/ck/ - Food & Cooking

wife?

there's just no way he's straight

just none

i dun believe it

Are you telling me Chris isn't gay? I find that hard to believe.

How is this already going much nicer than the Brad thread I tried to make the other day
Also based, I think it's sweet

>>13350124
I think Chris is on the spectrum

>>13350154
A lot more people are than you'd think, desu

>>13350124
He has that same gay man autist aura as Jacksfilms.
Actually, he's significantly more autist than Jacksfilms in some way. I don't even know what it is specifically.

Also what the fuck is with the milk? Just fucking put it in for less time dumbass.

>>13350124
He has that same gay man autist aura as Jacksfilms.
Actually, he's significantly more autist than Jacksfilms in some way. I don't even know what it is specifically.

Also what the fuck is with the milk? Just fucking put it in for less time dumbass. Better than brooding over a pot.

>>13350131
This. He married his beard.

>>13350124
I liked him a lot more when I found out he wasn't gay, just a autistic perfectionist.

>>13350273
you realize closeted gays are still incredibly common, right?

gay men still often marry women in sham marriages

>>13350273
How dare people express love in more than one way

>>13350280
I don't care lol

>>13350278
Closeted gays being common doesn't mean that he is gay.

>>13350287
have you heard his voice dude? he's gay

>>13350124
Wait, he not gay?

>>13350290
That's hardly concrete proof. It's certainly more dubious than the fact that he has a wife.

>>13350295
u really think it's impossible for gay men to marry women or something?

people are so homophobic they'd rather pretend ur straight anyways in most cases

>>13350353
No, you keep putting words in my mouth. I don't think it's "impossible" for a gay man to marry a straight woman. I don't think that, in all of recorded history, a closeted gay man has never married a woman. None of that proves that Chris is gay.

BOY I SURE DO LOVE /ck/ - Food & Cooking

someone post the pic

>>13350381

>>13350360
>Oh no the discussion took a natural divergence from its original path even though this is still the appropriate board to post about recipe videos and chefs

>>13350124
Based. Women can't cook. Best to just fuckup-proof your recipes.

>>13350388
tell me my fortune, bracelet lady.

>>13350388
fggfffffdhdfhdfghdfg

>>13350450
awesome based chad

>>13350440
FAGET

>>13350388
fuggit

>>13350278
>believing this
>of a new york lib

nah mang

>>13350124
E-celeb spam is always cringe, and paid BA advertising is worse than Jack.

>>13350273
this

>>13350273
I was surprised when I found out the Iranian one was gay

>>13350124
>wife
Unless she has a penis, I don't believe this at all

>>13350695
>pic
Cringe

>>13351199
>>13351109
>>13351109
your wife's feminine penis isn't gay

>>13350124
>Implying salmonella ja/ck/ wasnt fucking his wife when this jewtube video was made.
Sad that u fags shill this shit.

>>13351226
>implying he can fuck anything with half a body
t. clarence carter

>>13350278
If he were closeted he wouldn't speak like a fag.

>>13350695
this but completely unironically

>>13350124
>Chris
>wife
you fucking what

>>13350353
Not in nyc lol

>>13350131
>>13350134
>>13350272
>>13350278
>>13350290
>>13351334
>/ck/ shut ins show how retarded they are when it comes to reading people. Bravo lol

>>13350124
if he wanted a simple cake just get a betty crocker mix. I love how his "simple" cake has all these steps.

I've made a cake from scratch and from boxes and they're so close to each other just use the box.

but make the frosting from scratch. commercial frosting is shit.

fuck these shill threads

paid & protected, posted by jannies, regular bumps, no 404 until reply limit

>>13351388
i'm sorry but Chris is gayer than that guy with his shirt torn open and the blue nails

>>13351407
Thanks for the bump.

>>13351411
Except for the part where he genuinely isn't, but you're a social retard so you think a lispy voice means gay lol.

>>13351417
Yeah nah, that bitch is a beard

>>13350124
this guy is gay af, anyone saying he isn't is probably a campy faggaroo in denial himself.

>>13350124
I was watching this and when he said "Amber kept making me cakes on my birthday".

I'm like "Amber" is he married to a tranny?
He's gay right? I thought he was gay? He sounds gay. acts gay.

WTF?

