/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13393244
This picture makes me want to vomit.

>>13393244
It’s /comfy/ to dip in lots and lots of chup.

>>13393244
Replace the chup with some honey mustard and I'm in

>>13393244
Excellent chupping. Just look at that big boy bite. Marvelous.

On to burger number two!

>>13393331
Sounds like you're having a good day.

>>13393343
I am! Going to an antique store next.

>eating anything off McD tray
Enjoy your hepatitis

>>13393247
Why? It's just some burger an ketchup.

>>13393244

Fugg, I thought that was a photo of infanticide for a second.

>>13393244
Chuppers on point.

>>13393484
Lmao dis lil nigga got dabbed on hard.

>>13393446
I put it inside a drink lid.

>not mixing your 'chup with 'nnaise
PLEBEBEAN

>cheeseburger
>not a superior mcdouble
???nigga???

You're a disgusting fucking nigger. All fucking 'chuppers must fucking hang.

>>13393484
Ayyy LMAO

>>13393484
>Reverse image search
Whew, it's just chocolate.

>>13393679
When I got my first job in high school, my go to meal was always two cheeseburgers with small fries. I love eating that particular meal at McDonald’s. It’s comfy.

>>13393244
>letting ketchup touch the unwashed grubby plastic tray

>>13393244
Why would you do this?

>>13393331
how old are you?

>>13393244
>>13393331
>onions

>>13393763
https://youtu.be/6X8_WEFq15Q

>>13393244
OOOOOOOOOOH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

Burgers are hot, fresh off the grill
I begin to chup, to get my fill
One chup, two chup, three chup, four
Aint finished yet, bout to chup some more

I keep on chuppin', all I see is red
A better flavor I've never been fed
My burger is heightened, above the rest
Chup gang hype, keep chuppin with the best

>>13393244

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA

You really should try this instead. It is a high quality burger and probably healthier too!

>>13394290
Yaaaaaay my favorite guy is back!

The thumbnail looks like a murder scene.

>>13394314
Nope, that would be another based chup bro. Very solid rhyme, too.

He went to mickey dee's
To get himself fed
He painted up that tray
And those burgers turned red

The fellas all hollered
And the ladies all fainted
He ordered up some fries
And they also got painted

They called out the manager
And said "he's making a scene!"
But our boy was born to chup
And there ain't no in between

Kids stared in amazement
As he dipped his mcdoubles
Just get him some more ketchup
And we won't have any troubles

Yeah we're chupping it through Christmas
And we'll chup in twenty-twenty
Get on this here chup train
And bring some ketchup money

The jannies tried to squash us
And root us out like weeds
But ketchup is our fuel
As it fits our burger needs

Chup it with your governor
And chup it with the mayor
Chup it with the coach
And with your favorite player

If we're in the vicinity
Those burgers will get splashed
We'll start a goddam riot
Opposition will be smashed

This chup gang took a break
Now we're back with extra fervor
Keep chupping all your fries
And each and every burger

They humble me by calling me
Their based chup bro
I do not lead this army
But my rhymes help make it go

Get yourself a bottle
And join us on this ride
And pour out a pool of ketchup
That's half a mile wide

>>13393683
The eternal mayo maven. Note the bitterness and anger as contrasted with our chup-fueled joie de vivre and childlike wonder at a universe that has so kindly provided us ketchup.

>>13395004
absolutely based and chup-pilled

>>13393244
I do this too, but only after I bring the food home and squirt out a nice pool of Heinz ketchup.

>>13396400
Love me some heinz too but i also enjoy mcd's

>>13393244
That's a lotta 'chup on your 'ger, bro

>>13393244
CHUP IT UP

>>13394290
Y E S CHUP MAN

>>13396742
We are back and the mayo-gobbling jannies can only seethe helplessly

>>13396872
Yeah don’t worry jannies are just busy banning racist posts, unless it’s against white people. Fuck white people amiright xDD

>>13396894
They were deleting all our chup threads a couple monyhs ago. Hope you are right. Sub-European "people" understand on a basic level that they are hideous beasts and spend their entire lives brimming with hatred and resentment.

>>13396914
Just remember
They do it for free
No matter how sad and pathetic our existences potentially are, at least we don’t moderate this shit for free

Based. The first chain to endorse chupping will be in 2020

>Dipping ketchup instead of slathering it

good man

>>13395004
i also enjoy paul revere by the beastie boys

>>13393244
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>13394290
Go Chupstar, Go Chupstar!

>>13396963
Um, good for you!

WE CHUPPIN IN THIS HOE. CHUUUUUUUP GAAAAAAAAANG

CHUP MY 'NI 'GER RIGHT NOW

>>13397579
CHUP GANG!!!!!

>>13393244
you're 12?

