/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13433854
We do that’s just a tiny person

>>13433854
Do Europeans really?

>>13433879
They only sell them at the airport no European can afford a candy bar that big it would be half of their yearly salary

>>13433870
I think Euros are just malnourished. Look, the clothes don't even fit.

>>13433883
>>13433888
Kek, why are euros so poor bros?

Is it "Tobleron" or "Tobleronee"?

>>13433854
Because the USA is a third world country.

>>13433970
toe-bler-own

>>13433975

>>13433854
Americans would choke on them.

>>13433854
>>13433870
>>13433879
>>13433883
>>13433888
>>13433900

>>13433970
Imagine only speaking English and being too retarded to pronounce things

>>13434064
Cope.

>>13434095
Will do, in your head rent free.

>>13433854
ow fuck
hurts my hands

>>13434106
I would literally forget Europe exists if you didn’t seethe constantly.

>>13433975
The USA is literally unironically the only first world country.

>>13434170
Facts.

>>13434149
That would be down to your American education. Lol thicko.

>>13434206
>thicko
European """education"""

>>13433854
Because we aren't tasteless fat fucks.

>>13434037
>I don't think at all*

>>13434252
Euros don't think at all when they want daddy government to rape them because they think they can be trusted lmao

>>13434037
>>13434170

>>13434262
>*sends 16 trillion to israel*
>*dies in war so israel can expand its borders*
>*wastes millions on drone striking random arabs*
>*elects a literal nigger*
>*socializes medicine poorly*
>*gets banned from social media and banks because muh private sector and still pretends to have free speech*
>*gets taxed constantly through inflation moving wealth to the upper class while importanting hordes of 3rd world niggers to take jobs*
yeah wow I can't believe the world doesn't want to adopt american style of government right?
inb4 you say it's worse in europe unironically without realizing the USA is causing all those problems too

>>13434285
oh no oh no no no

>>13434292
>sends 16 trillion to israel
oh you're one of those /pol/ faggots
also, you know, you can say nazi shit here and not get arrested since i know you love that shit

>>13434292
>inb4 you say it's worse in europe unironically without realizing the USA is causing all those problems too
Ah yes, the classic America responsible for every other country in the world. It’s not enough we fund your military and give you free handouts and beneficial trade we also need to somehow fix your other problems for you too.

Hey everyone, get a load of this cuck.

>>13434305
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/459423-pennsylvania-appeals-court-rules-finger-gun-pointing-a-crime
yeah right nigger, nevermind the guy that got arrested for bananas & ape masks or the /k/ faggots who got 20+years for justified shooting of a negro mob trying to kill them because they posted some edgy memes.
>>13434353
It's amazing how you can be so incredibly stupid and ignorant, do you really not understand anything about the past 150 years of history? fuckin delusional trump cuck, thank god the USA will turn brown and inevitably collapse, freeing us from the burden of your incompetence.

>>13434363
have sex

>>13434374
bend over

>>13434374
Cringe
>>13434380
Based

>It's amazing how you can be so incredibly stupid and ignorant, do you really not understand anything about the past 150 years of history? fuckin delusional trump cuck, thank god the USA will turn brown and inevitably collapse, freeing us from the burden of your incompetence.

>>13434285
>democrat-run state

>>13434388
>couldn't think of response so he resorts to soi posting
ebic

>>13434393
Your inane rants receive the response which they warrant.

>couldn't think of response so he resorts to soi posting ebic

>>13434401
>IM GONNA GET THE LAST WORD THAT MEANS I WON
obvious underage kys faggot

>>13434409
Seething.

>>IM GONNA GET THE LAST WORD THAT MEANS I WON
>obvious underage kys faggot

>>13433854
hmmmmm what for?

>>13434363
>Posting the hill as a source
Holy shit lmao
Also why do you think pretending you're shooting people is ok

>>13434363
>do you really not understand anything about the past 150 years of history
I know that Europe caused slavery in the united states and other North and South American countries, caused both world wars, colonization and countless genocides
But you know "muh Israel funding" or something

>>13434285
where is this, uganda or smth?

