/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13423728
Pork satay chou mein, beef in black bean, special fried rice

>>13423728

Chicken chow fun. One fat asian cook filling in for front desk lady once corrected me and said no no, its Chow Hoofun and was very animated in stressing Huuuuufun.

kung po pork, fried rice, crab cheese, chicken wing

my favorite lunch ever, had it like 150 times probably

>>13423728
General Tso's with fried rice, chicken on a stick, and crab rangoon

>>13423728
Orange beef, fried rice, egg roll, either wonton or egg drop soup.
If I get something from the appetizer menu is either rangoons or char siu

when u mix the onions from the entree with the fried rice

>>13423728
commander tso's chiggen
polk fly lice
egg loll

shrimp fried rice
fried chicken wings
hot and sour soup

Beijing beef, fried rice, steamed vegetable

>>13423860
Based chinaman poster

it depends on the place

but otherwise crab rangoon is a must for some reason.

>>13423728
Crab rangoon, because I just like saying it. Crab rangoooon. Crab rangooooooooooooooooon.

Wonton soup, beef chow fun

>>13424021
Fuck off Pagan Min.

>>13423728
1 General Tsu's Chicken
1 Pork Fried Rice
2 eggs rolls

Chowmien or some variation of noodles
Spicy sir fried fried beef
Orange chicken
Steamed veggies
Hot and sour soup
Juicy pork dumplings

Yes I'm fat as fuck.

Almond cookies

>>13424120
more of you to love <3

God I wish I were a grotesque little slug or something sliding across the ground and a sexy Chinese woman would come and eat me alive.

>>13424120
how do you eat so much?

CRAB CHEESE ON HOUSE

>>13424032

This guy knows what's up. Also a canned coke to drink.

>>13423728
Pork mei fun (rice noodles) with an order of crab rangoons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55tU7GSF0WM
i usually get the mac and cheese

>>13424220

>>13423728
teriyaki beef on a stick, spring rolls and crab rangoons. local place doesn't have any fortune cookies for some reason either

General Tso Chicken (Extra Spicy)
Combination Fried Rice (Pork, Chicken, Shrimp)
Egg Roll
Lo Mein (Thick Noodle Only).. Fucking hate when they jew you with thin noodles.

is crab rangoon mostly an American-Chinese thing? i never see it in Canadian-Chinese restaurants

>>13424758
i believe it is.

I don't even order food anymore just some cool aid and 500g of msg mixed with used cooking oil

>>13423728
roast pork with chinese vegitables, hunan chicken, chicken curry fried rice and pork fried rice. Maybe drunken noodles.

>>13424220
>25 subs, less than 100 views

This is you, isn't it?

>>13423728
Chicken Teriyaki/Pepper steak
Steam veggies
Egg soup

>>13423744
>The Great Sparrow Campaign. Colorized. 1959.

>>13424970
no
no it is not

>>13423728
grab rangoon
orange chichen
dr pepper

Sesame chicken or tofu depending on my mood (i'm a grill)
pork fried rice
and most importantly
*CRAB RANGOONS*

>>13424851
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>13423728
Lunch special at the local joint. Veggie fried rice, veggie egg roll, a coarse hot and sour soup, and I rotate between mild orange chicken, szechuan chicken, char siu bbq pork, mongolian beef, and honey walnut prawns. Sometimes I'll also order the crab and cream cheese wontons, fucking delicious stuff.

>>13424021
Rangoonies!

>>13425875
A good one that I like from a local joint is half/half, that's hot and sour soup with wontons in. That's good stuff and great to help cure a hangover.

>>13425830
I couldn't give two shits about "starving nigerians" if they were smart they wouldn't be starving or dealing with their pepetual dictator weirdos. Take that starving nigerian shit to sally struthers.

That starving nigerian shit is a UN scheme to tax people without calling it taxes but falling on suckers.

>>13425830
The other problem with the so called "starving nigerians" is that they expect USA and other nations tax dollars, the're just gaming nations to achieve bullshit by idiot old people thinking that their really starving when they're not at all yet their gaming nations for billions while the vast majority of that money is going to their corrupt goverments and creepy ass dictators.

