/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13413743
I got some toasty cheez-its, pack of timtams, a few handfuls of chocolate and a big ass peppermint stick

>>13413743
Can you share those free comics?

>>13413743
Yo that horseradish one... I fucking want it!

>hot sauce!

>>13413743
For me, it’s the ‘vark.

i don't even need to check if this was taken from reddit or not
i can just guess

>>13414939
Unique image. Makes you wonder why he didn't share the comics though.

>dude, make this bland food turn to shart food lmao

>>13414121
>>13414983
>Obsession, by Calvin Klein

>>13415011
Cope

>>13413743
>What did you get for Christmas?
Drunk. Life is a swirling vortex of entropy. Everything we know, everyone we love, are doomed to the same fate. Death, decay, and disappearance from the memories of those that come after us, blissfully unenlightened as to the inevitability of their travel down the same path.
Your station in life is determined by factors beyond your own control. Learn to live for the moment, for life and love are transient states and effort’s only true reward is exhaustion and ennui.

>>13413743
How's the headless horseradish? Sounds fucking delightful.

>>13415528
Randy?

>>13413743
as much as I love hot sauces, the culture around it suffers from the same things as weed culture, perfect example is the labels of those sauces and any hot sauce in general. Half of them are normal and even classy and you'd be proud to have it out on the dinner table for everyone and anyone to see, but then the other half is all DUDE SATAN'S ASSHOLE LMAO and the logo on the bottle is satan sucking his own dick.

>>13413743
Torchbearer makes good sauces. Did you try the Queen Majesty yet? Their scotch bonnet has tempted me for the longest

>>13415893
haha. love the names like Red Rectum, Colon Cleaner, Fiery Fart, Butt Pucker, Sphincter Shrinker.

>>13415893
Nu-hot sauce culture is a complete 180 from the "TRICK YOUR FRIENDS INTO SPICY ASSHOLE" to being acceptable in every household

>>13413743
You're wife is a fucking idiot she should have bought you seeds so you can grown your own peppers.

>>13416105
Posts like this tell me I'm getting too old for this site

>>13413743
>What did you get for Christmas?
My fake mom sent me something but I wrote RTS on it and USPS took it back. Then when she tried to call me about it (haven't spoken to here in two years) I texted her to leave me alone forever.

My roommate and I split a bottle of Four Roses single barrel.

>>13416121
>fake mom
Explain
>me and my gay lover split a bottle of fancy pants alcohol
gAY

>>13416116
remember anon, you're here forever

>>13415882
I'm also curious about this. I love spicy and horseradish. I add horseradish to about everything I make for myself.

>>13416127
I'm adopted but the only person I liked was the fake dad and he died because my fake mom pressured him into aggressive cancer treatment. In my experience she sucked the soul out of him over 3 decades and I'm not willing to go through the same. My roommate is my best friend I've known since kindergarten. We're 40 and straight. I'm completely fucked for relationships (see above) but he's got a slam pig fuckbuddy.

>>13416141
Man, my wife and I want to adopt so badly but reading stories like this remind me that you can't fix genetic fuckups
What do bros

>>13416146
As the so called 'genetic fuck up' in question I'd recommend against adoption. Although I'd argue I'm more of a nurture than nature fuck up. One of the things I hated about the fake family is they stifled my intellectual curiosity because they were fucking idiots. I was the first and only one in that line to graduate college and it wasn't even their real seed.

>>13416141
The doctor would never consent to aggressive cancer treatment if the cancer wasn't going to kill him anyway.

>>13416164
Right, but I'd like to have had more time with him. He apparently had the tumor for years before telling anyone and seemed fine, but once she found out he was dead in months.

>>13413743
I got some Maldon salt. I wanted some family reserve Tabasco, but I wanted other stuff more and Santa couldn't fit both in the budget. I figured a nice computer mouse will last much longer than 5 ounces of hot sauce, and it was only a few dollars more.

The Maldon salt is great on avocado tacos and eggs, which I eat often. I'm sure it's good on steak, but I haven't tried it yet. As for the Tabasco, I'll make do with the normal one. The 12 ouncer goes pretty quickly. I'm sure the 5 ounce Family Reserve would be gone in just a couple of weeks, if that.

What I REALLY wanted was some jerky or biltong. It would be hard to make it last more than a week, though. I fucking LOVE dried beef products.

>>13415893
>perfect example is the labels of those sauces
none of those are particularly offensive, the most questionable being unicorn blood or headless horseradish if you don't appreciate the play on it being ghost pepper and horse radish and neither are awful

>>13416248
>if you don't appreciate the play on it being ghost pepper and horse radish
I didn't originally catch that, fuck that's good

>>13413743
The Queen Majesty ones seem interesting. Has anybody tried those, since OP is a lying fag as usual?

>>13416255
>Has any tried those
Hot Ones teally inflated their price, it's hard to justify $12+ a bottle when CaJohns is quality AND cheap

Parents got me this. Wonder what cooks best in one of these bad boys.

>>13418522
heh

>>13418522
>boys
Please say able bodied machines from now on.

>>13413743
>queen majesty
So it’s from india

>>13415401
virgin

Be honest, her boyfriend got you those sauces, didn't he? Can't you see Anon? He loves you more than she ever will. You were meant to be with him, not with her.

>>13418522
Try a whole turkey

>>13415893

>>13413743
I dunno about their regular hot sauce, but torchbearer wing sauces are fucking nasty. Their first ingredients is fucking madarin oranges. What the fuck does that do in wing sauce? I haven't tried the buffalo sauce, but the chipotle one is nasty and doesn't coat properly and the honey garlic on is useless.

Got this. So from my very limited knowledge, an enameled cast iron pan is basically just a heavy pan? It gets no benefits of being a cast iron apart from heat retention, right? Was excited to finally have a cast iron pan and then realized it was enameled inside and out.

My parents got me a new mattress because I’ve been having neck issues from my 10 year old futon.

It wasn’t even a cheap one like this is something Jackie Kennedy would sleep on.

>>13418872

No it retains heat the exact same don’t worry. You can still wear meat and all that shit the same as your carbon steel or Lodge.

>hot sauce

>>13413743
I got an immersion blender similar to pic related, although without the chopping attachment which is probably the only thing I would have used it for.

>>13413743
Would you guys be interested in a /ck/ secet santa thing each year?
/k/ has a thing about this that you can check out, but I figured it would be a cool idea for this board.
the Big Boss tripfag over there told me to email him about how to get it started (which I don't know how to email tripfags)

>>13413743

>>13422758
god, you are obsessed.