>>13434285
>California ghetto
Who cares about this shit lmao there's a reason the rest of the country mocks them
Now show me your ghettos in Paris, London, Berlin and other "muh advanced" """countries"""

>>13434618
>slavery
>colonization
>ww2
>genocide
Is any of that supposed to be bad Europe is cucked 6 ways to Sunday but yet you managed to pick their greatest highlights. Did you just blow in from reddit?

>>13434628
You DO realize that no other first world country has anywhere that looks like that, right? Switzerland has no place that looks like that. Australia, New Zealand, Norway, Finland, Iceland etc has no place that looks like that. Ditto for every other first world country. As soon as your country holds a shithole like the one in that webm, your country is immediately demoted from first world.

>>13434651
Except that first world means countries aligned with the US.

>>13434651
>Switzerland has no place that looks like that. Australia, New Zealand, Norway, Finland, Iceland etc has no place that looks like that. Ditto for every other first world country
Imagine being blind to your own countries
I've seen many places like that in those countries. I've seen all the begging and tent camps. You live in a third world country and you have to admit it

>>13434285
I've been to LA a few times and let me tell you, videos like this do not capture the full scope of just how bad it is. There's sections of the city where it's homeless tents for miles and miles and miles on both sides of the street. And the SMELL. There's gonna be a major viral outbreak eventually, just wait and see.

>>13434706
That's because LA tries to be like Europe and hence gets all the poverty and homeless associated with those types of programs
That and the whole drug rehab programs being there and them just letting them on the street

>>13433854
arent you guys fat enough?

>>13434064

>>13433883
>no European can afford a candy bar that big
well they fucking have to if they want a self-defense weapon

>>13433900
They have a 95% tax rate

>>13434668
Imagine having to make up lies like this. Go on then, tell us what European country you’ve been to that has this.

>>13434867
Everyone knows you're just going to move the goal posts when shown evidence, but here's a (You) anyway

>>13434873
So basically none then?

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>>13434867
>>13434896
I can go on by the way if you request

>>13434896
>>13434899
These are illegal migrants, not citizens. Doesn’t represent those nations at all.

>>13434915
>Everyone knows you're just going to move the goal posts when shown evidence
Also no there are legit homeless there

>>13434915
No human is illegal silly, your matriarchy should have hammered that into your head already.

>>13434933
It’s not moving the goalposts when you’re showing misleading pictures. Those are illegal migrant camps, and they’re routinely being removed by police.

>there are legit homeless there
No, those are illegal migrant camps. I mean, are there some homeless in major cities? Yeah, of course there are, the usual addicts and druggies just like anywhere in the world. But camps full of poverty stricken families? No. That doesn’t exist.

>>13434714
the homeless in eu countries live under doorways and have a blanket and maybe a book/pet
california looks like a shitty music festival with tents every 2 meters

>>13434951
Yeah because Roma gypsies are definite illegal migrants. Of course you also deny that we call the cops on those camps too, but you're going to continue to try so hard to live in your fantasyland and make up excuses
>>13434961
Yeah some of these pics don't look like what you're describing

>>13434979
Gypsyism is a lifestyle choice by these people. They’re choosing to live as travellers, they’re not being forced into it by poverty.

>>13433854
We do. I just bought this bad boy on holiday clearance.

>>13434998
So is the drug addiction that gets people into those camps what's your point?
The sooner you admit Europe has fucked up shit like America does too the sooner you'll stop making yourself look like a fool

>>13435004
It is big, but it isn't really giant OR a candy "bar", now is it? Sorry, 56%er, back to the drawing board.

>>13434915
>>13434951
>d-doesn't count!!!
How disappointingly predictable.

>Everyone knows you're just going to move the goal posts when shown evidence
And then he did. Another beautiful day on 4channel.

>>13433854
don't you?

>>13433854
>ThErE aRe No HoMeLeSs CaMpS iN eUrOpE!!!

>eUrOpE dOeSn'T hAvE a PrObLeM wItH hOmElEsSnEsS!!!

>>13433854
>OnLy AmErIcAnS hAvE a PrObLeM wIth HoMeLeSs PeOpLe!!!

>>13434867
You're retarded

>>13435012
>LaTe StAgE cApItAlIsM iS tO bLaMe!!!

