/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13486484
reddit

>>13488171
Reddit is great. Just because you are a social outcast, that doesn't mean you need to hate things normal people like just to fit in with social outcasts. Lmao, have your own opinion.

>>13488171
Reddit is trash. Just because you are an obnoxious snob, that doesn't mean you need to advertise bullshit that morons enjoy just to fit in with the rest of the mindless scumbags. Lmao, have your own opinion.

>>13486484
>Jewtube e-celeb thread

>>13488533
not that poster, but if you think *eddit is great then please take your business there. the flanderization of chan culture is propagated largely in part to cross-site posters and I really don't like it.

I want to go back to 2009 4chan. you can help me do that. by going back to *eddit and never returning here again. please and thank you.

>>13488533
Reddit isn't great you buffoon. It's an echo chamber of the same boring, milktoast shit because that's the only content that doesn't get downvoted to death by the man children who use that website, or removed by power tipping mods because it conflicts with their narrow minded world view. Go back there and stay there you brain-dead mongoloid.

>>13486484
Bing bing wahoo! I love e-celebs!

>>13488669
>milktoast
Lmao. everyone laugh at the dyslexic

>>13486484
Did they eat French onion soup on Adventure Time or something? What's the gay cartoon tie-in here?

>>13488751
Whoops

>>13488533
reminder

>>13488751
>>13488533
>>13488539
>>13488623
>>13488669
second reminder

>>13486484
i have 40k karma on reddit, been there since 2015. i can safely say that the place is good for leftist memes and not much else.

>>13486484
Why do people put bread and cheese on this soup? I find it unnecessary.

>>13488992
Because they're American and won't eat anything that isn't loaded with fat and carbs

>>13488971
im glad they've found love together

>>13489275
tradwife realized that she was just fulfilling a role for the nordic gamer, he was not truly interested in her.

>>13489277
>>13489275
>>13488971
cringe. this is why we need forced monogamy

Those onions were not caramelised enough for French onion soup. They should be a dark brown minimum.

>>13489354
be gay.
do crime.
kill cops.

>>13489354
incel spotted

>>13486484
>No red wine
Terrible Reddit recipe.
>Soy sauce
Now I'm mad

>>13489371
>didn't even watch the video
he used red wine you blind faggot

>>13489355
They need to be burnt. Maybe that's too drastic for the Soybish audience though.

>>13489395
>They need to be burnt. Maybe that's too drastic for the Soybish audience though.

>basics
>fuckhueg cooking process with like 20 different ingredients
why does anyone even pretend they have the time and willpower to do this?

>>13488971
>>13489364

>>13489402
You need:
A mountain of Onions
Bread
Cheese
Butter

Everything else on top is reddit and cringe.

>>13486484
more like reddit soy soup amirite

>>13489406
but what about the soup base nigger

>>13489390
It's not really red wine though.
>>13489355
True but that's up to taste
>>13489395
No.
>>13489406
Red wine is NOT optional.

>>13489404
trans rights are human rights.

>trans rights are human rights.

>>13489395
Uh no. Burning is easier and takes less effort than properly caramelizing

>>13489425
It is though. But then trans rights is retarded because they already have human rights. SJW need to be shot.

>>13488669
Exact description of 4chan apart from the downvoting.

>>13489417
I didn't engenieered to make my enemies join the 40% suicide rate caste. But whoever did it, all my respect, kek.

time to save this cringe fest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzPKV26KTEs

>>13489437
Throw all SJWs and /pol/dditors into a pit, let them fight for a bit for the entertainment of people who have brains and then just drop a few nukes in the pit to finish them off.

>>13489417
And btw, Stalin high likely would have help raising your suicide rate.

>>13486484
He can actually cook and gives useful advice, so he's really more appropriate for Reddit than /ck/.

>He can actually cook and gives useful advice, so he's really more appropriate for Reddit than /ck/.

>>13489452
its not hard to give cooking tips for people that have unlimited free time. yes just pat dry the chicken with paper towels and refrigerate then repeat 20 times over the course of 40 hours until it is folded like glorious nippon steel and will crisp in the oven.
nigga get the fuck out of here no one does any of this shit except for housewives which im certain no one here is, everyone just watches his videos for the food porn and is like "yeah that's pretty cool" or they actually delude themselves into thinking they'll make it one day. None of his videos give practical tips on things like heat and knife work and actually useful shit like every other cooking personality on the planet does.

he can make videos, but he cant cook. try julia childs recipe and dont skimp on the cognac.

today I will remind them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc-_KXfHcXQ

honestly, i stopped watching him after he started shoving his girlfriend and personal life in my face.

>>13489444
>engenieered

>>13489488
>slice the potatoes
>wash the potatoes multiple times
>dry the potatoes
>fry the potatoes
>freeze the potatoes
>fry the potatoes again
>spend like 8 hours making french fries for a dish that costs like 10 bucks max for the good shit

>>13489501
>40%

>>13489365
It is better to be an incel than a SLUT

kill leftists

>>13489555
bro, some of us leftists are literally nazis, we've seen some shit, we just know that "the oligarchs" and "the jews" are one and the same

kill leftists

>>13488577
ironic that you also posted an eceleb image

>>13488848
>phoneposting
Fuck off R_____

>>13489410
>Soup base
>French Onion Soup
Are you fucking retarded? Caramelized Onions and water/stock, the sugars from the onion will thicken the soup as it simmers.

>>13489952
Sugar is a thickening agent?

>>13489959
Yes retard. Why do you think honey and syrup are thick ?

>>13488765
it's a separate series where he just teaches basic stuff like how to cut an onion or make bread

>>13486484
>French Onion Soup

*Freedom Onion Soup, please.

just cook onions in beef broth you bought at the store homie LMAO that's all there is to it!!!

top 3 worst "recipe" I've ever seen
how is this guy producing cooking content if that's the best he's got?

>>13490003
Because honey and syrup are 80% sugar moron - you need an actual thickening agent if you don't just want onion slop

>>13490075
>he doesn't realize sugar thickens when heated

>>13490090
yes when i heat honey it becomes a solid
????????????? what are you talking about

>>13486484

>>13490075
>>13490097
>What is caramel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnKk2VTXlCM

>>13491331
When I watch this dude's videos I realize french cuisine was really meant for the royalty an no one else. Most of the dishes imply that you've been coocking for 1 full day to make the dish.

>>13491393
Wives were home all day and even middle class incomes could afford servants because human labor was priced cheaply.

>>13489484
Her and pepin do a large batch one, looks pretty good. They use half the crouton to thicken the soup while baking, and then serve up the gooey soup with more on top.