/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13409014
How do you plan to exercise them? Buy them a membership to the gym?

>>13409014
They're free to run around all day and you don't feed them more than a reasonable amount? I doubt you have to worry about them.

>>13409021
Calisthenics and running

Fat equals flavor. Do you gain fat or lose fat when exercising heavily? Do your muscles harden or soften after exercising?

>>13409021
Chasing them and laughing like a retard doing it.

>>13409014
>>/fit/

>>13409154
based

>>13409021
Throw them in a pool and watch them trying to get out.

>>13409021
Getting a cat.

>>13409334
I think a cat would get bored with chickens pretty quickly, maybe a wolf?

You'll have to fuck them after chasing them if you end up catching them. Otherwise they'll eventually stop running from you.

>>13409341
There's a magazine devoted to this...

>>13409341
Give them that kitty love

>>13409354
I meant to fuck the chicken you sick fuck.

>>13409154
Based and henpilled

>>13409371
As long as they're not clawing your balls you can fuck them then eat them, rotisserie style. It's the holiday season, have some fun.

>>13409154
Baste

>>13409154
>>13409583
...and kinda wholesome.

>>13409099
fat carries flavor, fat is not inherently flavorful.

what can't she do? seriously guys

>>13409014
buy them some weights and make them do situps daily. Only then will the meat be good

anon imagine your ripped muscular chickens fighting back as you try to slaughter them

does that sound like something you want to be a part of

>>13410610
Yes.

>>13409099
I've been experimenting with my chickens and basically raising them like Wagyu cattle. They're all in an open air cage where they cant really move and I exclusively feed them a corn and beer slurry and the results have been fantastic so far. Super rich eggs, almost like duck eggs and beautiful roasting birds. Sometimes I play them the OST of various Final Fantasy games on my old bluetooth speakers as well lol.

>>13410617
Did you air fry them heh?

>>13409154
I regularly get high and go catch chickens. Either making chicken sounds or yelling chicken.

>>13409099
You can fatten them up at the end.

>>13409014
These fuckers will eat absolutely anything. And fight over it. But give them bugs and greens and they will be tastier.

>>13409156
kek

>>13409014
hmm

>>13410617
Ignoring the fact that that i actually somewhat inhuman of you (not allowing the chickens to move) that's fucking hilarious but i am still intrigued and would definitely welcome the opportunity to eat a roasted one.

>>13409014
If you want to market them as "free range", you probably have to let them run around.

>>13409014
I used to catch grasshoppers. Big juicy ones at that. I'd give them to my chickens. Then they all got eaten by a bobcat. I had a really tall fence too.. I miss my chickens :(

>>13410617
Is there visually more fat marbling on the meat?

>>13409154
Stress actually reduces the quality of the meat, because of the production of hormones and chemicals it induces.

>>13409014
the meat of working animals is not good, it's hard and tasteless since fat is necessary to catch the flavour.at best you need your chicken to go bear mode, big AND fat.

>>13412972
That's bullshit though. It's just a peta marketing argument, in reality nobody notice jack shit. Long term stress just make some animal skinny but that's it. those hormones have no taste

>>13410617
I shiggy diggy

>>13412980
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6637562/

>>13410709

That's a great mental image lol

>>13412985
>shiggy diggy
time's up old man, this is a zoomer board now

>>13410459
Somehow I read that as fatty carrots have flavor, throw in a chicken boolion cube and you've got a stew.

>>13410730
Next stop is soylent green wafer town, Tuesday's especially.

>>13410617
That's animal cruelty you retard.

>>13414084
>feeding an animal booze and corn while they listen to FF OSTs is animal cruelty
It's a waste of beer imo so he's defs a retard but how is it animal cruelty?

>>13413494
NO

>>13409587
Shut up faggot. Dilate

>>13412972
Still worth it

>>13409332
They don't swim?

>>13414323
They do swim. Ive tossed a chicken in my lake before. The float and kick theyre legs.

>>13414457
Basted.

