/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13480964
>chuck
and fuck

>>13480964
It doesn't have booksmarts but it has feelmarts. Only a dog will perceive your emotions more keenly than a horse.

>>13481010
lol what kind of faggotry is this

>>13480964
it's not really bread for eatin. but I wouldn't care if we did. I don't have a problem with it.

>>13480964
so is op

>>13481005
steed

>>13480964
the vast expanses of unoccupied territory formed an inseparable bond between the mutt and the horse

>>13481010
t. Never hung out with dolphins or octopi

>It doesn't have booksmarts but it has feelmarts. Only a dog will perceive your emotions more keenly than a horse.

Because if they ate stupid animals their country would succumb to cannibalism.

>>13481094
you'd be the first to go then?

>>13480964
cultural norms, historically speaking your horse was your car and your house and so many other things so you had to be pretty fucking starving and poor and desperate to eat your own car. Also obviously the whole cowboy culture where probably like 40% of guys would at least try to have sex with a female horse I'm assuming.

Ironically, lobster was also seen as the disgusting sea water bug that it is and for the longest time it was also considered poor people food.

>>13481206
>culturally speaking not okay to eat dog
>culturally speaking not okay to eat horse

>but its okay to eat the cow (oxen) which plowed the fields and drove the water wheel for the crops and turned the grinding stone for the flour

never made any sense

>>13481005
>Sneed posting on /ck/

Why you absolute faggot?

>>13481222
Large scale livestock rearing didn't start until after the industrial revolution, dipshit.

>>13481225
Seething chuckold

>>13481225
/ck/ and /tv/ have a gigantic overlap, and always have.

>>13481231
>Large scale livestock rearing
>didn't start until after the industrial revolution

>what are shepherds in biblical times

i didnt know they only kept like 5 goats each. my bad!

>>13481222
>never made any sense
That's culture in a nutshell.

Horseburgers are yummy

>>13481241
if you think ancient pastoral life was anything close to what would be considered "large scale" by even the standards of the 19th century, then this isn't a conversation worth my time.

>>13481073
kek

>>13481262
>oh no no no that was not what i meant, actually--
>not large scale

wow I didnt know there was only like 20 shepherds in the whole of Babylon. My bad!

retard

in any case none of that matters, it doesnt make sense not to eat horse but eat cow

>>13481275
Fuck, we ate all the horses, now we have to ride cows into battle!!!!

>>13481222
If you're gonna go as far back as the middle ages or whatever, oxen were eaten but they were more precious as a work animal so they'd work until they dropped and then they were eaten not by the lowly peasants who worked the lands but by the landowners.

With dogs, historically they were always hunting animals or guard dogs so they would help you get food or protect your food. Cats would keep mice away.

The horse taboo is really unique to America because you can find traditional horse meat dishes from Spain to Mongolia and everywhere else. Mongolia's national drink is fermented female horse milk. All those other countries got over that "honeymoon phase" of working with and living with horses, America didn't.

>>13481287
In what year do you live?

>>13481275
their diet was like 80% grain, and entire empires consisted of like 300,000 people back then. you know nothing.

>>13481307
>splitting hairs about numbers instead of answering why cows are eaten

you are useless. You probably think you are very smart at parties while people laugh behind your back.

>>13481302
Every thing outside of America is a literal wasteland filled with soulless scum that wishes they were human (american) so that explains it

>>13481302
The average American has a much greater capacity for empathy than the average Eurasian, but we also have a much higher incidence of cognitive dissonance and compartmentalization. It's what makes us great.

>>13481307
not him but "large scale" is all relative.

>>13481313
Your brain lacks the plasticity and neuronal connections to put all of this information together. You are truly retarded.

>>13481314
>imagine believing this

>>13481317
Shepherding was only ever important in the mountains, and no great society ever formed in the mountains.

>>13481314
>>13481315
I wasn't even trying to turn this into a penis-waving contest, I was just explaining the historical reasons for why horse meat isn't a thing in the USA. You guys can go ahead and put it back in your khaki shorts.

