/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13367728
I want an ugly chick like that with a nice body

>>13367733
Same. Why can't women just not be fat? Is eating less so goddamm hard? I'm not being unreasonable.

>>13367728
>no lips
>nose
Yikes

>>13367740
I don't know man, but all the single women I know that are 30+ either have kids, are fat, or both. Really sucks

Let me guess... you're one of those disgusting crackers that undercooks their eggs so that they're all runny and sloppy and then you're surprised when you get sick? Lmao what a dumbass

That girl is turning me on. I love her hair, slim body and apparent bossom. Her face only adds because I like the idea of controlling and degrading her while fucking her from behind so me calling her an ugly slut gets associated with her orgasms. I want to ruin her self-esteem and give her everything she wants

>>13367831
You're no exactly wrong but I've been eating eggs like this for 20+ years and it's never happened before, thus I suspect the meat pie. Only other time I've had food poisoning like this was from rice that wasn't cooked properly.

I'm just going to drop by and say that this woman's face is exceptionally fugly and express my sympathy for the relatives who have grown accustom to viewing it

>>13367941
Just because you want to fugg her doesn't mean her family does. I mean maybe they do but there's no proof of that. If there is I would like as many details as possible for research purposes of course

>>13367941
You are stupid and bluepilled.

Chicks like that one, also know as butterfaces, make up for their ugly face by being colossal sluts in bed and /or by being black belts in blowjobs.

I literally had my balls drained by a similar girl years ago and trust me I still dream of her at night. God bless her.

These are the best girl ever, possibly even better than chubbies.

why does this need a general food poisoning fucking sucks man i hate the intermittent puking and shitting its awful

>>13367976
>hey I fucked a hideous girl look how based I am
yeah... that's mighty redpilled of you my man

>>13367982
>projection

Bitter virgin detected.

i got food poisoning at subway once and hours later i literally shit myself on the street because the pain of holding it in became unbearable.
good thing it was at 1 am and there were no people on the streets.

>>13367728
>a few drinks the night before
You burned your GI lining. It's damaged.

Take a proton pump inhibitor to slow down the acid reacting to that. Eat some oatmeal, and nothing too acidic too upsetting. BRAT diet. Tylenol. Give it a couple of days of meds and taking it gently with your diet. Stop binge drinking. 1-2 is normal intake.

>>13367996
I'm just saying she's ugly as shit and that I pity people who have to regularly see her. I'm not sure you know what projection means.

>>13367996
if you're going to throw meme words around at least double check if the ones you're using aren't contradictory.
how could that be projection? and if it was projection wouldn't that imply that he himself fucked an ugly girl and is thus not a virgin?
you made a post that was so stupid it literally made me do a double take and get a headache from its retardation. congrats i guess.

>>13368012
Yeah and I said that your comment was extremely stupid and even unnecessary because she’s not even that ugly to feel sorry for her.

>>13368005
Yeah nah get fucked, UFC is on at the pub and they have two for one hotdogs

>>13368025
both a 1 on the binary

>>13367803
Just date younger women?

>>13367728
Ulcer

>>13367740
>Why can't woman just not be fat
They can ask the same question to you

Food poisoning is uncontrollably shitting and vomiting, at the same time. You'd know if you got it.

>>13369726
No, actually they don’t

>>13367728
Wtf is a servo meat pie

>>13367728
Your liver was sore from the booze and then you ate a bunch of fat, which your liver also has to process. Also caffiene dehydrates you, as does alcohol. Part of being hungover is being dehydrated. You should have had some carbs and drank water instead of coffee.

>>13367728
Is this shopped ? That dress is incredibly well adjusted.

The red tiles clash with the wall tiles in both color and style.

>>13370099
>Wtf is a servo meat pie

>>13370105
She just sat still in the tub while someone else put bacon on her. It's not a dress.
Her backside is naked.

>>13367728
Am I the only one imagining the smell?

>>13368001
Holy fuck hahahahahahahaha

>>13370099
>he's never had a servo meat pie and a farmers union before
look at this cunt

>>13367728
Food poisoning generally isn't that rapid acting.
It was probably the dodgy pie.
If you got it from the servo late at night, it had probably been sitting around all day and should've been binned.
Blame the Pajeet that sold it to you.

>>13367803
>kids
"Kids" only apply to human offspring. Black people aren't human.

>>13371349
>"Kids" only apply to human offspring

>>13367728
What's the endgame here? Does he fuck her in the tub and cum on the bacon? Do they cook the bacon and eat it? Do they just throw it away? I must know what happens next!

>>13370234
>image
Australian English isn't even a fucking language any more, it's practically Finnish.

>>13371762
You have to be over 18 to post here.

>>13371357
only white goats are kids

>>13367728

>>13368001
Was your poo a foot long?

>>13371349
Define human

>>13370234
not even aus i've done this before

as a western english speaker though deffo needed that image prompt for context thanks