/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13433773
that looks like garbage you get at holiday world or kings island.

>>13433773
>cheesiest
>entire plate of spaghetti only gets 50 shreds of cheese

>>13433773
>Do Filipinos really eat this garbage?
From AZ, OP?

>>13433773
looks like the slop they sell at holiday world

>>13433773
I've ate the non fast-food versions, and with separate pairings, but sure.

>>13433808
I actually counted the shreds and there are actually indeed 50 shreds visible exactly. Well done

>>13433773
Philos enjoy being thankful to their god for giving them poverty and ignorance
Stupidest fucks on the planet who worship the Portuguese and the Spanish who cuked their women to produce happas and their men are halflings with 2 inch circumcised penises. Country of no hope.

>>13433773
Shut up jollibee is better than any western food, jollibee has largest share of market in philippines if western food was better they would have that share instead!

>>13434017
The alternatives are worshipping 'hamed the baby rapist, or one of the weird Asian religions.

>>13434019

>>13433773
That solo on the top left, and chicken on the bottom right looks tasty.
I might go to a jolibee bros. What am I in for?

>>13433773
Filipinos do indeed eat garbage, but its not exactly what is pictured. It could be that, but more like the second time around. They even have a word for it, its called pagpag.

>>13434051
Some of the greatest food on the planet! Come to your nearest JOLLIBEE® and have a Chickenjoy®!

>All those typos on their website
>They actually call it Catsup

>>13434026
The best alternative is for the fuckers to gorge themselves on the tree of knowledge, eat the delicious forbidden fruits and rid themselves of the curse of stupidity to better their lives.

>>13434046
Why does a shake cost almost as much as a plate of pancakes? The fuck are these prices.

>>13434052
>White Canadian do indeed eat garbage, and fuck dogs, but its not exactly what is pictured.
>It could be that, but more like the second time around. They even have a word for it, its called scavenged food...

>>13433773
Jollibee chicken is tolerable, but yeah Flip food is garbage

>>13434084
Do amer*cans really believe the whole world uses their dumb currency?

>>13434089
Luckily there is hope, because many Asians from temples, and Catholic churches actually volunteer time to help poor white drug addled , dog fucking Canadians.
Unfortunately, white Canadians are exactly like niggers in their own country, so they blame, and attack the Asians who have proven to be better than them.

>>13434107
Currency has nothing to do with it retard. The value of a shake is not nearly the same as a plate of pancakes.

>>13434017
It's partially Spain's fault for being so shit at colonization, if the Philippines had been colonized by the U.K. it'd probably be pretty similar to Singapore or New Zealand now

>>13434131
Didn't they also get fucked by the french too?

>>13434084
Dairy products are extremely expensive in most Asian countries, more so than the flour, sugar and egg in pancakes

>>13434131
>>13434135
The DNA helped them. Kind of like Mexico. Problem is when the whites were out they had to do things on their own. Lots of poverty, and the successful ones are always whiter while there are indigenous people and terrorists living in the jungles. I don't blame the smarter ones for wanting to leave but that fucks the Philippines since they don't have enough smart people around to do what smart people would typically do in a successful society, kind of sad.

But yeah this is basically the KFC for the whiter ones, and their kids love it. I like the burger steaks. Always really good service, since the crew is all Filipinos. Diversity isn't the strength but they're always polite and the stores are always clean although pretty busy. And they look cute in their uniforms if you're into that kind of thing. I wouldn't go out of my way for it though, but they tend to put them in Seafood City stores so you can get groceries too.

I love those philipina women! Small like children, like sex demons in the sack and they despise their philipino men and laugh about them

>>13434107
This doesn't change the fact the prices are just about the same holy fuck you're the biggest brainlet on /ck/

>>13434212
angry pigdog amer*can

I made white canada angry in this thread.

>>13434263
I can feel the seethe at your lack of education

>>13434273
cope harder trump voter

This fat fuck phillipina spent donated money to buy expensive pizza for the poor kids in the slums.
She should have dieted and given them her food for a week which should have fed them for a month rather than a day of stupid fucken pizza.
What an ugly fat stupid bitch.

>>13434286
>phillipina
>that hairline and those shoulders

close up of Jabba's sis,
lipstick on a pig

>>13434269
Based. Fuck Canada and fuck Canadians.

>>13434343
bet she fucks like a wild beast and gives mega blowjobs

>>13433773
I read that as 'Jelly Spaghetti' and nearly puked.