>>13414323
>>13414457
Check out this oldy time game Chicken Invaders, it's pretty hilarious.

>>13410459
god whatever

>>13413494
>2011+8
>caving to zoomers
ISHYGDDT

>>13409021
>he didn't watch Chicken Run

>>13409021
>>13409154
Hire me, I used to terrorize a cat I had by chasing it.

>>13414710
Keep the shiggy side shiggy and the diggy side diggy, man.

>>13410617
thats pretty much my life what the fuck?

>>13415106
Me too. I know I'm delicious, don't ask how.

>>13409014
Based and moespilled

>>13409021
You tie a string on their legs, and spin them until they sleep.

If you cut the nuts out of a young rooster it gets huge and fat.

>>13414457
While Im blog posting about my life with chickens. I threw up twice outside. The chickens ate all of it.

>>13415280

>>13414084
Go back

>>13409014
It'll make the meat tough you dummy.

>>13410617
you should be raising geese instead

>>13416978
but itll add more cartilage and other tasty connective tissue to make a tasty stew.

>>13411468
Those cats are pretty wiley, they either jumped over the fence or dug underneigh the fence. Those cats looking for a winner winner chicken dinner will stop at nothing, that's why people would have rifles and shotguns to protect their flocks.

>>13417275
I ain't raisin no chickens to make no stew my African American Slang term. It's fried or roast for me.

>>13417307
Is it finger lickin' good?

>>13410617
i thought wagyu was all superior genetics

>>13417316
Hahaha yeah right, from the japs that have to do sneak attacks and still get it wrong. Look up unit 731 for their superior genetics.

>>13417316
It's genetics and rearing. Most cattle are massaged in addition to what the OG Wagyu Chicken dude said he was doing.

>>13417307
BASED

>>13417307
This is a true patriot

>>13417275
cringe
>>13417307
based

>>13409014
The better shape the animal's in the more tough and stringy the meat will be. Let your chicken relax and watch TV with all you can eat feed troughs and delicious sparkling water tubs.

>>13411427
>Ignoring the fact that that i actually somewhat inhuman of you (not allowing the chickens to move)
To be fair this is exactly what most human beings do when given the freedom to decide for themselves.

>>13410459
flavour + fat = more flavor + fat = more flavor. yo daw i herd u liek mudkipz so we put more fat in your flavor so you can flavor while you fat

feed chicken 2 your chickens then they taste like double chicken

>>13417307
FRIED CHICKEN MASTER RACE BITCHES!!!

>>13417863
mine have eaten my chicken and dumplings made of their compatriots. i dropped a bowl and they went W I L D

>>13418391
That could give them Mad Chicken Disease.

Roosters wiith their balls cut off don't move much at all and they're the tastiest fucking chickens you could ever have. Way better than hens or normal roosters. Because they're low T, they don't much move much so they've got a lot of intramuscular fat. The breast tastes like a thigh from a normal bird and the thighs taste fucking amazing.

Basically, try to exercise them as little as possible.

>>13419750
How do you even find the balls on a rooster? It takes specialized training to be able to differentiate the sex of chickens and even those guys fuck up sometimes.

>>13419750
How do you get inside them to cut off them off?

>>13419750
you fucken freak
fucken chopping your chickens cocks off so they taste better you fucking loser monster fuck you

>How do I exercise my chickens?

Sure OP, "exercise".

Weirdo

>>13419871
>projecting this much

Ever notice birds, especially chickens have this look in their eye like they are going to kill you?

>>13420547
You know how I know you're autistic?

>>13421179
>has never been chased up a tree by a chicken
.t Sheldon

>>13421185
Not funny in the least.

>>13421185
pls end life

>>13421185
Cringe

>>13409014

This guy >>13411468 has the right idea, I think it's more about what you feed them than what exercise they get. Have them free range to use their muscles of course, but chickens are omnivores, feeding them just grains will not be as tasty as a varied diet of insects, fruits, seeds, kitchen scraps, etc. Don't forget grit like egg shells too.