That starving nigerian bullshit is about as credible as carbon credits and climate taxes from the UN.

>>13425830
This was copied over from an older thread just a couple of days ago.

>>13424970
I have no problem believing that's who I talk to around here.

>>13423728
I enjoy Chinese porn,.. noodles

>>13425830
>Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

Fun Fact: There are now more chinese restaruants in the city of Abuja than there are native african restaurants.

Bow down to your new master, niggers.

>>13426308
China owns pretty much 3/4 of Africa now that the whites have been driven away.

>>13426312
They will soon be eating Africans.

>>13426312
this.

China is well on it's way to being the world's dominant colonial superpower for the next decade.

>>13426333
Frightening

>>13423857
based

>>13423728
I like a Number 8, extra spicy, a Number 3 and 2 Number 17's

>>13426312
We weren't driven away at all, it's not worth it to deal with the expense of niggers anymore.

>>13426341
Reminder that this peach would taste like fucking shit if the skin came off that easily.

>>13426450
That's pretty peachy.

>>13426444
Just imagine looking up her skirt and groping her ass while she's on a ladder getting books for you.

>>13426460
>her
>she
anon......

>>13423728
Sesame/general tsos chicken with a side order of chicken on a stick
Sometimes I get the crab rangoons

>>13426447
Rhodesians were definitely driven away or killed

>>13426478
You have a filthy gutter mind and should feel sad!

>>13426578
I know, friends from South Africa told me about that. What most folk don't know about is that dictator from Equatorial Guinea that would cut people's hearts and testicles out and eat them in order to gain their power. Those africans and niggers in general are some real freak jobs.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-teodoro-obiang-nguema-equatorial-8808273

>>13426590
One can't blame the USA for that one as much as you assholes would like to, I think that was some English colony.

>>13426312
>China owns pretty much 3/4 of Africa now that the whites have been driven away.
love the Chinese. They're not soft and take pitty on the niggers like white people do. Based Chinese know how to use modern day niggers as the new "low wage" labor force.

>>13426598
You keep writing that bullshit but there's nothing left in africa execpt for niggers, the chinks will learn and will get out like we did.

>>13426312
South Africa's GDP has turned to shit while the niggers genocide the white people and drive them out.

I'm glad white people around the world are not only ignoring, but celebrating their own genocide. lol fuck whites

>>13426598
>Based Chinese know how to use modern day niggers as the new "low wage" labor force.
and don't forget all their natural resources. that's all be sold for pennies on the dollar to China now.

>>13426624
That's really because blacks took over the government there, ask any South African and they'll give you a dose of reality instead of political correctness.

>>13426624
Forced diversificaion never works especially when dealing with niggers.

>>13426624
That stupid nelson maldela shit and sob stories really fucked up the nation of South Africa.

Lemon Chicken/hot braised pork
Fried dumplings
Roast pork fried rice

>>13426624
>white genocide
While white men are payed for their sperm? While all races of women flock to white men? Not to mention that where ever you go the higher classes are lighter skinned, even if all races assimilate in some sort of lefty race mixing paradise lighter skinned people will always rule over darker skins through genetic superiority.

>>13426665
prok fri rii for the win

>>13426689
What stupid socialist community college did you parrot that from?

>>13426697
Lmao argue with any of the points, you can’t

>>13426699
You didn't make a point, you're just parroting forced diversity. Given that you didn't a point there's nothing to argue or debate with.

>>13426699
I'd have a better discussion with a toilet then with some idiot trying out forced diversity.

>>13426630
All african governments that control their countries are corrupt as hell with the government officials and their families living as an upper class off letting oil companies set up shop

>>13426697
I graduated from the University of Phoenix online. Where did you "study"?

I'll order one of everything and eat it in front of a live audience to get twitch bucks.
After I stop streaming I will purge the contents of my stomach and fall asleep

>>13426624
white people are dumb as shit. they literally think Wakanda is real and that niggers invented errthang.