>>13433773
Stay Jolli, frens!

>>13434381
beast is the word,
you're right though about the blow jobs if you shut your eyes and have a great imagination, her face is so flat that it is no barrier to the deepest pen possible.
her god hasn't treated her well

>>13434444
fellow filipino says hello

>>13433773
>Do Filipinos really eat this garbage?
yes, but it's basically the phillipino version of McDonalds. And American's really eat McDonalds
>but this is ALL their cuisine is - their food is still comprised of spaghetti and hotdogs and fucking hamburg steak
true. But McDonalds is all American Cuisine is as well.

>>13433773
Palabok Solo looks good

https://youtu.be/IxD2NbXzgpQ

watch this for real Flip food, ignore the cringe

>>13434084
milkshakes are expensive in general. at ihop its like 7 bucks. its a pretty fuckin good milkshake though

>>13434269
based
fuck dogfuckers

>>13434181
>I don't blame the smarter ones for wanting to leave but that fucks the Philippines since they don't have enough smart people around to do what smart people would typically do in a successful society,
this is what happens in every shithole country around the world - the cream of the crop of said shithole's population are able to immigrate to somewhere that isn't a dump, yet because these are the people that would transform the country into something that isn't a landfill, it just stays awful

>>13434017

Hi, actual flip here and this made me kinda sad :((. Some clarifications:

>Sadly more than one-fifth do live below the poverty line but it's been like that since colonial times. Thankfully, it's been declining.

>We were colonized by the Spanish (not the Portuguese) but they did use a Portuguese navigator: Ferdinand Magellan, who was killed by Mactan cheiftain, Lapu-Lapu.

>We actually don't like the Spanish; we even reverted to using our own language instead of theirs. We're fine with them now but our opinion of them is far from as how you would describe it.

>My people are big fans of the US and is actually more pro US than the USA itself. This can be attributed to the fact that the US played the biggest role in thwarting the Japanese invaders in our country and our history as a US colony.

We're in a bad place right now both politically and economically, seeing that our president is kind of a dumb, bloodthirsty monkey who thinks mass murder and incarceration is a sound solution; our government is hella' corrupt and they're selling us to the Chinese. Sometimes, I hate my country too.

>garbage
that burger is amazing, its literally in the name brainlet

>your favorite langhap-sarap

hahahahaha sorry no what the fuck? i'm white

literally lol'd, you crazy islanders

>>13434971
Langhap=inhale
Sarap=delicious
Meaning you can smell it's delicious.

>>13435008
t.b.h. i'm still a bit drunk from last night's festivities and was laughing because tagalog seems absurd to my ethanol'd brain but it was rude to say, no offense meant my friend

>>13433773
I used to work at farmers markets and this ancient Filipino lady used to bring me over food (she tried to get me with her granddaughter too). She would bring me those crispy rolls they make all the time, fuuuuuuuuck they were so good. I loved that old lady. If she were a young women I would have wifed her.

>>13434052
I love when redditors post this shit as if everybody on 4chan hasn't already heard of it.

>>13433773
Some do, but it's fast food. It is to Filipino food what Mcdonalds is to American food.

>>13433773
>Even the flip fags and ladyboys reject op.
>I show them who's boss!
Haven't been to a Joyburger, it does look good though.

>>13433811
Not op but accurate post

>>13433808
>>13434005
Wtf you're right. I got exactly 50 too

>>13433773
aloha yumburger doesn't seem bad

>>13434685
You don't like the Spanish yet are happy to blindly adopt their religion with abandon , suggests that the country deserves its destiny.

>>13435179
I've never heard of it but to be fair grocery stores and restaraunts throw out an absurd amount of edible food because it it's unaesthetic and won't sell or for fear of being sued due to risks on almost expired dates. Nearly half of all food produced worldwide is wasted. Freegans and the like are kinda based, fuck wasteful nigger industries and fuck jannies.

>>13434060
Send discount coupons pls

>>13434286
They seem very good at keeping their feet clean despite the obvious challenges.

>>13433773
>a single bacon strip
>DRESSING

Palibok looks like it would be tasty if obtained from somewhere besides a fast food place.

>>13434046
>shanghai rolls (available monday- friday only.)
what makes them so special?

>>13433808
Rainman

As a Filipino-American, you should only be going to Jolliebee for the chicken and palabok. The spaghetti would be way better if they didn't put those stupid sweet Filipino hot dogs in it.