>>13351420
>>13351458

Lol social emotional turbotards

>>13351466
yeah no I know you're terrified because you're realizing absolutely everyone knows you're gay despite you being in the closet, but Chris is so gay that when he brings home the groceries (he does all the shopping because his fake ass wife doesn't get the right salad dressing) he always makes 2-3 trips carrying everything inside

>>13351515
>makes 2-3 trips
Are you serious? I carry everything in one trip if possible, fucking 2 gallons of milk and 2 gallons of water in one hand, everything else in the other. I only make more trips if I have stuff that is physically impossible to get in one trip.

>>13351417
Chris honey we all see right through you

>>13351531
that's
how
gay
he
is

>>13351515
>>13351535
That whole channel is pretty shitty, but aside from the Mexican guy I can't remember, Chris is probably the most annoying one they have. Even still it's more funny that so many people here assumed he must be gay. I imagine what it must be like to live in that much of a bubble.

Is he the Wife Stir Fry poster?

>>13350273
Wow, my gaydar must be malfunctioning.

>>13350124
>wife
lol he fag

>>13352143
No, he is gay, he's just deep in the closet.

>>13352143
someone here who is an attractive male needs to try to have sex with him to see if he's gay

>>13350244
Idk what you're talking about with the milk. Care to explain?

>>13350124
I've seen people like this it makes me wonder how their apparently real wives can even stand them since they're the most obnoxious people I've ever seen. They're like women in mens bodies they're awful shit you guys are surprised they're not gay? man I'm fuckin surprised they're not trannys.

>>13352285
Couple things here. Fem gay men exist. We aren't choosing to sound feminine and aren't doing it to annoy you.

We don't want to be women.

Society is still so homophobic most people, and certainly nobody irl in a professional setting will question even the most flamboyant gay man who claims to be married to a woman.

The women are probably bi/gay themselves so everyone gets something out of it.

>They're like women in mens bodies

I would say feminized males, but still closer to men.

>>13352323
*the women who marry closeted gay men like dude in OPs pic (are probably bi/gay themselves)

I'd fuck Chris, he's thin, he's good looking, and he knows how to cook.

ITT: Incels that are incredulous why a gay man is getting more pussy than they ever will. lmaoooooo

>>13352472
I fully believe that fem gay men can be closeted and marry women they don't love. I'm not jealous or doubtful, it's more sad that he can be that obviously gay and still in a sham marriage to a woman in the current year.

>>13352476
So it's impossible to be an effeminate hetero male?

>>13352485
Not impossible, I just highly doubt it given how effeminate he is.

>>13350124
cringe, why would you trust your wife who has proven herself to be incompetent to make the cake you developed correctly?

honestly if it wasnt for getting fucked in the ass i think i could be gay. women are awful at literally everything aside from making children and they would probably be worse than men at that if men could make babies

god i hate women

>>13352323
Fem men haven't been taught how to be a proper man. As being a proper man requires taking on responsibilities, it's unlikely that an emasculated man will ever want to become a real man.

Life is homophobic. Homosexuals are just failures at living.

>>13352533
Oh, and there'd be so much less child abuse in a world without homosexual men.

>>13352520
Have you tried dating other men? Could be more enjoyable than you think. Don't get so hung up on the sex.

>>13352486
I think we should give dude the benefit of the doubt. He's surrounded by gays at work (and his former work) so he has at least no peer pressure to stay closeted.

To get to the OP, it's based. Is his wife as good a cook as he is? The way he describes the scene, with the kids not fed, because she is flailing trying to make a cake, makes me think this is something she insists on doing even though he hates it. So him and some slamhog made an easy recipe so everyone can be happy.

>>13352533
Proper responsibilities like blaming black people for you being a virgin

>>13352564
You have never been a fem gay man. You have no idea what peer pressure is like as a gay person.

There are still tons of obviously gay men who larp as straight. Gay people are still thought of as inferior and bullied, if now in more subtle ways in certain situations.

>>13352538
You can thank religion, especially the Catholic Church for incentivizing and protects them

>>13352544
im not sexually attracted to men and ive tried putting things in my ass before and didnt care for it. its a real shame really but you just cant force being gay, trust me i tried

>>13352569
>You have never been a fem gay man.
Doesn't prove Chris is gay
>You have no idea what peer pressure is like as a gay person.
Doesn't prove Chris is gay
>There are still tons of obviously gay men who larp as straight.
Doesn't prove Chris is gay
>Gay people are still thought of as inferior and bullied, if now in more subtle ways in certain situations.
Doesn't prove Chris is gay

>>13352577
It has nothing to do with liking putting things in your butt. Try actually going on dates with men and seeing what it's like talking to them without being guarded.

