/ck/ - Food & Cooking

When they start putting ketchup on their burger/hot dog/fries/whatever.

>>13387049
I thought cool whip was kept in the freezer.

>>13387049
no

>>13387049
we were too poor to afford cool whip when I was a kid. we only had store brand "non-dairy whipped topping"

>>13387390

i eat no name whipped topping sometimes

they're OP

When they are overweight.

>eats it with everything

>>13387964
i have never seen this in anyones fridge tbqh. it's always sweet baby rays or some other shit

>>13387066
What else is it for dipshit

>>13387991
For throwing away

>>13387999
Woah, high IQ guy alert

>>13387999
based

>>13387390
Piss off, frog poster.

>>13387049
>Ranch sauce on anything.
Throw that shit straight in the trash and never buy it again.
Not trying to bait, but it is seriously bottom-feeder fare.

>>13387984
sticky fingers sweet carolina or mustard bbq is what i buy. that or maybe rufus teague.

>>13387049
i’m not an american, what is cool whip?
it looks like it should be sweet or cream but i see american use it in savoury cooking recipes.

>>13387049
if any of you have $3 to spare and really want to disgust yourselves go buy sugar free cool whip

>>13387049
They have a loaf of regular budget brand white bread

>>13388627
It is literally just emulsified sugar, contents are topped with corn syrup and canola oil. It does taste good with stuff like pumpkin pie, but ultimately it is something no human being should ever consume or buy.

>>13388627
Its whipped vegetable fat. Usaully sweeted and with artificial vanilla added. Its not to bad.

>>13388648
And it leaves a cloying taste and film in your mouth. I'm generally a lazy sack of shit, but I don't even keep this stuff around. Making whipped cream isn't hard, and you can sweeten to taste.

>>13388633
>if any of you have $3 to spare and really want to disgust yourselves go buy sugar free anything

ftfy

https://youtu.be/7ZmqJQ-nc_s

>>13389633
sugar free tea is fine.
sugar free haribo gummy bears are the opposite of fine.

>>13389710
Sugar free tea?

>>13389710
sugar free desserts are atrocious in general. Some sugar free beverages can be ok, but honestly you're just better off having sugar in moderation so you won't have to deal with any of it.

>>13389717
Yes, tea without sugar. Otherwise known as unsweetened.

>>13389717
>Sugar free tea?
when the american decides to comment

>>13389723
Sure. I just call that tea. I think I've seen peace tea use sucralose though.

>>13387390
cool whip literally is non-dairy whipped topping. you just didn’t get the kraft branding along with it.

>>13389741
>100% grated
>not 100% parmesan
>or 100% cheese

yikes

>>13389744
SHUT UP DAD. IT MAKES ME FEEL POOR

>>13389757
That garbage barely melts.

They dip pizza in ranch.

>>13389757
You forgot, 40% sawdust!

I gotta be honest, I love those hideous mid-century recipes, like coolwhip crab dip.

>>13387049
thats just the leftovers man

>>13387049
>Most of their food is manufactured as opposed to grown/raised.
>They don’t own any seasoning save for salt and pepper.
>Grilled vegetables and steak are “fancy” to them.
>Their cheese is in the form of bright orange rubber sheets.
>All their coffee is instant (bonus points if they own some kind of flavoured creamer for it)
>If they drink, most of their alcohol is swill that high schoolers drink to get fucked up on (wine/vodka coolers being a textbook example), as opposed to proper wine or decent beer.
>They own fewer than 4 non-cutlery knives.

>>13388654
>Making whipped cream isn't hard
Nor is it effortless like Cool Whip.

>>13387049
But they make good cereal bowls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQUnzy8c2wI

I had an American friend who used Cool Whip instead of mayo and said that CW is basically mayo. Is that true? The fat dumb retard also put ketchup on his tacos so it wouldn't surprise me if he was full of shit.

i fuck w/ cool whip desu

>>13390379
You get what you put in. It doesn't take long to make. I'd understand if it were a long drawn out process, but it's not. It only takes ten minutes.

>>13390411
No, not at all. It has no eggs, full of sugar, and contains no acidic ingredients. I don't even think it has the same texture, but it's been a while since I've eaten cool whip.

>>13387049

Pistachio Fluff or Watergate Salad is fucking great, you don’t know WTF you’re talking about.

If you're looking for bragging rights to an authentic Jell-O cake, then it has to be topped with Cool Whip

sorry, that's just the way it is

>>13389710
I'm eating them right now for the first time, they taste pretty standard.

>>13390411
maybe you're thinking of miracle whip, which isn't much better

I gotta admit. OP is a faggot, but he has a point

Candy melts
Absolute scum uses these

Candy melts
Absolute scum uses these

>>13387066
People who don't like ketchup are tastlets.

What the fuck is cool whip? We dont have that shit in australia, whats the analogue?

>>13390955
it’s trying to imitate whipped cream.
it’s just whipped vegetable oil and sugar and has no dairy. it tastes fake and oily, strictly for retarded food plebs.

>>13390958
That sounds fucking gross.

>>13390948
Growing up there was an eternal bag of these in the cupboard I'd resort to eating if I couldn't find anything else sweet. Don't remember my mom using them once but for some reason there was still always a bag in there

>>13390960
It tastes good in its own way similar to margarine.

