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What food can even a retard like me cook

What are recipes that every retard should know? I learned how to cook ground beef this week, that's the kind of thing I'm talking about. What are some "you literally can't fuck this up you stupid fucking retard" meals with only 1-2 ingredients

>> No.13428232

>>13428219
fuck off

>> No.13428245

>>13428219
Italian cooking. Minimal ingredients, maximum flavour.

>> No.13428248

Grilled cheese
Marinara
Scrambled eggs
Tuna salad

>> No.13428251

>>13428245
You mean minimal flavor, maximum autism?

>> No.13428255

>>13428219
Baked beans

>> No.13428257

>>13428251
No, pretty sure I meant what I said. Haha, stupid murican.

>> No.13428262

>>13428257
Obsessed

>> No.13428274
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13428274

>>13428262
I am not playing this game with you.

>> No.13428293

>>13428219
Eggs (scrambled, fried, poached)
Tomato sauce
Chicken breast
Rice
Thats about it for basic retard stables. If you want to actually learn how to cook steer away from recipes for now and learn how each ingredient changes in different situations. Before you know it youll know what flavour is missing from each dish and know how to adjust it.

T.flavourautist

>> No.13428300

>>13428274
Your country?

>> No.13428307

>>13428300
Tonga

>> No.13428311

>>13428293
Very bad advice. I'm sure your food is repulsive. Recipes are pretty key when first learning. Once you make enough of other people's recipes then you'll have a good basis for making your own

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13429426

>>13428219
Nice kot

>> No.13431269

>>13428219
Lentils and rice
Soak the lentils in water for a few hours, once they're soaked leave enough water so they're just submerged or add if need be, add a lot of olive oil, like 10-15cl, spices
Cook basmati rice in a rice cooker
Even better: red lentils and add coconut milk

>> No.13431368

>>13428248
This +
Sandwiches
Boiled eggs
Egg salad
Cole slaw
Baked potatoes
Boiled (literally any vegetable)

If tortillas are something available to you
Burritos
Tacos
Quesadillas (just like a grilled cheese)

>> No.13431372

>>13428219
You can cook a hot dog, just make sure your mother supervises you while using the microwave.

>> No.13431375

>>13428293
>I can just learn how to cook everything completely on my own!
Recipes help teach you the processes for the cooking, experience teaches you the flavor. If you don’t know the process you couldn’t possibly experience proper flavors without literally ruining every single damn thing you touch.

>> No.13431392

>>13428293
>Eggs
stopped reading there, eggs are so fucking easy to fuck up and if you set your standards on subpar eggs when you start cooking then you will make shitty eggs your entire life

>> No.13432578

>>13428219
japanese food isnt hard to learn to cook and is quite simple actually, you can make it at home with minimal ingredients.

>> No.13432587

>>13428262
Obesed

>> No.13432616

>>13431392
Which is exactly why its the first thing they teach you in culinary school genius.

>> No.13432636

>>13431392
>>13431375
Yeah I was wrong. For a beginner you need a reference or you repeat the same mistakes.

>> No.13432694

>>13428219

Pretty much anything this dude makes, if you can stand the sound of his voice. Gotta respect the game, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQxaT07uB7A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkzz9dW9Yms

>> No.13432721

>>13428219
pick something you like and start there, i started with fried chicken, then just keep growing your repertoire from there to more things you like and build on skills you learn, and get ready to eat some cruddy meals as you learn, you'll be making expert shit you love more than restaurants in a couple years.