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How is Emmy so cute? How can so much beauty, kindness, cuteness, and cooking talent be in one person? I wish she had married me instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZXu1LP6rTM

>> No.13429607

>>13429595
I hope you fucking die you autistic shill cunt.

>> No.13429608

>>13429595
Disgusting mole faced bitch. Just fuck off with these dumb threads.

>> No.13429621

She's the most creative cook I've ever seen on Youtube. Who else has thought of replicating meals from famine or poverty times? She is also down to earth, and tries military rations and fast food. She's beautiful and has the kindest, gentlest voice. She's so perfect, literal 1 in a billion. There will never be a goddess like Emmy for a thousand years

>> No.13429624

>>13429621
>>13429595
you deserve death

>> No.13429631

I'd love watching my big white cock slide in and out, glistening with Emmy's sopping wet pussy juices, hearing her Japanese moans while I lift her legs up for super deep penetration, and hearing the sighs she'd make as I release ropes upon ropes of cum inside her, filling her womb with my load.

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>>13429631
keep going anon

>> No.13429667

The evolution of White man and Asian woman: In the beginning White man and Asian woman were united, physically, sexually, spiritually, as one. The original White man and Asian woman strolled in the Garden of Eden, naked and unashamed, and the world was once at peace, but then, Satan, in the form of Asian misogyny, separated Asian woman from White man and savagely robbed her of her precious White lover. And for nearly two thousand years Asian woman has been thusly deprived of the freedom to worship her White god; she was enslaved against her will, under the tyranny of Asian man’s dictatorship. Asian woman was mercilessly tortured, subjugated, and dominated; she was broken, torn to pieces and even killed for the sick amusement of the patriarchal Asian man who wanted nothing but to make Asian woman suffer for her “sin” of having once being loved by White man. And through her tears and in her dreams and in the slumber of two thousand years she cry for her White god to come to rescue for her.
Lo and behold, for the darkness is over and the light shall shine upon the world once again. White man has cleaved the air like thunder, like lightning and White man has proclaimed, the time is come! For he has come to rescue Asian woman from the Oriental torture chamber of hell, from Satan’s claws he shall steal her, and he will make the world aright and then White man and Asian woman shall be reunited as one once again, for White man and Asian woman so naturally belong to each other, as the original Adam and Eve, and the two-thousand-years dream will be awakened and its natural order restored when White man and Asian woman are reunited!

>> No.13429679

>>13429667
You're higher than me

>> No.13429685

>>13429621
Yeah, who would ever think to do food reviews in their car or eat different MRE's on camera? So unique and special

>> No.13429700

>>13429595
I always wondered why she won't show her husband but then I realized it's probably because he's white and it would make Asian guys seethe.

Also does anyone else find it weird that she lives in the middle of nowhere in Rhode Island of all places?

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>>13429700
she has the most Asian baby you've ever seen, no way did she marry a white guy

>> No.13429873

>>13429667
there is something deeply wrong with people like you

>> No.13429877

>>13429631
but she's ethnically Chinese