/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Shite castle.

Was gonna argue with >>13370179
But really, those look like shit and I would not eat.

>>13370152
based chicken rings
I like to get 10 sliders, half with cheese, half with jalapeno cheese, chicken rings and those onion petal things.

Also disgustingly related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTw78ab7tOs&ab_channel=emmymadeinjapan

>>13370275
Those are onion rings in OP's pic though.

>>13370275
I used to make my own version of white castle burger pate. I'd chew them up with as little saliva as possible, spit them back on the plate, and re-eat them. It was like getting to eat the burger twice. Good with fries too especially when you mix them. I like the texture

>>13370327
I actually do that with some food, minus the spitting it back out. I'll partially swallow it and then force it back up into my mouth. It enhances the flavor.

>>13370323
huh, I guess they are, they don't look like chicken rings on second glance. My location actually doesn't have onion rings, only the onion petals.

If you're skipping clam strips at white castle I can't help you

white castle is shit, most of the staff is nigger

>>13370152
do mutts really?

>>13370152
Just realized something amazing
Mix the horseradish mustard with the honey mustard for a much more satisfying condiment
If anyone else figured this out before me, why the fuck didn't you let me know?

I want to try white castle but I can't justify driving 4 hours for it

hard to imagine a fast food restaurant as terrible as White Castle.

First they sell sliders which is just a way to increase the ratio of bread to the more expensive meat.
Second, they use really garbage quality beef which is just greasy trash.
Third, despite the trash they serve they have the gall to make the mean the thickness of a coin.
But because that is still too much they go to work with a hole puncher on every patty. Is this to continue their penny pinching ways or just the only way they can get their ogre tier employees to cook a nickle thick piece of trash to safe temps?

To make it all worse it gets shilled by the likes of Hurwitz and Schlossberg in some shitty movie about potheads.

>>13372989
I mean you expect fast food to be terrible, they sell on convenience not quality after all. But can you imagine the outcry if McDonalds or Burger King pulled this horseshit? Like at least those places serve meat thicker than the pickle that goes on the sandwich.

>>13372989
who gives a fuck because it tastes good

>>13370152
Why is the burger in a box? Is that its home? Its castle?

>>13372989
You sound like an angry jew trying to get as much meat for shekel as possible. Those things are delicious and simply different from other beef burgers, in fact it's really not a burger, just beef in a soft roll.

Your post sounds like a copypasta shill.

>>13373046
That's how they're served. Not wrapped, but stored in those little boxes.

>>13372989
This guy has never fucked with the lights on

>>13373015
>>13373047
>>13373127
Seems I touched a nerve in the corporate shill thread. Either that or people will defend anything, even a sandwich made with grey meat that has holes punched into it.

>>13373381
Wtf are you trying to prove?

Is Crystal's better?

>>13373424
no, has more bread

>>13372989
i drive drunk to white castle at like 2 am at least once a month when im wasted with my cousin. wrote an essay about it freshmen year and got an A

White Castle is delicious flavor

You can always tell when the anti fast food poster is a foreigner, cause they apparently never did the important thing, which is actually TASTE the food

white castle recently opened up in my area. we pretty much have every regional burger chain here now. white castle is surprisingly good, it's just not explained very well how essential onions are to the cooking process.

>>13374093
in AZ we have in-n-out, five guys, whataburger, culvers, shake shack, and white castle.

>>13370152
fries look frozen

>>13370338
>It enhances the flavor

>>13374093
>it's just not explained very well how essential onions are to the cooking process.
This. Onion juice is the key to making White Castle a unique and worthwhile eating experience. Nothing else tastes the same, the burgers melt in your mouth as they are soft and mushy from being steamed in onion juice

>All these White Castle haters
It always amazes me. White Castle is the best fast food because of its impossible to duplicate unique flavor.

>>13374135
I just like getting ten sliders while blasted

>>13374141
sliders with cheese or no?

>>13374167
Not him but it’s gotta be with cheese

>>13374178
This. I personally get the jalapeno cheese sliders. Delish!

>>13374178
now him and you betta bet i get that cheese

West coast guy here, never been to an actual White Castle. I've only ever had the frozen sliders. A friend who has actually been to one has told me its exactly the same as the frozen ones. Is this true?

>>13374215
They're the same aside from the fact that they taste frozen and reheated

>>13374215
100% exactly false

>>13374215
For one Thing, the frozen Sliders don't even have Pickles

>>13374243
additionally if you get the frozen cheese sliders the cheese completely turns to liquid upon reheating which is not desirable or accurate to restaurant quality.

>>13374243
Tastes pretty close to me. And I often ask them not put pickles in mine as the pickles are too briny and overwhelm the burger. It’s the one bad thing about WC

>>13374093
its one of the more unique things. Working at the new one here really shows me that the burgers we make are not nearly as greasy as other places because we cook them in a small amount of water with lots of onions to steam them.

>>13374320
fair enough. if you like them without pickles and without cheese then it is reasonably close, ignoring a lot of nitpicks. but no one should really be saying "it's basically the same"

>>13370152
>flyover

>>13370338
Ew

>>13370152
Tastes good, but makes me shit faster than exlax.

>>13374343
White Castle is a northeastern staple, flyover

>>13374351
Have you every had coffee, friend?

>>13374361
Yes, and I can honestly say that nothing has ever made me shit as fast as WC. I'm talking 30 minutes.