>>13421609
I feed my chickens rice, beef and seaweed along with ground acorns and they come put tasting like guinea fowl.

>>13421185
Go back kekkitor

>>13421745
>wasting beef to sustain the inferior protein
I am disappointed

>>13422479
All common meats are equal unless you're a shitty cook.

>>13409014
I DON'T PRACTICE SANTERIA

>>13421745
Based

>>13419798
Surgery

>>13419807
Surgery

>>13419830
No

>>13419750
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capon

>>13415280
Lmao

>>13423803
kek

>>13420547

They want to kill you and would if they could but they just arnt strong enough.

>>13421745

Your chickens eat better than most people lmao

>>13424891
>americsns even circumsise their chickens
Good goyim!

>>13409014
How about exercising yourself, so you become as fast as greased lightning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7cDQY9wVF8

>>13415280
My mom grew up on a farm and because she was the tallest yet youngest and smartest and hottest one the chickens used to chase her around and peck at her feet, her parents were real scumbags so that's why she got out of that situation with my dad as fast as possible. That's why our NY side of the family ignores those west coast scumbags. I wouldn't give that cali side of the family the time of day if I was being tourtured for it, they don't deserve it.

>>13426298
>I wouldn't give that cali side of the family the time of day if I was being tourtured for it, they don't deserve it.

California people are just shit people in general... I wish people would have warned me so I could have immigrated to a different state when I came to the US.

>>13412995
>pre slaughter
The person was talking about just chasing the birds around in general, not the specific stress around tying up a bird and hanging it upside down before lopping its head off

>>13426289
Heh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart - Babylon 5

>>13426307
oops ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfN3fCHAdM
Babylon5: Total Eclipse of the Heart

>>13426317
Got a kick out of that, thanks anon.

>>13423803
I AIN'T GOT NO CRYSTAL BALL

>>13426197
Is acorn actually edible? Any good recipes? Got a tree that drops tons in my backyard.

>>13410617
Give them walking space, prick

>>13409014
>no one can eat fifty egg

nice

>>13428501
It doesn't matter if you can. Please don't.
For the sake of the noses of everyone within 10 miles (20 downwind).

>>13428501
>Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.

>>13409014
Active meat is firmer
Taste mostly comes from feed

>>13427864
Chicken have better digestive systems than humans do. Humans can get some calories out of acorns but historically it's been a famine cuisine only done out of desperation because there aren't more sensible alternatives readily available.
If you do try to eat them you'll probably want to prepare them in some way first, like getting out the tannins and probably grinding them down or something.

>>13427864
Yes, but idk how to make it edible. I just buy the acorn flour and cook with it. Really, the stuff is only good for making acorn jelly and acorn jelly noodles.

>>13426283
americans don't eat capons. french, spanish, swiss, italians, slovenes and lots of others do but not americans. they're too busy clapping to raise chickens properly.

>>13428873
Livin ya smelly head rent free, hooah USA USA USA USA

>>13428989
That's nice, dear.

>>13429036
Eurotrash seething lmao

>>13427864
Theyre bitter even after youve soaked out the tanning and changed the water a dozen times. Makes great pig feed.

>>13410617
This is absolutely based
Vegans and PETA absolutely BTFO

>>13409014
More exercise makes them more stringy. You want to keep roasters in a smaller space so they get fat and don’t use their muscles too much. Read a book nigger

>>13414084
So is eating meat

>>13429527
If you say so.

>>13430675
Cry me a river you smelly Euro and remember that you'd be in the stoneage without any of the USA's technological innovations.

>>13410730
>bugs
This. My dad's friend who had recently gotten into chickens gave us eggs. He had a German roach problem for a long time, but as soon as he got chickens, they destroyed them. Those eggs where the richest eggs I ever had. They tasted like you already added cheese to them.

>>13430259
Please don't use any of that foul language in 4channel, but if you insist, please stick to 4chan my friend.