>hey let's talk about Chinese food
>NIGGERS
My favorite is the szechuan beef.

>>13426710
Kind of like haiti vs the dominican republic, same island of hispanola but very different nations, the former is full of niggers and shit and voodoo bullshit, the latter is pretty cool.

>>13426726
Precisly what are you? Some chick cunt?

>>13423728
General tsos make it hot
White rice
Can of Coke

>>13426753
Actually chile peppers from the Americas make it hot, you chink bastards wouldn't know of that if it raked you over your heads like a shovel.

>>13426729
I like szechuan beef and general tso's but the problem is that a lot of chinky joints use filler like peanuts so when I do an order from one I have to specify to leave the peanuts out, some cheap ass cunt restaurants try to charge extra for leaving out the peanuts.

>>13423728
My wife is Chinese so I don’t get to eat Chinese takeout very often as she hates it, but i always liked anything with garlic and black bean sauce

>>13426774
Perhaps she perfers Italian, like chicken parm.

>>13426773
I like the peanuts as long as the ratio isn't totally fucked. One time I got chicken and broccoli and i'm not exaggerating when I say there was 3 pieces of chicken in the whole thing. Fuck cheap skate owners with a rake.

>>13426805
Those cheapskate chinks will try you fuck you over everytime.

>>13426805
People here complain about jews a lot but it's the cheap ass chinks that are the worst of them all.

sweet and sour chicken cantonese style
soft fried noodles
egg fried rice

i almost never deviate, because i don't want to waste money and ruin my dinner. i have tried other stuff and apart from chow men it was always shit. appetisers also seem like a waste of money.

>>13423744
Why do the Chinese give so little fucks about animals?

>>13423728
Duck in black bean sauce.

Most folk don't think of this anymore but chicken egg foo young is really good.

>>13426874
... stuff like this and some old style things like chicken chow mein are really good. Most folk denegrate them but that's because they've become too used to hipster shit.

General Tso Chicken extra spicy.
I only go to the "gourmet" Chinese restaurants anymore after I found out the cheap but clean place I've been going to got caught selling fermented meat.
I pay 3-5$ more for my order but it's always top notch.

>>13426892
What I like doing is getting the base chicken general tsos but add my own spices like hot peppers. It always works out better that way especially if it's a delivery order.

Sizzle Duck Crepe and that chicken and pine nuts shit you wrap in lettuce.

>>13426726
>white people are dumb as shit. they literally think Wakanda is real
Only illiterate liberals think this. Nobody educated thinks niggers are advanced.

>>13427100
that's only because this is what white kids are taught in california schools.

>>13423728

Beef with broccoli, pork fried rice, sweet and sour soup, eggroll, can of Pepsi.

>>13423728
Combo fried rice. Sometimes noodles if I'm ordering from a place that has particularly good ones.

>>13423857
Gonna have to try this.

My favorite shit was the and shrimp fried rice and egg foo yung w/ gravy at this long running Cantonese place. They changed management a long time ago though...

>>13424021
Hehe nice

salt and pepper shrimp or squid if available with eggdrop soup

Chicken fried rice
Fried wontons
Large Coke

>>13426870
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

Mayonnaise walnut shrimp.
Cream of sum yung gai.

>>13424178
You misspelled “Mountain Dew”

Chow fun
Szechuan spicy string beans
Salt and pepper pork chops
Mapo tofu with white rice

>>13423728
Mu shu beef with extra sauce and pancakes.

>>13423728
General Tsos, egg roll, fried wonton dipped in garlic sauce, French fries.

>>13423728
Spring rolls
Gyoza
Cantonese rice
Sweet sour chicken
Bamboo shoots and peppers beef

Chicken fried rice
Chicken satay skewers
Smoked corn chicken
Curry sauce

>>13423728
chick fried rice, ginger beef, spring rolls and vegetables

>>13423728

>Singapore chow mei fun
>house special lo mein
>steamed dumplings
>Szechuan chicken

>>13423728
sweet and sour chicken with egg fired rice,

>>13424031
kek

Egg rolls, bbq pork lo mein, Szechuan chicken