/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13412428
switch to water, you absolute child

>>13412428
>diet soda cancer meme
god just die from your beetus juice already you dumb boomer

>>13412428
just drink diet coke retard

>>13412436
>an actual child calling anyone else a child

>>13412438
>>13412441
fuck you coca cola shills

>>13412428
there is absolutely no evidence that stevia or aspartame give you cancer or are otherwise harmful
Also HRCS is no worse for you than honey or whatever

>>13412469
YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS AND THE STICKS AND THE FECES PEASANT

>>13412448
>an actual child calling an actual adult an actual child

>>13412469
Honey isn't good for you either. All fructose is poison.

>>13412561
underage faggot detected

>>13412428
Just drink club soda nigga

>>13412428
buy some of those pulp fruit bags and make your own juice, I've been doing that for years.

>>13412428
holy fuck drink water

also, try Topo Chico if it's in your area. it's a brand of naturally carbonated water that's delicious. They have a lime flavor that tastes very similar to a less crispy, no sugar sprite.

>>13412448
Aspartame is literally the most studied food additive in the world.
https://www.gao.gov/products/HRD-87-46

>>13412624
>trust (((the experts))) peasant!

>>13412580
good one faggot

>nobody answering OP's question

>>13412746
He got retarded replies for his retarded question. I don't think he should have expected more.

>>13412751
>drink the fucking syrup peasant

>>13412428
Cane sugar soda is just as bad for you as HFCS soda. Learn to love low cal/calorie free sweeteners or flavored seltzer.

>>13412626
>Buy our "natural" products instead!

>>13412763
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS AND THE FECES

>>13412566
>All fructose is poison.
Bullshit, the body processes fructose very easily, also does honey contain many nutrients and you can get propolis from it.

>WAAAAAAAH HUFFPOST

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/best-natural-sodas_n_5989eab1e4b0d793738a9070

>>13412428
Mix cream of tartar and lemon juice into water.
Chug too much of it whenever you want sodypaps.

>>13412428
>quit soda and beer altogether one month ago
>lost 10 kg already without me doing anything more than just drinking water instead.

Feels good man, only 40 kg more to go. i'll probably need to exercise and eat healthier though to achieve this.

>>13412428
>>"flavored" sparkling water just tastes like if Landshark was made with fruit instead of hops
Honestly you get used to it, wanted to switch off soda a few years ago and these seemed like the next best bet. You learn to like it, but you gotta stick with it for a bit. It's definitely an acquired taste.

>>13413231
>It's definitely an acquired taste
first time i ever had seltzer water it tasted like breath, which was very off-putting

one of the things soda does for you is settle your stomach

imo eating pineapple does the same job while satisfying you faster

>>13414749
>eating pineapple = consuming a fizzy drink

my palette needs stimulation in very specific ways, replacing soda with pineapple thats fucking stupid what the hell is wrong with you

Blatantly false fuck head. Aspartame is a known neurotoxin. Its chemical bonds metabolize into formaldehyde. Just ask the U.S. Millitary

>>13414776
eat big fresh chunks and they'll bite your tongue in a good way

>>13414798
>drinking a fizzy soft drink is the same as eating solid food
its not the same at all what the fuck is wrong with you

Genuinely curious, what's wrong with drinking water? What culture do you stem from where drinking water is frowned upon?

>>13414828
>What culture do you stem from where drinking water is frowned upon?

i drink water, but i want soda i don't fucking care what anyone's "culture" says
fucking polfags i swear

>>13414807
Drink water on top then. You're gonna have to figure out what makes soda feel good to you, break those elements down and reassamble them into another set of sensations that won't lead you to guzzling refined sugar. Stimulate your stomach and sting your throat with some acidity, then wash it down with cold hydration. Make it iced tea if you need that caffeine.

>>13412428
>are there any non-HFCS sodas that won't give me cancer?
Basically everything sold outside US, for starters. Though to be fair, you should probably just drink water instead. Having sugar instead of HFCS isn't much of an improvement(least of all in soda).

>>13414837
i know what i want so stop trying to be my dietician you fuck
a non-HFCS, non-aspartame, non-stevia soda
anything that's only sweetened by non-processed pure cane sugar
i don't want an "alternative stimulation" that isn't even anything like drinking a soda
fuck off

>>13414853
>anything that's only sweetened by non-processed pure cane sugar
I thought you wanted to be less of a fat fuck.

>>13412428
>are there any natural sodas that aren't chemically processed to metabolize into carcinogens but also taste like fountain soda?