>>13409371
What the fuck did he post

>>13410617
Woah OP Wagyu Chicken raiser here, the chickens get free reign of the paddock every 3-4 days and the cages aren't barbaric cages where they have next to no movement available, just small enough that they can turn and stuff but not move too much. They seem very happy most the times but I don't know how much of that is from the beer. Though I'll try and raise a few to be exclusively in the cages throughout raising to see if there's any difference.

>>13431417
It's still animal abuse dude

>>13409014

now I want a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich

>>13432763
Just get one then you big baby

>>13410617
You should try a more varied diet anon
Corn is fine for chickens, but it's not ideal
Chickens love bugs, seeds, and grass
It might boost the flavor--but that's just my conjecture

>>13426283
Euros think circumcision is castration because they are so used to the idea of being without balls

>>13432617
kys

>>13409099
>Do you gain fat or lose fat when exercising heavily?
well it depends what kind of fat you're looking for

if you exercise a lot you will end up with subcutaneous fat, if you don't exercise you will end up with intramuscular and visceral fat

Take sumos for example, They mass gain but also exercise as much as you would expect any professional athlete to so their fat is all subcutaneous and jiggly, thus it really doesn't cause them any negative health problems

after they retire though they continue eating sumo sized portions without the training so they end up becoming unhealthy

>>13433483
Shut the fuck up, nerd.

>>13433258
Don't tell him how to raise his chickens, he's funneling budweisser down their throats, he's going above and beyond crickets and bugs.

>>13409014
wait, what if you fed them chicken? would that make them taste more chicken than a normal chicken does?

>>13433951
That's who they make KFC Double Downs because chickens that are fed chickens become double chickens. Also they get downs syndrome.

>>13409154

>>13410617
>Sometimes I play them the OST of various Final Fantasy games on my old bluetooth speakers as well lol
KEK

Buy them some weights

>>13410617
BASTE

>>13434494
That was funny
Really funny
Well, not that funny
But pretty funny

>>13433994
keck

>>13434622
Basef

>>13417863
>>13418391
>>13418473
Literally how BSE started.

>>13423592
>All common meats are equal unless you're a shitty cook.
The least truest thing in this thread notwithstanding the larping.

>>13427864
>>13429986
>>13428863
>>13428807
Acorns are the default feed of NAmerican Whitetail deer. Makes big racks. Ideally you want a mix of corn for fat and mild meat, and acorns. Too many acorns makes them gamey is the 'old wive's wisdom'.
Whatever this means for chickens and acorns I don't know just adding to the thread.

>>13433258
>>13433933
NOt beer, beer slurry or old used mash I gues
Ideally you'd want a portable coop with a mesh floor and take them out to your woods or unkempt part of your lawn.
They can eat the bugs and seeds out there, plus slurry and cheap feed.
I need chickens I'd be a chicken master.

>>13436390
t. Shitty Cook

>>13412972
Thanks for sharing your retard lore

>>13433483
Birds dont have subcutaneous fat. Only mammals.

>>13437249
Kek he tried to be smart with his bro science and got btfo

>>13436390
I guess you're a shitty cook then.

>>13437249
This

>>13433483
Cringe and Iamverysmartpilled
>>13437249
Based and Iamactuallysmartpilled

>>13413494
shiggy isn't even old

>>13438953
It is on the current scale. We've been living hyperreality for the past 20 years.

>>13438961
Who cares lol

>>13409014
No, but you should regularly provide oral stimulation to the cloaca. Trust me. Better meat, better eggs.

>>13438983
Shut the fuck up you unfunny fuck.

>>13438983
What a shit joke mate.

>>13436403
That's strange considering the best hams in the world from Italy and Spain are made from pigs fed a diet of acorns.

>>13436378
What's BSE?

>>13409014
Selectively breed the muscliest and leanest chickens so you get the chicken equivalent of those steroid looking cows.

>>13432617
>aminal aboos!
They're chickens. They have no feelings.

>>13439876
Ok incel

>>13414457
That is called a duck.

