/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13366863
>ive never eaten these before....
>she mentions milky way is her favorite chocolate bar in a previous video
why does she always lie about this mundane shit? we can see shes obese

>>13366870
She says "it's been a while since I've had one"

brad is fat too. do they fuck?

>>13366894
brad isn't fat, he's built
brad has kids and lives a mature life, he only wastes his time with young impressionable girls like claire for the camera.

>andy: i'm gonna.... do something with this cauliflower
wtf andy don't fuck the cauliflower

>>13366870
Jews are compelled to lie.

>Posting the one with makeup
This is what this obese sow really looks like

>she's engaged

DROPPED

I will NEVER watch that fat smelly retarded retarded sounding lesbo make ANYTHING.

>>13366863
Learn to code
stop advertising you shitty cooking around here
get fucked bon appateet

>>13366878
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>>13367087
learn
to
code

>>13367110
No.
Bump.

>>13367115
t. kike fatty

>>13366955
kek

>>13366863
Nice. I'm going to watch this later while I poop.

>>13367439
Oh, wow. It's a 40 minute video. I better bring a snack and a bottle of water.

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>>13367115
i know how to code, how is this relevant?
do you want me to code up a web app which alerts you when a new gourmet makes comes out?

>>13366863
i love Claire.
Molly is better looking imhofam, but i got so sick of her and her stupid dog and her shitty slang

>>13367439
>>13367447
Update: it was a nice poop. Thanks, Claire!

>>13366863
I want this revolting sow to waste away in a death camp and her bloated corpse incinerated in an oven

>>13366863
Is she really a chef?

She seems so incompetent.

>>13367652
most of them seem like barely-accomplished home cooks

>>13366870
I always laugh when she says shit like "Ugh, I'm eating so much sugar today I'm gonna just be DEAD later" or stuff to that effect, like she's pushing 200 at 5'6 or however tall she is eating shit that isn't junk food. You know this bitch is piling on the cinnamon rolls when no one's looking.

Would still plow her, though.

fuck nasty jewess claire the cow

fuck these paid & protected shill threads.

>>13367777
Holy shit based quads

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>>13366863
no but I make my own mayo for claire

>>13368029
gourmet woudder

There is no standardized definition of gourmet, and anyone can call themselves a pastry chef.

I hate these "people"

>>13368299
You will never be as good a pastry chef as Claire. Did you make sourdough donuts? Did you make the perfect pizza dough with 3 kinds of flour? Did you painstakingly recreate lucky charms pieces from scratch?
You are nothing but a phoney.

>>13366863
>oh boy! it's this cooking cam whore again.

>>13366863
pastry chef attempts to make me come with only mouth no hands

>>13366939
>brad isn't fat, he's built
Top kek and top cope

Is the black haired girl touching the blonde girl’s breasts?

>>13366939
he's a bit of both. probably fit-ish but still a little overweight. he's not a bodybuilder.

>>13368679
thats clearly the blonde girls hand you dolt

>>13367115
I prototype the things you code on. I'd rather keep doing that and making your salary look poverty level.

>>13368940
I prototype the things you prototype. Thank me for my service

>>13368940
I invented the internet and many, many computers. Oh yeah, and I invented those hot water bags hotels have sometimes.

>>13368029
kek

Three more episodes she’s not gonna be able to fit through the door

>>13366939
he is fat and a baldcel

>>13368029
This was a popular comment for one of the videos, but it was mysteriously deleted.

>>13368965
Tell me more about those hot water bags hotels have sometimes.

>>13370303
kys sataniatrash
brad would btfo weebs like you

>She then graduated from Harvard University in 2009 with a BA in U.S. history and literature, after which she studied French cuisine and pastry at École Grégoire-Ferrandi in Paris, France. After working at Spring Restaurant for a four-month externship, Saffitz moved to Montreal, Québec, where she received a master's degree in History at McGill University in 2013, with a focus on French culinary history in the early modern era.
how the FUCK is she so incompetent when she spent 2(?) years in France of all places learning to cook, and even worked at a restaurant thereafter. It boggles my mind how she can mess up the simplest stuff like caramel, nougat, and tempering chocolate time and time again

>>13366863
Jewish women>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>goy women

>>13373066
Jews - is there anything they can't do?

>>13366863
why is this cunt getting orbited?

>>13373066
She has more writing credentials than cooking it seems like. Still tho thats an impressive resume