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>go to a japanese restaurant
>walk through the door
>"TSTATADKIMASSS!!"
w?hat the fuck???

>> No.13384110

>>13384098
>all japanese restaurants are like the one in monsters inc
no

>> No.13384112

EAT A DUCKY MOSS

>> No.13384124

Isn’t it like YOSEMASE or something?

>> No.13384141
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13384141

>>13384098
>frog redditor posts absolutely useless thread

>> No.13384184

>>13384141
cringe

>> No.13384208
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13384208

eat the ducky moss!

>> No.13384272

>go to a japanese restaurant
>try to sneak through the door
>ah fuck dude can't make it can't make it
>outta my way son
>please, I beg you

>> No.13384277

>>13384110
t. flyover

>> No.13384293
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13384293

>>13384272
b&rp

>> No.13384302

>>13384098
>go to japanese restaurant
>they always ask me if I understand how to order sushi

>> No.13384361
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13384361

>walking into japanese restaurant
>SHIMASHAMASHAY

>> No.13384429
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>>13384141
please.
i like the nips.
and the frogs.

>> No.13384436

>>13384098
>>13384112
>>13384208
they wouldn't say "icky sticky mess" they'd say "it's a china men"

>> No.13384593

>walk into Japanese restaurant
GIRUGAMESH!

>> No.13384607

>>13384098
>have you had ramen? it's a delicacy back on earth

>> No.13384618

>>13384302
That's why I learned two Japanese phrases. First you say "nihongo wo pera-pera desu." Which means "I'm fluent in Japanese." Then when they start speaking to you in Japanese you interrupt them and say "anime ha baka desu," which means "anime is stupid."

>> No.13384696

>>13384429
I get liking the frogs part, but why nips?

>> No.13384722

>>13384098
>go to a japanese restaurant
>walk through the door
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.13384726

why do they speak the anime language at sushi restaurants lmao

>> No.13384728

>>13384722
hahahaha that means you would walk right in xD screencap it

>> No.13384855
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13384855

>walks though the door
>does 360, continues to walk
>*realization hits*
>starts to break dance to avoid embarrassment

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13385096

>>13384141

>> No.13385260

>>13384098
Youre supposed to respond with a stuttering
>t-thank you?
and dip your head as if attempting a strange bow. Like most white people do.

>> No.13385516

>>13384593
I love Japan period!

>> No.13385519
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13385519

ITTOETAKIMASSU NII CHAN DIESKI

>> No.13385523

>>13385096
amazing

>> No.13385532

>>13384277
I live in nyc

>> No.13385570

NIPPON ICHI

>> No.13385605

>>13384098
I respond to all asian people with a slight bow and saying hello in like 10 languages. Hola! or say if Korean I say Japanese konniciwa! kinda pisses em off.

>> No.13385610

does anyone know of a good book on the history of elam
i dont care what language it is

>> No.13385734

>>13384124
>IRASSHAIMASE!

>> No.13385750

>>13384728
No retard. It means you moonwalk out.

>> No.13386251
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13386251

>walk into a japanese market
>CHI CHI CHIRUMIRU NOMU YO GENKI

>> No.13387843

>>13384726
Ok weeabo.

>> No.13387861

>>13386251
based and genkipilled

>> No.13387865

>>13385096
cringe

>> No.13387871
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13387871

>>13384141
>paypay
>not pep-ay
reddit really is the worst

>> No.13388330

>>13384618
you didnt learn the first phrase very well

>> No.13388339

>>13384618
youre actually saying "i fluently japanese" and "anime is an idiot"

>> No.13388349

>>13388339
Your point, aho?

>> No.13388383

>>13384098
This post triggers the weebs.

>> No.13388401

>>13384293
Was that an anon made patch?

>> No.13388402

>>13384429
I get liking the nips part, but why frogs?

>> No.13388407

>>13388401
You can probably but it from one of the morale patch sellers off of /k/.

>> No.13388423
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>>13384593
It saddens me that some of us actually remembers this.

>> No.13388432
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13388432

>>13388339
That kind of grammar is correct in some languages.

>> No.13388458

>>13388339
*tips fedora*

>> No.13388461

>>13384098
>open a japanese restaurant door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>> No.13388482

>walk in a japanese restaurant
>random katana is thrown and impales the door next to me, while a japanese family loudly argues
>walk right out

>> No.13388620

>>13387871
its not pepay you sperg
its pe pe like the italian name

>> No.13388632
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13388632

>>13384098
>enter japanese restaurant
>realize it's a japanese restaurant and if I wanted to eat raw food I might as well go back home and eat directly from the fridge
>do a 360 and walk away

>> No.13388651

>>13388632
You dont like chicken nuggets? Thats what half of japanese restaurant food taste like. The other half being fish.

>> No.13388656

>>13385096
holy fug based