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13442628 No.13442628 [Reply] [Original]

Dont step on the floorzza anon

>> No.13442762

>>13442628
>grease in the carpet

To the Gulag with you thirdworlder

>> No.13442869

>>13442628
imagine the smell

>> No.13442901

>>13442628
The amount of floor pizza I've eaten in my life would shock you.

>> No.13442915

>>13442628
I hope you've got ten rolls of paper towels to degrease those things.

>> No.13443149

>>13442915
Ten rolls? That's only enough for the first round of degreasing.

>> No.13443762

>>13443149
>>13442915
you retards know it has grease to help you swallow it more better RIGHT? jesu swept

>> No.13443810

Imagine the smell of your vinegary footsteps after stepping in these

>> No.13443814

>>13442628
The one in the middle looks like the pizzas in vampire the masquerade: bloodlines.

>> No.13443852
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>>13442628
One of my college roommates once dropped a pizza on the ground in our apartment. He picked it back up and I asked if he was really going to eat it. He simply responded
>its just floorpizza bro

>> No.13444623

>>13443814
now that's a post

>> No.13444740
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>> No.13444760

>>13442628
>>13444740
why do amerifats always insist on eating their pizza from the floor?

>> No.13444781
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13444781

I eat my shit off the sidewalk

>> No.13444848 [DELETED] 

>>13444760
I bet you've never even played Bubsy 3D.

>> No.13444927

>your 13th birthday party
>mom orders heaps of pizzas and sets them out on a fold out table
>*ding dong* you let the first guests in, theyre having a good time
>a few more people show up
>you come back to the living room after opening the door for the 5th time and all the 'Za is on the ground

>> No.13444930

>>13444740
JON JAFARI YOU MA FLOORBRO!

>> No.13444938
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13444938

>>13444740
He looks like he smells bad and needs a shave

>> No.13444943

>>13443762
I bet you've never even played Bubsy 3D.

>> No.13444952

>>13443814
Extremely based post

>> No.13445995

>>13444938
well he is armenian