>>13352616
pointless, im not willing to be in a relationship without sex. id rather just hang out with my buddies and disregard women until i need some sex then pay for a whore

>>13352567
Man, do all fags have such a disconnect from reality? I thought it was just trannies and communists.

>>13352658
You can still have sex you just have to ease into it and find the right person. Being gay doesn't mean every guy you see is attractive to you. Emotional connections matter as well. Don't worry so much about the sex at first and try to form bonds with other men.

>>13350131
Marriage is the gayest thing in the world, dude. Real men go their own way.

>>13351539
huh?

>>13352569
You’ll never be treated the exact same as normal people, because you’re not normal. Simple as

Chris is the most based person in the test kitchen. Prove me wrong.

>>13353000
It must be true

>>13351608
he's the gayest "not gay" man I have ever seen.

>>13350124
Based in kind of an alpha autism way

>come home on birthday
>kitchen a mess
>disheveled kids fighting over icing beaters like East asian street children over food scraps
>pajama clad wife hands you a 4-layer cake
hmm, what's a good solution to this???
>here you go, honey! a cake recipe so simple even you can make it without letting the damn kids have the run of the house like filthy animals!

fantastic Chris moment, second only to him trying a bunch of fancy breads and garlic butters to top that lobster dish only to find out it was just smashed up ritz crackers.

>>13350124
I bet he also insists on showing his wife how she's supposed to fuck Jamal.

>>13350124
That Kat person at 8:40 apparently has some sort of talent, unless he's shitting us, but she will never be seen again because she won't get anybody hard.

>>13355101
she's good at making the frosting swirls

>>13350124
Honestly, he can make it even easier by substituting the eggs and oil with a natural, unflavored mayonnaise.

He mentioned that he has kids in another video

>>13355101
It's her recipe and she did the swirly thing.
BA has a small army of "food editors", the few personalities they show on camera are heavily selected. They operate in a NYC skyscraper ocean-view office for fuck's sake.

>>13355409
i want to fuck brad

>>13350124
Chris seems more like a coddled mama's boy autist than a homosexual. His mom probably introduced his wife to him.

Now Andy is a typical insecure gymrat fag while Rick is an older confident gay guy.

So how is the cake recepie?

>>13356001
It's a basic chiffon cake. Exact same results from a box of betty croker.

Didn't watch the vid, but the description your wrote is pretty based.

>modern 3d women in charge of cooking
>mfw

>>13350124
at least he has a female in his life unlike you.

>>13353372
I know, that's why I'm making fun of you for being a shut in.

>a feminine guy has a wife and two kids
>/ck/ has an absolute fit because they are lonely, shut in, and likely a retarded /fit/tard

>>13356299
Aspies can't understand what they'll never feel desu

>>13350154
Everytime I look at this guy I see Sheldon if he were a chef. Chefdon.

>>13353000
If I'm taking two of them on a road trip tasting food across the US I'm grabbing Chris and Brad.

>>13351608
>>13352597
we aren't the only people who thinks he's gay.
https://twitter.com/henryevil/status/1110223613817425923?lang=en
https://ans-wer.com/is-chris-morocco-gay-look-at-his-husband-married-life-wife-age-bon-appetit/
even the gays on twitter are like "he's got a wife?"

>>13356299
/fit/tards are gay, they'll hardly be upset about feminine male breeders.

>>13351388
My girlfriend still doesn't believe he's married. I find it difficult as well desu

Fuck all of you. You wish he was gay, but he’s not gonna fuck your gay ass.

>>13356299
your pecks will never look this hard

>>13351417
Yes, the queer voice.

>>13356299
>jorts
Sorry but this is not the clothing of a gay man.

>>13350361
Why do you care so much anyways? Are you a lispy voiced queer too?

>>13359520
get out of here you fucking moron. idiots like you need to stop posting. holy shit.

>>13359520
I'm not the one projecting closeted homosexuality on an obviously straight man.

>>13359587
>obviously straight

fucking lol

imagine being this in denial of the obvious

>>13359520
it isn't that he's lispy, it's that his voice and mannerisms are feminized

>>13359600
>more projection

>>13359608
u don't think his voice and mannerisms are feminine compared to most men?

>>13350124
Absolutely disgusting that we are having a thread about our homosexual fantasies about internet chefs and everybody ignores this tall drink of wourder.