>>13435420
youre not a flip shut up AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13433773
Jollibee is like one of those fake businesses a kid would make up for an elementary school project, but real.

>>13435400
The old ladies who can actually make things that aren’t dumping several buckets of slop into one big pot of slop get the weekends off probably

>>13433773
Jollibee is pretty good, but other than that I haven't really had any good Philippino food, yet. Everything I've had so far has just been underwhelming.

The amazing aloha burger looks nice. I also find filipin women very attractive. I like girls with dark eyes, tan and silk jet black hair.

>>13435548
>dumping several buckets of slop into one big pot of slop

Sums up pretty much all filipino food perfectly.

>>13433811
Probably a Chandler faggot

>>13433773
this doesn't even look like actual food. It looks like the plastic toy food sold in a fisher-price play set

I always thought people were joking about Jollibee. It legit looks like Elementary school cafeteria food or something you'd get from a frozen dinner box. Isnt it just some big inside joke?

>>13433773
That aloha yumburger seems based.

>>13434286
Oh no it's the shitty square kind too. Poor kids. But also how is she supposed to know any better? Pity all involved and God bless them I say.

LANG HAP!
SA RAP!

LANGHAPSARAP!!!!

Hey i work in Jollibee ama

>>13434089
No, Canadians don't eat garbage because we're a first world country with well-stocked foodbanks and poverty outreach programs.

Nice cope though. Maybe next life you'll get to live in a country where your entire family makes more than Canadian hourly minimum wage per week.

>>13434051
>I might go to a jolibee bros. What am I in for?
The chicken is breddy gud but the sides are cafeteria-tier. I ate there a few times and if the chicken had been rubbery and soggy instead of delicious and crisp I could have been back in high school.

>>13438981
Why does all Filipino food look like it was dug out of a dumpster?

>>13433773
the aloha burger is pretty close to an aussie burger id get that

>>13433793
>kings island
Don't hate on kings island, they got that blueberry softserve

>>13439232
Because i dug you out of it after i cummed deez nuts into ur mum

>>13439473
SEETHING burger everyone

>>13433773
I've tried Jollibee out of curiosity and I couldn't detect any difference in taste or quality between their burger and any BK/Mc. I don't know where you're from, OP, but that's the same shit you find in any fast food chain.

>>13433773
>Pineapple in a hamburger

Asia should be destroyed

>>13435647
Lumpia is really good, even if it's not very unique.

>>13438994
>doesn't try to argue about the dog fucking.

Leafs, laddies and gents.

>>13439256
>>13433793
>kings island
When Cedar Fair bought it from Paramount, they renamed everything so as to not violate copyrights and bastardized my childhood...
tfw no more Face Off or Top Gun. It will never be the same walking around that place without the sound of Take my Breath Away blasting at 100 decibels.

>>13440207
>doesn't try to argue about the dog fucking.
what a consenting adult and a consenting dog get aboot to in private is none of our concern, eh?

Besides every time we try to pass a law Newfoundland blocks it

>>13433808
I got 52. Are you guys counting the 2 in the far back?

>>13440349
I got 52 but decided to just say 50 I dunno why people are acting like I'm rainman or some shit

>>13438931
The idiots pray to their god every day for a better life, god bless them is what you want to say?
Better you say learn to read and write and develop your own mind is a good start.
Fuck you dumb ignorant uneducated cunt.

>>13433773
I'd try the burger. It's kind of hard to fuck up a burger and easy to fix if the pineapple is gross.

Yoink! and wala!

>hotdogs

why is this garbage so big in contemporary asian cuisine?

I was dating an Asian girl for a few years and we'd always go to Jollibees when we went to Seattle, from Portland. It's not too bad, better than a lot of fast food I'd say.

It's decent in the Philippines if you're a tourist. The spaghetti is overly sweet but a 2 piece spicy chicken and rice meal is bomb for ~$3.50.

Just get it there if you're not staying long and want to eat cheaply. The burgers are on par with McDonalds/bk.

imagine eating this putrid slop prepared and served to you by ugliest and dumbest and most incomprehensible motherfuckers who barely quality as human

>>13434685
>Hi, actual flip here

man. you know you have great grasp on english and you're here with us /ck/bros and I'm sure you're a cool guy and all but thats really got to suck

>>13438259
glad i'm not the only one that recognized it, yes that is definitely plastic food.

Real palabok is god tier, fast food shit is shit

>no wendys
>no popeyes
>no ihop
>no white castle
>no fucking anything
>yet a god damn jollibee is opening up here...
Seriously people have been wanting wendys for decades. This place will be open for six months at best.

