
>b-but muh memes!
fuck off

>>13495703
>>13495709
>First one is a soggy mess
>second is a floppy mess that falls onto itself
>third one might as well replace with a toast sandwich for how much dough is in this shit.
Step aside, ple(-bs)ase.

Why are you lard cunts so afraid of a little bit of green on your stuff?

>>13498617
IT'S FAAHKING ROOAW®

>>13499660
This is why you're in you're 20s and still a virgin despite women being more accessible than ever before.

>>13500266
What meme? Toppings are good and the entire point of pizza. The crust is a delivery mechanism for the sauce, cheese, and meat/veggies.

>>13500546
toppings are just that: toppings. The crust and sauce are the pizza

>>13500546
not the guy ur responding to but this statement is one of the dumbest things ive read in awhile

>>13495709
It's just a pan pizza with thick crust. There is nothing detroit style about this other than the fact that it's trash.

California has the world's best pizza, sorry flyovers. New York is a close 2nd.

>>13500618
Dumb people don't know they're dumb. For instance, you.

>>13500633
I didn't know they had pizza in California. I'd assume it would rank on the same level as Idaho.

>>13500630
>There is nothing detroit style about this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit-style_pizza

>>13497505
AAHAHAHAH
>american
>spouts uneducated bullshit
Like clockwork

Remove the pepperoni and it's the cheese pizza on the right ftw

This is the real “pepperoni”, the Spianata Calabra (spicy)

>>13496875
lmfao obsessed!

>>13501201
Lol. Trolling is a art.

>>13501278
>MUP DA DO DEE
>Lemme tell you about your country

>>13495703
why
not
both

>>13495703
both are shit tier.
/thread

>>13501333
THIS

Both go in the trash and everybody’s happy

>>13497367
this is why Im ok with shooting sprees.

>>13498593
lol, as much as I hate Italian "americans" actually Italians are way fucking worse

>>13501231
Not an argument. Try again lardy bum.

>>13495703
Debate? Nah I compromise.
1. Buy both
2. Turn NY slices upside down
3. Place on top of Chicago's forming a top crust
4. Eat entire mega pies combo with 6,000+ calories

Fear me.

>>13500743
He is correct.
Just as the best Cuban food is in Miami and the best Chines food probably in SF or LA.

>>13501672

>>13501672
>Not even putting strips of bacon between the two crusts and deep fat frying the thing to make a giant calzone.

>>13495735

Did the American shit his pants? Does the Italian guy have a boner? Does the Italian guy have a scat fetish? It certainly seems so.

>>13495703
Chicago pizza is only good once in a blue moon but that's better than NY pizza being good never.

>>13500333
Im afraid of grinded up fat with sneeze and blood all over it. That looks putrid.

>>13501805
i suggest you to get your eyes checked, m8.
There's nothing more here, but mozarella, tomatoes, a bit of bell pepper, shredded chicken breast, some herbs (including coriander) and some young, meltable cheese of your choise on top of it.

there’s another and it’s called Omaha styled

>>13501842
The mozzarella looks like a gross mangled mess, tomatoes are an abominable in a pizza and can tell the flyovers that put them in there didnt grow it themselves, that chicken is bone dry and does not belong on a pizza, the herbs may as well be McCormick
>young meltable cheese
You put string cheese there didnt you?

Good lord you reek of iowa state drunk ultimate frisbee player

>>13501860
Oh wow, yet another Sicilian derivative pan pizza. Americans are SO inventive!

>>13501842
>choise
Yuropeon detected

>>13501861
i was wrong - check yourself into the nearest psychiatric ward.
Every single thing you've asserted couldn't have been any more further from the truth.

>>13495709
reject the false dichotemy, embrace the third position.

>>13501874
right, because me shitting on your entire nation in my previous post wasn't enough of a signpost.
Good lord, you people ARE as retarded as they say.

>>13501869
We don't invent things - we just make them better.

>>13501805
>Im afraid of grinded up fat with sneeze and blood all over it.
Says motherfucker that prefers his steak alive
<insert_random_jack.webm>

>>13501877
Cool story, flyover. I just inhaled a bunch of dust by accident, want me to season your dogfood?

>>13500722
>It is a rectangular pizza that has a thick crisp crust and toppings such as pepperoni and
Such an original style, thank god Detroit and no one else invented this!

>>13502317
Call 911 while you can breathe... On second thought, inhale some more.