>>13481324
Prove me wrong.

>>13481327
Didn't read; I only read posts made by humans (Americans)

Third worlders cease your responses to me

>>13481318
>even more bombastic words to fluff himself up

thanks for confirming my previous post

kek

>>13481335
>bombastic
lmao you don't even know what that means.

>>13481334
t. 56% mutt

projection is real

>>13481344
Look everyone! The animal is trying to talk!

>>13481330
You poison your own people for what you call unrestricted capitalism. You don't have universal healthcare, you don't even have any animal protection laws. I could go on.
Try it American, it's delicious.

>>13481339
do you?


bombastic
/bɒmˈbastJk/

adjective
high-sounding but with little meaning; inflated.

>>13481353
Yes, we do all of that because of the compartmentalization/cognitive dissonance. In our day to day lives, we're not plagued by the callous indifference that haunts the Old World.

>>13480964
Americans had a close relationship to the horse as a partner in exploiting a continent. It was often named, and resulted in a hanging offense if it was stolen, highly valuable. Even native americans valued the horse so highly it would be under dire straits of famine only when they would eat it. Frankly, it's only the most barbarous countries that would consider eating horse. I'm looking at you, pathological europeans.

>>13481315
No. As a matter of fact, America is a "literal wasteland". See: Utah, Nevada, etc.
And as a matter of fact, America is filled with "soulless scum". See: the highest prison population in the world.
You'll probably cope and say it is normal to go to prison. Go ahead and ridicule yourself by saying that.

>>13481358
Where is the proof American, you're talking out of your ass.

>>13481367
Look! The beast is trying to speak!
>>13481369

>>13481360
Like I said, probably 40% of cowboys try to have sex with a horse at one point and I'm being generous with that approximation

>>13481372
>no argument
>ad hominem
I accept your surrender

>>13481354
Plasticity and neuronal connections are what give someone the ability to reason and understand. Anyone possessing a normal amount of those qualities can understand how the lack of large scale animal farming before the industrial revolution would lead to differing attitudes towards the horse and the cow in America. But you don't, so you can't.

>>13481376
>GRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK

calm down boy!

>>13481369
The proof is evident if you spend any amount of time in America. People are very kind and generous across the board when interacting with others in person, except for a lot of niggers, Italians, and the Irish.

>>13481377
>IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT OTHER ANIMALS WERE VALUABLE BUT MUH HORSE SEX
Eat the horse you weanie.

>>13481377
>in america
>thinking anyone would care -this much- about the nation full of people who shit themselves at walmart

my original comment wasnt even asking americans, it was just asking westerners in general. insecure much?

>>13481383
>proof
>subjective experience
That's not proof, you're talking like a liberal, muh feefees

>>13481389
Europeans eat horse meat.

>>13481302
I'm pretty sure we sell horses to Canada for slaughter but can't slaughter and sell them within the US. The government probably gets some nice tax money off that while appearing to have done some great service to environmentalists and progressivism.

>>13481392
You can't quantify empathy, but as a non-American you don't understand that.

>>13481394
And it's delicious.

>>13481403
That's not true, and you know it.

>>13481383
>People are very kind and generous across the board when interacting with others in person
except when alt-rights and incels are plowing their cars through crowds of people sure it's all pleases and thank yous

>>13481005

Based

>>13481399
I find it funny how you admit you can't prove me wrong and then make yourself the "winner".
Still waiting for that proof. You're just talking out of your ass.

>>13481410
those are small groups of fringe retards

>>13481407
bison > horse > chicken > beef > pork

>>13481407
Then why else would I eat it? It's more expensive than beef. Want to know how it tastes? Can you stomach it?

>>13481414
How do you prove something like that? It's impossible. You have autism.