>>13388174
Ranch dressing is good. Not an accident how popular it got. I could see like other things instead, like using blue cheese for wings and not ranch, but what I think is ridiculous is when people try to pretend ranch is actually bad tasting.

>>13390948
what even are they?

>>13390984
something about putting giant globs of buttermilk on anything grosses me the fuck out. I like ranch flavored things (where the seasoning is used) but I can't stand the texture of pure buttermilk.

>>13388172
fuck off already

>>13390663
>miracle whip
my stomach just hurked a little
fucking texans love this shit

sriracha anywhere in the house

>no pepper grinder
>keeps butter refrigerated
>is scared of raw eggs or is a hypochondriac about raw or unclean food generally
>would "get bored" if they had to eat the same food multiple days in a row
>can't eat simple foods, everything flavored with a dozen extra ingredients or covered with sauces
>sugar substitutes
>frozen pizzas
>flavored coffee creamer
>picante sauce
>would rather eat fast food than supermarket deli food
>their go-to idea of "good" food is Italian cuisine
>thinks something being Americanized makes it bad
>thinks authenticity makes food inherently good, or thinks dishes have a single correct way to be made
>drinks soda with meals
>follows any kind of diet trends

>>13390139

>>13388627
It's hygrogentated vegetable oil, HFCS, emulsifyers, and artificial flavorings, whipped into a whipped cream-like consistency. It has the texture and feel of shaving cream. It is sickeningly sweet and the fat coats your tongue like wax. It is classified as an edible product.

>>13391829
I have never once completely agreed with a 4chan post. Good job anon.

>>13387049
Last time you shit talk Aunt Myrna bruv

>>13389725
Southerners are every bad american stereotype mixed into one mixed raced package.

>>13390948
My mommy used to melt them into little santa molds ;_; I liked them

>>13387991
Spaghetti

>>13387991
steak on a paper plate

Coo hwip

>>13390514
I hope you are joking. Otherwise, enjoy your weekend:
https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM

>>13392010
Aww that’s sweet of her

>>13390473
Bro you're the first person outside of my family to mention Watergate Salad.

>>13387991
It’s only for hot dogs. Rednecks ruin their food with putting it on every food they eat.

>>13387984
Kc Joe's sauce or bust. Everything else is trash and inauthentic

You're buying the wrong cool whip man. Get the can. The compressed gas is the best part.

>>13392737
Why not just buy whipped cream at that point

>>13392201

We’ve always called it Pistachio Fluff and have it for Thanksgiving and Christmas, though without the mini-marshmallows.

>>13387999
wowee you are super cool and so tough and manly

>>13387049
what if i only have beer and pickles in my fridge?

>>13391829
It is boring to ear the same food every day you fucking faggot

>>13387984
....I like sweet baby Ray's...

>>13387984
Anything other than bullseye is shit

>>13390411
You're thinking miracle whip which is similar to mayo but tangy

>>13393310
Sweet or dill?

>>13391829
>Eating fast food makes you a pleb.
>Getting bored eating the same thing several days in a row is a bad thing.
>Also not allowed to eat plain stuff without seasoning or youre a tastelet.
Lemme just eat potatoes and soy for the rest of the week so im allowed to post here. Maybe ill write a book on the intricacies of russet potatoes.

Also substitute sugars are used by diabetic people yo posh pretentious faggot.

>>13387071
Absolutely patrician

>>13387984
I used to love sweet baby ray's until I decided to check the nutrition and found out why it's sweet baby and not just baby.

> ITT: Signs that someone has a shit palate and trash taste

VEGAN BEAN PATTY "BURGERS" TASTE JUST LIKE REAL BEEF!!!! I SWEAR!

>>13392651
>>13387066
>not liking ketchup on burgers/fries
??

I agree that it should not go on anything else whatsoever but wtf

>>13389741
This is a condiment I will never understand the appeal of

>>13388172
Dilate hon

>>13390414
>"only" ten minutes
>for a condiment

>>13393439
You don’t understand the appeal of Parmesan cheese as a topping?

Of course this product is garbage but you don’t like the thing it’s trying to emulste

>>13391829
>would "get bored" if they had to eat the same food multiple days in a row
Lol faggot.

>>13393521
No, I don't

>>13389967
It helps clean up the vomit afterwards!

>>13389741
how many people do you think they need to grate all that parmesan?

>>13387066
Mayo mavens are so disgusting. I have even seen them desecrate burgers with their gloppy satanic goo

>>13393336
they were saying that ketchup is never in the fridge. sweet baby rays is the shit

>>13393414
imagine being this overweight

>>13390984
what i find ridiculous is whenever someone puts ranch on a salad. it's good for other stuff but there are tons of better salad dressings. I think my whole life I've never seen anyone venture out of the staple dressings. I feel like it's just ranch, vinaigrette, and thousand island for so many people. I love vinaigrette and know that there are hundreds of different ways to make it.

>>13393814
at least 4 trees worth

>kraft parmesean
>cool whip
>half bag of wonderbread in the fridge
>hillshire farm deli meats
>opened jar of great value tomato sauce 6 months past it's sell by date
>country crock
>not a fruit or vegetable in sight

>>13388627
>i see american use it in savoury cooking recipes
That's miracle whip, which is a shitty version of mayonnaise.