/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13386401
That's not a meal. I don't see any potatoes.

>>13386401
Did mommy and daddy leave you at home for the week while they took some "adult time" in Aspen? That's a lot of responsibility; you must be a big boy.

>>13386424
:)

>>13386401
You have cashed in all your GBPs.

Din din is served.

>>13386459
>Le chikun with brokoli a la /fit/ brainwashing meme.

Dumb cattle.
even OP is more original.

>>13386459
3 chickies and barely any broccy woccy?
Faily whaley.

>>13386484
It's also 3 breasts and like two broccoli florets. The best thing Moot did before he passed was remove the "health" part from /fit/; those fat fucks can't even into basic math to figure out squats and oats tier macros.

>>13386401
>>13386424
The only infantile thing in OP is the 8 oz can of dr pepper.

>>13386507
>totino's
>frozen nuggers
>kindergarten cracker snacks
>ketchup

>the sugar water is the only childish thing, but only because it's 2/3 the size of a regular sugar water

>>13386484
I don't even know what that means

>>13386493
One of the chickens is for my wife, she doesn't like broccoli so I made her some peas. It's a whole crown, I was gonna roast 2, but I didn't want to blow my asshole apart.

>>13386603
What's your broc bake recipe?
Looks pretty good in pic, ngl.

>>13386560
Yes.

>>13386603
>wife

>>13386609
Just get some fresh broccoli crowns, rinse it, break it up onto the pan, drizzle with olive oil (real stuff, not a blend) then add salt, pepper, and cavender's. Bake at 350 for about 12-15 minutes, until the you see some tips getting crispy.

The same thing for Brussels sprouts and asparagus.

>>13386636
You got me, its actually for my SPOILER(dog)SPOILER

>>13386401
Where are the fucking tater tots and mayonnaise/mustard combo dip?

>>13386609
>broc bake recipe
Holy shit. The absolute state of /fit/ cooklets. Olive oil, salt and pepper, bake. You eat it 4 times a day you should be able to figure out if you're adding too much or too little of one of those things, and how long you like to cook it.

>>13386662
Quit being an elitist cunt

>>13386662
What if I told you I eat broc because of the taste and not the health effects

>>13386484
It’d be good with some more vegetables. Carrots, onions, zucchini, cauliflower, maybe some brown rice. Then season it, cut up the chicken, put it all in a big bowl.
Would that be good? I’m new to cooking.

>>13386670
This is /ck/. We've had bi-weekly /fit/ threads for a decade asking the exact same, "how do i make chicken breast, broccoli, and brown rice taste good?" question. And yet you boast about your sticky and complain about how we don't have one. With all those fatties eating the exact same meal for all those years you'd think one of them would have figured it out by now. It's really not that complicated.

>>13386638
Thanks
I will use it for broccoli and Brussels sprouts
Might even use my homemade garlic infused olive oil and toot massive farts

>>13386677
>all those carbs

Yeah, it'd be great if you' were trying to get fat

>>13386697
What should I cut out? The brown rice I’m assuming?

>>13386702
And carrots and onions

>>13386707
Those are carb heavy? Alright, good to know thank you

>>13386560
>Childish
>of, like, or appropriate to a child.
>silly and immature.
Eh yeah pretty much. The fact he made it means it can't be childish by definition. Taking care of yourself is the hallmark of maturity, the opposite of childhood.
Now as far as whether the size of the can matters eh. Maybe OP is abnormally small, it's possible.

>>13386733
Yes, loaded with sugar, onions especially

>>13386735
>>13386507

I like the small cans. They stay cold longer

>>13386735
>The fact he made it means it can't be childish by definition. Taking care of yourself is the hallmark of maturity, the opposite of childhood.
If a 6 year old is left home alone for 2 days and manages to not to die from starvation that doesn't not make them a 6 year old.

>>13386401
This shit isn't worth dying for anon. Sort yourself out.