>>13439876
4edgy8me

>>13439619
Billion Sollar Extreme

>>13419750
>eating traps

>>13419750
That may be the best description I've ever seen of the average 4chan poster.

>>13439755
Aren't those just photoshops?

>>13441549
t. Retardo Montalban

>>13441549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW54_vM9SF0
they're real my dude

>>13442246
If I eat this would the residual steroids transfer over? I wanted to be full natty but at least this way no one would know I'm boosting.

>>13409341
more like they'll be running slower next time

>>13442574
kek

>>13409014
Congrats on the longass thread.

I really want chickens but i dont wanna get reported:(
>illegal to own chickens in city limits here
>buddys mom lives a couple doors down
>she always raises chickens anyway
>some asshole reports her
>animal control come kill her chickens
>she gets more chickens anyway
Wish i was that based.

>>13410617
Can I rent part of their cage to stay in?

>>13437249
Any source to back this up?
I'm pretty sure this is bullshit because duck definitely has TONS of fat just below the skin

>>13443283
Based. Time to grow a sack and start a revolution, anon. Get chickens and gift your neighbors chickens from your brood. And when animal control comes make a big fuss about it on twitter so no matter what the facts are people will rally on your side because #chickenlivesmatter. Go do it anon, start a revolution! Be the Chicken Master!

>>13443283
Kek

>>13438983
Based and redpilled.

>>13409014
The bigger the chicken is, the better.
Big chickens require big drugs.

>>13410617
The mental image of a bunch of fat ass chickens guzzling down beer and corn while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY1Vetd7OCs plays in the background is intensely funny to me

i was wondering how a thread survived since christmas
i love you idiots

>>13409014

keep them soft and flabby so they don't try to fuck your girlfriend with the cute butt like ducks are known to do
ducks will try and ruin everything

>>13410617
kekd. pls be real

>>13427859
I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

>>13445131
Holy shit hahaha

>>13410617
>>13431417
What the fuck? Please tell me you actually play them Final Fantasy OSTs lmao.

>>13410617
Do you play them the fat chocobo theme? Because you should.

>>13409014
No matter how you raise them, make sure you read to them from the Good Book everyday.
Make America great again.
Chicken and dumplings was Jesus' favorite supper.
Yeah, it's that easy.

I just want to hear more about OP's chickens.

>>13446307
>fat chocobo theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNOi1XAokmc
OMFG I want to play XIV again hahaha

>>13446576

>>13410617
I'll take 'What is Autism?' for 500 Alex

I sous vide it at 205 for an hour to decarb, then 4 hours with a pound of butter at 185. Strained it three times to remove all the plant material. It looks like it could send you to another dimension.

>>13430990
See >>13430675

>>13409021
You could train them like they do it in Puerto Rico, they put roosters in a closed space, like a garage and force the chicken to move around by prodding them with a stick for 15 or so minutes. Supposedly gives them more endurance for cock fighting.

>>13447865
Oh I bet you know all about cock fighting

obese factory chickens don't taste good

>>13447865
Please tell me more about how you battle with your cock.

>>13447865
Why are you battling your cock with other cocks?

>>13409014
Give them weighted jackets so they get super muscly legs for extra meaty drumsticks.

>>13449266
This

>>13447766
wtf is that? thc oil?

I bought mine a treadmill. You need that exercise if you want to be an indoor chicken farmer.

>>13451463
imagine the smell

>>13451463
what the fuck dude?

>>13452110
oh god

>>13451436
It's butter

>>13451463
My fucking sides, this is already the best /ck/ thread of 2020

>>13453467
Will this be the 'Turkey Heh' of 2020?

>>13409014
Based and a reminder that this is a chi/ck/en board

>>13451463
More pics please

>>13410617
the amount of autism in this post is astounding

>>13415280
the absolute state of flightlets

>>13409352
Kek

>>13417863
>>13418391
Holy shit lol

>>13409014
Look what you faggots have become

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ej8oux/chicken_has_a_question/

>>13454557
Has this site become a big reddit psyop?