>>13502364
Ive also got a shit im about to take. You should get your lunchbox so I can prepare your lunch tomorrow

>>13495703
>you fags will argue about anything

>>13502321
Detroit style pizza is a Sicilian-style crust but thicker and baked in a pan with butter (so the bread fries and becomes buttery and crispy on the bottom) and with cheese to the edges of the crust.

>american pizza

>>13502509
Pizza is american.
Tomatoes are american.

>>13497186
I’m not going to get into an argument about what is and isn’t a pizza, but the cheese casserole on the right looks delicious.

>>13502509
Pizza was literally invented in America. Cope

>>13495709
Based and Detroit-pilled

>>13502545
why is it that the Chicago pizza gets called a casserole but a Detroit pizza isn't

>>13497180
Whatever faggot, take your soho squares and shove em up your soloose ass.

Detroit>St Louis>NYC>dogshit>Chicago

>>13498679
>Italian cuisine and American cuisine are almost synonymous, actually
They are entirely different, not only because American interpretation is vile, but 90% of Italian dishes are unknown muttland

>>13500546
>The crust is a delivery mechanism for the sauce, cheese, and meat/veggies
If your dough is shit, you're right.
If you like sauce and cheese you can directly eat them, nobody is stopping you

>>13502523
>Tomatoes are american.
Not the modern tomatoes.
They were South American and the were yellow

>>13502597
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_pizza
Cope harder

>>13502847
Because Chicago pizza is like 4 inches deep and literally layered in a fashion similar to lasagna while Detroit pizza has a 1-2 inch crust as a bed for sauce, cheese, and toppings. One is pizza with a thicker crust, the other is actually modeled after a non-pizza food.

>>13495703
There is no debate. Quad Cities style pizza FTW.

>>13495709
10/10

>>13502856
>If your dough is shit, you're right.
It's certainly important for the dough to be good and taste good. It's just that I'd prefer the ratio of ingredients to favor the toppings because they're more flavorful and a better use of the calories.
>If you like sauce and cheese you can directly eat them, nobody is stopping you
Much easier to do when they're on an edible crust, hence pizza.

>>13495703
NY no debate. CHICAGO PIZZA IS FOR FAT RETARDED BEARS FANS.

Deep fried pizza is the only choice for the patrician

>>13496059
how does italian dominos taste? i know american fast food often tastes waaaay better overseas

>>13502979
Despite what the article says I don't know anyone who tried it, and I'm in one of the most industrial city of Italy. If we talk about southern Italy it will never gonna make it there.
Tbh I even forgot we had it, I'm going to try it just out of curiosity.

I assume it's going shit for them in Italy but they really want to play it cool and try their best for marketing reasons, like Starbucks.
Here Starbucks is just a big fancy cafe completely different from the American chain, I wonder why they bother opening it here, unless it is just for the "we are good, we made it in Italy!"

Chicago pizza is not fucking pizza, it's a fucking pie. That's not saying it's bad, it can still be really good. You just can't compare the two, and NY is better anyway.

>>13502940
Pic is what fried pizza looks like.
You mutt don't get one right

>>13503336
looks like shit compared to my local

>>13503348
You mutt are hopeless

>>13503336
Looks like trash. Why can't you foreigners do anything right?

>>13503362
Looks like a weak calzone.

>>13503362
looks like lisa simpsons creampie

>>13503312
Chicago pizza is 100% pizza retard.

>>13503363
>>13503367
>>13503372
You poor souls
I know you burgers would love to be slapped in the face with this angel food, but you can't.
Go coping with some hot dog or cheese product pizza

>>13503376
It's literally a giant modified cheesy pie crust with topping and thick tomato sauce serving as the pie filling. Calling it a pie is the most accurate description, it is certainly not pizza. Chicagofags can't accept that they made something good that can stand with its own label, they have to insist it is something it is not to be satisfied.

>>13503400
In other words it's 100% pizza.
Tool.

>>13496875
Honestly, pizza is just a pretty mediocre dish. Mutt here.

>>13503398
That looks like you fucked up frying a doughnut.

>>13503457
It's all about the bread and cooking it. No chain has home-made pizza taste and their ovens suck.

>>13503398
Did you use pancake batter on a calzone?

>>13501907
We invented landing on the moon and winning world wars

>>13503513
Talking about food, ameribro.

>>13503517
We invented Italian food, and made it marketable.

>>13503481
That's because you are an amerilard and you can't eat anything that doesn't looks like a Japanese plastic food item made in a bathtub because your "food" taste like shit

>>13503497
It's fried pizza dough. It's fried heaven

>>13503540
Its catnip for fatties with no tastebuds like you.

