/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13421975
how was cuck wars

>>13421975
that's a nice fat bun. the one i got at costco food court was simpy. how'd it taste?

>>13421978
not OP but it was hilariously bad. palpaltinis star destroyer fleet looked like some 300 tier cgi. we went to watch it with a friend that was genuinly excited and even he felt cheated by the mouse

>>13421975
All fatties get trays.

>>13421975
My local theater has retractable trays attached to the arm rests, your theater is in the dark ages.

>>13421975
Imagine being such a hamplanet that you need a hotdog as well as popcorn and a HFCS drink just to make it through a movie. No wonder they gave you a tray.

They give you trays in prison too.

>>13423556
Where did the word "hamplanet" come from anyway?

>>13423556

this may shock and surprise you but many movie viewings line up with lunch and dinner hours and when people go to see the movie, they'd like to have a meal which constitutes lunch or dinner.

>>13423631
the brain of a great wordsmith

>>13423556
It's a treat to enjoy while watching a nice film and might take up the space of a proper meal.

Besides, popcorn isn't filling at all.

Haven't been to a theater in 10 years for that very reason. Grown ups filling their fat face.. Cant they survive 2 hrs without eating?

>>13422197
Hell anon, I saw the first star wars when I was a little kid and it put me right to sleep, even my grandmother that brought me to that movie stayed awake longer.
Those movies always put me to sleep, always, they sucked when I was a kid and now that it's disney shit suck even more.

>>13421975
All that must have cost $45 dollars

>>13423663
Their's really no reason to go to a theather these days. With proper technology one can pause stuff, fast forward, go back, control the sound levels, and get snacks and drinks and take a piss at our own leisure while not listening to distracting niggers yapping and checking their cellphones.

Niggers also lack self control so end up kicking seats, why in my right mind would I want to pay to be around them?

>>13422197
That forced disney diversity just doesn't work for me.

>>13423556
IIFYM

>>13423670
Retard

>>13421978
Not op either but >>13422197 is right. Movie was a weird disjointed mess moving from one macguffin hunt to the other at such a rapid pace that nothing has time to sink in or matter
It feels like JJ Abrams tried to appeal to every fan theory and corner of fandom

>>13421975
So you eat that food and sit there for more than an hour, watching a movie, without brushing and flossing your teeth?
that is super gross, mydude.

>>13423771
Riight, but you're the one paying $20 a ticket for disney/hollywood crapola and $20 for a small box of popcorn or some watered down soda. Yeah OK, I'm the retard.

>>13423793
It's not just an hour these days in NYC, movies are drawn out to at least two and a half hours and that's not including commercials before they even start. It's pretty pathetic that movies don't even start at the stated start time anymore.

>>13423807
>not pirating movies
>going to the theatre at all
>not smuggling in your own snacks if you ever do
LMAO YES YOU ARE THE RETARD

>>13423793
OCD as fuck

>>13423825
I was the one that wrote that I don't go to theatres anymore, there's no reason to.

>>13423833
>he doesn't have normie friends who take him to the theatre sometimes
aw

>>13423825
Unless bringing a guest from a foreign countryto a movie theatre there's 100% no reason that I would want to be at one.

>>13423844
well at least you have friends

>>13423841
> he pays $20 a seat for bullshit hollywood crapola and standing in line for even more crapola instead of just downloading the shit and playing it.

>>13423832
>OCD as fuck
We only got one set of teeth. a couple of minutes of work a day will keep you basically cavity free + no need to go to the dentist.

>>13423852
Family and friends is pretty cool and certainly a reason why I don't go to theatres anymore, we can all deal with this on our own and not stand in line like faggots.

>>13423853
>he doesn't understand that seeing movies with other people is a social event
i prefer to sit at home with a pirated movie too but you're kind of just revealing you are in fact a sperg without normie friends

>>13423862
>he just doesn't get it
sad
i can't imagine being autistic like this

>>13423866
>sit next to people you cant talk to in the middle of the cinema
>social event
retard.
invite people over to watch movies you mongoloid

>>13423866
Why do you presume that? Standing in line with niggers is not a social event when I or friends can host these at our own homes.

>>13423868
I suspect that you can't imagine much of anything outside of hollywood bullshit.

>>13423870
>>13423874
this is really fucking sad
i need to remember not to bully the disabled

>>13423878
>i don't understand how social interaction works so you aren't actually a fan of twin peaks
delete your life

>>13423879
Niggers aren't disabled, they're just niggers that want free money from "the gubment." Kind of like al sharpie sharpton or jessie jackson.

>>13423879
imagine getting kiked and thinking thats how things should be.
muh social event my ass

>>13423881
Yeah you're right on that one, I'm not a fan of any west coast bullshit, shows designed to go on until they get cancelled has never been appealing to me.

>>13423866
yeah I actually have good friends.

>>13423879
Don't forget mayor marion "crackhead" berry from Washington, DC.

>>13423881
Left coast laughtracks, oh yeah, that's certainly appealing. These shits can't do crap without a laughtrack.

>>13423917
>>13423891
>laughtrack
thanks for proving neither of you have watched it or even have a clue what you're talking about
>coast shit
Literally what are you even talking about

>>13423921
Coastal America has not produced anything good for nearly 30 years.

>>13423927
why do you Americans hate each other so fucking much

>>13423928
That's not hate but merely a fact
t. european

>>13423921
Why would I want to watch moronic shit from the left coast that needs laughtracks and focus groups?

>>13423928
We don't hate california, or left coast freaks that wear vans and sketchers we just don't want to be around them. That's because they're morons and suck.

