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13374810 No.13374810 [Reply] [Original]

>ITT: Foods you would fuck if you someone found yourself with the opportunity

Pizza, for me.

>> No.13374819

>>13374810
I’d eat the cheese of her breasts and fuck her like a dog

>> No.13374823
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>>13374810
>Foods you would fuck if you someone found yourself with the opportunity
also, that bitch is too skinny

>> No.13374830
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>>13374810
>Foods you would fuck if you someone found yourself with the opportunity

>> No.13374840

>>13374823
she should eat pizza

>> No.13374842
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>>13374810
what about this pizza OP

>> No.13374843

I once stuffed my dick in a raw turkey to win an argument with the wife.

>> No.13374845

>>13374843
what was the argument about?

>> No.13374848

>>13374810
do americans really think about this?

>> No.13374947

>>13374810
>ITT: Foods you would fuck if you someone found yourself with the opportunity
What
Also that pepperoni ratio is shit

>> No.13375022

>>13374810
i would fuck her food if you know what im sayin

>> No.13375374

>>13374810
Don't stick your dick in food. It's unhygienic.

>> No.13375406

>>13374810
Reading this feels like having a stroke.

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>>13374810
>Foods you would fuck if you someone found yourself with the opportunity

>> No.13375600

>>13374842
hahaha pussy pizza hasha wow xDDD

>> No.13375604

>>13374845
that her pussy was no better than a cold raw turkey

>> No.13375618

>>13374810
Good I wish that were me

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>>13374810
>Foods you would fuck if you someone found yourself with the opportunity

>> No.13375697

>>13374810
shit thread

>> No.13375882

>Foods you would fuck if you someone found yourself with the opportunity
After reading this on-and-off the whole night, it's finally starting to make sense. But it sounds like being caught in a situation so awkward, you resort to fucking a piece of food to get yourself out of it.

>> No.13375917

>>13375374
nah, I cook it afterwards, that sterilizes it

>> No.13375921

>>13375604
women can not take constructive criticism

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>>13374810
>Foods you would fuck if you someone found yourself with the opportunity
Maybe.

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>>13374810
>Foods you would fuck if you someone found yourself with the opportunity
I wish I could trash talk americans without insulting myself.

>> No.13375992

My friend just asked me this question...
I said a cake he said pulled pork lmao.

>> No.13376129

>>13375604
Was it?

>> No.13376137

i think op is having a stroke or something

>> No.13376142

Warm apple pie

>> No.13376353

>>13375374
>It's unhygienic.
Only if you're uncircumcised and don't bathe.

>> No.13376537

>>13374823
Feeder pls go.

>> No.13376546

>>13375604
how did they compare?

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> Foods you would fuck if you someone found yourself with the opportunity

>> No.13376551

>>13376129
Most definitely.

>> No.13377125

im haveing a stroke