/ck/ - Food & Cooking

are you happy now?

>>13472425
What have you done

holy based

>>13472425
You're a fag, you can't eat it after 8.

>>13472425
Your clock is wrong.

>>13472936
no

You will regret this

>>13472425
Social score points decreased

>>13472425
Are you trying to get arrested?

>>13472425
the aliasing makes this look like a video game, reminds me of that burger simulation with Gordon Ramsey

>>13472425
>white
Disgusting

>>13472425
Dude you're not supposed to do that.

HOW DARE YOU

>mom comes to visit
>not my idea
>asks for a cup of tea
>I get a teabag and put it in a mug
>then I run the sink's hot tap a bit
>my tap's pretty hot, I deem it sufficient enough to make tea
>mom irrationally tells me I have to boil the water first
>I tell her if she can keep her finger in the cup of tea for more than five seconds, I'll boil it
>she doesn't even try, she dumps it out and tells me to make it again

fucking women

>>13475230
I'd have done the same thing.

>>13475230
thats just gross anon.

>>13475230
You don't make tea from tap water you sick fuck

>>13475230
Nice try, municipal water shill

>>13475230
She should have swallowed you instead. That's just lazy.

>>13475230
you should teabag your mom that'll show her

>>13475230
You actually need the water boiling to make tea.

>>13472425
put me in the cap

>>13472425
HIGHLY illegal, you son of a bitch

>>13472425
do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>>13472425
What the fuck

>>13472425
absolutely radical

>>13475448
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>>13475307
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>>13475244

hot water is hot water how it got hot doesn't matter

>>13472425
NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT

>>13475230
based mom

explain the image to me

>>13477957
hot water from the tap carries more impurities

>>13477957
>>13475230
your mother should disown you

>>13472425
More like, fuck you, bro.

>>13475230
your hot water is for cleaning, not for consuming. your hotwater heater can have not so nice sediment in it. if you want to be a lazy fuck you can use cold water (preferably ran for at least 6 seconds) then microwave it in a cup for about 60 seconds. Tada! Hot, clean sediment free water (assuming you don't have a shit old house/neighborhood with rusty pipes that gives the occasional orange water; dont want to drink that.)

>>13475307
>>13477957
boiling water sanitizes it. boiled tap water in your clean pots/dishes is fine, boiled water from your hotwater heater is not (for consumption). one gets cleaned daily, the other never does and builds up sediment at the bottom.

>>13472425

>>13477957
So I can use my toilet water or sewer water as long as it's hot then?

>>13475230
>>13477957
Based mum for having the common sense that her faggot son lacks.

>>13477957
First of all running water until it gets scalding hot is a sin against God and a waste of water so jot that down
Second, when was the last time you changed out your sacrificial anode? Hot tap water is simply dirtier than cold and will impart off flavors to your brews.
Third of all, how hot is that water, actually? Have you measured it? Is it consistent? You're just plain not getting proper extraction from your tea.

>>13475230
What subhuman faggot nationality are you that doesn't boil the fuck out of the water before even considering putting it near a teabag?

>>13478802
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>>13481508

if I didn't tell you the water was from the tap, you couldn't even tell by taste alone.

this is all in your head.

>>13482173
you dumb nigger

>>13482173
I can literally tell which tap in my house the water is from by taste alone.

>>13482173
retard
more importantly it’s not hot enough to steep the tea, you have to actually boil it

>>13479440
I am not easily repulsed, but holy fuck that makes me nauseous.

>>13482173
I've done it before but it's definitely not as hot as it would be if you boiled it. There's a slight difference in how the tea dissolves in

>>13482288
U in flint nigga?

>>13479440
What might this be dear anon

>>13482340
filename.

>>13482320
green tea brews at 185 not 212. learn to brew you bitter mongo

>>13482376
OP never said green tea you chink faggot.

>>13472425

>>13477957
Your hot water tank can’t get water hot enough to make tea. You need boiling water, not hot. If you aren’t afraid to dip your hand in it for a second, it’s not hot enough.

>>13475230
>asks for a cup of tea

Seriously?
Your own mother had to ask for a cup of tea?
You've no manners either......

>>13472425
FBI here.

>>13482173
Do you ever clean your hot water tank?
Its full of shit and rust.
Dont drink water from the hot water tank.

>>13482903
>Not flushing your heater once a year
Why?

>>13482835
I didn't even want her here.

>>13475230
kys retard

>>13472936
This

>not 7:59

I don’t get it, what has op done

>>13483303
ate some chocolate that's supposed to be consumed after eight, but he ate it before 8

>>13482928
To extent the life of the water heater and prevent major leak.

>>13482376
Doesn't matter. Your tap doesn't run at 185.

>>13475230
Shame on you anon, shame on you

>>13482327
it's just calcium and magnesium and trace other minerals.

>>13475230
Fucking retard, do you not know the water has to be boiled?

>>13479440
Lots of good minerals for healthy growing boys~!

>>13479440
why is there bread in it

>>13482173
Don't worry man, the whole "reeee hot tap water is unsanitary" is an ancient meme from back when pipes were made of lead. It's 100% safe nowadays, I cook with hot tap water all the time. I doubt it would be hot enough for tea though

>>13475230
You really thought we were going to defend you, didn't you? You only made yourself look like even more of a retard by posting this.

>>13482340
Calcium and other assorted minerals built up over time in a hot water tank. Presumably the people who owned this lived in an area with very hard water and let the minerals build up.

>>13472425
based

>>13482173
Successful troll is successful.

>>13475230
>>>/diy/
how you doin?

>>13478817
And bottled water contains bpa. Fuck you nigger.

>>13475230
the fuck

>>13475230
She's right, retard. Go suck a fucking cock