/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i wish he still wore his stroke arm strap belt

>>13466186
Why does /ck/ think this guy is so good? In France he wouldn't even be considered a good home cook.

>>13466212
no joke in america he would be considered pretty good

>>13466212
It's ironic. He's a meme because he's so fucking awful at cooking, yet keeps making cooking videos.

>>13466212

they like hm because he almost killed his son by choking him to death and his ex-wife used to beat him.

>>13466212
Don't think anyone thinks he's good. Quite the opposite actually

>>13466186
>Jack Salmonella Fella Scalfani

>>13466214
I don't know how he's still alive. He's had 2 strokes and diabetes and now he has one working arm. Yet he still eats nothing but burgers and bbq

>>13466186
This guy cut his hand that was holding the knife. How is he still alive?

>>13466244
That’s what dumb fat people do. They eat themselves to death.

Hey that's the guy who created the world's best bbq sauce

Which video has Jack trying to fry eggs on a copper sheet?

>>13466361

i don't know but i want to know

>>13466361
LOL that one's great. He doesn't oil the sheets so everything sticks to them and his eggs fall into the grill because it wasn't level. Then he complains that the sheets didn't leave grill marks on the meat

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>>13466378
Shit I found it
Fucking gold lmao
https://youtu.be/zdE8yh0d1_0

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>>13466394
Now that's some timing.

>>13466398
Ja/ck/offs rise up!

>>13466393
Back when he had two functioning arms

>>13466350
This is pathetic. I'm got a lot of empathy for human and animal alike but something about Jack makes it difficult and I don't know why.

>>13466350
That’s hilarious! Look at his arm hahahahaha what a faggot.

>>13466522

there is literally no context that makes this reasonable

>>13466509
Because he's a terrible human being

>>13466600
Classic Jack. Never reads the instructions--->uses the product wrong--->gives it a bad review

Isn't he in a wheelchair now

>>13466186
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>>13466410
I just knew him as the raw chicken/jello casserole/don't know how to use cooking products guy and also that he used to like beat the shit out of his kids for jesus or something but holy shit he actually have so big of a stroke to make his arm immobile?

Boogie is next.

>>13466186
go ahead and make one if you want

>>13466542
me about to have sex

>>13467172
Yeah, in one of his videos he said it’s getting better but it’s not true, he can’t still hold shit.

>>13466186
>have a stroke that doesn't cause noticeable brain damage because not much brain matter to destroy
>have second stroke and lose function n arm
>hmm, time to go keto against all MD recommendations and eat mostly fat
We should take odds on how soon his next stroke will hit.

>>13466186
How is he still alive?

>>13467303
Yeah he sure stuck to that keto diet

>>13466408
What was he trying to accomplish?

>>13466393
>find the video
>it starts off with him using a minion's fart gun repeatedly in the opening

God, he just gets worse every time I see him. Also I can't find my webm of him mixing the fly into some eggs. Can somebody post it so I can re-save?

>>13466350
why even bother continue?

>>13467303
>hmm, time to go (part)keto against all MD recommendations and eat mostly fat

Fix'd for you. Just wanted to remind you how absolutely fucking retarded Jack is.

>>13467586
yeah dude just CHUCK it in haha dont worry about fucking hot grease splattering everywhere haha

>>13467138
Yes. Something about a tendon

>>13467647
sucks when all your caring knives are so dull and there's nothing you can do about that so you just bust out a military grade machete

Reviewbrah is closer to being /ck/'s god than this useless fat fuck

>>13467419
Trying to cure pink eye

>>13467807
oh yeah his eye seemed quite irritated, but I figured it was because he had done a vodka shot through his eyeball, didn't think it was an attempt at reducing irritation.

>>13466408
>going from the infected eye to the healthy one

please someone tell me that he got pink eye in his other eye as well after that

>>13466350
>Jack has gotten so fat his rings don't even fit anymore

>>13467633
Oh yeah he claims he "leans" keto. Whatever the fuck that means

>>13467633
>B-but the food is for my bible study

i used to like making fun of him but now i just feel bad

What age is he?

favorite ja/ck/s? his 'football finger food' episode is a personal go to of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3V7U5Ctj4
>don't call it a quesadilla, it's a cheese crisp!
>proceeds to make a quesadilla
>literally pours a whole fucking container of store bought salsa onto store bought cream cheese and calls it a 'dip'
>his under cooked chicken wings
bone apple tit!
>>13468515
I used to feel bad but now I just make fun of him, come full circle like I did

>>13468556
party cheese salad
salmonella chicken
bison burger
mississippi mud pie
salad night

>>13468556
McCormick bag and season