>>13433970
tobleroneh

>>13435012
>EuRoPe HaS nO pRoBlEmS oF aNy KiNd. UnLiKe AmErIcA!!!

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>>13435722
back to twitter subhuman

>>13435750
Seethe, yuropoor.

>>13434915
>>13434961
>>13434998
>durrr you can’t prove we have poverty like california! I win we are perfect!
>...
>n-no that doesn’t count!
>not THAT kind of homeless!
>b-but they have....books?
>it’s a lifestyle!

Based disingenuous retard. I hope to God you’re trolling and not really this stupid.

>>13434389
>massive corporate tech giants run this state, driving out any sort of industrial economy.

ftfy.

>>13435722
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>>13435732
>>13435738
>>13435746
>>13435755

Imagine if all these people were given a motivational speech about free market capitalism, and then put their heads together to think of a business plan, find a philanthropist to invest and get started on even a fucking hot dog stand?

>>13433854
The people here who eat candy bars would be put off by the high price even if the per-unit cost is less.

>>13436498
Then there would be thousands of hotdog stands out of business, destroyed, or sold for crack money. Motivational speaker and investing in a business for the homeless? Pfffft ahahahaha you realize there is a reason they are homeless and it ain’t because there ain’t nothing to do to make money, it’s because they’re mentally ill and drug addicted dregs who can’t even work let alone manage a business.

>>13433854
>Why don’t we have giant candy bars in the states?
We do. You just have to shop in the right stores at the right times of year, or else buy online. This kid is probably in a Christmas seasonal section of a big box store, or else in an airport gift shop, where gifts are purchased. Look bro, I bought you your favorite brand of candy while I was in Europe, oh ahha, look how big it is!" That's the way you shop for people when you didn't give a shit about them during the entire trip, spotting nothing amazing the whole time you were out and about. Airport stores are good like that, luxury goods, and large sizes of all the national brands of food, cosmetics and liqueur.

>>13436600
Also "TAX AND DUTY FREE!" almost as good of a hook as "SALE" for most people.

>>13433854
Test

>>13436600
I don't know what a "big box store" is, but that kid in the OP is in a regular common as muck supermarket (Asda).

>>13434951
z>I'm not movoing the goal post goyim
yes you are and everyone is laughing at how transparent it is.

>>13434292
Woah, what's your literal damage. Where did you learn this revisionist history nonsense?
Israels borders were expanded from winning a conflict/war, fair and square, each and every time. If you attack a country, and you lose, you lose what you lost in that war. That's how it works when you act like a no peace shithead throwing rocks, missiles and bombs down from the Golan Heights to injure and hurt people below you across your border. It was terrorism plain and simple, and it had to stop. It led to a war initiated by the terrorists, and the only way to control terrorists is to show them they suck in war. The border was pushed back to a defensible position, due to the geography of the cliff with the thousands of cave openings. Do you even know your history? If you have anyone to blame, ask yourself why not one Arab country has ever come to the defense or opened their arms to Palestineans, or any other sect. No one but Americans and a select few other nations come to the aid of humans when they need help. It's certainly not America that acts like religion or race plays a factor in that. Muslims don't stick up for each other. And, the Jews have been maligned and persecuted for ages. Cry over to Lebanon, Iran or the Saudis as to why they keep supporting terrorists rather than create land or jobs or aid for their "own people." Yea, they don't. Only (stupid) Germany said, c'mon on in with an open border and ruin our country since you'll never assimilate or respect the people here.

>>13436663
quit samefagging

>>13436676

>>13434998
>>>13434979
>Gypsyism is a lifestyle choice by these people. They’re choosing to live as travellers, they’re not being forced into it by poverty.
you don't understand that in CA and up and down the west coast it's the hands off attitudes of the government that prevents police from bothering the homeless and disbanding unsafe camps. Poverty is created by mental health reasons and the choice not to hold down a job when drugs are too important.

>>13434859

Self defense is illegal in europe, if the police found that choco bar during one of their weekly weapon sweeps you'd probably get arrested or at least fined.

>>13434915

You damn well know your government is never going to kick out those new citizens

>>13436730
Why would they kick out these fine German and French people?

