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13473659 No.13473659[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

will i be okay?

>> No.13473664

Yes

>> No.13473673

>i just swallowed the best part of a banana. will I be okay?
Yes.

>> No.13473676

>>13473664
>>13473673
what are the possible side effects ? will i get diarrhea

>> No.13473678

>>13473676
You might turn into a banana.

>> No.13473681

[The black part of a banana contains baniomidamine, a dangerous neurotoxin. Make peace with your banana based God]

>> No.13473690

>>13473659
Nigga, I hope you told your grandma you love her.

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13473699

>>13473690
>>13473681
u kidding right

>> No.13473700

That's where the parasite eggs are.

>> No.13473704
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13473704

>>13473659
it will grow banana mycelium in your digestive tract and when it ready to fruit it will burst a banana tree through abdomen, you will...painfully. But its the price we must pay for our love of bananas, you're part of the cycle now anon... be proud.

>> No.13473731

>>13473659
My nigga it’s over

>> No.13473745

>>13473659
Anon, that is like eating a green potato chip

You're fucked

>> No.13473747

>>13473699
F

>> No.13473749

no u gonna die

>> No.13473763

>>13473659
no.. you will die

to counteract the poison you have to shove 1 large banana (with skin on) 3/4 up your anus and turn around in a circle 3 times clockwise while squatting and chanting "om mali hom"

>> No.13473781

>>13473763
Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan

>> No.13473789
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13473789

>>13473781
go the fuck back to plebbit you faggot

>> No.13473797

>>13473781
LOL (laugh out loud)

>> No.13473803

>>13473664
>>13473673
>t. bananoids
Time for you to split, kid.

>> No.13473954

>>13473797
thank for explaining what you meant i would have never understood otherwise

>> No.13474016
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13474016

>>13473781
>>13473954
Fuck off

>> No.13474262

>tfw we have a banana tree at work but the goddamn groundhogs got past the defenses and ate them a couple weeks before they were ripe enough
I am angry to this day

>> No.13474636

>>13473659
You just swallowed the black part of a banana, what do you think?

>> No.13474643

>>13474016
>not understanding sarcasm

>> No.13474647

>>13473803
What does a bananoid look like?