>>13481410
>""""""""""people""""""

>>13481418
and they're as American as apple pie. small groups of fringe retards are the most powerful kinds of groups

>>13481424
I know how it tastes. How many times have you eaten it? I'm guessing none and you're RPing.
>>13481423
Horse tastes like dirt and has the texture of a tattered cloth.

>>13481425
Then your statement cannot be taken seriously. It's as simple as that.

>>13481427
oh there's that American empathy at work that anon was talking about

>>13481429
They also are not the norm, and not indicative of how everyone else behaves in public.

>>13481435
>Americans are nicer than Europeans
Anyone who ever interacted with both for over 5 minutes can tell you that. It's not a controversial statement.

>>13481434
sorry I don't know what you're talking about I didn't grow up eating dirt and cloths because we spent all of our grocery budget on private health care so I don't know what those taste or feel like

would you get those with food stamps or what

>>13481436
so why arent you empathetic towards maga people

>>13481450
I didn't say anything about them

>>13481446
>he never tasted dirt
did you never once played outside as a kid? never fell down chasing a ball? also, you don't need to eat something to know it's texture, dipshit. you have nerve endings in other parts of your bodies beside your mouth.

>>13481445
>more talking out of ass

>>13481459
but you are not joining them in running over vermin and trash

>>13481466
t. neet shutin

>>13481460
Don't be mean to the American, eating glue is more popular over there.

>>13481480
>he has no proof
>he keeps trying
>REEEE EUROS WERE MEAN TO ME
Pathetic

>>13481481
I'm American, dummy.

>>13481488
>autistic eurostain thinks you can "prove" how nice a population is to someone who has never interacted with them in person
absolutely disgraceful

>>13481495
>knows he can't prove shit
>still tries to use it in an argument
>wonders why people call him retarded

Cant wait for WWIII to start and for Iran to nuke the USA.

>>13481504
>discounts ubiquitous personal experiences because he has no experiences of his own
sad

>>13481392
Literally everything is a subjective experience. Objectivity doesn't exist.

>>13481523
>personal experience is fact
Do Americans really?

>>13481538
It's called statistics and research. Measurment units and all that good stuff.

>>13481539
If personal experience wasn't accepted as fact, eyewitness testimony wouldn't be allowed in court.

>>13481548
Subjective

>>13481554
>grasping at straws
You realize you need some kind of proof right? I mean you should know this, remember the impeachment? Eyewitnesses ain't shit.

>>13481548
The person recording the data has to subjectively experience it.

>>13481561
>measurment units
>subjective
Sub 90 American IQ

>>13481566
>eyewitnesses ain't shit
If multiple witnesses identify a perpetrator, he's going to prison.

>>13481568
What's the measurement unit for empathy?

>>13481222
oxen wasn't always eaten though. Many times it was buried because the animal was old and tough and disgusting.

>>13481567
No, that's what the data is for. The researcher collects it. If the researcher is biased then the statistics aren't facts.

>>13481568
>if you don't believe in objectivity you're an idiot
That's an opinion which is, you guessed it, subjective. Keep trying.

>>13481569
But Trump isn't in prison even tho multiple people claim he should be.

>>13481569
>still believing in this farce when even the mainstream meteor has moved on to other things

>>13481574
>he doesn't know what measurment units are
Holy shit, Americans are so fucking stupid.

>>13481580
Wrong, objective truth has facts behind it. You don't. Check mate

>>13481374
Nah, american cowboys don't need horses to get their rocks off.

>>13481596
>objective truth has facts behind it
>You don't
Both opinions, both subjective. Try again.

>>13481579
No human is without bias.
>>13481585
>>13481582
I'm not talking about Trump, you retards.

>>13481608
>he is too retarded to understand simple words
Pity

>>13481614
We got an example of eyewitnesses not being shit. Keep crying, you got destroyed.

>>13481616
>he is too retarded to understand simple words
opinion
subjective

>>13481623
So you're saying that people aren't regularly convicted based off of eyewitness testimony in a regular court of law? That's the position you're taking?