>>13503540
My country's tastes better, and is less contaminated than yours, thirdworlder.
>It's fried pizza dough
Yea we have the real thing in the US for maybe a hundred years.

>>13503552
>My country's tastes better, and is less contaminated
> Says the 12% nigger,11% coyotes and 2% slanty eyes country. You are a fucking rainbow country and you didn't even notice it

>Yea we have the real thing in the US for maybe a hundred years

We have this traditional dish way before you even have your shitty "normal" pizza.

>>13503551
>Its catnip for fatties
That would the case in amerilard. Only top tier ingredients make their way in pizza fritta.

>>13503608
Yeah no one cares you fat bland sack of guinea shit. Speak English and speak it right

>>13503608
> please listen to me
>I want my 3rd world to be significant

>>13503443
It's as much pizza as a calzone is faggot. Fucking hotpockets/pizza rolls/bagel bites are "pizza" by your standards.

>>13495703
>>13495709
Why limit yourself to one, when you can have all three?

>>13503626
I don't speak cholesterol, mcfatty

>>13503630
You don't have to reply to me. I already know you suck at cooking

>>13503653
No. You speak subhuman guinea you fat retard which is why your wop ass thinks fried dough is an moolie delicacy

>>13503661
> fried dough is an moolie delicacy
It's actually street food. In your country would be a delicacy althoug is not covered in cheddar and bacon

> You speak subhuman guinea you fat retard
"Oh say can you seeeeeeth"
Don't have a stroke, or it will be 200000$

>>13503683
Omg, you wish you were American so badly. Hahaha!

>>13503708
>Omg, you wish you were American so badly. Hahaha!

Nah, I like my normal blood sugare level , thanks anyway.
desu I woud not wish it on my worst enemy.

>>13503683
No one cares fatso, get to bed then get a job

>>13503728
Says the fat sack of dogshit dribbling over fried dough

Learn to spell you brain damaged guinea

>>13497275
Embrace it friend, there's no reason to be self conscious.

The consciousness of the midwesterner is free from these pangs of incessant social judgement and distortion.

>>13503733
But I do have a job, I'm not a looser like you.

>>13503737
> An amerilard calling another country fat
You seriously can't make this shut up

>>13503752
You obviously don't which is why you woke up at 4 in the morning to salivate over fried dough you fat brain damaged guinea

>>13503760
It's almost 6 you dumbass.
I'm a computer engineer I don't have to go to a office, I just have deadline.
But thank you for your consideration

>>13503787
Yeah, and you started heaving like a fat retard earlier than that DURRRRRRR
You couldn't go to any office because you're a fat fucking retard hefer, aint that right, piggy?

>>13496875
HAH

>>13497023
Neapolitan is garbage

>>13503803
No, i can Just work from wherever I want. I'm legally hired in another country it would be difficult for me to present myself every day in another continent.
You're not gonna gain anything on this path anon, career wise I'm doing very good, I have a master in computer engineering from the best school of the country
I also hit the gym 3/4 times a week since I don't have strict work times, hence I'm not even fat.
Keep trying tho, I'm having fun

>>13502425
you should get a hose and stick both its ends up your orifices.

>>13503787
>I'm a computer engineer I don't have to go to a office,
t. pajeet
>Pls do the needful add me to your team viewer butiful.
>Your desktop is not pleasing sir. I will now set a custom gold coloured theme with a 480p background enhanced, and one more enhance. Please accept.
>Ah it seems that you are lacking a bob and vagene folder I will add one for you please accept.
>Oh sir I must inform you that my curry is giving me an ass bubble. Pls show patience for me as I momentarily poo in designated street. Please accept.

>Live in northern Europe
>Go to your friendly neighborhood döner pizza place
>Owner calls you a handsome man and tells you that their pizzas usually go for 20 euros a pop but he'll sell just for you for 10€
>Drop a fat order for a meaty monster of a pizza
>Only have to wait for ten minutes tops
>Get a fantastic blend of italian-style fluffy crust and a crapton of delicious fresh toppings
>Barely able to finish half, take the other half home for tomorrow's dinner
>Owner calls you their best friend as you leave and hopes you'll be back soon
>Go again next week

Is there anything better in the world?

>>13505532
Yes, not having your country become a muslim shithole.

>>13505562
>breitbart
Wew lad!

>>13505562
>Friendly neighborhood döner owner has lived in my country for 25 years
K

>>13497505
I've been to Italy and even tourist shit places in Rome have better pizza then that shit in your pic.