>>13359608
Straight men aren't the only men that like fucking women.

>>13359614
he's obviously straight tho

im only into other gay men

u can just tell sometimes, not always

>>13359518
>you will never style on Brad by showing up for a photoshoot in jorts and a button-up
Note how Brad turns his head away while Carla ponders how she might get Chris to impregnate her.

>>13359614
i like to imagine brad fucking chris while andy jerks off in the closet

>>13359627
sounds realistic at least

>>13359611
I think the fact that he's married to a woman with kids is stronger proof to the contrary than his voice.

>>13359641
Are you familiar with the terms lavender marriage or beard?

You think gay men don't repress and marry women to fit in when so many tell them to try to like women?

>>13359646
>Are you familiar with the terms lavender marriage or beard?
Yes

>You think gay men don't repress and marry women to fit in when so many tell them to try to like women?
Of course they do. That doesn't prove Chris is gay. It's very telling that the only argument to Chris being gay is just "gay people exist, therefore Chris is gay".

>>13359651
Do you agree that he seems unusually feminine in his voice and mannerisms?

>>13359653
"Unusually" is a questionable choice of words but he is feminine in some of his behaviours. Again, not proof of him being gay.

>>13359654
So you agree he sounds and acts very feminine compared to most men?

>>13359651
When I had sex with Chris he screamed out that it had never felt "this right" before. He started crying after. I'm pretty sure he's gay.

>>13359656
I will stop you there. Unless Chris comes out and says that he's gay or some gay lover comes out of the woodwork or there's photographic proof of him sucking off a guy, then I remain unconvinced that he's gay.

>>13359656
>>13359653
actually, the more i listen to chris the less feminine i think he sounds. he's just smart.

>>13359660
I'm simply saying it is possible he's a closeted gay man repressing and married to a woman.

>>13359661
Denial is a powerful state of mind.

>>13359666
it's possible yes but i'm unconvinced by the arguments put forward

>>13359660
He is at least bi. My gaydar is unerring. I have never flirted with a man who didn't like a bit of cock.

>>13359668
Have you noticed that gay men, on average, are slightly more feminine sometimes in voice and mannerism?

Are gay men, especially (compared to lesbian women), likely to still be closeted due to stigma especially against male homosexuals?

>>13359670
Bisexuality is gay erasure. Bisexual refers to straight-acting closeted gay men whom lying that they like women is at least plausible. That's not the case here if you see his body language and hear his voice.

>>13359673
Yes, gay people do exist and have certain mannerisms. We've established this many times.

>Are gay men, especially (compared to lesbian women), likely to still be closeted due to stigma especially against male homosexuals?
In New York? No.

>>13359693
Even in New York homophobia and closeted gay men exist.

>he's gay because he sounds gay!
>he's actually not gay because he's married a woman!
really, really dumb

>>13359697
In New York it is heteros who are closeted.

>>13359702
I simply said it is possible that he is a closeted gay man in a sham marriage to a woman he's actually just friends with to raise kids together.

>>13359707
proofs?

>>13359697
Again, yes, gay men do exist. We've established that many times. That's not proof that he's gay.

>>13359713
And closeted gay men exist, even in large, liberal cities. Who still marry women and have kids despite being gay.

>>13359720
Correct. Doesn't make Chris gay.

>>13359724
Just makes it far, far more likely that rationally speaking, we can understand that he is gay and doesn't actually want to bone women and the fact that he is married to a woman with kids doesn't make that any less likely given how likely it is for gay men to still be closeted.

>>13359724
There are no men with his mannerisms and speech pattern that aren't gay. None. If he's not gay it is an exceptional case.

>>13359727
I think it's less likely for gay men to be closeted than you think.

>>13359728
Yes there are.

>>13359711
>I simply said it is possible that he is a closeted gay man in a sham marriage to a woman he's actually just friends with to raise kids together.
Sure, it's possible. But Chris doesn't present himself as gay, other than his voice which you *perceive* to be a "gay voice". The point is, if you claim Chris is gay without knowing him to be gay, or without Chris actually telling us that he is, then you are just assuming bullshit. Stop it.
>>13359693
>In New York? No.
You really are a fuckin dumbass. You're worse than the other guy.

>>13359731
Are you a gay man? Do you know what it's like to face pressure to be closeted? No.

Straight people think it's easy to be gay and open.