Bring me them chickens to my Island and I'll show what could be what.

I've worked miracles with animals of all persuasions because that's what I do best.

It's the Moreau promise.

>>13431241
Have you ever seen a chicken breast vagina? That except a guys massive testicles are on it

>>13454557
>faggot from reddit reposts a /ck/ thread from 10 days
>hurrdurr proof that 4chan is just plebbit
Why haven't you killed yourself yet, faggot? Just leave.

>>13454557
Go back then kys

>>13454557
Hey, that board is great. It shows all the good parts of 4chan without making me wade through all the rubbish. Later, suckers. I'm outta here.

>>13419750
it's really a shame it's such an inefficient process compared to the grinders
imagine having to do surgery on each one of the roosters in this 10 minute clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_u0jxi_v-w

>>13456579
Yeah go back Adam and kill yourself.

>>13410617
million dollar idea right here

>>13410617
BASTE AS FUCK

>>13456591
That's a new job created right there. Rooster castrater.

>>13439413
It wasn't a joke it was an epic troll.

>>13457171
Well, that's in my Top 50 Shit I Wish I Hadn't.

>>13456591
There's also chemical castration. You basically get a specialised feed that prevents them from ever maturing into roosters. idk exactly what's in it nor how it would affect people since my country just does the surgery thing.

>>13457211
and they say american farms are cruel

>>13456579
>board
it's not a board
it's a subreddit
as in a section of the website reddit, and not 4chan

>>13440630
What are ducks but aquatic chickens.

>>13409014
Make them lil ramps n perches to get onto, I see chickens in a tree every time I go to work

>>13457240
A message is board is a message board. Branding is nothing to me.

>>13457244
Ducks are more gentle and kinder than chickens. Some chickens can be gentle, but generally they're assholes.

>>13457220
The whole process takes literally 10 seconds. The birds don't know anything happened to the beyond the feeing that they got hit by something. They stop bleeding pretty immeediately and they go on their way.
The reason it isn't common in the US is because Americlaps eat birds which are less than a month old, at 4 weeks. Capons, however, are /at least/ 16 weeks old at slaughter, often up to 20 weeks. Furthermore, they're given much more free range to fuck off as they please since they have zero pecking instinct. idk why they get so much space since, as said in >>13419750, they don't really move all that much.
Anyway, since the take up more space and live a longer life before slaughter (which means more feed is needed), they cost a lot more to keep. As such, in order to be profitable, they carry a far higher price tag than other poultry. Last I saw a capon in the US, it cost just shy of $60 for an 8something lb bird. Compare that to a "regular" hen, often sold at around $6 for a comparable size.

>>13457298
You just need a chicken whisperer to help you, anon.

>>13457320
shut up nerd

>>13447865
based Marcelino

>>13439619
if you don't know, you have it

>>13458759
You don't know either do you?

>>13409014
t. Idiotboy

>>13458410
no lol

>>13431194
I entered the 4chan address in the browser like always, friend. I don't control where it takes me, but wherever I go, I'm taking my n-word pass with me, nigger. Have a good one.

>>13409154
Nothing makes me feel like a kid but doing this

>>13410617

Is this some kind of a record?

>>13431194

>>13409014
>mfw this thread is still in the catalog
lol

>>13462179
BASED

>>13462179

>>13410709
Based

>>13462179
it's a good thread

>>13411427
not any worse than factory farming honestly

>>13462466
>not any worse than factory farming honestly
This, the OP is actually shelling out for corn and Coors for his chickens and plays them music lmao

>>13462624
>coors
man I hope not, theres plenty of cheaper beer that would work better for this, coors is that one cheap beer with a mid-high beer price tag
the best way to do it is to get in touch with a brewery about buying some of their old mash, and since it's waste to them, it's cheap and usually used in cattle feed lots.
these cows drink regular water instead of a beer slurry though, might be tricky balancing how drunk your chickens get if you switched exclusively to mash feed

get a Pelaton for your chickens
or else
something very bad could happen
very bad

>>13462713
go away please

>>13409014
chicken exercise heh

>>13409014
I’m impressed this thread is still here
Christmas Eve is when it was posted

>>13462713
God I want to coom all over her face while she rides that Peloton

>>13414722
>tfw watched it as a child with grandma and grandpa who owned a chicken farm + cows

>>13463582
So, was it accurate?