>>13497023
>2. SICILIAN
BASED

>>13496947
its true, italians may have "invented" pizza but america has perfected it
I honestly view pizza as an american dish now, italians wasted their chance

>>13505674
Looks like diarrhea.

the only correct answer

>>13505568
>reputable news outlet BAD

when are italians gonna just admit defeat and accept that all the italian american food was made by full blooded italian immigrants? they came over to NA and got access to better ingredients, and they took classic italian meals and improved them. this wasn't 2nd or 3rd gen mutts who did this, it was full blooded italian immigrants lmao.

>>13505532
you literally get that in NA for the same price lmao

>>13507406
You mean traitors? Yes.

>>13503497
>t. Briseè anon

Lmao he’s still around

>>13505730
>t. fag who eats impossible burgers

>>13507406
when they came in they essentially changed the roots of what makes italian food italian food, they're similar but there's a definite distinction between the two, italian american food just tends to be maybe a little richer but much trashier than real italians

>>13507802
This also holds true for the two groups of people

>>13497131

Was this picture taken at L&B's in Brooklyn? Serious question

>>13495703
Ohio style is the best.

>>13507866
Duh...gee I wonder? Serious idiot.

>>13507866
Yeah, it was. Top tier.

>>13505674
Ive seen frozen pizzas thrown up that look better than that

>>13507747
>t. fag from Wyoming who literally eats diarrhea

>>13507875
Ohioan here. What the fuck is Ohio style?

>>13507381
Looks like shit. Is that a ring of mayo, ranch dressing, or sour cream?
All disgusting possibilities to be honest.

>>13502869
But casseroles are rectangular, like Detroit pizza.

>>13502523
Tomatoes are Mexican, so pizza is Mexican.

>>13508866
And that's pretty much where the similarities end.

>>13507413
>you literally get that in NA for the same price lmao
lies. name one US restaurant that sells döner pizza.

>>13508870
Wheat is from Babylon, so pizzas are Babylonian.

>>13508860
>mayo, ranch dressing, or sour cream
None of the above. It's likely a garlicky yogurt sauce. The yogurt adds a compatible creamy tanginess, and garlic adds garlickyness, and it works well on a pizza.

>>13495709
>>13497490
>>13499484
Are the edges supposed to be fuckin burned black like that? I want to eat pizza not fucking buttered charcoal.
Everything else about it looks delish though.

>>13508928
>I want to eat pizza not fucking buttered charcoal.
Maybe try wanting to post without going into hysterics, you big bitch.

>>13508898
In English we call it kebab pizza or kabob pizza, but I found one in Chicago with like a minute on Google. So there you go.

Domino's is in the same tier of that baiano burning trash to cook his "pizza".

>>13508969
Based, and thank you for spoonfeeding me some nom-noms

>>13503398

look at that greasy oar and the flipper next to it.

In America you can get a large peperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go when you pay.

>>13503398
What is it fish n chips? Looks a little lumpy but props to them for serving it the traditional way on a newspaper.

>>13497131
Who gets pizza without cheese and toppings?

>>13497023
>No rome style pizza
ishygddt

>>13508928
You fucking nigger, its called carmelization and its fucking delicious, if you try tobtake my corner slices from i will kill you.

>>13495703
>>13495709
>three garbage american "pizzas"
Maybe there's a winner in least bad choice.

your average new yawk pizza is worse than your random italianoid family in the midwest who opens a restaurant, at least where I live. maybe I'm lucky

>>13496875
> ameritards ruin italy with ameritalian foods
>italy shortly becomes ameritard2

>>13510480
You are lucky if that's the case. Most mom and pop pizza places I've been to in the midwest taste like what I could make at home and that isn't a good thing.

Buenos Aires pizza, best pizza.

>>13510480
that's a damn lie.

>>13510480
You live in the Italian district of Chicago? Most pizza places in the midwest are god awful.

>>13495703
Colorado is best

>>13508521
Edge to edge toppins on a medium thick circle crust with a swirl of sauce over the cheese and cut into squares.

>>13496956
Is it really that good bro? Does it beat an decently stacked barbacue pizza? I personally doubt it 2bh.

Patrician Troll's choice, Scottish Deep Fried Pizza.

>>13510518
Fratello mio, te dejo una fugazzeta

>>13510563
This looks like you made a pizza and then cut open a hero and tucked the crust inside. Do Coloradoans really?

>>13510689
the outer circle of crust is folded in in a braid pattern, then the middle gets more meat 'n' stuff
The pizza is served with honey in a squeeze bottle for the crust.