The take-home point is how SAD it is that even in supposedly accepting segments of society, closeted, obviously gay people are still common, even in proximity to openly gay people.

Gay acceptance is an overstated myth.

Chris is, at least, pansexual

>>13359738
I disagree. Are you a gay man?

how can it be possible that you are both such faggots oh my fucking god arguing about something so autistic and with such fallacious reasoning

>>13359734
Self report is often inaccurate, especially when pressed to identity as a member of a stigmatized class.

People lying about not being gay is incredibly common, still.

I am not the only one who perceives his voice and body language to be distinctly feminine in the manner of some gay men.

He's not gonna admit it, bro. He's gone too far.

>>13359739
chris is the least hot, ill tell ya that

>>13359740
Yes.

If you are not gay and don't know any gay people closely who have struggled with closetedness, I doubt you can grasp how much easier it seems for some to stay in the closet and just date the opposite sex like nothing happened and never say a word.

>>13359743
trannies have the most autism

>>13359744
>Self report is often inaccurate
sure, whatever
>People lying about not being gay is incredibly common, still.
agreed
>I am not the only one who perceives his voice and body language to be distinctly feminine in the manner of some gay men.
sure. i'll be honest and agree with you that I totally thought he sucked dick before I read this thread. yeah, he's got the gay voice or whatever. but now I am doubtful. I don't call people gay if I have reason to doubt they are gay. it's very rude. he could just be a feminine straight guy. that's okay.
>>13359740
I'm a gay man. you're a moron.

>>13359758
Gay people being open and out makes life easier for all other gay people.

>I'm a gay man.

with a fem voice?

>>13359749
not trans, queer. but yeah they do~

>>13359761

>>13359760
>open and about
I 100% agree, but the person in question has to make that decision. not you.
>with a fem voice?
kinda

>>13359767
Nope. Outing gay people against their will is for the greater good. If you know someone is gay and lying about it, you should expose them. It's worth the pain short term for the gains long term socially.

>kinda

vocaroo?

>>13359758
>he could just be a feminine straight guy. that's okay.
I guess it's possible that he is a woman born with male genitals who is a lesbian. She'd still be gay though.

>>13359774
homosexuality is behavioral intersexuality

>>13359769
Not gonna give you the pleasure
>a hurr durr just potentially ruin people's lives/careers for what a i perceive to be le """greater good"""
you're not gay, you don't have gay friends, and you're not close to anyone that's gay. you have *no* idea what the fuck you are talking about.

>>13359779
It shouldn't ruin your live for people to know you are gay. Being gay should be accepted and that only happens if people are honest about it.

>>13359782
The problem with the way you think is that you are under the impression that "Being gay should be accepted" implies "Being gay is accepted" or "Being known as gay is good for your life". Stop being a dumbass.

>>13359785
It isn't going to change if we keep lying and pretending.

>>13359787
but it isn't changed yet. it probably never will be. i don't really care. the point is, it isn't the responsibility of gay people to change society, retard.
outing someone against their will is like your therapist broadcasting to the world what all of your problems are, or your priest sharing what you said in confession, or your doctor telling your entire workplace what your physical ailments are.

If you don't understand this, you are unimaginably dense beyond all hope:
It is GOOD to come out, but it is REQUIRED the person come out voluntarily.

>>13359803
It will change more rapidly if people who are obviously gay are not MARRYING WOMEN and larping as straight.

The requirement of voluntarism exists only in your head. If you know someone is gay irl, out them for the good of others. It's a bad look for gay people to be living in secret shame. I'm not scared, are you?

>>13359814
too bad "changing society rapidly" isn't exactly the goal here

Pic of Chris wife? I want to know if she would be in my league if he hadn't stolen her.

>>13359814
>I'm not scared, are you?
You aren't gay so i dunno what you're talking about.

>>13359817
If everyone who was gay came out tomorrow, gay acceptance would progress much more rapidly. People need to see that people, even in high places, aren't afraid to live openly.

>>13359819
she isn't. >>13356299

>>13359821
I specifically said I am gay.

>>13359823
she is probably a lesbian

>>13359822
Once again, you aren't gay nor are you close with anyone who is. You're like a middle aged guatemalan lady lecturing a white teen on the best way to shitpost on a azerbaijani baking forum.

>>13359824
then are you autistic or what? how can you not respect peoples' rights to decide what parts of their life they want to keep private? are you out to every single member of your family?