I bought that giant toblerone at target like two weeks ago. Go to target OP

>>13433854
How much is a gigantic bar of Toblerone? Would be nice to chop chunks off every now and then

>>13436803
from the OP image it looks like £60
which is way too fuckin much for a chocolate bar

>>13436803
It probably isn't even a giant bar, just a large box filled with regular toblerones in separate packages

>>13436864
think again nonce

>>13433854
They have sold giant Kit Kats, giant Hershey kisses and giant reeses peanut butter cups at my local shell gas station

>>13436875
I want a giant Toblerone

>>13433854
Ripping out spines is illegal in America.

>>13435755
You’re the one seething.

>>13437612
>>13437616
ITT: Mutts BTFO

>>13434285
lmao what's the problem here they're just waiting in line for the new iphone. jelly europoors?

>>13436803
Based /asp/ poster

>>13437612
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>>13437624
Nobody cares we’re talking about giant candy bars and how/where to obtain them ITT now. Go put up divide and conquer threads somewhere else penis wonder boy

Because we don't deserve the big Toblerone.

>>13437661
Correct.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sUFzYQvB5UY

>>13439076
>doesn't say "hurts my hands"
dropped.

>>13437616
>Not having criminals away from the general public is a bad thing
Do Europeans really

>>13437612
>the poverty line is here taken as half the median household income. However, two countries with the same poverty rates may differ in terms of the relative income-level of the poor.
OH NO OUR STANDARDS FOR "POVERTY" ARE HIGHER BECAUSE WE ARE OVERALL RICHER AND THE DATA IS OFFSET BY HEAVILY RICH INDIVIDUALS IN THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS HAHAHAHA EUROS BTFO

>>13439545
What? Have a corrupt and criminal law sytem that sentences non criminals to private run prisons for immoral profit. No we don't.
>Muh guns to stop the guvermunt turning
Fucking pathetic people

>>13439573
Good goy.

>>13439573
>corrupt and criminal law sytem
citation need
>non criminals
again citation needed especially since your opinion is going against court of law
>private run prisons
insanely small fraction of prisons that are starting to be phased out

>hehe giant candy bars. This thread will be fun
>scroll down and it's shitflinging about all the migrant camps in Europe
I don't know how you guys do it.

>>13439678
I wager he thinks that because black people are more likely to be anonymously accused of, legally accused of, tried and convicted of violent crimes than white people in all countries with both black and white people, then the justice system is corrupt.

In this case "anonymously accused" means when a person who is criminally victimized reports a crime to the police, the give a description of the perpetrator, because they do not know who they might be.

>>13439715
>anonymously accused
Not a thing in the US. You have a right to face your accuser in court. A accusing witness not showing up to trial is grounds for dismissal of charges.

>>13439686
It’s quite easy anon. Op mentioned America so the Europoors flock like flies. It becomes apparent how insecure they are so we counter troll them into a tizzy. Rinse and repeat.

>>13439720
I defined what i meant in the second part of my post. I don't know or recall the proper legal jargon.

>>13434628
US homeless population is staggering. Its nothing like any other first world countries homeless problem.

HURTS MY HANDS

>>13439764
>US homeless population
>Being significantly higher in population then any other first world country gives more homeless
Who would have thought

>>13439772
Why are euros so fucking stupid bro?

>>13437612
>>13437616
Christ US, get your shit together instead of destabilizing the world.

>>13439772
>>13439774
>euros are so stupid
why are americans so homeless and uneducated?

>>13439774
I think he means per capita bro.

>>13439810
>>13439809
>They can't comprehend data from simple graphs
Europeans I swear to god

>>13439819
I’m not your “bro” pal.

>>13439820
>Swear to God
>God
Why do Americans worship a mythical being in the clouds

>>13439819
No data for this

>>13439825
I'm not your "pal" buddy.

>>13439819
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population
>US is 0.17%
>lower than fucking Australia and New Zealand

>>13439829
>The religion Europe started and is obsessed with
This is good bait

>>13439829

>>13439830
That's why I said "I think", not about to go full slinging mode in a oversized Toblerone thread on /ck/.

>>13439847
But yet, here you are nonetheless. No half measures.

>>13439836
>Europe started

>>13439854
Those were indeed 2 words. Do you have something to say?