>>13434046
Why is it called chickenjoy?

>>13434114
Looking at the steak and shake menu, a plate of pancakes is only 40 cents more than a shake.

aaaaa

>>13440086
'Straya here
You just have shit taste, cunt.
Pineapple, shredded carrot and beetroot are all essential burger toppings.

>>13433773
Holy shit, that logo looks like something from those movies that involve money laundering.

>>13434286
i can smell this picture

>>13434062
That's Spanish.

>>13434089
lol this flip monkey doesnt know about food banks

>>13434685
you are in a bad place because your people have an average IQ of 86, and no real culture. also a lot of muslims, and thats never good.

>>13433773
Doesn't look noticeably worse than McDonalds, to be honest.

>>13444626
you are asian haha

>>13434286
Why are people from the Philippines so ugly?
I can't think of a single country on earth with so many hideously ugly people. Africans are even more attractive

>>13444637
Why are you ugly?

>>13444655
Nice try flip

>>13444851
Why are you mad?
I can't think of a single reason why you are so angry, ugly boy.

it is SO REFRESHING to see more than one JOLLIBEE thread on /ck/

what a way to start the decade, with a JOLLIBEE post.

>>13434685
it's already 2020, 7 months after elections, and STILL we are waiting for shitstains like you to migrate, like you said you all would. tick tock tick tock

I love JOLLIBEE©!!!

>>13444637
They’re the mexicans of Asia and the food is garbage. If you eat trash then you will look like trash.

>>13444600
>goes to garbage dump to pick up rotting, decaying, week old, maggot infested food
>later on goes to a store to buy vegetables
>puts the vegetables in the garbage food dish

Can someone explain this logic to me? What is the point of getting fresh food only to throw it in a dish filled with literal trash?

>>13433773
the palabak and the aloha burger sound decent i guess.

spaghetti and a burger is fucking gross and surreal. thats the grossest carboload possible

i remember being in rehab with a flip and it was the first time i saw someone dump sugar on their spaghetti

i just looked away in confusion
tried it like a year later

not that bad

>>13445309
EAT THE FUCKING YUMBURGER (TM)

>>13444997
>If you eat trash then you will look like trash.
No wonder why you look like a dick.

>>13435540
THIZ.

>>13438951
>LANG HAP!
>SA RAP!
>LANGHAPSARAP!!!!
BLAP BLAP BLAP
BUST A CAP

>>13439479
I'm gonna guess brit or ozz. Mericunts don't say "mum"

>>13440253
>what a consenting adult and a consenting dog get aboot to in private is none of our concern, eh?
>Besides every time we try to pass a law Newfoundland blocks it
Sound more like NEWFOUNDLAND & LABRABOR block it, amiraight ?

>>13442590
>incomprehensible motherfuckers who barely quality as human
>motherfuckers who barely quality as
>who barely quality as
>quality as

>>13444600
Oooh, delicious fingernail grime stew.
Also, why does produce vendor wear a training bra?

>>13444054
Oh hellll yeah

>>13445846
he's the SEETHING pagpag poster who got rejected by his Angeles City fucktoy. in fact, at least 50 posts were written by him in this thread. probably the secret OP of some jollibee threads too.

also nice timeget

>>13443045
Maybe you should be thankful that you're not overrun with franchised processed plastic shit, and maybe you should open an actual local restaurant that serves actual real food.

>>13440623
>>13434026
>>13435222
Flips will roll over immediately to whatever authoritarian superstition they encounter, if they think it will put chicken parts in their stomach and sandals on their feet. Saudi Arabia is full of flips who converted to izlam so they could cook everyone's food and scrub the floors.

>>13434131
>if the Philippines had been colonized by the U.K.
... they'd be more like Bangladesh.

>>13443045
I got a McDonald's 30 miles away, but I'd literally kill for a double whopper with cheese some nights. In the city 2 hours away they have everything Midwest fast-food wise and the Frisco burger
and Swiss mushroom burger were my faves, but I don't think I'd like a local Hardee's. I just want a flame grilled whopper once a week, however shitty that sounds.

>>13445349
Sugar in spaghetti does sound gross. But most store bought sauces are based in HFCS, so I get it, but wouldn't do it.

>>13434277

>>13434111

>>13434111
In your dreams. The asian leeches that come here actually dont give a shit about anyone else and they fucking ALWAYS LITTER