>>13359828
Looking at her haircut and build, she is obviously a lesbian. Nobody would consider her straight.

>>13359819

Mmmmmmmm, dicks

>>13359834
I think telling people you think they are gay opens a conversation, a dialog. He is NEVER going to tell people he's gay if he's committed as far as a sham marriage.

>>13359835
So sad people still live this way. It must be so painful.

>>13359850
/thread

>>13350983
You were shocked that "I dress in tight shirts, don't eat carbs, wear skinny jeans and look like I frequent NYC gay club bathrooms" Andy is gay but are equally as surprised that upper elite rich whitey Chris isn't?

Please, I'm begging all of you, please go outside and talk to people.

>>13359888
*chris isn't openly gay despite being surrounded by other flamers

ftfy

ITT: /ck/ forgets bisexual men exist

*always sunny theme music plays*

>>13359888
I'm a straight man who has fucked countless straight men. Please educate yourself.

>>13359899
Bisexuality is gay erasure. There's enough disincentive against being openly gay in the form of social isolation, mistreatment, and shunning by others that many people who act straight claim to be bisexual to avoid the scrutiny committing to saying you don't want to date the opposite sex at all brings.

>>13359900
dubdubs of truth

I don't know why any men have sexual intercourse with modern women. Even faggots are more feminine than any of them.

>>13359847
notice that he sitting far away from them.

You have to keep in mind that Chris is very confident and gets what he wants. He doesn't settle for less than perfect. The only way it's possible he's gay is if his wife lets him visit gay bars in NYC weekly. Otherwise, there's no chance he'd stay closeted into a marriage and having children.

that empowered poo is the worst

>>13359900
>claims to be straight man
>fucks tons of straight men

Bi or straight. Pick one . . . Faggot

>>13360532
Those two kids are only there to gaurantee her an income in case Chris decides to come out of the closet

>>13359900
Yes, straight man here. I also enjoy a nice romp with my best bud sometimes. It's not about being gay, it's about being really close friends and knowing that your bud is gonna be there when you need him the most.

>>13360746
By this logic everybody is gay because they've given themselves, people of the same gender, many handjobs.

>>13359739
probably explains why he became a chef then.

>>13360732
You really think gay men would never marry a lesbian for appearances and fuck men on the side without telling her?

>>13360770
Imagine how many times Chris's mom has pressured him to give her grandkids. The kids are for him too, but in a different way.

>>13361537
yes, anyone can enjoy being gay.

>>13361529
why not date other men?

>>13361797
>You really think gay men would never marry a lesbian for appearances and fuck men on the side without telling her?
>marry a lesbian
>fuck men
>on the side
>without telling her
>a lesbian
What? So you a gay man would marry a gay woman for the purposes of keeping up appearances but not tell the lesbian this and pretend to be straight in a marriage with a lesbian even though you are gay. Did I get that right?

>>13361921
Yup. Basically everyone is lying to each other's face and never actually talking about their actual sexuality. It happens.

>>13361544
all those sexy pans around

>>13362170

S U P E R T A S T E R

>>13359646
God knows how difficult it must be fitting into the New York fashion and cooking magazine scene if you're a gay guy...

>>13363102
My point is even in those supposedly gay-friendly spaces homophobia persists, albeit more in the background.

>>13350695
this is very true and i believe it and there is nothing wrong with that

>>13363151
>I don't mind gay people as long as I can't tell they are gay and they never mention it.

I know thi sisn't a Sohla thread but I had to say it.

Sohla is the most amazing person and I have a crush on her and if her restaurant were still open I'd go every week and I love her smile but most of all I love her knowledge and skill and technique not just in BROWN PEOPLE FOOD BECAUSE THATS THE COLOR OF MY SKIN HAHA T. PRIYA but worldwide because she is a real chef and it's so fucking sexy watching her make a perfect french omelette i hope I see her on the subway some day because I'm too autistic to eat out at restaurants but maybe she will show up at the bar I go to sometimes where the bartenders don't mind my refusal to say any words and order by writing stuff down and that i just read a book the entire time but after 2-3 drinks i stop readng since i can't concentrate i just look at the pages intently because the last thing i would want to happen is someone to talk to me

>>13363852
I'm gay but I only date other white/jewish men.

>>13352743
No dude marriage is chad, you get to be dominated by a woman and financially ruined. Forget the fact that every option you choose is fucked by the jews, Marriage is the best one dude just become cucked voluntarily.
Oh what's that you think having kids is not viable? BETA KEK HAHA YOU ARE A KEK FOR NOT BEING A SLAVE TO A WOMAN WHAT AN INCEL!

