/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13436315
They've been in decline with lots of locations closing for a while now so probably not.

>>13436315
I haven't been to one in years. Food always gave me the screaming shits.
>hush puppies are still 11/10,

>>13436315
I'm English wtf is Long John Silvers

>>13436315
>go into LJS
>ask the guy behind the counter if you can buy a bag of the secret spice mix
>that'll be $150, sir
>pay that man his money
>it's party time, bros

You know too much. Delete the thread and nobody gets hurt. This is your only warning

>>13436331
fast food chain with a cringey nautical theme. it's like our version of chippies but instead of turks, niggers.

>>13436338
NONOONONON NOOOOOO NOT THE THREADORINO!!!!

>>13436315
>>13436337
Shut it down, Mordecai, the goyim are getting wise!

>>13436315
I eat there occasionally and always regret it.

>>13436470
reported for antisemitism

this fat faggot loves it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Isibkr2iM

>>13436513
dear god this "person" is vile

>>13436315
So is Stone Creeks

>>13436520
WOO WOO WOO WOO

>>13436522
stone creeks?

>>13436509
>nothing anti-semetic, simply jew speak
>announcing reports
Enjoy your b&!

>go to LJS
>order huge family meal of fried food
>sit down in the dining area near the tartar sauce pump
>eat entire family meal with half a gallon of tartar and some malt vinegar
>drink a gallon of corn syrup water
>take a massive shit in the restroom
>ring the bell on the way out the door

yeah theres probably a swedish guy in the basement

>>13436315
It's dope fast food. Literally top-tier.

>>13436315
Long John Silver's is overall my favorite chain restaurant. Tastes good, usually not many nigs in there, cheap enough. Friends rarely go there so never get tired of it.
If you leave LJS without feeling like you need to take a nap, you're doing it wrong.
>>13436331
Based seafood and grease restaurant.

>>13436331
It’s the American Arthur Treachers lol

>>13436331
Now that I think of it, you britbongs would fucking love LJS. Greasy fish and chips. Everything is fried. Carbs out the ass.

>>13436802
>Based seafood and grease restaurant.
Their hushpuppies are awesome, and the fish is surprisingly good, though I could see it setting off fish and chips fans.

>>13436315
Long John’s is good enough for me to drop in if I see one in a nice location

>>13436535
i never thought about it this way but the phrase "tartar sauce pump" makes me ashamed to go there now

>>13436814
What the fuck is Arthur Treachers

As tradition when I see an LJS thread, I must chime in....

I worked all positions at a LJS/A&W between 1999-2001. AMA. Ask something good this time you fuckers ask the same 3 questions each time.

>>13436815
But we already have chippys

>>13436859
>google it
>there are only 7 locations left in the uk

truly what is his deal, who thinks arthur teachers is still a thing. it died decades ago (800 locations in the 70s), fucking mysterious boomer

>>13436904
wait it's american

what did he mean by this

One word: Catholics

>>13436879
what is the most common type of person who eats at a LJS

>>13436880
Yes but the American version of anything is always objectively better

>>13436879
How did you clean the bathrooms when there is undoubtedly always someone in there making a deposit?

I always crave it after binging on adderall. Went the other day, got a three piece fish, two orders of fries, lots of hushpuppies. Ate the fish in one go, then pecked at the fries and pups for the rest of the day. Was pretty comfy as far as comedowns go.

>>13436530
There was five threads on /x/ about it and then everyone gave up
>company that’s been selling nuts and snacks
>only sells to northeastern companies (gas stations and shit, but only local ones)
>imports everything
>makes between $2.5-5 million every year
>has 5 employees
>no way to contact the business
>their website is under construction for 10+ years
>very limited information
>addresses all lead to buildings that either were bought out or appear abandoned
>the original OP made the whole thing on the basis that the pumpkin seeds tasted weird
>nobody actually bought the pumpkin seeds
>pumpkin spoops ensues anyways

>>13437025
interesting, i stopped getting on /x/ after dredging through 50 threads about psychedelic meditation or some gay shit like that

>>13436974
Not him, but it's old white people and families.

>>13436355
chippies are never run by turks
if theres a doner, its not a chippy

>>13436315
I always thought there was something fishy about the place.

>>13437128
Aside from their signature fish, their portions are getting shrimpy.

>>13437100
Sometimes the sucubbis threads have sexy animus.

>>13437128
based
>>13437134
cringe

>>13437100
Yeah I stopped for literally years because it was all LARP garbage but lately there’s been a few quality threads springing up here and there, getting more non-schizos and non-LARPers would probably help
Just never feed the retards or the trolls, that’s how it got so bad in the first place

>>13437128
shut up carlos

>>13436974
>>13437102
Correct.

>>13436980
It was single person restrooms.

>>13436802
The only people I know who like ljs are black

>>13436879
Did you ever jack off in the restroom during your shift? TELL THE TRUTH!

>>13436532
Oy vey! Mods, I DEMAND that you delete this goyim's hate speech. Otherwise, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

>>13438265

>>13436337
Yeah right...
Like you had that sort of money, white trash....

>>13436315
A lady I work with used to have long johns for lunch twice a week until the store here closed. I give her shit about no more long johns for lunch but she is truly sad it’s gone.

>>13436380
Fuck off you Arse-class Redditor.

>>13436315
you have been watching too much breaking bad kid...

>>13436815
This is how little Seppo's understand about UK food.
Fish and Chips in the UK are not dripping in fat, like they are in the US, they are cooked for a short time at high temperatures, then they are drained for any residual oil.
Fucking get a clue you fat bitch.

>>13438265
Fuck off Jew. No one likes your kind.

>>13438323
kid? i guarantee i make more money than you

Captain D's > LJS

>>13438347
buddy you just asked a really stupid question then said some childish thing about money. after calling you a kid. you must be in your early 20s. im just going to let that sink in..... retard......

>>13436315
It is just the Americans having an absolute shit taste and preferring burgers or subs every time.

>>13436879
describe the best nig out you saw

>>13436802
This man is a liar. Only black people eat at LJS and it's horrible food.

>>13436322
This. I remember having several in my town, along with a few Skippers locations. They're all gone now, and have been for several years.