>>13481625
Not according to you. I've seen plenty of Americans being 80IQ mongrels, thus by your standards I'm right and you're a 80IQ mongrel.

>>13481325
The Inca you absolute mong

>>13481634
Seen? Where? When have you interacted with Americans in person?

>>13481628
And the best part, after 30 years the witness goes and says they lied. LMAO you keep getting owned, how will you possibly recover? Witnesses ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

>>13481644
>some people lie so that means everyone lies
autism

>>13481639
I'm interacting with you right now. Indeed my experience says Americans are retards. Thus it is fact.

>>13481652
>he thinks online interactions are real life
kek, neet shutin confirmed

>>13481634
One of the defining traits of autism is the inability to see beyond their own narrow perspective. They, more often than not, adamantly believe that their opinions are facts. This could be your problem. I suggest seeing a psychologist.

>>13481656
So you're saying you were only pretending to be retarded?

>>13481648
According to you everyone lies because objective truth doesn't exist.

>>13481669
I'm saying you're paralyzed with fear when someone knocks on the door to your bedroom.

>>13481658
Why are you describing yourself?

>>13481675
>he thinks anything that isn't an objective truth is a lie
pure, unbridled autism

>>13480964
companion animal like dogs. you don't eat dogs, r-right?
stupid chink

>>13481678
>projecting
OH NO NO NOOOOOO

>>13481684
>no u
oof, that's gunna be a big ole yikes from me, familam

>>13481691
>conflates the internet with real life
>not a social retard
pick one

>>13481687
Subjective truth is indeed a lie because only you believe you're speaking the truth. Everyone is a liar.

>>13481704
Black and white thinking is another major indicator of being on the autistic spectrum.

>>13481694
>oof
>yikes
Back to plebbit

>>13481635
>Inca
>great society
kek

>>13481711
>autist doesn't understand irony
strike three, you're out

>>13481695
So you were not pretending? You really are retarded? Experience keeps piling up.

Both of you faggots arguing about nothing are retards

>>13480964
Because an horse is an athlete. /sp/ already proved it.

>>13481708
It's not the truth. We're all liars. Another win for me. Heh, not doing too good there. I stopped couting at 5 wins against you.

>>13481718
>pretending
OH NO NO NO plebbitor btfo

>>13481711
I just want to make sure you're aware that everyone is laughing at you.

>>13481727
okay autismo

>>13481711
Ok this is getting embarrassing. Feel free to stop while you're behind.

>>13481731
>no u

>>13481730
okay autismo

>>13481732
Ok plebbit

>>13481740
>he wants to surrender
Anytime you feel like it, plebbit

>>13481747
>>13481752
sad

>>13481730
>>13481732
>>13481743
>>13481747
>>13481742
>>13481752
Ah, the old "I'm losing the argument so I'm just going to start shitposting and pretend that was the plan all along" trick. A classic.

>>13481743
Ok plebbit

>>13481755
>no u
Ok plebbit

>>13481757
>no u
>he can't win a single argument
Hehehe

>>13480964
I truly don't understand the point of eating animals that haven't been explicitly bred for their meat

If it's hunting wild game, sure, there's lots of tasty stuff we haven't domesticated out there
But if it's just an animal we breed, but breed for other things, then it kinda seems like a waste
It's probably more of a waste to just bury the horse, but I wouldn't go out of my way to eat a horse I didn't raise myself

Someone else can eat it

>>13481768
The horse meat you buy in the store was specifically bred for consumption.

>>13480964
Because they sympathize with it

>>13481772
if dog meat was specifically bred for consumption would you eat it?

Horses are for fucking not eating.

>>13480964
I want to but it's relatively hard to find horse meat

>>13481252
This
hothorse.si

>>13482006
Oops
hot-horse.si

>>13481997
They sell it at Aldi in my country from time to time. Then again, we're one of the biggest consumers of horse meat. The best is what's basically house jerky. It's very finely shredded, like Chinese pork floss, but not /quite/ do fine as that. We use it as a condiment.
Anyway, when Aldi has it, it's usually mince or, occasionally, contrafilet.