>>13386747
Perhaps they just don't last as long and so stay colder for the duration of your drinking experience versus them literally staying cold for longer than larger sized cans? That seems much more likely.
>>13386751
Certainly but we are saying childish not calling him a literal child. Making your own food is something an adult does, so in that case the child is acting like an adult. In the case of OP he is (presumably) an adult who is acting like one by making his own food.
I certainly won't claim what he made is impressive but he did make it. He is keeping himself alive, which is the very first step in being an adult, what separates children from us in the vast majority of cases.

>>13386747
>>13386762
It's funny because larger cans actually do stay colder longer because of their greater mass and volume/surface area ratios.

>>13386697
>get fat off vegetables
Only in america

>>13386762
I'm glad you're alive, OP, but using an oven without burning down the house is nothing to brag about.

>>13386733
Might as well cut your balls off too you dumb retard

>>13386765
That is my thinking, it's basic science.
>>13386772
I'm not OP, nor am I bragging about OP or his cooking abilities. I am stating that making your own meal is the opposite of childish in this case. Now if you just wanted to rag on him for making a shitty dinner that's different, clearly he put no effort into it.

>>13386766
I understand science is a bit...challenging for you Europeans, what with losing all of your good men to the wars and whatnot

>>13386794
You are obviously OP.

>>13386835
At the very least your post got me to put paint back on my hot keys. Was meaning to fix that for ages. Thank you.

>>13386855
Is this a Reddit mod for 4chan?

>>13386859
I wouldn't know, i've never used that site before.

>>13386855
>giving it a 4chan file name before it has been posted to 4chan
>thinking the (you)s of that aren't easily changed

>>13386875
Hey if you think I have the energy or skill to fake all those lines I take it as a compliment. I havn't used paint in forever, lazy fuck that I am. As far as OP's proclivity of spurdo I have no idea.

>>13386859
I accidentally hit that button a few nights ago when I was drunk and thought it was some kind of April Fool's prank.

>>13386879
>I havn't used paint in forever
Based. You just went from 2/10 pretending to be retarded to 8/10 respectable.

>>13386887
It was pretty obvious the whole time, but I appreciate the effort.

>>13386887
I see now you meant the image I posted as far as the "4chan file name" and I have to wonder why or how you do not know about auto-randomizing your file names.

>>13386401
I would genuinely rather shove a cactus up my ass then ever eating that for dinner - or at all.

>>13386887
oh watermelon you understand me

>>13386762
>Perhaps they just don't last as long and so stay colder for the duration of your drinking experience versus them literally staying cold for longer than larger sized cans?
Ending declarative sentences with question marks is a flag to tell everyone else around you that your mind hasn't progressed passed 4th grade

>>13387638
I would appreciate if you considered the idea I consider others ideas and so ended that would be statement with a question to help myself understand if others agree. Is that understandable?

>>13386896
Livestream it please.

>>13387659
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>13387701
Yes, some others have. You have not, clearly.

>>13387659
No. That abortion of a paragraph could have been avoided with something like "Am I wrong?".
Stop caring about what others think of you, you had a thought. Let it out. You don't have to be careful here, we won't track you down and fuck you in the ass for having a stupid idea. Believe it or not, nobody in the real world will either. Just don't act too stupid ending declarative statements with a questioning inflection.
Really, you should say something more along the lines of "I think/thought x". This already implies the uncertainty without making you sound like a California girl. Guys like that shit. Girls like that shit. People like that shit. It's a firm grounding way of saying you don't have a firm ground on this subject yet. Inform me some more so I will.
Start talking like a California girl and guys might like that butthole but that's all you are to them.

>>13387710
It's not a paragraph. I do not care what strangers think.
You typed a lot of other words, why?