>>13363890
Interesting how in most countries that have allowed same sex marriage, the divorce rate of lesbians exceeds that of gay men by a fair bit.

Pic related is from the Netherlands, the country that has had same sex marriage for the longest.

>>13363856
I'm not gay but in high school I had a korean boyfriend. I would go over to his house and his mother would make us kimchi pancakes and we would play super smash bros. And his mother made us drink a lot of soy milk too.

>>13352723
Quit trying to make him queer you fucking faggot

>>13359523
No, fragile little faggits like you need to leave so things can go back to being fun. Pic related. Its Chris.

>>13359675
Bi's are just dirty fence sitters.

>>13350131
and andy is the gay one, go figure

>>13359724
Doesn't make him straight either. Get fukt nerd

>>13350273
same. not cause i dislike gay people or anything, but the whole "acting gay" thing pisses me off, its obnoxious. something about the fact that he's not actually gay proves that its his real personality.
also he just seems like a real expert, comes off as very respectable

>>13363176
pretty much. gay stuff making straight people uncomfortable is fine, the same way gay guys find vaginas disgusting or lesbians would never go near a dick

All of those skinny, fat or ugly cooklets lare fucking cringe af. I fucking hate them and hate anyone who watches them.

>>13364511
>cringe af

>>13364480
him being married to a woman does

>>13364714
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_of_convenience

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavender_marriage

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)

>>13364511
>he doesnt watch based appetit daily
this shit is /ck/-core required reading

>>13359673
There are also lots of gay men who act like normal blokes who you would think are straight as an arrow. Ive never met a straight man that acts feminine.

>>13351417
>but you're a social retard so you think a lispy voice means gay lol.
That's exactly what it means. It can take a weird person decades to figure out they are different and weird. In the meantime, they ironically mimic normal people moves like dating, getting married, having kids, etc, and then just one day, bam, divorce, alternative friends, and coincidentally all their disapproving family is finally dead. It's how it happens. That's the timing of it. They were either abused or had homophobic family. It's sad.
But, in the end, the lispy voice was the tell all along.

>>13350280
Fags can't love, they only lust

>>13365230
A lot of homophobic evangelicals who are masquerading as straight have feminine mannerisms particularly in the south.

You know what's really gay?

This thread. Jfc.

>>13350124
its based but a bit cringe

This thread has nothing to do with cooking. Why are Americans so obsessed with homosexuality...

>>13350131
>>13350134
>>13350272
If memory serves, they have a child.

I used to dislike Chris but I’ve liking him a lot more lately. He’s a perfectionist autist and he seems like a genuinely good cook. His personality has grown on me. The opposite can be said for Claire. I used to like her a lot, but then I realized her personality sucks and she consistently needs validation. It’s weird she even has a job at Bon Appetite considering how incompetent she seems on camera

>>13368429
just like you used to like regular porn but then got to the point where it all had to be trap porn and now its almost twink porn

>>13368438
Yeah I’m not a queero like you

id fuck brad

>>13365268
so what you are saying is you can be gay and not even realize it. maybe you are gay

just made a batch of this closeted fag's cookies. pretty good no homo

Whole lotta gay crusaders in this thread. Why are you queers recruiting on 4chan of all places?

>>13368668
They realize it they just stuff it down to where they don't think about it a lot because it's too painful to admit what they've done with repressing it.

>>13369054
being gay is not an ideology or a disease

>>13368429
i would die for claire from the bon appetit test kitchen

>>13359828
>>13359835
lmao imagine two opposite sex fags getting married and having kids together thinking to themselves "haha, no one can possibly think i'm gay now"

>>13369248
it's probably a much more depressing reality than that

>>13350695
theres some middleground to be struck here, surely?
kind of a retarded pic anon, i hope you delete it from your folder as soon as possible.

>>13369054
>recruiting
You can't recruit a hetero to be homo unless they weren't really a hetero in the first place.

>>13369204
>being gay is not an ideology or a disease
what is gay pride? and it's a mental illness.

>>13369947
>>13369204
>days later, these queers are still in this thread plugging their ears and screaming at married men with children begging for them to be gay

>>13371601
Don't you know? Gays have infiltrated everything. Even straight marriage.

>>13369220
Please do that as quickly as possible