/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The patrician method is to use the guide thing to eat the best ones first, then eat the rest at random without looking, and spit it out if you get the toffee

>>13432431
Both of you are retards

>>13432431
>not eating the whole box yourself so it doesn't matter

>>13432447
>patrician
>disliking toffee
Pick only one you fucking tastelet

>>13432447
>spit it out if you get the toffee

you mispelled 'candied cherry' you tastelet

>>13432431
Map's only there to stop people with allergies from eating something that would cause a reaction.

>>13432431
Your mom is in the wrong, because she may take a candy that she doesn't really care for but is someone else's favorite

>eating sugar
You're both fags

>>13432665
This, your mother, like all women, is wrong as usual and her emotion-laden decisions spell only disaster. Your masculine decision to use the logical map is the correct one.

Don't mind me, just posting the best candy

My faggot brothers do this with the jelly bean jar. You take a handful and get what you get, or else you end up with a quarter jar of the worst flavors.

>>13432431
I got a box of chocolates for Christmas and threw away the map, but I'd say it was more because it's a little stressful and anxiety-inducing to do the cognitive work of identifying twenty different kinds of chocolate, so it's more enjoyable to just pick one at random

>>13432431
For me, it's the fruit and nut caramel. Second best is definitely the molasses chew or the nougat. The rest are all mediocre except I really don't like the PB crunch.

>>13432696
roman nougat all day erryday

>>13432431
>Who was in the wrong here?
Both of you are. Your father, however, is in the right. When he keeps repeating to himself "I should have pulled out, I should have pulled out, I should have...". That way he wouldn't be saddled with you and your weak minded mother.

>>13432431
russel stover chocolates are fucking trashtier

>>13432431
Almost all of them are garbage desu
I guess that's why so many people got this shit

>>13432864
Arguing about how to eat a box of Russell Stover """chocolates""". Who cares? They all taste equally bad.

>>13432912
I agree

I avoid the map because mostly everybody likes the same chocolates best so I don't want to be greedy and take the best ones, whereas if I take one randomly I might get lucky and get the best one but it's not greedy because it was not on purpose.

>>13433016
autism

>>13432431
bro, chocolate is just globs of fat and sugar.
do yourself a favor and chuck the rest of that in the garbage.

>>13432447

You have to be 18 to use the internet

Toss that shitbox right away and get one with a proper map

What the fuck ever happened to "You never know what you're gonna get"?

>>13432684
t. dentist needing new patients

>>13432688
throw them away no one wants butter flavored jelly beans

>>13434096
retard

>>13434092
The only things edible in either of these pics are the peanut butter cups at the corners. Fucking get yourself a Snickers and have a much better time.

>>13432431
>chocolate with filling
do americans really do this? the entire point of chocolate is that it is sweet and bitter and you are supposed to enjoy its taste as is. you are ruining it by adding filling it with candy you fucking caveman

>>13432447
I think you mean mocha you tasteless homosexual

>>13434566
obsessed

>>13432431
Both. Trash the box, buy a case of the best chocolate.

>>13434566
Most retarded bait take I've read in months

>>13434566
>chocolate
>bitter

lol what are yuropoors eating

>>13434566
I hate you

>>13434103
what is this meme? do Europeans fear sugar because they don't brush and floss?

Why would they put a map if it isnt important.
Your mom is dumb.

>>13432431
You can smell the flavor inside the chocolate, you don't need the map.

>>13432431
You can look at the map if you want, it's your chocolate you can follow your own rules
You are a coward however.

>>13432431
Your mom sounds like a fucking Chadstacey and I'd think that she was prime breeding material if it weren't for the fact that she birthed a wimp like you.

>>13434566
Shut up, Susan.

Here's how I do it:
>give gf chocolates
>she consults the map and gives me the caramel and coconut ones
Now that I think about it, I haven't had any other variety of chocolate in nearly a decade now. Maybe I'll get myself some next February 15th.

True patricians find a box that only contains stuff they like.

Then shed bitter tears when they swap out the best pieces for shitty ones, and proceed to never buy a box of chocolates ever again out of a fear of being hurt the same way.

>>13432431
wtf me and my mom are the complete opposite of you and your mom. I just pop whatever into my mouth and she reads through the whole guide over and over

>>13432431
lol I've had so many of these, I know what each one is.

>>13434188

sorry son, those are fucking coconut bullshits

Fruit and mint filling in chocolates are fucking disgusting

Assorted chocolates are shit if any candy repeats itself.

>>13437294
But what if you and your older brother wants the same piece?

>>13437309
Joust.

>my mom
Is she hot?

>>13432447
Pretty good method aside from the part about toffee
>he’s not a toffiboi

>>13437287
Ah yes, I remember that phase. You’ll grow out of being a tastelet

>>13432431
You go to a shop and pick the ones you like and not get the fucking factory truffles which are made by some sweaty chink in a factory where they use sewer oil to thin out the ugandan poop cocoa.

>>13437660
I like the boxes/bags of wrapped individual Godiva truffles you can get at Neiman Marcus Last Call for pretty cheap

>>13432431
Your mom is retarded. But she's a woman so that's expected.

>>13432688
Not to mention
>picking and sorting their way through a loose jelly bean jar to get the best flavors
Sounds grubby as hell

>>13437697
This isn’t a mgtow thread

>>13432864
>2 chocolate butter creams left
All is not lost. There is hope even in these dark times.

>>13432431
the only reason to look at the map is to see what one you ate if you like/dislike it if its your first time ever eating these

but if you dislike any of them then maybe you shouldn't be eating sweets period

>>13437715
What does that have to do with his mother, who is a woman, being a retard?

>>13434566
>anime
>>>/a/

>>13434096
Did you forget Gump was retarded?

>>13432431
I don't have skin in the game since I'm alergic to nuts so I'm stuck reading the map regardless.
In other words, I just don't buy boxes.

>>13437572
Finally

>>13432431
Maps are for women and faggots. Real men finde the right way through instinct and pure will. Remember, if you ask for directions you have to turn your Man Card™ in.

>>13439121
How? The character seems a lot smarter than most people I speak to today.

>>13439129
>1970+49
>being allergic to nuts

>>13439236
Cool story Schlomo

>>13439336
I'm a Nazi you retard. Gas the jews.

>>13432675
Quite a few posts before someone shared the only acceptable answer.

>>13432431
Those box chocolates suck anyways

Why has no one brought up the superior way to eat boxed chocolate?

>>13439602

>>13432431
>map
autist

>>13432431
Just buy a big bar of some chocolate you actually like.

>>13434092
This.
>not getting the one with the interactive augmented reality overlay map app