1.5lb of chicken breasts for $2.75 , i made fajitas

tortillaa from foodbank
beans $1 + mexican seasonings

peppers, onions : foodbank

pico de gallo -free
dad salsa -free
goatcheese - free
avacado - my roommate blew the fuck up on me for eating her avacado (who ate the five garbage avacados i had on the counter) and wont eat this one becuase it has already been cut open

food tastes amazing without the condiments

>>13386401
ERROR: Nutrients not found

>>13387713
>It's not a paragraph. I do not care what strangers think.
You typed a lot of other words, why?
Perfect. It wasn't a paragraph. I do stand by it being an abortion though kek. Firm, direct, true. That's how you should speak.
>You typed a lot of words, why?
Definitely perfect. Best question to ask is why. Old guys will sometimes hate it because why is hard to answer. Right now, in this situation, idk, I'm drunk. I'm doing my best to explain a good attitude.
If you must ask a question about something, why is good. Why do/should we do it this way?
Lot of old heads will get mad about it but with that question, fuck em. We need to know why so we can adapt later on and so many other reasons. Use why. If they don't have the answers, try Google and thinking on it yourself. Both can work. Just don't think you have to end a statement with a question mark to appease someone? Kek

>>13387748
Lots more words to say you don't know. Lots of excuses. As if you could do better sober.

bird meat makes u weak

does heating tortillas on a cast iron for a long ass time burn and ruin the taste of the oil used to season the pan?

when slicing into a deepdish pizza, what kind of cutter do i use to not ruin the cast iron? i use a butter knife

i also hear youre not supposed to use metal spatulas on cast iron pans. i use metal spatulas

>>13387761
Everyone would do better sober. Not sure what you mean by that. It's not excuses I'm telling you idk and that what follows will not be sober information. So I gave my best approximation of what's true but I'm drunk so don't take it too seriously.
>Lots more words to say you don't know
I've no idea what this means.
I just want you to speak with confidence. Please. It hurts my business when you don't

>>13387788
I do better drunk, you're just stupid.

>>13387800
Maybe I am. Don't see how thats relavent though. Factually speaking you haven't used English correctly at all. I'm explaining how it actually works and you have nothing to back up your side. Yeah, I am stupid. I agree. I'm just a janitor. But I'm smarter than you apparently seeing as I understood what was taught in English class.a declarative statement uses a period

>>13386401
Damn thats some Michelin star Neet food.

>>13386459
that broccoli looks even worse than OP's microwaved nuggets.

what about my food?

>>13389053

>>13387806
You called two sentences a paragraph and then went on to waste dozens of words on the idea it was a declarative statement at all, when it ended in a question mark.

>>13386672
you should learn to not overcook it then

>>13386401
they eat better in Prison

>>13386401
Post Face.

>>13386401
>depression manifested on a plate

Hamburg helper, yumm

>>13386507
Do americans really need more than 8oz of sugar drink?

>>13390304
Am American. Used to drink 4+ 12 ounce cans a day. Never drank water. Am better now.

>>13390304
Don't drink pop very often. When I do though, I'm getting a 12 ounce can.
8 ounce cans are just a way for the companies to get you.

>>13388959
Why?

>>13390261
*manifest

Would you eat it?

>>13390456
Ruined it.

>>13390496
It's even better

>>13386795
Yuropoors btfo. How WILL they recover?

>>13386896
You would do it,shitty dinner or not. You filthy cactophile.

>>13386625
>he acknowledges it

>>13386762
He isnt making his own food, he fucking threw some frozen crap on a baking tray and put it in the oven, my 5 year old cousin can fry eggs if he stands on a chair.

>>13386896
Would you eat a cactus?

>>13386401
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

I like my tendies with rice and mayonnaise with curry powder.

>>13386697
>Completely unaware as to the difference between a simple and complex carb.

Go read a book sometime.

>>13392218
Dumbass grainbrained carbhead

>>13390682
Well I hope you are very proud of him for acting like an adult. That being said OP literally made mood, the debate on whether he put any effort into it is a different story.

>>13386401
1/10 an hero

>>13393991
No, he heated up premade food, there is a massive difference.

>>13386401
>haha i eat like a slop but i do it with a certain playful kind of self awareness!

>>13394524
Mad.

>>13393541
Careful, anon, one of those clogged, scarred arteries of yours could explode from your impotent seething.

>>13386424
I literally eat like this and I’m 30, and I havnt lived with my mom in like... 12 years

>>13390441
because you overcooked the broccoli

>>13386459
There's gotta be more to life than chicken breast and broccoli.