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The oh so delicious potato ball pasta that is ready to eat after 2 minuets of boiling. Arevaderche! Monjah!

>> No.13376163

>>13376158
fuck italy and fuck all italians

>> No.13376169

You should really make your own Anon. It's not hard.

>> No.13376201

>>13376169
My dumb twat of a girlfriend doest know how to cook, because that would be "MUH Oppreshun." So Why work like a slave in the kitchen as a man when i can just go down to the grocery store and buy a pack for 3 bucks.

>> No.13376227

what's a good way to eat these? the one time i've tried them they had a really nasty consistency, like raw dough and they sucked at absorbing the sauce. i guess i used the wrong sauce? i made a an egg yolk and parmesan sauce for them.

>> No.13376241

>>13376227
put some olive oil on them you stupid fag.

>> No.13376246

>>13376241
why, what will that do

>> No.13376248

>>13376201
post her feet

>> No.13376254
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13376254

>>13376158
>boil

>> No.13376262

>>13376227
are you talking about the pre-made ones? They suck. Make yourself some and you'll love it.

Typical sauces are: butter and sage - red sauce and basil - pear and gorgonzolla - besciamella, etc...

>> No.13376268

>>13376248
I would post her feet if I actually had a girlfriend, but I just made that up.

>> No.13376269

>>13376158
that food always looked like little maggots or some kind of bug egg

>> No.13376276

>>13376269
Don't talk about my precious yonkeey like that mister!

>> No.13376289

>>13376262
yeah pre-made ones but they were supposedly fresh, like they were in the store's fridge and had a really quick expiration date. they were also potato gnocchi, idk if that matters. according to wikipedia there are other types.

>> No.13376290

>>13376276
just look at it though

>> No.13376298

>>13376158
such a classic italian dish!
>potatoes are not even original from Italy
lol

>> No.13376361

>>13376163
mama mia!

>> No.13376375
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13376375

>>13376163
I'LL DIP MY FUCKIN BALLS IN YOUR GNOCCHI. COCK SUCKAH!!!

>> No.13376384

>>13376268
So you're the incompetent piece of shit that can't cook something as simple as gnocchi. Understood.

>> No.13376385

>>13376289
ITS FRESH FROZEN, CHEF!

>> No.13376400

>>13376384
Roastie detected

>> No.13376419

>>13376163
ZITTO ANIMALE!

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13376443

>>13376385
>FRESH FROZEN

>> No.13376463

>>13376298
The original gnocchi was made with semolina and is still made that way in Rome.

>> No.13376466

i burned down my last apartment frying gnocchi

>> No.13376473

>>13376463
>The original gnocchi was made with semolina and is still made that way in Rome.
Yes, that's why there are different names: gnocchi di patate, gnocchi di zucca, etc.

>> No.13376478

>>13376466
how did the firemen react when you told them the reason

>> No.13376502

>>13376478
told them it wasn’t me

>> No.13376506

>>13376502
Somebody broke into my apartment to fry gnocchi, I know officer im just as confused as you

>> No.13377388

>>13376502
>>13376506
>the gnocchi gninja strikes again

>> No.13377715

>>13376298
neither are tomatoes, onions, or garlic. Olives are indigenous to Italy though.

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13378179

>>13376158
this is my first meme

>> No.13378188 [DELETED] 

>>13378179
cringe

>> No.13378193

>>13376298
seethe