/ck/ - Food & Cooking

just eat less you fucking faggot
it doesn't matter in the slightest what you eat, just eat less of it

Never trust a skinny cook

Would you please stop posting this shit?

I can’t believe there are paid shills to post this literally who garbage every day here.

>>13362980
why do you hate Claire, sir? She is really quite wonderful to listen to. Many have said so.

>>13362980
>she's old because she has grey hair
She's literally 33. The grey is most likely dye and has been a style for a long fucking time. Age a little, kiddo.

>>13362946
Everything about your post suggests you are a femoid, from the reddit-spacing to the use of an ellipsis to actually liking sugary shit to not knowing how weight gain works.

>>13362964
>le never le trust le skinny cook maymay xD
Fattie cope. People who actually value food are conscious of every bite they have unlike fatties who stuff their faces mechanically.

>>13362992
>33

Based mommy Claire makin' some Milky Way bars this week!
https://youtu.be/zyEv16Fq7f8

>>13363008
I think you're dumb but this made me spit out my drink laughing.

>>13363006
Seething because he knows he'll never hug jogging pants Claire

>>13363030
>he thinks she looks old just because she has white hair

L M A O

She’s so disgusting and greasy, imagine seeing her after a day of work, that lardass hag who also smells like burnt oil and fat.

>>13362946
They spelled Gollum wrong...

>>13362986
She’s a fat talentless jew.

>>13363051
Wat?

>>13363078
You could have just said Jew. No need to beat a dead horse-faced Claire.

>>13363051
>greasy, imagine seeing her after a day of work, that lardass hag who also smells like burnt oil and fat.
god that's hot, damn it, i need to fap now.

>>13363085

My waifu Rie would like a word

>>13362946
she's perfect because she's talkie and friendly and cute with her colleagues and her schtick is that she's "figuring it out" on the fly and "attempting" to make stuff. I find that and the interplay with her co-workers fun and entertaining to watch as well as informative.

>>13363130
>women
>entertaining

>>13362946

too obvious a hint for Christmas?

>>13363148
what are you a fagala? of course women are entertaining! as well as cute to look at.

>>13363130
>everything I see on television and mainstream media is a perfect and Crystal clear depiction of the real world

Jesus Christ kill yourself

>>13363168
Dude, who hurt you? Relax, your BP ratings will thank you.

>>13363168
i know the wool is over my eyes, but i choose to suspend disbelief and enjoy anyway, enjoy the mileau and the arz-performanze. is that so wrong? can that be so wrong?

>>13362992
>She's literally 33
Yikes.

>>13362946
It's impossible for an American

>>13362946
Who is this fat old lady?

>>13362995
ck is the most female dominated board on 4chan.

>>13364290
/co/ has to be close, they talk more like girls online than any other board

>>13364290
>>13364301
/cgl/ is the most female board. It's all angry vagina noises there.

>>13362946
Yes, just don't eat pastry by the handful. Allow for a bit of a deficit in your eating to account for taste-testing. It's not hard.

>sugar substitutes
Making something worse just so you can eat more of it.

>>13362946
What do I do to get a gf like her?

>>13363008
This is the best one. :)))

>>13363130
Kys

>>13364384
you clearly have NO FUN in your life that you cannot even relate to a pure, heartfelt appreciative statement like that. sad.

>>13362946
You can't substitute sugar in pastries and get the same results.
Sugar caramelizes when baked which gives a very unique texture you'll lose with substitutes.
Anyway, it's not just the sugar that'll make you fat, it's the other carbs.

>>13362980
Do you know where you are???

>>13364351
Get circumcised and start going to temple.

>>13362953
faggot

>>13364535
Damn gurl u thick.

AYO!!! Dis is now a thiccc gurl thred yo! dicks out bruhs....

>>13364290
Stop spreading this patented lie.

>>13362946
when will any of the BA bitches have their nudes leaked?

>>13362992
>kiddo
Cringe. But there is something off about Claire I'll give you that anon

You would probably have to experiment with alternative gluten free flours to slim along with sugar alternatives like stevia and xylitol. But even then most gluten free recipes require eggs. I'm just now starting to experiment with bamboo flour and so far it's better than other gluten free flours that I've tried.

>>13363030
Good god, she needs to exercise or something

>>13363010
>im being retarded on purpose the video

just don't eat everything you make and exercise on a regular basis. it's not difficult.

Women are terrible other than being beautiful objects from which to derive physical pleasure. Why would anyone fantasize over a dumpy uggo? Pursue maybe IRL because of the practical benefits (taxes and social standing) but in fantasy, why? For her "personality"? LMAO

>>13363030
F R I D G E M O D E

>>13362946
Just have better self-control and exercise off the calories

>>13363008
Need one more layer of this shoop.

>>13362946
Imagine that smiling face on all fours right after you've sprayed her with your cum

>>13365828
>I have never experienced the joys of a mommy gf

>>13363030
Imagine the smell

>>13362992
>33

fucking yikes, lmao

she looks 45

fuck claire

i would fill her éclair if you know what i mean

>>13366226
>>13366262
delet

>>13366226
I would if I could.

>>13362946

How can one person be so perfect

>>13366326
I want to make Claire have fun.

>>13365881
>>13365173
>>13364535
>>13364551
>>13366169
>>13366151
>>13366226
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>>13366336
>liking women
Holy gay

>>13366326

>>13366357
Rude old witch

>>13366348
What? No, I want to be Claire's friend.
It's Brad and Chris that I want to double team me.

hey i usually dont post on this board but i like this thread. claires videos are quite cute and i will let you know that her hair isnt colored, it is natural and has been so for a while. you can find articles where she talks about it. i knew a guy who had completely gray hair in the early twenties, its maybe rare but not that strange desu.
anyway im actually just posting to tell you that i think it is weird that one of you guys are photoshopping clare to be very old in this thread.
do you really have that much against her?
thank you

>>13366388
Fuck off Claire, think of your old fragile heart

>>13366396
i think i proved my point

>>13366388
wow what a nice post! haha so you're dtf right?

>>13366388
You type like a faggot.

>>13363168
>he thinks he lives in the "real world"
ngmi