>>13481867
Yes.

>>13482080
>>13481997
Looks like they have it currently, but it's the thin slices.

>>13482080
>Yes.
kill you are self chang

>>13481992

>>13481222
keep away from the doggos chang

>>13480964
Emotional/psychological issues aside, is horse meat any good? Or maybe it's not cost-effective? Maybe there's a reason it's not widely eaten.

>>13481353
>you don't even have any animal protection laws.
Yes we do. Doesn't apply to the boomers who own factory farms and re-populated the country with spics. But we have them.

because it was english law that made eating horse illegal, and after america became independent the law stuck around
had france beaten them during colonization people would be eating horse just like in french canada

>>13481010
Are you saying cows don't have feelsmarts? Have you ever looked into a cow's enormous, beautiful, teary, sparkly brown eyes and felt like it really loved you? Well? HAVE YOU?

>>13481236
>sucking sneedold

>>13481081
When the last time you walked your octopus faggot? Shut up.

Americans just want to fuck their horses, not eat them.

>>13481314
>The average American has a much greater capacity for empathy
this is what mutts actually believe in
l m a o

>>13481081
I was knocked off my surfboard by a dolphin when I was 9. Fucking cunts they are.

>>13482792
This morning nigger

>>13481302
Not true, poor people in the countryside have always eaten any kind of animal they could lay their hands on.
Eating stray dogs and cats was also common in Europe before those meats were banned from consuption.
That doesn't stop farmers from making delicious cat soup, tho.

>>13482869
t. coping shitty surfer

>>13482869
>Dolphins hate surfers.
Fucking based.

>>13480964
I tried to cook horse for my grandparents once as a meme, it tastes like shit if you don't know what you're doing.
It's pretty good on pizza though, IIRC

>>13480964
Eat a horse? No, but...

>>13482873
Eating cat is still a thing in Switzerland despite them very much not being poor

>>13483195
Redpill me on cat meat. Is it good?

>>13483180
You fool.

>>13483211
No animal that hasn't specifically been raised as livestock for millennia tastes good.

>>13481302
>fermented female horse milk

As opposed to male horse milk?

horses are for war not eating

>>13480964
I ate dog in Korea. It was terrible - and I was drunk.

>>13481005
Why is pepes left hand on his right arm

>>13481073

>>13483195
Yeah i'm sure it's the farmers eating that shit, not high ranking bank executives.

>>13482641
>Have you ever looked into a cow's enormous, beautiful, teary, sparkly brown eyes
Yes.
>and felt like it really loved you?
No.

>>13481314
>>13481302
>anglos
>empathy
Pick one. Anglos and ((())) are the leading innovators in new and creative ways to increase human misery.

>>13481081
Bottlenose dolphins gang rape females repeatedly

>>13481073
lolol

>>13483852
You'd make me miserable just talking to me.

>>13480964
Because of the Beef Trade Monopoly. Read about the beef herder/lamb shepard wars to find out why beef is the most popular meat today.

>>13483966
When I clicked on this thread I didn't expect to find two autists having an autistic fight, both saying the other one is shitposting when in reality they are both right about that.

>>13481073
only time I've ever laughed at any iteration of this forced, shit meme

>>13483998
>When I clicked on this thread I didn't expect to find two autists having an autistic fight
welcome newfriend

>>13483385
you can't ferment male horse milk, it doesn't have fructose in it.

>>13480964
Stupid shouldn't be any sort of standard for eating an animal.

Deliciousnes should be.

>>13483857
I'm not a girl though

>>13482155
>NOOOOOO U CAN'T EAT THE PONER, NOT THE LITTLE STEEDY BOI, NOT MY HORSY WORSY NOOOOOOOOO
I'm going to get myself a horse burger right now, I wasn't going to, but I feel like it'll taste extra delicious right now.

>>13481073
based

>>13480964
Fuck off