>>13439851
Fucking hell I didn't put the argument forward I just stated I think he meant per capita. Go fucking wash your pussy or something.

>>13439562
>he doesn't even know what median means
median wealth in the us is lower than spain

>>13439861
Look at this young man. Look at him.

>>13439865
No one is calling him except to say how sorry they are that he will never have a normal life again.

>>13439867
Uh anon, he’s probably saying “hang loose brothers. Stay positive and take life as it comes, even when things seem bad.”

I doubt he’s requesting the camera person ring him on the telephone.

>>13439856
Correct me if I'm wrong but Jesus wasn't European.

>>13439854
>He thinks it wasn't propaganda from the Romans

>>13439880
>correct me if I’m wrong....
Naw, you good. Pop off.

>>13439875
Are you sure? Cause thats what it looks like.

>>13439865
Imagine having phantom limb syndrome for your dick.

nice food and cooking thread

>>13439865
God I wish that was me

>>13434149
it's always funny to see americans switch from
>hurr yuros this yuros that
to
>hurr i don't think about you at all
in the course of only a few responses

>>13439947
It's pretty much the equivalent of you throwing feces at someone who is walking by and not looking at you and then saying they are obsessed when you respond to getting hit with feces

>>13439952
>Best step my game up here
>Feces

>>13437612
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>>13437624
Amerifats need to an hero after getting this BTFO

>>13440515
Enjoy being disarmed and owned by your government you dumb soy cuck. Meanwhile we are the greatest nation the world will ever see. USA USA USS

ITT: a bunch of heebs arguing with each other

We just want to talk about candy bars like the typically civil white people that we are

>>13434285
Using footage of urban California is basically cheating. That's like if I took a camera through a gypsy camp and claimed it was a fair representation of Europe.

>>13434363
>burden of your incompetence
That's a weird way to say "99% subsidized defense and safety."

>>13434961
Are Americans really proud of their homeless population?

>>13441435
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>>13441598
Nobody cares. Post gigantic candy bars

>>13434389
>oi veeeeey, dos damn doity democrats...

>>13433854
Damn that kids going bald already

>thread about candy bars gets invaded by ass blasted /int/ niggers

>>13434389
Pretty sure democrats aren't the reason California is so poor and gross

>>13442603
>trying this hard

>>13442603
>5th largest economy in the world
>democrats in control
Wtf, I love democrats now!

>>13442631
quite literally thanks to the wretched hive of scum that is silicon valley

Talk about giant candy bars you subhuman scum

>>13442664
i had a giant gummy bear once that was like 2 pounds, does that count?

>>13442678
wait, it was 5 pounds.

>>13442686
Yes. What flavor?

>>13442696
cherry, it was very good. i would slice up pieces of it like deli meat and then wrap the rest back up. lasted about a week and a half. diabetes? maybe

>>13442698
Nice, cherry is an excellent gummy flavor. That’s exactly what I want to do except with a giant Toblerone

>>13436663
>REEE MORE THAN ONE PERSON DISAGREE WITH ME !!?!?!?!?
lol okay kiddo, christmas break is over.

>>13441435
You mean like this guy >>13434979
literally did?

or what about these where it's illegal migrant camps.
>>13434896
>>13434899

>>13434285
piss poor city planning/management
they let the homeless take over a whole block it looks like

>>13437584
You can't have one.

>>13433854
There were some giant Mars brands candies in my local Target for this Christmas.

>>13443421
I deserve one.

>>13443358
>>13443375
>>13443400
Hey you guys like candy bars?
>>13443421
Fuck you yes I can
>>13443553
Based
>>13443555
Since you were answering a response to me your trips are officially mine

>>13439947
Get trolled faggot lmao

>>13434466
.....how do you pick it up?

Big state little minds big hunger little dick.
Ifeelsadforus.org

>>13434466
>>13444281
>Seven feet long, 82 pounds, and $99 dollars a box, the limited edition behemoth is, believe it or not, currently on sale in select stores in Austin for a limited time
>$99 for 99 Pabsts back in 2014
>Austin

>>13439865
Wtf happened

>>13435746
Stop being so angry

>>13433854
Midwesterner here, shut the fuck up you don't know where to look.

>>13442603
lol