>just drink water instead!
>no eat pineapples!
>aspartame is good for you! eat the bugs!

fruit and water, then soda in moderation
if you dont have the willpower for that then you will stay fat anyway

>>13414868
pure cane sugar > hfcs

>>13414880
short carbohydrates = short carbohydrates
At least where it concerns being a fat fuck, I'm not going to claim that HFCS isn't necessarily unhealthier in other ways.,

>>13414888
i didn't ask for diet advice
i asked for unprocessed soda recommendations
now either name some brands or fuck off with your unsolicited armchair expert advice

>>13414901
So what's your weight goal? 500lb?

>>13414914
thanks for the bump

>>13412428
You might check a brand called Blue Sky. They use cane sugar, and think they have an "organic" version. They have an orange cream version. They have plain cola and a Dr pepper variant, but they don't have caffeine in them.

>>13412428
Do you think that stuff is easy to ship and shelf stable without preservatives? If you want it bad enough, you can make it yourself by simmering fruit with some sugar to make your own syrup, and either make it yourself with club soda or get one of those shakeable seltzer things. Been doing it myself for years, even works for cocktails.

https://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2012/06/cold-strawberry-soda-on-hot-summer-day.html

>>13412428
virgil's cola tastes like real cinnamon and has real sugar, i love it
also tamarindo jarritos is flavored with just tamarind and sugar afaik

>>13414930
>but they don't have caffeine in them
this sounds exactly like what i'm looking for
thanks

>>13414932
good idea and it doesn't sound that hard

>>13414960
>virgils
heard their root beer is really good

all memes aside, there's unironically nothing wrong with stevia. you can grow it yourself if you want and the leaf straight off the plant tastes exactly like the shit in the packets. im sure you can even find organic non gmo shit if you wanted too.

>>13414972
They can be kinda pricey. You can find them in whole food like stores usually. They should also have some other similar products you can take a look at.
There's also that soda stream. I think the syrup they sell isn't too bad. You can also find some sort of converter online so you can buy those big tanks of c02 instead of buying those overpriced cans they want you to buy.

>>13414853
Drink la croix instead tubby. It's just like what you want except it makes you not gay. Which is why you wont drink it. Enjoy your pure cane no corn syrup aids juice faggot.

>>13415009
http://mileswmathis.com/hansen.pdf

>Blue Sky promotes itself as an alternative to
mainstream sodas, which commonly use high fructose corn syrup. Unfortunately for the manufacturer
of this beverage, I happened to read the ingredient list.
>I noticed it said “real sugar” for the sweetener.
It even said that in big letters on the front, so I didn't need to struggle with the tiny ingredient list font.
I thought to myself, “That's curious wording for an ingredient list.
>Usually they say sugar or cane
sugar or pure cane sugar or something like that.
>What is 'real' sugar?” So I researched it when I got
home.
>Turns out “real” sugar may be a cloaking term for beet sugar. And why not just say beet sugar?
>Because beet sugar can now be genetically modified. In 2011 the USDA began allowing sugar beets to
be GMO. And that is a problem because there is no labeling of GMO's in the US (although there is in
Europe, since 2004).
>These sugar beets could either be GMO or not, we don't know. I assume they are
GMO, because if they weren't, there would be no need to cloak them with strange wording. If you are
proud of your beet sugar, you label it as such in the ingredient list.

>DURR WHY THERE IS NO HEALTHY ALTERANTIVE THAT TASTES EXACLTY THE SAME FOR SODAS

Literally, out of all the unhealthy trash you fixate on soda. Fucking ham planet cola-addicted american.

Be a fucking man for you and drop the soda and the sugar cravings.

>>13415142
>unsolicited diet advice post # 48

>>13412428
take your're med schizo

>>13412428
drink water

>>13415845
>unsolicited diet advice post # 49

>>13414853
Just drink some fucking cane sugar soda then

>>13415864
>advertising thread #9010

>>13415870
the advertisers showed up at the 3rd post

>>13412428
Drink water until you're sick, then drink more. You'll get used to it quickly and your body will thank you for it.

>>13415997
>unsolicited diet advice post # 50

>>13412469
This. Anyone who tries to tell you otherwise hasnt looked into any study whatsoever on the sweeteners

Get a water cabonator.
Flavour it with bitters.
My favourite is black walnut bitters, much better than it sounds.
Thank me later.

>>13412428
drink water you fat stupid fuck

>>13412428
I dont get people like this, like fuck you are worried about drinking like half a mg of aspartame but yet probably drive a fucking car or do something else that is contributing to hydro carbons in the air giving people cancer.

Absolutely boggles the mind how people like this function

>>13416979
>UGH! why do people want to lessen their own exposure to carcinogenic and hormone-altering chemicals by controlling one of the only aspects of their lives that they have control over?