>>13463853
grandma was offended grandpa said it was her in the movie

>>13451463

>>13463911
LMAO

>>13463911
Holy kek

>>13462713
Go back kekkitor

>>13463911
Based grandpa

>>13463911
Your grandfather is the best

>>13467326
Just bumping the best thread of the year.

>>13457244
Not disputing that. But our lad claimed to toss a chicken into the water and witnessed leg kicking. I am calling shenanigans, as you can do the same with a duck, but a duck has webbed feet. So a chicken isn't exactly aquatic is my point. They have tasty thighs though, I will give them that.

>>13409014
Okay lads, may as well bump this 'til the limit.

>>13424891
>chemical castration involves estrogen implants
>castrated roosters taste the best
>trannies take estrogen

do trannies taste the best?

From what my mom told me, in our old apartment, my granddad had some chicks in the smaller bathroom one time. How and where he got them from in fucking Harlem is anyone's guess, but he did.

>>13468522
Not too far off desu, I know of a lot of old folk in the old neighborhoods in Brooklyn and Queens talk about how they kept chickens and other live stock like a goat in their apartments lol.

>>13467880
No I claimed that. And Id go out right now to show you otherwise but the lake is frozen solid.

>>13469049
Do it in your bathtub dum dum

>>13447195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRlb5p8WyuE

>>13420547
That's just a holdover from their dinosaurian ancestry.

>>13469049
>>13469660
Yeah DumDum use your brain for once.

>>13409014
Try exercising turkeys heh

>>13409154
lost my shit

>>13409014
Also see: >>>/out/1670055

>>13471972
Fuck off and shill your shitty board elsewhere fuckface.

>>13409099
>fat equals flavour
You know what else makes meat flavourful? Exercise. That’s why dark meat has more flavour than white meat, or why tough cuts are more flavourful than tender cuts. Requires exercise. Exercise will make a tastier chicken than fattening it will.

>>13472660
/out/ is literally one of the best boards.

>>13472669
Then stay there fuckhead.

>>13468804
Noted. I can't not imagine some of the immigrants from the Caribbean trying to keep a few critters around if not outright shipping them from home.

>>13473505
Yeah most of the people I talked to were FOB Italians who told me one apartment would be a communal room where they would pay some guy a fee to take car of their chickens lmao.

>>13471972
Gross, why do I want to go to an lgbt board?

>>13409014
Screw all that exercise crap. Inject them with testosterone.

>>13409014
THREAD OF 2019 AND 2020!!!!!

>>13471972
kys

>>13468503
Only one way to find out

>>13409154
actually that is a fucking blast
>t. raised chickens growing up and also was a retard

>>13454557
>/r/4chan exists
>they screencap our threads
woooooooooooooooooooooow how could this happen bros wtf??????? are we reddit now!?!?!

>>13454557
Go back homo

>>13476589
good to see things haven't changed

Holy fuckn shit

You buy meat birds for meat bruh

i feed my chickens italian grass and make them do laps

>>13410467
act

>>13409014
Just paying my respects to a GOAT thread.

>>13445590
BUT I SPENT IT ALL

>>13469660
Fine, you son of a bitch.

>>13479728
My dirty tub is to shallow for this.

>>13479728
Can you house train a chicken?

>>13479742
You can train them to poop on command. But youll still have accidents.

>>13447766
>fucking dumb idot fell for the reddit meme of decarbing
lmaoing@ur life

>>13479753
Dont think Ill be using this towel again.

>>13479766

Shame to see the bump limit reached

>>13479795
Does that mean the thread is now dead? (°ロ°) !