>>13393244
Be sure to use chopsticks.

It's better this way, not that I expect zoomers to ever understand

>>13394290
chup it up!

>>13393244
EATING BURGERS IS ART!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LDHSBVZpzc

>>13397714
Nice.

daily reminder all chuppers are subhuman filth and will promptly be put down on the day of the rope

>>13394095
Because having your tongue contact the soft cool ketchup before the rest of the burger's flavors are released creates the optimal burger eating experience. You chup at each bite instead of just dumping ketchup over the top to ensure the bun does not go soggy. There is simply no better process. Once you start to chup you'll never give it up.

PARTY CHUPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONITE

CHUP, CHUP CHUP IT UP

>>13397893
Another toothless, crohn's-suffering mayo addict opens his gloppy yap and spreads his ignorance.

why do i laugh at this retarded shit

>>13397895
Based.

This is all we have left, isn't it? Truly we were cursed the moment we were conjoined with the tolling of the cursed nel... One might even call it... A death knell. *sprays 'chup packet all over shirt*

>>13393244
I like my savoury food savoury.

>>13397876
This guy gets it

Sittin at home and I'm chompin' on a patty
Poured out a pool of ketchup bigger than a fatty
Try as they might the fries can't soak it all up
So I began to think, man, it's time to chup

I'm paintin the buns in that bold warm red
Never got a better flavor from just plain bread
The meat was divine, blessed by chup as well
Let out a moan so loud like a bat out of hell

They're bangin on my doors
Stompin on the floor
Begging me to stop the chupping like "PLEASE, NO MORE!"
But I can't be contained
I'm free of the restraints
I'm chuppin all my burgers like the fast food patron saint

If you try to stop me you'll fall flat
So give it up with all the mental acrobats
Take one bite, and you'll be hooked
Never a better flavor has been cooked

Paintin the fries and wash it down with coke
Makes any other meal seem like a big joke
But there's nothing funny bout the flavor of the chup
And all my fellow chuppers know exactly what's up

>>13398605
Indescribably based and red magic pilled!!!

Yeah we chup it in the street
And on down the avenue
Our burgers turn red
And our haters turn blue

The gloppy mayo mavens
Spew their usual bile
It doesn't slow us chuppers
We've been doing this a while

The ladies spread those legs
For a burger-chupping man
Mayo gobbler virgins
Have to jerk it with their hand

Fellas all admire us
Ladies bring us to their beds
Yeah we're making lots of waves
And we're turning lots of heads

The days of dry burgers
All well and truly over
We dosed them all with ketchup
And now we're in clover

Mayo on a burger?
You don't wanna be that guy
That garbage makes you sick
And very soon you will die

When it comes to condiments
You know ketchup is the tops
Burgers, dogs, and fries
This chup train never stops

Chup it with your teacher
And with your fellow pupils
Chup with no remorse
And without any scruples

Yeah we chup it in the mountains
And we chup it in the dales
And when you're talking burgers
You know ketchup never fails

I chup it with the wealthy
And I chup it with the poor
I chup it with my homies
And the girl next door

Dragging burgers through ketchup
Yeah that's how I spend my days
They will never make me change
My burger-chupping ways

When it comes to chupping burgers
I'm a repeat offender
Other condiments will fail you
But ketchup's no pretender

Other people hope that Santa
Puts some games under the tree
But all I want for Christmas
Is some ketchup for me

So if you hear me Santa,
Please read between the lines
I don't need a new scooter
Just please bring me some Heinz

>>13398317
Fast food buns are sweeter than ketchup.

>>13398876
Keep it to yourself, Andy Dick

>>13394124
14

I chup, that's a fact
and what's wrong with that?
It's a first class act to chup so fat
And mayo's off the menu
that stuff's real nasty
When it's my turn in the queue I order ketchup with my patty
Cause I'm down with chup gang
that's all you need to know
don't like tomato tang, then you really gotta go
Yeah the chupper's in the building!
from the king to micky D's
And I'm not shitting you I'll even chup it at a wendy's

>>13398947
Save it. You are about as poetic as a potato.

>>13398605
>>13398825
>>13398876
>>13398947
CHUP GANG CHUP GANG CHUP GANG CHUP GANG

>>13398961
Haters gonna hate.

>>13393432
Hey OP, ignore those assholes. I unironically hope you had a great day!

>>13398892
This acne-scarred idiot
Gobbles mayo all day long
The girls all despise him
The guys call him a schlong

He envies all us chuppers
And our carefree style of life
He will never have children,
He will never find a wife

He glops mayo on his burgers
And drinks semen for money
Our instinct is to laugh
But it really isn't funny

He spews his hatred in a thread
Devoted to us chuppers
He endures horrific lunches
And even worse suppers

He cries himself to sleep each night
Twisted by his rage
But until he starts to chup it
He will never turn the page

His faggotry is boundless
He's a jake across the nation
He licks urine off the floor
Down at the greyhound station

Don't be like this massive faggot
Give yourself a break
Chup up all your burgers
And a nice life you will make

>>13398983
I unerotically appreciate that.

