/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Apparently flyovers think it's weird, but I always hypnotize lobsters before boiling.

That's really nice of you man

>>13378010
>I decided to show this little guy a sunset before ripping him apart and eating his insides
humane as a human can get I guess

Op x Lobster-chan

>>13378010
>I let this lobster slowly suffocate and freeze to death while being forced to contemplate an utterly alien, barren landscape away from any of its peers and unable to understand what's going on, as a last gift before killing it and consuming its still warm flesh

I ain't even vegetarian but man, humans are funny creatures.

>>13379574
it's the intention that counts

>>13379741
Hell is paved with good intentions.

>>13379764
if a superiour predator is going to eat you and you have the choice of being mauled to death or being giving a ritus of appreciation by that creature before hand, you either stand as a man and rise up in your low existence and accept the appreciation in the inevitable or die the miserable death of a coward

>>13379786
huh?

>>13378010
I spank my meat before I release my sauce between two warm buns.

anyone who doesn't toast there buns is an animal and a retard.

vid unrelated.

They are bottom feeder animals that detest the sun. It is like showing some sort of nocturnal mushroom the sun, its worst enemy

>>13379574
Honestly it sounds like a better death than most of us will get.

>>13378083
>>13379574
>>13379987
Maybe that was OP's intention all along

>>13379574
doesn't sound so bad to me desu, at least he experienced something very new and different

>>13381058
same

I spent like three days reading and learning to spike a dugeness crab so I could do a boil for me and my gf. It's an easy process but I wanted to make 100% certain that I had it right before starting.
I realize arthropods aren't very bright but they still recoil and try to escape sources of pain, and some insects have even shown to be able to remember a source of pain and avoid it many days later. Whatever they feel, even if there isn't any sadness or dread linked to it, it clearly isn't pleasant for them.
I hope to reach a point where I kill every animal I eat eventually, but damnit putting those big, confused bugs down alone in the kitchen made me cry more than just a little bit. I'm a long ways away from hunting and fishing at this rate.