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I chase hard liquor with wine. My liver is likely pickled at this point.

>>13414208
some good vodka filtered at least 3 times, hangovers are less of a problem too.

drink until you don't feel like drinking anymore

>>13414208
weed

>>13414208
Get drunk and drink again when you start realizing that you are getting not drunk.
Is this difficult for some people?

walk a lot while you get drunk

The best buzzes I've ever had were from walking up and down the Las Vegas strip going 15-30 minutes between each drink

>>13414208
Use a beer hat but fill it with vodka.

>>13414757
Genius. Nobody will even suspect you're drinking something stronger than beer.

>>13414208
Combination mug vodka and car flask.

>>13414764
Friends and I learned to do that back in high school in NYC, just pour out some of a coke or sprite or 7-up and fill it with a close colored liquor then you can bring them to venues or parades and as long not being goofy not even coppers will give you a second glance.

>>13414773
Don't they have those in cars these days? Use an auxiliary button to squirt booze in your mouth from the steering wheel.

>>13414208
This is generally not possible. Anyone who wants to basically be functionally drunk all the time cannot control themselves. People who like to drink a couple of beers, get a light buzz, and call it a night don't try to figure something like this out. Once you're at the point that you're consistently drinking, you're just drinking to be normal and you cross over to heavily drunk when you go too far.

>>13414827
Blah blah blah!

>>13414827
Thanks Dr Oz, I'll file that where the sun don't shine.

>>13414827
Shut up nerd

>>13414838
>>13414842
>>13414849
I'm just giving you the truth. Go ahead and drink all day long, but you will not be able to maintain a constant "heavy" buzz without tipping over to fucked up. You will wake up needing to drink again and rinse and repeat until you get to a dark place. At least try to get some sort of benzo prescription for the hangover from drinking constantly. If you can't do that then try to get propranolol (inderol) and valerian root or skullcap root. I guess if you just want to do this for one holiday every once in a while then just pace yourself. But no one who is a "normal" drinker has to ask about this kind of thing.

>>13414827
Gayest thing I’ve read since visiting /pol/ by mistake a few weeks ago

>>13414854
>propranolol
I'm prescribed this but idk what it has to do with hangovers

>>13415370
PROPANE PROPAAAANE

>>13415386
Lahey, you're peeing yourself

Switch from vodka to gin. Had a really nice buzz going yesterday. Switching to yak today(maison surrenne)

>>13414208
This with some diet soda

>>13414854
Your bullshit preceeds you, just because you can't drink without falling down doesn't equate to that on other people.
You fucking lightweight.

>>13414208
Keep drinking.
If you're not functional anymore, you drank too much.

Vodka is champion tier because it's pretty hard to smell like vodka.
For example, if you drink bourbon- you will reek of bourbon. With vodka, you might just smell like ethanol if a family member tries to kiss you or something.
Just keep a flask of vodka, limit it to one drink-ish an hour (take two or three first), and drink wine while in between.
Boom.
If you aren't a 90lb girl, you'll be fine.

>>13417775
Oh, also- fucking bonus points if you set up a well done campfire. The smoke smell throws off anyone's sense of smell.
As long as you don't act a damned fool, you can maintain whatever type of buzz you'd care to.
Just don't talk like a retard, and have a glass of water every once in a while.

>>13417775
>you might just smell like ethanol
Don't see how that's any less of an issue than smelling like bourbon.
What, is your mom gonna think you've switched to drinking window cleaner instead of booze?

>>13417791
... You didn't exactly pass science/ chemistry with flying colors, did you?
It's all ethanol. Vodka is diluted with water, and bourbon is aged with various spices and additives.
All that I'm saying is that you really will reek from a distance from any other liquor (even rum), and it's easy to pick out.
With plain vodka, nobody can really tell unless you're making an ass of yourself, they get too close, or you're just a literal mouthbreather.
>nip of vodka every once in a while
>keep a glass of wine handy
>bada bing
>bada boom
He asked how to maintain a buzz.

>>13417964
Seems like someone doesn't hang around drunk people.
Vodka absolutely reeks from a mile away.

>>13418006
Name one thing that reeks less than vodka if you're trying to maintain a stealth buzz.
As disgusting as it is, vodka and cinnamon gum are a kino combo.

>>13418006
>>13418096
If you say whiteclaw I will come to your house and fuck your dad.
We're talking about maintaining a buzz here, pal.

>>13418096
Carlo Rossi sangira. Doesn't smell like wine at all, just fruit juice. The 10% strength is also the nice to keep going thru the day.

Does the job every time.

>>13414504

>>13414208
Protip:
Cocaine.

>>13418108
Say what you want. I break the law with the claw.

>>13418179
100% based.

I want to get a bottle of this but fucking USA import retardation laws.

Ive had it twice in my life, once with the sheeps and goats on a rainy day. and another playing Pokemon on nintendo DS with former friends passing the bottle around.

>>13417775
>>13417791
Kinda this. Older brother lived off of beer and vodka for a month after a bad breakup. We could all tell. He dropped like 20 pounds and stunk. Later he's told us he doesn't remember a lot of that month.

>>13414746
I'm a postman and I agree. When I do cart routes I tend to take occasional sip

>>13414208
Benzos, or opiates, just dont mix them with alcohol. Booze will only keep you functional up to a certain point but once you reach a heavy buzz you're bound to do/say stupid shit whereas downers just make you nod off, vomit and die in the worst case scenario

Dying of liver cancer here, stop binging alcohol.

>>13414208
Cheap polish vodka usually does the trick for me.

>>13421976
i've only been drinking heavy for 2 years, how long til i get cancer?

>>13422149
very soon hopefully

>>13414504
source on webm?

>>13414208
my alcoholic mesa trash brother just empties a liter of vodka into a two gallon jug and tops it with water and drinks it over the course of the day wheelin around the desert scrapping cars and trailers

alternately though just plastic waterbottle some vodka and make sure you're taking enough stimulants to stay sharp. it might take a few runs to get catch your balance but that is gonna be your gateway to functional alcoholism. also ischemic spells and heart spasms watch out for those

>>13414731
Blackout incoming

>>13418221
Absolutely based

>>13414208
Buy Booze, Drink Booze, when empty buy more Booze.

>>13422456
im not sure sorry, i just saved it from another anon

>>13414208
The best strategy is to drink a cup of coffee 30 minutes to an hour before you start drinking. Then when you start drinking take a two shots to kickstart the buzz, wait 20-30 minutes before you take another. Urinate regularly and drink water between bathroom breaks. If you do all this you can drink until early in the morning and not be hungover the next day while mainting a strong and functional buzz without getting dizzy or vomiting. You need to eat before you sleep though.