>>13399012
You have the talent of an iceberg.

>>13398947
Based! Keep moving this chup train down the tracks!!

>>13399048
Careful. Too much too quickly will provoke the mods. It has happened to every chup thread so far.

>>13399047
My talent is so massive
I can sink the damn Titanic
When I'm reaching for the ketchup
The manager starts to panic

Ketchup on the floor
And ketchup on the chairs
Ketchup on the windows
And running down the stairs

This moron's worthless life
Is turning him bitter
His woman ran off
His career is in the shitter

He's spending this Christmas
Spreading his cancerous hate
But our ketchup-fueled lives
Are making us feel great

Ignore all these haters
And paint those burgers red
Spread the chupping gospel
Till the day that you are dead

Sup my chup lovers
we all know what it's like
to cuss and tussle with mayo gluggers
they put up such a fuss and fight

They won't stop
and they won't admit it's shit
they keep downing white slop
sometimes I wish they'd choke on it

There's no peace in the streets no sweet suppers
no safe chuppers just the hustle bustle
of fat fuckers with whale blubber
spraying mayo out their mouths onto others
and I won't stand for it any longer
Rise up with me my chup brothers!
The mayo menace, their days are numbered
Chup will win, mayo will suffer.

>>13399042
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>>13399202
I sarcastically think you're a jackass.

>>13399202
This is gibberish. Seek help.

>>13393259
Truly, ketchup is RED MAGIC.

>>13393676
Mayo gobblers gtfo

>>13394252
>not eating based ketchup, mustard, and onions in a classic micci d’s dagwood

>>13393244
I did that all the time back when I ate fast food in the 80s. You are correct. It is even better if the ketchup has been heated up.

>>13400884
Based Ms Pac Man era chupper bro!

>>13393244
This but which ranch dressing

>>13394290
/ck/ confirmed for best board

>>13393244
>single patty
What are you poor

>>13395004
Absolutely based.

>>13401711
Nah, ketchup is best for burgers.

>>13397887
I hate this pretentious faggot so much why is his garbage praised in art classes and on /ic/?

>>13393244
add jalapenos to it

>>13395004
he cute

>>13398009
>t. chupcuck

>>13399083
Dude I love you lol

>>13403497
Nah, the public has spoken and it is you mayo globbers who are despised cuckolds. You watch impotently with your greasy mayo dribbling out the corners of your mouth while chad chuppers live lives of unimaginable vitality and equipoise, beloved by all and memorialized in statuary and song. You will die alone, and unloved, with a hellmann's wrapper as a makeshift toetag as they dump you in the corner of a small-town potters field next to the winos and druggies.

Dasher donner blitzen
They roused me from my bed
And did you know that ketchup
Made Rudolph's nose so red?

Yeah Santa's bringing ketchup
For all good girls and boys
A case or two of Heinz
Is better than any toys

You can dream of a White Christmas
Just like Bing Crosby said
But as for me my yuletide
Is better when it's red

Leave some burgers out for Santa
On this coming Christmas Eve
And never visit family
Without some ketchup up your sleeve

Some people dream of sugar plums
And others a new TV
But my only Christmas wish
Is ketchup beneath that tree

I'm a very simple person
With very simple wishes
I simply want some ketchup
To be served with all my dishes

I wish /ck/ Merry Christmas
And hope that things look up
And that every single one of you
Will soon start to chup

>>13403542
:) Merry Christmas, chup bro. Hope you like this new Christmas rhyme

>>13393683
The day of the rope is coming, but it is subhuman mayo mavens, not elite chuppers, whose remains will be swinging in the breeze.

>>13393893
You know for a fact that it was unwashed, oh wise one?

>>13393331
>nail biting
>dermatillomania
fast food only makes anxiety worse

>>13408464
I see no evidence of nail biting. That thumbnail looks nicely trimmed.

>>13397953
kek

>>13393244
My dad taught me this but more for eating handfuls of fries

>>13395004

>>13401711
>ranch dressing
>>13402076
>ketchup is best

>ketchup touching the McDonald's tray
You could literally get AIDS, ebola, hepatitis and syphilis doing that.

>>13393432
Hope the doorway is wide enough

Who else is going to chup the fuck out of their Christmas lunch this year? I'm going to have a big bowl of it by my plate and you better believe every bite is taking a detour to that bowl before it reaches my mouth. Will report results later.

>>13408712
>Kratchup