>>13416431
>aspartame causes tumors in rodents
>metabolizes into formaldehyde

MMMM MMMM MMMM THAT ASPARTAME IS SURE GOOD FOR YOUR BODY NOW DRINK THE SYRUP AND EAT THE FECES PEASANT

So is this a "haha I was only pretending to be retarded" babby's first troll thread, or has the beetus already rotted out It's brain?

Do Americans not know water exists?

>>13412428
Drink water you pussy

Just make your own, faggot
youre on the cooking board

>>13412428
>>"flavored" sparkling water just tastes like if Landshark was made with fruit instead of hops
lmao you're pathetic
stop drinking anything you fat pathetic piece of shit with fried tastebuds

>>13412428
Acesulfame Potassium mixed with sucralose works well. Find a soda with that combo. Also, aspartame is perfectly safe, although, has a terrible aftertaste and is a bit too sweet imo.

This hippie fear of sweeteners being cancerogenic is in the same league of thinking vaccines make you autistic, that big pharma has hidden the cure of all terrible diseases in a vault somewhere because they make more money off a sick population and that man-made global warming is a hoax because of...some inexplicable reason someone somewhere is taking it in somehow?

Pic related

>>13412428
Easy on the conspiracy cancer there, chubbster.
Now, you can have sodas like that, just buy sodas that are made that way instead of Coke or lemon squirt or mountain dew or whatever you like to fatten yourself with. A simple Google will net you plenty of results. If you live anywhere near a major city in the US or Europe, you will find plenty of options. However don't think you'll lose weight just because you're replacing hfcs with regular sugar. You would be getting nowhere.

>>13417228
>>13417234
>eat
>those
>bugs

>>13417003
are you a rodent?

>>13417248
Aspartame metabolizes into formaldehyde in the human body

>>13417249
and?

>>13417250
>bro just ingest deadly chemicals its nbd

>>13417252
did you know that there's deadly radiation everywhere in the world? shouldn't you be worried about that?

>>13417254
>its just radiation bro eat the chemicals

>>13417256
don't you understand? radiation kills, this is a fact
and there's radiation everywhere
get in your shelter

>actual fat people whining about "cancer" from artificial sweeteners
just LOL

>>13412428
Try Jarritos on the Mexican aisle, tastes better. Idk if it's healthier but it's cheap and tasty

>>13412428
Avoid all sugar caffeine water and just switch to regular water.

What the h*ck is wrong with stevia?

>>13412428
whats stopping you from mixing fruit, cane sugar, and carbonated water yourself, faggot? Why use cane sugar when you could use honey or some other sweetener like agave or something

you're not fat just from the soda, you're fat because you eat too much.

>>13412428
yeah

>>13417355
It tastes like shit and gives me the runs

>>13412428
Alt the beer is gin and tonics/soda or spirit neet. Soda alt is not drinking it at all you fucking manchild

>>13412428
>SODA! SODA!!! I NEEEEED MY SOOOODA!!!!!!!

just drink unsweetened coffee or tea like an adult. Jesus.
You can make fridge tea and stuff

>>13412626
>>>13412624
>>trust (((the experts))) peasant!

I love how your calling out the snakemen experts who hate Caucasians. They seem like such trustworthy fellows.

>>13412428
Landshark really does taste like Perrier.

>>13412428
If you're fat and trying to avoid soda, why are you asking for soda to be carbonated water and cane sugar? That IS what soda is. Cane sugar isn't going to magically make you lose weight compared to corn syrup you retard, although if you really wanted it there are cane sugar versions of soda all over the place now catering to ignorant retards like yourself who think it matters.

>>13417234
>However don't think you'll lose weight just because you're replacing hfcs with regular sugar.
This is what I don't get.
Is he SERIOUSLY saying he believes corn syrup made him fat and cane sugar won't, calorie intake kept unchanged? Is that what we're dealing with here?

>there are still retards giving unsolicited diet advice

keep your shitty advice to yourselves and either list can sugar sodas or fuck off

>>13418253
>>13418246

it's not just about weight, its about not getting cancer from chemically processed substances from things i enjoy consuming
go fuck yourselves

>>13417359
based actually useful advice post

drink water you morbid fat fuck

>>13419196
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DRINK WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MY ADVICE THAT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR WAAAAAAAAH

>>13419208
Ok fatty mcfatfuck.

drink seltzer you sugar guzzling retard

>>13412428
Drink water you weak willed, womanly disposition faggot.