>>13374342
It tastes pretty close because they steam them to begin with, and when you microwave it this essentially what you are doing in the little plastic pouch. I will say that the bread doesn’t come out as good. It comes out simultaneously more soggy (which i actually like) with parts that somehow manage to be more dry than if you got them from the restaurant. The dry parts is what I don’t care for. Otherwise the meat and the onions are exceptionally close. I don’t think any other fast food could do this.

>>13370152
aeeee i just got some today finally in scottsdale shits alright, its just sliders nothing special

>>13374367
that's not how shitting works man, consult medical professional

>>13374378
I recently discovered I have Crohn's, despite being otherwise healthy gut-wise all my life, but the instance I was talking about was like 3 years before I was diagnosed or had any other significant problems.

>>13374374
white castle scottsdale opened two months ago and is still averaging one hour wait times. wtf /ck/ you told me this was trash?

>>13374398
I think booze can exacerbate crohn's. Cut that shit out and you might not shit so shittily.

hey just curious is this a corporate thread or do the anons here just like white castle? thanks in advance.

>>13374426
pretty sure it is a corporate thread. A lot of it reads like someone sameposting to themselves.

>>13374416
I barely drink, regardless of the other probably not Crohn's related problems it seems to cause me now. WC just clears me out. Thanks for looking out though.

>>13374426
Not a shill, just like talking about food I like. That being said, I have white castle very rarely because my stomach just doesn't like it. I've never had smellier farts more consistently with any other fast food chain.

>>13374407
yeah it took me bout 45 min to get my order through the drive thru

>>13374480
not mention greasier shits too.

>>13370259
It looks like somebody took a shit in a hambuger bun.
Amerifats really eat this slop?

>>13374426
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOBODY ON 4CHAN ACTUALLY LIKES FAST FOOD, A WEBSITE COMPRISED OF 80 PERCENT NEET WEEABOOS, GAMERS, AND COMIC BOOK GUYS FROM THE SIMPSONS WOULD NEVERRRRRRRRRRR ENJOY SHITTY JUNK FOOD THIS IS A PSYOP

Get a life

>>13374507
4chan denizens, this is what the corporate masters think of you. enjoy next time you pull up at white castle.

>>13374516
What gives you the idea that it's actual paid shills and not just bored nerds posting random nerd shit?
Not that anon btw

>>13374552
habeeb it

>>13374571
TWINKIE HOUSE, but what's that got to do with anything?

>>13374576
read what you've just written and get back to me. jesus.

>>13374505
The White Castle is a big castle in the middle of the country and every American is required to go on a pilgrimage once in their life to eat burgers there

>>13374642
What most people don't realize is that the burger pilgrimage existed long before the U.S. but George Washington kept the White Castle around to ease the tensions of pre-U.S. America. Rumour has it that he used his cloak to carry the cornerstone of the White Castle so each other founding father could grasp a corner of it.

>>13373006
Those speedholes are a patented White Castle innovation, it makes them more hydrodynamic for speedy digestion and explosive excretion.

>>13374426
Believe it or not, people enjoy talking about things they enjoy. And things that are enjoyed are usually things that have a noticeable amount of business. And I know this is really hard for people on certain ends of 'the spectrum' to understand, people are different than they are.

no wjite castle here.
they have frozen sliders at the grocery store. is there a way to heat them up so they taste best?

>>13374688
introduce them to an antimatter-heavy environment which can be channeled to create propulsion and propel yourself to the nearest actual white castle

>>13374688
100% microwave

thread finally dying because paid shills have gone to bed while true 4chan neets who don't really care much about white castle ignore these posts

>>13374812
>neets
>not caring about shitty fast food

>>13374812

>>13370152
>don’t have a White Castle
>buy packaged frozen WC burgers from store
>nuke them
>immediately throw up 30 minutes later
I have yet to try the authentic stuff

>>13370152
>had white castle a couple of weeks back
>tried out the new corndog poppers
They were alright.
I'll probably pick up a crave case, half cheese, half jalapeno for the superb owl in a couple of weeks.

>>13374940
They had a recall on the frozen white castle not long ago so you probably got one of that batch.

>>13374407
lmao what? that's insane. White castle is the fastest here.

Also their mozzarella sticks are amazing

>>13374915
never had breakfast at The Castle, what is that on the bottom right?

>>13375268
>half cheese, half jalapeno
The truly cultured choice, anon.

Why can’t they just make sliders without onions? The onions overpower everything, but they steadfastly refuse to cook anything on a part of the grill that isn’t covered in onions.

>>13376082
Maybe if you don't enjoy onions you could go elsewhere that doesn't use onions as a main ingredient. In this day and age there's something for everyone.

>>13374714

taste like getting them from the drive-thru
delicious

>>13376297
m-mommy

>>13376297
big hungry cunt
delicious

>>13376297
>this was considered a 10/10 in the nineteen-hundred and nineties

>>13376495
Still pretty 9/10 now, really. I prefer larger mammies and lighter skin though.

>>13374516
What do I care, it's exactly right.

>>13374300
Pro tip: buy the plain hamburgers and add pic related before cooking. Your welcome.

>>13376297
>that crotch bulge

>>13376761
Don't get too excited it's actually a puss not a cock.

>>13376723
I don't have to do that because I live like 10 minutes away from a white castle. But maybe good advice so thanks.

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>>13374650
i swear if writefags on here actually organized themselves they could create a film industry to rival and ultimately overthrow hollywood