/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13399092
When you're sittin' on the dunny and you're feelin' something runny

>>13399092
I ate two, and I fucked your mother. (д⊙)⊰⊹ฺ

>>13399092
You didn't wash your hands, and you deserve this.

Thats good, im glad she isnt locking herself in her room and binge drinking while watching csi anymore

>>13399092
When you're ridin' in a Chevy and your pants are feelin' heavy

>>13399105
Actual y i made my own stock and i forgot to remove the fat before using it so i consumed an ubgodly amoubt of chicken fat

>>13399123
Nah it was poor hygiene that got you.

>>13399092
Why do Americans consider an entire chicken to be one meal?

>>13399147
maybe i burned the onions?

>>13399152
lel

>>13399092
If it's only coming out one hole you should be ok,if both ends start you may need to see a doctor.

>>13399113
diarrhea heh

>>13399149
t. somali

Bones?

>>13399184
t. lardarse mutt

>>13399434
t. dirty african ghoul

>>13399439
lol Americans actually believe the rest of the world just pounds down a 1500+ calorie chicken as a typical lunch. stop being so fucking fat for fuck's sake

>>13399452
Lol the rest of the world actually believes that their third world opinions matter.
You dumb niggers are only intelligent when on TV, as in fiction. This is real life, so you need to shut the fuck up you sub gorilla iq dumb nigger.

>>13399459
post your fat fuck hand mutt LMFAO

>>13399452
>1500 calories
Fat
Ethiopian detected.

>>13399460
Post your God damn nigger teeth you retarded misshapen bulbheaded faggot. :)

>>13399460
Post your disgusting barely human opposable thumb.
It probably has big disgusting yellow nails on it.

>>13399469
>implying eating 1500+ calories per meal doesn't make you fat
we got another lardarse mutt ITT LMFAO.
if you're /fit/ you have an excuse but everyone knows you aren't so post fat fuck hands.

>>13399473
>>13399470
fatty fat is one mad mutt ITT

>>13399476
>Niggers in Africa have food literally everywhere.
>die of starvation

>Big heads
>Dumb as shit

>Big bellies
>Starving

>>13399478
Nah. I just like posting about how dumb Nogs are.

>>13399481
why are you so obsessed with Africa and niggers, fat? you probably eat like 5000+ calories a day mate Jesus christ,

>>13399486
>why are you so obsessed with Africa and niggers, fat?
Because we have to pretend that they're people, but they arent like people at all.

>>13399486
Black people are the fattest in America, and I'm not black.

>>13399488
i rightfully point out that slamming entire chickens as a simple snack makes you an obese mutt and then you just started sperging about Africa LMFAO. This is your mind on America.

>>13399495
Nobody said it was a snack. This assumption is why people think niggers are dumb.

>>13399502
The assumption is that mutts are fat, though. That's what is being debated ITT so stop moving goalposts, fat. The burden of proof is on you to post hands in order to dispel these rumors once and for all.

>>13399495
>i rightfully point out that slamming entire chickens as a simple snack makes you an obese mutt and then you just started sperging about Africa LMFAO
It's not fat to eat a small chicken. You've just never knew that they existed, because Africans don't have food, and black people are the fattest retarded chicken eating fucks in the world, so I wouldn't be surprised if op was a fat chicken eating nigger in the first place.

>>13399502
>Nobody said it was a snack. This assumption is why people think niggers are dumb.
Be patient anon. You're responding to a dumb nigger after all. Let's see where the nigger steers the conversation.

>>13399510
An average size chicken contains at least 1500 calories and OP also said he ate most of/all of the fat. >>13399123

He is a fat mutt and so are you for defending him. America is truly an embarrassment.

>>13399509
>The assumption is that mutts are fat, though.
You got that from
>>13399488
>Because we have to pretend that they're people, but they arent like people at all.
Or were you just too ignant and ended up answering a different anon?

>>13399509
I'm not the fat hand guy. I'm just a passing racist.

>>13399529
>Or were you just too ignant
>ignant

We got us some big brained mutts ITT!

>>13399092
just shove a squat plug up your ass and drink plenty of water. you'll be fine.

t. /fit/

>>13399527
Does image in op look like an average sized chicken, or more like a Cornish game hen?
Be honest now, nigger.

>>13399536
>the retarded nigger doesn't understand nigger talk.
Not surprising. I should have wrote onomatopoeias along with a few oogas.

>>13399540
Not the chicken he ate, retard. He presumably made soup with it.
>>13399123

>>13399540
This, and it's an internet image, so there's no telling what op actually ate, op's race, or nationality.
If op ate a whole full sized chicken then op is probably one of the many blackest dumbest gorilla niggers in the world.

>>13399549
Ah so op was a fat black, and with this information we can deduce that op isn't from Africa.

americans eat at least three whole chickens a day