>>13423928
Not him,. I'm British but he's right. Nothing good has come from Coastal America (which includes Canadian coastline as well) for decades,

>>13423928
We also don't want to pay for california's illegal immigration policies which make no sense at all, only a fool would fall for that california bullshit.

>>13423935
it doesn't have laughtracks though and you'd know that if you weren't too busy seething about nothing

>>13423932
>>13423944
>>13423958
>>13423953
Alaskan Bush People is pretty good though
I love watching shitty people

>>13423960
How am I seething?
Watch anything from the left coast/hollywood and it's filled with laughtracks because it's so lame they need the laughtracks.

>>13423961
That shit is so staged it's unwatchable, I can't get through more than five minutes of one of those so called reality shows without turning it off.

>>13423631
something awful

>>13423960
Laughtracks / focus groups / lawyers that's the left coast shit these days, pretty much useless cunts.

>>13423964
>>13423981
>I HATE LAUGHTRACKS
>it doesn't have laughtracks
>I HATE FOCUS GROUPS
>it wasn't audience tested
>FUCK YOU YES IT DOES REEEEE
ok

>>13423986
As in the movie Videodrome the real solution is to simply turn off the TV. Mine if off now, how many commercials are you watching?

>>13423971
It being so horribly staged is part of the appeal for me. It just makes me laugh even more that they continually fuck up so hard

>>13423994
haha who the fuck has cable anymore, boomer?

>>13423996
The problem with that is all of the commercials stuffed in, kind of like NFL matches with 5 hours of commercials for a 1 hour match.

>>13424001
It's included in my apartment, I can always use my computer for other shit.

>>13424004
Ah, I just torrent ad-free

>>13424006
That's fair

>>13424007
I think the problem with torrenting these days is finding hosts, it was big stuff like 15 years ago but now, finding hosts is a hassle.

>>13424007
Also some of those called "ad-free" sites throw pop-ups and are annoying as all heck. Try to watch EPL stuff online and there are more pop-ups then one can shake a stick at.

>>13424029
>annoying as all heck.

>>13424035
I was putting that nicely instead of calling them click bait cunt sites.

>>13424029
What are torrents?
Jeez, son. Cant afford 20 bucks for some streaming service?

>>13423825
while this is 100% true. Waiting to see Promare as not a shaky camrip is torture

>>13423886
Can you say rent free? Go fuck a nigger already and get it out of your system.

>>13424035
>shake a stick at

>>13421975
What's with the massive bun

>>13424137
What's with your shitty "rent free" meme. I've been paying my own rent since I was about 15 yrs old, what useful shit have you done except try to make up bullshit?

>>13424137
Your "rent free" bullshit got boring fast, is that why you keep trying to push it?

>>13424322
>I've been paying my own rent since I was about 15 yrs old
that's not what he means, bro

>>13424322
Yes, we know you come from a dysfunctional white family that kicks their kids to the street as soon as they hit puberty, but that wasn't his point.

>>13424344
Ya know, if you're trying to make a point then you're not doing very well at it, try learning some English in order to get a point across to others. I'm not wearing some decoder ring so don't understand your nonsense.

>>13424355
Nice assumption, totally wrong, but that's to be expected from a nigger such as you.

>>13424355
Your jealously preceeds you, nigboi.

>>13422069
That's way too much bread for a dog.
What is Jap's problem with making Amerian bread products huge? It's disgusting. All chewy bread, they totally miss the point.
Why is Japanese food so vulgar?

>>13424358
Proofread your post before replying you illiterate nigger

>>13423655
shut the fuck up fatass

>>13424749
I weigh 10 and a half stone and run five miles a day, go fuck youself, neo-puritan.

>>13424642
That means so much from a nigger paying for a tray in some theatre.
That's really comes down to the fact that you're a meaningless fool.

>>13424103
It's worth the wait Anon

>>13423866
>pirate movie
>invite friends over
>acquire beer
>acquire literally whatever the fuck you want to eat
>can be as loud as you want and do other shit while you watch the movie
>can pause and rewind at will
>can watch as many movies as you want
>not a nigger in sight

vs.

>go stand in line, pay the jews $14 to watch one movie
>pay them another $20 for snacks that you could buy at the gas station for $5
>stand in line again
>enter darkened room full of niggers
>can't pause, can't do anything but sit in silence and hope laqueenie's baby daddy doesn't call her mid-film
>no beer in sight

>>13425656
proved yourself as autistic and that you don't have any friends to invite over
shit dude you are nearing thirty, how are you so autistic?

>>13424070
>like 6 major competing streaming services
>most have 2-3 shows I'll actually watch and thousands of super low budget filler crap
>all the good shows exclusive to one streaming service
>all $20 each
>or i could have it all for free

sorry disney, i'm not paying $20 a month so I can watch 4 episodes of Mandalorian a year. inb4 you call me poor for not wasting my money on useless bullshit I can get for free.

>>13425663

you seem upset, you should try and relax.

>>13425674
i haven't seen such a display of autism since last week
congrats, die

>>13425674
>redditfag lecturing anyone
die under the superior homosexual you unbelievable pussy

>>13423854
Yeah, but brushing + flossing twice a day when you get up and before you go to bed is fine for the average person. Directly after each meal is just OCD and can actually damage your teeth if you eat/drink acidic things right before you brush.

>>13425674
>REEEEEEE I FUCKING HATE JEWS
>ok retard
>WHAT THE FUCK I AM LITERALLY SEETHING WHAT THE FUCK TAKE ME SEEERIIIOOOUUUSLY
pathetic. eat bowser ass

>>13425686
this
he is literally ocd sperg fuck

>>13425688
>>13425682
>>13425679
haha I made you guys mad by literally presing butons

>>13424322
Niggers live rent free in your head stupid retard

>>13425697
ESL triggered by gays