>(american city) "style" pizza
man you guys are great

>>13511219
This. True patricians go for the Pizza Hut global standard.

>>13510563
It looks like that garbage pizza Gordon Ramsay shit on.

>>13511023
Honey doesn't belong anywhere near pizza

>>13511219
Pizza was literally invented in America

>>13511390
Amerilard delusion

>>13511394
>Italians think flatbread with some scraps on it is pizza
If so, Sumerians invented pizza.

>>13500706
Not the person you are replying to but I am Californian. I'm actually not sure how to rank California style pizza, the general idea is thin crust with ingredients that focus on being locally sourced/sustainable and often eclectic toppings. This is double edged, on one hand it can often be hipster bullshit that costs $20 because they got the cheese from the far off and mystical land of Fresno and often the eclectic ingredients part is taken too far. On the other hand choosing ingredients carefully is actually pretty fucking important when pizzas only really have 3 main ingredients. California pizza is also a lot more like Italian pizza than American pizza with all the good and bad that comes with. In my opinion California is the best of the North American styles because we actually care about what is going into the pizza and aren't stuck in dogmatism for pizza of all things, while New York, Chicago, Detroit etc. just argue about and masturbate over how thick their bread is and how much mozzarella they have, but that could just be my home bias. California pizza either is overpriced garbage or the best on the continent, no in-between.

That being said, good pizza can come from anywhere because pizza isn't hard. I think the tern flyover is bullshit and being from a certain area isn't a magic charm that makes pizza taste good.

>>13495709
Unironically this.

>>13496819
Nobody cares about this shit in Italy

>>13496983
>The whole point of pizza is the toppings
Imagine being this much of an amer*can cuck.

I'm gonna say it, my favourite italian style pizza had goat cheese instead of mozzarella. My favourite american pizza is a barbacue pizza with plenty of beef and barbacue sauce.

>>13497131
One of the few places in Brooklyn as good as it ever was

Im gonna do itnlad, im gonna order an authentic brooklyn style pie from dominos!

>>13503398
Actually quite a few places in New York to get a fried calzone, they are tasty but greasy as fuck

>>13508898
Here’s one by me, we just don’t eat that shit here

>>13508521
Jizz on a cracker

>>13496983
holy shit you are retarded, kys nigger

>>13505532
Very ironic considering the way you type English is exactly like an American.
RENT FREE.

what kind of a dumb faggot buys pizza anyway, I could make 20 pizzas for $20

>>13495703
left is guaranteed heartburn right is slight chance of heartburn

>>13514815
no you can't you lying fucking faggot

>>13514836
you definitely can anon.. it's just flour, cheese, and sauce

>>13514849
you can't even buy enough cheese to make 20 pizzas for $20

Chicago doesn't even eat deep dish
I've never been there and I know that

>>13495735
so what's the deal with people online nowadays attaching the opinions that they agree with to very attractive people? like those pictures of the little white kid on a laptop followed by three incredibly muscular men telling him the opposite. what is the point of that.

>>13514870
its just a way of conveying things you can't do through text, like this gif here, when someone adds this to their comment, they're trying to tell you they are laughing hysterically, and giving you a visual depiction.

>>13514870
attractive people are doing something right whereas most people do nothing right

>>13496819
Successul, more like the only one that is trying to do something in italy...

I just care if the shop is nice. If the shop is nice whatever pizza they specialize in will be nice too.

>>13499660
Take the fasting pill you pussy keto-er.

Am I the only one that eats cheese pizza now and only cheese pizza? Something clicked in my head.

>>13512295
Should one of my cheese pizzas have bbq sauce?

>>13496956
I'm all in, pizza is made of 3 ingredients.
Dough, cheese and tomato. Those 3 ingredients must be from the best quality possible and cooked in a wood fire oven.
I respect Neapolitan pizza for those things but they get super autistic with fucking pizza.
>Noooo you can't use toppings
>Noooo you can only use 00 original italian flour
>Noooo you must use fior di latte cheese, you can't use other cheese

One thing I don't like about Neapolitan pizza is the dough consistency, I like a firm pizza dough.

>>13500333
That cheese looks disgusting.

>>13499484
Wow fire their cook, they just threw a pile of pepperoni on each slice after cutting it or??

>>13515296
>no olive oil
>no oregano, basil, seasoning
>dough is an ingredient
wow you are fucking stupid

>>13515081
No. The staple of pizza snobs is plain cheese, occasionally with some basil. It's the low medium high iq meme.

>>13495703
Even in that very picture, right is better than the garbage trash heap on the left.