>>13412428
Sparkling water is the GOAT beverage

>>13419208
The opening word of this entire thread is "fat", what else could possibly have been expected?

>>13419461
an answer to the question directly under it

>are there any non-HFCS sodas that won't give me cancer? why can't sodas just be fruit, cane sugar and carbonated water?

>>13419021
>it's not just about weight
The first thing you said in your OP was that you were fat because of soda and looking for a substitute. Once again: How exactly do you imagine switching from a drink with corn syrup to a drink with cane sugar will make you be ANY less fat??? Don't dodge, answer the damn question.

>>13419470
Why would you want a cane sugar carbonated water drink (which is exactly the definition of a soda) at all then? What does you being fat have anything to do with that? Cane sugar doesn't make you less fat than corn syrup.

>>13419643
>>13419657
it isn't just about fat you niggers all i want is a natural soda with no carcinogenic chemical additives i don't want your diet advice list brands or fuck off

>>13412469
This. You’d have to drink a 24 pack of Diet Coke daily for the aspartame to be dangerous

>>13412428

Cane sugar and fruit sugar will make you fat, too. Switch to water.

>>13419968
another useless post offering unsolicited diet advice

>>13412428

Their is literally nothing wrong with stevia or erithytol.

>>13412469
Fructose in general is terrible and is hepatoxic for humans.

>>13419978
it makes me shit and i don't want it
fuck off

>>13419978

*erythritol

>is there a healthy alternative to one of the most unhealthy things in the world that also tastes exactly like it

No.

Even going with the assumption that Aspartame is safe and whatever, diet drinks never taste exactly the same as the regular ones.

There's also all sorts of meme flavored soda waters but again they taste nothing like soda.

>>13419993
Either you are confusing these two sweeterns with completly different sugar alcohols that actually do cause the shits (since reading an ingredient label is too hard for your small brain) or it is just the placebo effect. Either way you are a complete retard who didn't even bother using Google to learn about different sweeteners before making this shitty and pointless thread. Fuck off and I hope your mother gets violently raped.

>>13412428
>aspartame and stevia cause cancer
Your tinfoil hat's on too tight

>>13412428

>are there any non-HFCS sodas that won't give me cancer? why can't sodas just be fruit, cane sugar and carbonated water?


How about you just stop guzzling down sugar-water for once you fucking carb addict. Cane sugar is literally worse than any other artificial sweeteners still used today, you brainless mongrel. Kill yourself you faggot.

>>13420101
>How about you just stop guzzling down sugar-water for once you fucking carb addict. Cane sugar is literally worse than any other artificial sweeteners still used today, you brainless mongrel. Kill yourself you faggot.

>>13414853

OP is 100% an obease sugar addict that has deluded himself into thinking that as long as he avoids HFCS he will be OK chugging down multiple 2 liters of soda every day.

>>13417254
You realize how much shit we consume that is metabolized into toxic byproducts. The liver is there to take care of the miniscule amounts of it there is. But sure, keep ranting about aspartame being metabolized into formaldehyde and your fizzy tard water. Drink chemicals, eat the bugs, (((they))) know where you live and you will never escape them. It is all according to plan.

>>13420108
Cope more fatty

>>13419977
>another useless post offering unsolicited diet advice

>>13412428
https://www.treehugger.com/green-food/8-easy-healthy-alternatives-soda-recipes.html

>>13420200
>Cope more fatty

>>13419670
>all i want is a natural soda with no carcinogenic chemical additives i don't want your diet advice

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Lose weight you fat fuck

>>13420250
>>13420500
>>13420538
imagine caring this much about another man's body

>>13420562
I'd rather not run the risk of having a wild hippopotamus running around, thanks.

>>13414828
I'm from America

>>13420569
the only thing based about this post is that you rolled a 420 and 69

just drink vodka with lime juice.

>>13412428
Here you go

>>13412428
>fat from drinking soda and beer
>looking for soda and beer alternative
>WAAAH DON'T TELL ME TO DRINK WATER/TEA/COFFEE THAT'S UNSOLICITED
Is there a joke I'm missing or is this obese nigger fucking retarded?

>>13419021
But you're already cancer you fat tub of goo.

>>13414776
u cant even spell palate right
id tell u to get an education but u r prob too fat for that

>hurr soda is liquid pineapple is solid see i can do third grade physics
there is this thing called a juicer you can put pineapples in to make pineapple juice, genius

god these dumb fucks should just stop posting

>>13412428
Replace soda with beer and exercise in the morning.

>>13412428
obesity will give you cancer way faster than aspartame.

>>13412428
I drink strictly unflavored carbonated water. Once you begin to appreciate it, it's hard to drink anything else